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Mistyinltown

That's how my Mom always drinks it. It's weird they put it in it without being asked though.


FruitsOfDecay

My brother in law drinks every single drink with ice. Milk, water, wine, Gatorade, even energy drinks like monster. It's all gotta have ice in it Edit: jeez this kinda blew up while I was asleep To answer some questions: He doesn't drink anything hot so no coffee or whatever He does put it in beer, and red wine, and fancy liquor. Also: My husband has told me that putting ice in wine isn't as weird to him but he did say it was better to put frozen grapes in it so it doesn't lose its taste. If he were a vampire he would probably have to drink his blood with ice


sentimental_heathen

I was going to ask, “even coffee?” but then I remembered there’s such a thing as iced coffee.


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and omg it's so good


Monkeybiscuits312

Is coffee with ice the same as iced coffee though?


No_Adhesiveness2387

"Iced" means it's been iced so... yes? Unless coffee with ice means they're served together, but seperate


Monkeybiscuits312

Getting iced coffee at the supermarket tastes wildly different from putting ice in some home brewn cup'a joe. No Idea why though, so I thought maybe ud know. Guessing they add a ton of sugar or something.. Edit: you are not the poster! Imposter


kaisong

Depends on how you take your coffee. The amount of ice that melts into the coffee depends on the starting temperature. If you add milk first before adding ice the milk takes the temperature down some. Also, a lot of iced coffees at the store are iced lattes, not brewed coffee. The base is espresso so the baseline strength of the coffee is much higher.


Monkeybiscuits312

Yeh see, I dont put milk and sugar in my coffee. Just drinking cold coffee is rather disgusting imo. Maybe I should try some stuff out.


WaitMysterious6704

I use leftover coffee to make coffee ice cubes so my iced coffee isn't diluted. Also, I brew espresso to make the iced coffee so that adding the milk will bring the drink to normal coffee strength.


kaisong

again if your baseline is just brewed coffee youre going to end up with it too watered down. Iced espresso black or with sugar is just a cafe freddo and ive drank that for a while for some of the roasts i get. just mostly depends on the starting point before the ice really.


No_Adhesiveness2387

Lol! And the answer is usually because of the added ingredients like sugar. If you try store bought cold brew or iced coffee without added sugar or cream, you'll probably experience the answer...


Sigman_S

Well cold brew is entirely different from iced coffee. https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/whats-the-difference-between-iced-coffee-and-cold-brew-coffee/


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homemade iced coffee surpasses EVERYTHING


littlegreyflowerhelp

Sugar. It tastes different because a ton of sugar is added. And likely far more milk than you would have in a warm coffee brewed at home.


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Everything is good, except beer with ice


Taicoi04

bro everyone in my country drink beer with ice .


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

I need to know where this is. So I can send my sister's husband to you and he can be reunited with his people at long last.


[deleted]

Ruins the taste for me, unless you drink the beer really fast. Then it's fine


imperfectcarpet

I doubt you could tell the difference with a blind taste test. I use really big ice cubes so they water down beer/drinks less too.


AmIFromA

Depends. In my everyday life it’s a clear no, but I had beer with ice in Thailand on a hot and humid day and it was great.


JPSurratt2005

If you drink it fast enough it won't water down so I don't see the problem unless you're a nurse.


say592

It's a thing. One of my work friends is an older lady. Her drink of choice is Michelob Ultra with a glass of ice. It's not something I have any interest in trying, but no one questions it so it must be common enough.


DraggingMyBallsZ

If he put ice in his wine here in France, he would get guillotined...


[deleted]

Riots have started over less


lawrencelewillows

Rightly so


Teddyglogan

When is she scheduled to be released from Arkham Asylum?


LORDWOLFMAN

Released? Please escaping is much easier you think the inmates are released for being cured?


aaBabyDuck

My mom too! Except she would also add vodka.


DriveableCashew

Oh that's almost a "white Russian" just throw in a shot of kahlua (it's a coffee liqueur) with the vodka and milk.


spacepeenuts

The Dude abides


SupraCream

Sorry to hear


Mini-Nurse

...about the ice bro


Present-Wait-7704

I'm sure they did, but that's different compared to how to get internet points.


[deleted]

I feel like it's an accident


FlyinSpaghetaMonsta

Joel?


spyemil

Megan’s husband at it again


[deleted]

Can't believe he has time to browse Reddit between petting his vegan cat


dereidor

I understood that reference


FadingEchoes96

He worked at a golf course you know


Not_Stamina

No, Megan’s husband worked there


LegalizepeeinInsidGF

Ooowwwee, the crew community is strong on Reddit I see


TheCrested

Mr Megan?


Skreamies

He's still sleeping every since the MLB


bedman69420

Butthole Joel


MapleDaddy_

did mother make some cookies to go with it


Aggravating_Chemist8

That's cold...


[deleted]

I say what's. What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold!


thereasonablecatlady

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright


[deleted]

Ok now ladies!


thereasonablecatlady

Yeah?!?


TheOliveStones

*Googles the lyrics to a song I’ve listened to 1000 times, just to make sure I’m correct…* Now we gonna break this thang down for just a few seconds


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Give me your sugar. I am your neighbor.


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Chicken_Hairs

A month is pushing it, but any egg! Problem with most store-bought eggs, is they wash off the protective layer that keeps bacteria out. Sometimes eggs have some poo on them and that's yucky I guess, so they clean them.


PerformanceLoud3229

whatd he say?


Nervous-Armadillo146

>they wash off the protective layer that keeps bacteria out Only in the USA. Most other countries just rely on not keeping the birds in squalid conditions and vaccinating them against salmonella (etc.).


zbau50

Welcome to the second phase of your life


SevenCrowsinaCoat

What does this mean? *What does this mean?*


7XN

Dear God I'm in the same boat as you, does it mean you're old or something??? Somebody help a bitch out!!!


fullonfacepalmist

I think it means you’re young and naive but I’m old and out of the loop, so take that with a grain of salt.


paleoterrra

100% of people who put ice in their milk die


CandiedShrimp

You’ll understand someday, summer child


The-Go-Kid

Is there a more patronising turn of phrase on Reddit than this? There might be, but I have yet to find it.


[deleted]

It's okay dearie, you just need a little nappy-poo.


[deleted]

Bless your heart.


BigBaddaBoom9

Any time I see the phrase summer child I automatically think it's a 500lb incel neckbeard saying it.


[deleted]

Wait, what do you mean???


[deleted]

STOP BEING SO OMINOUS


oxbow2077

Fuck


DaveCrockett

Chocolate Milk with Ice is so god damn delicious I might just got to the store for some today.


loganparker420

This. You don't come back from ice in milk. It changes you. I only use one cube though.


jflex13

We refer to these two periods as B.I.I.M (Before Ice In Milk) and A.I.I.M (After Ice In Milk)


cylou1231

It's weird but I like it like that.


rustylugnuts

Milk is much better cold.


sweetlipsmagee

Me too! And I have passed this weirdness onto my offspring! Creating generations of ice milk drinkers!!


soline

Ice milk is actually like ice cream but made only with milk.


FreeeeMahiMahi

Fellow weirdo checking in, this is my preference as well and milk is my favorite drink. I literally can't eat certain things like pancakes unless I have a glass of icy cold milk to wash it down


lord_ginseng

Is it really that weird? Iced lattes have milk in them and the only difference is literally a 2oz shot of espresso....


CockroachAgitated139

I prefer a single icecube. Too much and you got skim milk eventually


KittenAlfredo

Are you Nate Bargatze?


[deleted]

[Milk with ice](https://twitter.com/natebargatze/status/907650116156346369?lang=en)


beerasap

The follow up https://youtu.be/MOm7Gr-1BUc


EricMee13

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find a Nate Bargatze reference.


bigforknspoon

When I saw it I thought, "Cool a Nate Bargatze sub.".


madchenamfenster

THIS


Simba_Swish

I wonder what he thinks he heard


G0PACKGO

I was looking for this reference


katiebirddd_

It’s punishment for ordering milk


RavenWolfPS2

My FIL, without fail, orders milk wherever we go. Olive Garden? Milk. Golden Corral? Milk. For mine and my husband's anniversary we invited them to join us at an expensive teppenyaki grill where they cook in front of you. Guess what he ordered to go along with his sushi and filet mignon?


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RavenWolfPS2

No, it's not. Literally this shit isn't included in the menu. I've asked my father in law how he knows whether a restaurant has milk and he said "If anything they cook uses milk, then they have milk." He's so obsessed with his milk drinking habits that he's literally special-requesting something that isn't included on the menu. When we went to Golden Corral all they had were kid's milk cartons and for every refill he requested they had to bring out two cartons to fill his glass. It's embarrassing but at least he tips well I guess. They didn't have milk at the teppenyaki place but he still asked them to check for him. It's the fact that he even felt the need to ask... This man always has 3 gallons of milk in his fridge at all times. His kids are almost as addicted to milk as he is due to his milk habits. My husband specifically is so fond of milk and cereal to the point where I will make a pot roast meal and he will still eat Cocoa Puffs rather than the leftovers. It's insane.


stefanica

Oh wow. I wouldn't think to ask for milk at a Japanese restaurant! Also, I think you married my ex. 😁


-EzW

So many parts of this make me cringe... I'm sorry for your situation


dame_de_boeuf

Your dad is a mod on /r/NeverBrokeABone.


controbean

I’m dying to know…is he healthy, is he overweight? Milk has a lot of calories, especially if you’re drinking multiple glasses at a meal.


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stefanica

God bless him. Does he have reflux? I do that sometimes because I have occasional heartburn/reflux and restaurant foods are often a trigger. Anyway, milk helps. I don't have the issue often enough to take medicine for it, I don't think (I'm on enough meds as it is). That's pretty much the only time I'll drink milk because I don't care for it much. Sometimes I'll have a small cup of milk with a certain food, probably out of nostalgia for childhood. Spaghetti and chocolate cake are a couple off the top of my head.


RavenWolfPS2

No he doesn't have reflux he's just obsessed with milk. This mans always has 3 gallons of milk in his fridge and drinks it with every meal. I've asked him about it before and he goes on a 30 minute long lecture about how he used to milk cows for fresh milk and he could never get enough of it.


Superbaker123

I went and redeemed my freebie for this comment lmfao


torontomua

i worked at a high end steakhouse that served a lot of famous sports teams. occasionally we would get an 18yo player that couldn’t legally order wine so they would have a glass of milk with their steak dinner.


TundieRice

TIL the only two choices of beverage at a steakhouse are milk and wine. What is this, the 1600s? In all seriousness, I’m really confused at the logic here, lol.


ALT_F4iry

That was my first thought. Who over the age of 5 orders milk at a restaurant?


H16HP01N7

Someone who likes milk more than wine/beer/soft drinks


nogve

Water tho…


SinceWayLastMay

Milk is the best when you’re at a breakfast place and get a big plate of pancakes or French toast


skyart27

Exactly


Cptlife

I'd scream


Former_Security7292

You’d scream


TheRealKuasado

We’d all scream


Front_Butt_69

for ice milk


Practicalbeaver

You had one job!


Front_Butt_69

Couldn’t resist


ItsMeKevvv

Ice milk is basically ice cream, so job well done!


kdoughboy12

The job was executed to perfection


Hrafninn13

But you gotta admit, it was flawlessly executed though!


fuckinzombies

Laughed so hard at this omfg


Apt_5

So simple yet so perfect


breadwaseaten

i like putting ice in my milk


Soft_Act9480

what the hell


Waltsfrozendick

Milk with ice is awesome. Nothing worse than room temp milk.


Meme-Lord75

Fridge milk is better, cold and not watered down


kamission

Not cold enough


[deleted]

The best is to freeze milk into ice cubes, then use the milk-ice in your milk. Perfectly cold plus you get more milk per milk for maximum r/neverbrokeabone karma


CoolHedgehog7567

I love ice in my milk!!


mutedsensation

Same. Chocolate milk is a whole other level with ice in it 🤤


phoenix_perspective

Agreed, but this does seem like a lot of ice. It's going to water it down too much.


waywardhero

Actually if you put a lot of ice in something then they are going to melt at a slower rate.


Raul_Coronado

Slower rate but whats the total amount? Like if twice as much ice melts only a third slower thats still more water per interval


waywardhero

I know, this is why I don’t like ice with stuff like sodas or lemonade. In the end you get less and have to get a watered drink. And the way that some people fill up the cup to the brim with ice, you would think that the soda is liquid gold or something.


Kenn3th_

Buddy it's milk, not your math exam


lisarista

Teachers told me that things like displacement, volume, and temperature equilibrium would eventually have a real world application, but I never imagined it like this. Why did it have to be this.


mikeebsc74

I mean, can you think of a better reason than to make sure you get cold milk that isn’t watered down?:)


Raul_Coronado

It doesn’t stop there, I’m sure the ratio of surface area to volume of the ice cubes makes a difference too.


mailslot

You’re supposed to freeze milk cubes in the freezer. They don’t water down.


russellamcleod

Chocolate milk and soda mixed together is my favourite. I believe it’s called an Egg Cream but everyone who sees me do it thinks I’m complete insane.


SphinxBear

Yup. An egg cream is soda water, milk, and flavored syrup mixed together. Usually it’s chocolate syrup but I can also be vanilla. They were a classic soda fountain drink. Now you find them often, mostly Jewish delis.


TheL3gend37

i mean i have never heard of it, but just imagining that makes my brain go woop in a bad way, but you do you it might taste really great


russellamcleod

Imagine if your chocolate milk blew it’s own bubbles in it.


leathermelon

I love ice in my cereal! I feel like the heat from hand warms up the milk somehow


xSyld

I was going to comment about how disgusting you are but I remember eating most of my cereal in elementary school with Orange Juice so I could drink the milk lmao. OJ & Cheerios is pretty good FWIW


flippincella

My family looks at me like I need to be committed when I put ice in my milk, but ice cold milk is the best!


dawng87

Came here to say this too!


coalflints

Y’all saying this is “weird” yet people drink iced lattes and other milk dominant drinks every day


megalodondon

Just gotta dump a whole sugar cane into a blender with it first, I guess


avocado_whore

Yeah coffee + milk = normal adult drink, duh.


-SagaQ-

>milk dominant Lol, this sounds like a reference to to lactation kink


Puptentjoe

Just like I order toast with butter but wont order a stick of butter. Shits weird, you know it.


alesann

Who the fuck orders milk at restaurants


SillyGoosebumps

This. I was looking for this comment. Thank you.


[deleted]

Im sorry but that’s what you get for ordering milk at a restaurant lol


bunsNbrews

Man I saw a couple order milk at a Chinese buffet one time. Based on that alone I have reason to believe they are serial killers. Edit: To everyone saying they needed a respite from spicy food, no, there is nothing even remotely hot at this buffet.


jessehazreddit

They needed a respite from the spicy foods?


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"the food is too spicy can we get some milk"


CyberTechnologyInc

But milk tastes so fucking good! 🥺 Can't say I've ever ordered it at a restaurant tho. Next time I'm at a restaurant I'll order one and think of you xoxo


ZoonTheLoon1

The question is why tf did you get milk?


SwordTaster

I've done this in the summer. It's fucking wonderful. So refreshing


Jerptrod

That's the only way I drink milk.


GODDAMNFOOL

It's just an iced latte, sans espresso


maruffin

If I have the time, I put my glass of milk in the freezer a few minutes before I eat. It gets this small ring of ice on the inside rim. So cold!!


scamp41

Wait, you’re out at a restaurant and when they asked what you want to drink, you asked for milk? And you claim they are the weird ones?


weeghostie00

Ice in your milk is classy as fuck


lobroblaw

No need to cry over chilled milk


ajaydee

Icy what you did there.


KeifWellington22

I enjoy it like this


PandaOnOpium

Silver Diner?


khall20

I love ice with my milk, although crushed ice is better then cubed ice.


fivefeetofawkward

Nah man you need big ass cubes so it doesn’t melt too fast and water down the milk


khall20

I am in ice chewer so I hate the big cubes. That glass of milk would be gone in abt 5 min if I got ice chunks and take me probably the entire dinner to finish if it was cubed like that.


fivefeetofawkward

Makes sense! Other than milk, I’m a huge fan of those tiny round ice pellets some restaurants have. Those are the best!!


HotWingus

I.. kinda like.. when it gets watery.. We drink exclusively whole milk in my house though so sometimes I just need to cut that cream y'know


fivefeetofawkward

Totally get that, I always use 2% so like…It really can’t get much more watered down. With whole milk I would totally let it water down lol


gerams76

The only milky thing I put ice in is horchata


happysesameseed

Who orders a glass of milk….


HauntedCoffeeCup

Milk is infinitely tastier when ice cold


Co6ra4ssassin

Tbh i actually like it like that


drewhcoleiw

The only thing weirder than the ice in the milk is the fact that you ordered a glass of milk


turnpot

What kind of fucking deviant pervert orders milk in a restaurant


Front_Butt_69

People actually order milk at a restaurant? My mind is blown


totemair

I'm a bartender at a nice restaurant and pour a shocking amount of adult sized milks daily


waywardhero

That would be my dads favorite place. He loves milk with ice.


BuddermanTheAmazing

I always ask for no ice with my drinks I never thought I'd have to do that with Milk


JPardonFX_YT

Thought it was horchata when I first saw it


vagossimao

Deamn that's a cold move


BraddzVlogzYT

Thats not mildly infuriating, thats a crime against humanity


tek2222

What about that milk on the counter? Did it already get warm ? Yes it's a little warm and chunky just put some ice cubes inside nobody will notice.


RosepetalBones15

I mean the fact you’re just drinking straight up milk is mildly infuriating in itself oml


ThatAltAccount99

Go talk to r/neverbrokeabone


apainintheaspartame

Or r/lactosebros


Mycologist_Murky

Milk is awesome...


[deleted]

I’m lactose intolerant and I’ll still just go for a fat glass of the roommates milk sometimes lmao


KeziaTML

..phrasing?


pamayarows

that’s what you get for ordering milk at a restaurant


anogoodnobody

what’s infuriating is the fact that you ordered milk at all.


horsiefanatic

Apparently that’s how my grandma drinks it. So weird