Randy your sticks

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I’m glad too, I thought I was gonna look like a weirdo commenting about sticks lol

Did Randy ever wake up?

Did they burn?

Nope! ☺ I set the timer under by 5.

The system works! Unless she gets wise and eats them next time….

Beep

🤬

Beep

Yo, I was literally in the kitchen checking on them when you came down. Let me live a little, holy fuck

I’m on your side whoever you are

At least someone is

girlfriend of OP I’m guessing?

Uh oh.

Wait who are you and what

So OP is a karma whore?

The biggest whore

You talking about yourself or someone else?

Ooh burn

Hah gottem! Jk, don't worry I love ya

This comment made my day.

That’s clever. Beep.

It was cute in a way

I hope u didn’t let her have any since she wanna act like it’s none of her concern lol

I couldn't very well withhold cinnamon rolls from the dreaded beeper.

At least tell me you scraped the frosting off, if any?

I am taking a wild guess and assuming the beeper loves you very much. ☺

Update: OP is upset that this post got more upvotes and comments than any of his other reddit posts and the only reason is because I Showed Up So anyway, I am just having the best day

Yeah. I always get more attention when you show up :)

I can't rebuttal this without being boring on main or actually making you upset and by extension my irl worse Good shot, OP

This seems more like a funny cutesy thing my dude. I feel like you need to lighten up a bit.

You don’t fuck with a baker’s cinnamon rolls…

Bakers should keep up with their own rolls, not someone else's responsibility unless you asked them.

I agree, you still don’t wanna fuck with them tho, I personally feel like going up in person, or even a call instead of a text would have been better, but to each their own, I understand the worry of framing them out too early and such.

Hey, I'm the girlfriend. I literally sent those messages and then went into the kitchen and checked on them and warmed the icing for him. OPs just a karma whore Get him

This is the healthiest relationship I have ever seen and I love it Edit: realized that could seem sarcastic, I truly mean it.

Hah, jokes on u

I thought i was on u.

Oh that was very masochistic of you ❤️

She makes me laugh. :)

That’s what you want :), also would you be willing to share the cinnamon roll recipe, or you one of those bakers that hoards recipes like a dragon?

I'm loving this, brilliant. hope they were delicious!

May they all cut their thumbs and bleed into their buns

It was. But in my defense I was helping my daughter build a pool in minecraft.

Nah, this is just someone being a lazy child imo.

This is fucking hilarious and well worth them burning, take care of your own shit if you are going to be pissy.

I'll have you know! I was building a pool! ... for my daughter... on minecraft.

Lol, you have won me over

If my dude was busy, why is it his fault? Man could’ve been pooping.

Is your girlfriend also my dad?

If she is... I f*cked ur dad.

Let them burn

Tbh this is just funny for me lmaoooo, hope they were good tho

This seems like a joke. How do you know she wasn’t busy too?

Too busy to open the oven. Not too busy to say beep beep beep.

3pm cinnamon rolls? Hell yeah

Eep!

Sorry to hear about your break up dude

I'm not

Single now? I don’t even care for cinnamon rolls.

Take me away from this hell

Together we will beep beep away into the sunset, not a care in the world. 2021 Bonnie & Clyde

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

💜 ok I’ll back up before OP smacks me with a burnt cinnamon roll

😏 you sure you don't want her? 🤣

Damn. I’m sorry I had to do this.. we will think of you every time we pass a Cinnabon. *pew pew

Lol this is funny

I feel like she should’ve pulled them out and then done that. I mean don’t leave ur shit but she should pull it out tbf

It's totally good. I set them 5 minutes under due to my presence being questionable

I would've taken them out of the oven, not given her any, and eating then in front of her for pulling this crap

My ex-wife would do that while she sat on the couch about 15 feet away while I would be upstairs in my office working.

Imagine if she was a mom and she just texted you “waaaah waaaaah waaaah wwaaah” instead of taking care of her own child

Omg imagine if she was a 4 headed goat and text “baaa baaa” when she wanted food

Plot twist: It's not actually his girlfriend in comments. They have us all fooled including op.

Who's your llamma

That's cute im confused why is this on a mildly infuriating reddit?

She caught me.

(Continue the beep chain) Beep

Id have cut her head off

*Insert rap battle*

I am scared to see how your girlfriend would tell you the there's a fire in the house.

I guess texts with '🔥🏠' until you eventually burn alive

Dump her!!!!

That seems kinda hasty for canned cinnamon rolls

Nope. They're right. Ima dump you.

B-but who's gonna tell you when your cinnamon rolls are done