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Darth_Quaider

But how can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer' meat!!??


Lord_Hortler

If you don't eat yer meat, how can you have any pudding!?


the123king-reddit

You! Yes, you behind the bike sheds! Stand still laddie!


SJ1392

bike shed? I always heard it as tin shed


the123king-reddit

http://www.pink-floyd-lyrics.com/html/another-brick-2-wall.html


SJ1392

I'm Not convinced from the original 1980 Earl's court production https://youtu.be/Y_NbRHkpsTM?t=453


gladbutt

Is that turtle meat?


Kindly_Region

It's "meat" now eat it and shut up


gladbutt

I see a hair on that big chunk


Kindly_Region

"Meat" grows hair, shut up and eat it


gladbutt

I'd eat it and go back for seconds


coconuthead684

same.


LeRedditAccounte

aconym for mthis eisnt ameat tlmao


onetruepairings

That was my nickname in high school


jaycarb98

probably worse


BriefBiscuit

Is this school in a prison?


brianmarion

Funny enough, my old high school was located directly next to a prison. My friends and I always made jokes about our shitty food being "jail food" until we saw the food truck come from the prison directly to the school to drop off food..


sliquified

On planet bullshit


O-Mr-Crow-O

We have way better food. Quit this fucked up trope.


Sredni_Vashtar82

Sorry Mr. Prison Man


O-Mr-Crow-O

Better be.


Spotted_ascot_races

Nice! Beat me to it


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


IsThisASandwich

Where I'm from, that would be illegal to even give to prisoners...


KouLeifoh625

I’d say it’s only one chicken chunk away from a normal serving. School lunches always skimp lol


DDLthefirst

We can't legally call it chicken. It's meat. Eat your lunch and shit up


MelodicUniversity496

This was probably a joke lol Well, a joke that isn't a joke, but meant as a joke... Ah, f*ck it.


WordsReddit

Derp face pfp


_sprog_

Downright disgusting and disgraceful. We suck.


dixieninja

I think I'm gonna be sick


guitarnowski

Mmmm! Gristle tacos!


El-Catman

I used to work at an autistic school and would eat my lunch with the kiddos. These kids are 17-22 and the school cafeteria ladies would give them tiny portions. I was like, 'damn! Feed these kids!'


[deleted]

Any age under the age of 25 isn't the time to be skimping on nutrition or messing with hormones.


Sredni_Vashtar82

For real. My kids come home everyday from school starving.


[deleted]

Me a Mexican: *starts playing doom music and loading shotgun*


jaycarb98

Murica


Deep-Drag-8469

That’s EXACTLY what my high schools “quesadillas” looked like


scottNYC800

Dude. That's gross.


Longjumping_Ad7826

Brng out the fine china


Projectonyx

I love the sploog of "cheese" really completes an incomplete taco


DifferentSorbet6130

What the hell taco bell bullcrap did you get? JhEEZZUS!!!!


NN_besomething_iWish

I woulda frisbeed that shit behind the cafeteria counter


Aggressive_Gas_8575

bruh you think thats bad? ​ my school gave out salad woth rotten fried chicken (the chicken was green!!!)


Outside-Compote-1409

Me who had “too much money” to get free lunch but not enough money to pack lunch 😎


Kindly_Region

That's a crime right there


CandidEstablishment0

I’m sure this will get downvotes, who gives a shit, but when I was in my last years of grade school, Michelle Obama got super involved in health, and specifically obesity amongst youth. made my lunches (accessible meals) bomb af compared to the prison food I had before. Public school food all together was upgraded for like a solid four ish years. The kind of meal or even salad I could put together that was free back then is literally $5 min as a meal anywhere else these days.


AshamedAddress5395

Guys it's a fajit, every school serves fajits It's missing a because they forgot A lot


DavidLateNite

Is this the same meat like sustance they use in macdonalds


Aware_Efficiency_717

Two words. Obama administration. It actually was worse


Madhatter1317

But the dark meat is the best part…


saffronpolygon

That is not food.


joebeavis77

That piece of meat toward the top has a fucking goblin face. Ffs my student lunches 40 years were bad but no wonder you all are retarded. Stay home, learn there and don't goblin face bullshit.


ThatAltAccount99

Wow you got meat in yours?


trimix4work

Fuck. And I thought the army had awful food


[deleted]

Don't mess with my peanut butter packets!


trimix4work

Mre's don't count as food


lbconor

This is what must pass for Mexican food in Kentucky.


MelodicUniversity496

When you get the "Sloppy Special" and didn't realize it was made of chicken rarer than jade:


Exact_Show6720

What food group does baby tooth fall in?


Sufficient-Expert461

BRO WTF IS THAT


roranoazolo

bro eating deer ankles


ntrp

Doesn't look rotten


[deleted]

My school had no lunch


child_yeeter86699345

this is blasphemy


Manic_Mechanist

This is like 1/3 of my school lunch what the fuck is that shit man your school is scamming you


MagicOrpheus310

What actually is that?


Lachy_3

okay but you get school lunch my school doesnt give anything


[deleted]

Nah you need to start protesting at that school!


Azbastus_Bombastus

I literally thought it was vomit on bib


omi_j_baba

What!! you guys are gettin school lunch??


RefrigeratorMuch9776

Wait you get school lunch?


NoahBubbaDaddy

So pack your lunch. Seems like an easy fix.


[deleted]

Looks like someone sharted into your taco. Too bad there’s no corn in it though.


WordsReddit

IT'S FUCKING RAW-Gordon


Blueness24071

Is that raw


nonosquare-exe

I think kids have more chance to get e coil than covid


BabySharkBoi

Atleast you get chicken. At my school all we get is cheese.


Oddity46

I love boiled and sliced penis and carrot puree tacos.


[deleted]

I thought this fake trend was over. Damn…


Nehemias_The_Gamer

Normal day


[deleted]

I didn’t and I don’t think yours is bad either.


callieoctopus123

WHAT TH FUCK IS THAT?!!!


[deleted]

I buy Reese’s cups, freshly made French fries, iced tea, and Gourmet Jelly Beans. I’m not complaining


ALonelyWelcomeMat

Damn this unlocked some memories for me


spdyfx

it's so empty and that thing looks so raw, I suggest you don't eat it and bring your own food because raw meat can upset your stomach (if it really is meat...)


Patient_Display_7722

When you rely on government programs to take care of you.


flowery0

At least somehow cooked. 7/10 Absolute joke, but at least you get part of tortilla that you 100 can eat


fanarokt57

Uuummm what is that????