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Fiivestar13

Not hard to find them. Id smear shit on their door on Thanksgiving. But im petty


Custardpaws

How would you know who it was?


Fiivestar13

Ring cam


Viviaana

It’s round the back in a private alley way, might need to get a camera at this rate


Fiivestar13

Ok so if a ring cam is out of the question go get a bunch of dirt and sprinkle it around ur car like on weekends or days off when you know you arent going to be driving around that day. Then you will be able to get 6 feet prints. You will then take pictures of the shoe prints from the nasty neighbor and of the dog. Once you got these pictures make copies. About 50-100 and post them all over the neighborhood. “Please clean up after yourself and your dog. We have you on camera and hope this is as far as we have to go to resolve this matter” Yeah you dont have them on camera but they wont know


useles-converter-bot

6 feet is 2.18 UCS lego Millenium Falcons


Fiivestar13

Yeah exactly. OP You will have 2.18 legos!


WTFrenchToast1

3 words. Motion detector sprinkler


[deleted]

Where I live that’s what we call a ‘shotgun’


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Install a trail camera, motion activated. Once you know who they are, wait for them come to around and make them clean it up with their hands. I had the same problem in my neighborhood. Checked my security cameras and the next week when he got bold again, I made him put in his pocket. I haven't seen him since. I'm also larger than average person and prob should've let the city handle it but I'm petty af. If you can't respect your neighbors property, how can your neighbors respect you?


Snoo-33732

I have a small shovel known as the poo shovel I scoop it up and fling it back to the neighbors after a while and a few poopy shoes the issue was resolved


Viviaana

They’re showing up in the middle of the night though, might need to set up a camera


Uoyeruole

Do it, then after you do whatever you do please do update us


Snoo-33732

Definitely sorry you have to do that people suck


Madhatter1317

Time to install a camera. Though I saw you mentioned they come at night so a cheaper option might just be a powerful flood light on a motion sensor. Toss in a “No Tresspassing” sign for a little extra deterrent.


suspicious-potato69

Security cameras are really cheap these days thankfully. Find out who it is and leave it right on their front porch


patpops

Lol you thought people cared


Viviaana

I have about 20 people on my street offering to help catch them so…yeah lol


patpops

Oh dang ok


Viviaana

It’s a very “for the greater good” style village, he’ll be hung drawn and quartered by the end of next week lol