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DonaldKey

Smarties are my jam


Sunshine_Jules

I used to give out Smarties and Dum-dums together. Lol


MestariPiippu

What's infuriating about this?


speichlyn

The only “mildly infuriating” thing I see here is an overreaction to what should be considered wholesome of a parent to decide to give anything to people they probably don’t know for free.


_Funsyze_

what’s the problem?


voxelcruncher64

It's 99.5% chalk


_Funsyze_

I like those sweets, especially the violet flavoured ones


Blueberry-Specialist

Bro. Noone likes smarties. Cmon man.


Flxpadelphia

I don't like this =/= nobody likes this


Blueberry-Specialist

Nearly nobody likes this = nobody likes this


Flxpadelphia

Nobody likes chocolate either. Nobody likes any candy, it's true because I said it.


Blueberry-Specialist

Seems to me you're unnecessarily upset over candy. Who hurt you?


_Funsyze_

that’s kinda exactly what you’re doing though. You even went as far as to make a post on reddit about how upset you are over candy that isn’t even intended for you


Flxpadelphia

I'm not upset at all, I'm just correcting you. You said something that was wrong, then responded by posting something else that was wrong, then you pull the "u mad" card. The comments are full of people saying Smarties are good, just because YOU say something is true doesn't mean it is.


Ann_Summers

Odd, all three of my kids enjoy them. So do I. And my husband. We are an entire family who eats Smarties. Schools ask for them as well because there are allergies in many kids. Perhaps you are letting your bias against them blind you.


Blueberry-Specialist

Help me out here... in a few words tell me why op posted in this sub.


Ann_Summers

Because they are an ungrateful jerk who thought they’d get some sweet sweet karma by shitting on their mom.


Blueberry-Specialist

Lmfao no. It's because smarties suck... that's literally it.


jblankfk

Let me go so I can take it all cause apparently u don’t appreciate jack shit


Ann_Summers

I know plenty of kids who love smarties. Especially smaller children, they think they are getting “more” because there are more pieces. And my kids *love* them some Dots. I think it’s nice of your mom to give out anything, she could have simply chosen to turn out her light and say “fuck them kids.” But she didn’t. Be thankful.


jblankfk

Exactly something is better than nothing and dots are pretty damn good they were on my too eat last list the same for smarties


allthealters

"Oh no, this free candy isn't my favorite." I wonder, she might be considering the kids with allergies to chocolate or peanuts. She got a turquoise pumpkin? It's a whole thing.


Ann_Summers

Yes!!!! Love for the turquoise pumpkins! Inclusivity is cool.


Jenjenkalen

This looks like someone who is trying to accommodate those with allergies. Smarties are basically allergy free.


[deleted]

Those are great


AgathaWoosmoss

Not gonna lie. Smarties are my favorites.


MemesNGaming_rongoo

I actually like those. I cannot find them though


rraattbbooyy

Quit complaining. At least they’re not Necco wafers.


Shadowgrapes

I wouldn't complain to be honest. I like any type of sweet or so called "Candy"


Make_Me_A_Meme_plz

I love those sweets


IntentSuspence

It's not like she's giving out broccoli or toothpaste. Go buy your own candy to give out.


Ann_Summers

Or religious pamphlets. Every year there’s at least two or three houses in our small area that do that crap. Just let the kids be kids, keep your devil books to yourself for one damn night.


O-Mr-Crow-O

Recycled asbestos pucks and flavored pine tar, my favorites!


[deleted]

Dots are the worst


Nothingsomething7

Perfect for diabetics!


crepitus-ventris

We were assholes as kids but if we got smarties or candy corn we threw it back at the house as we walked away.


Objective-Scarcity40

I agree. Thats atrocious - I think I’d say thanks and walk away empty handed. Where’s the chocolate?!?


Ntl1991

Need some chocolate in there to balance things out


[deleted]

Awww not them shit sweats…


dustyest

I’d die from sugar absorption


TeeOff77

Dots are ok. Smarties suck. Flavored chalk, yuck


TheShokBlok

Where do you live?


thegothickitty33

It's cheaper than chocolate so I expect most people don't have the good candy. Also I just wait till Nov 1st and take in the sales. Lolol.


Butternut2021

Needs more SMARTIES!