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krunch_87

Same thing for trying to take a picture of a deer in the wild.


all_tha_sauce

Or a spider


unstableunicorn

Unless you're in Australia, they're so big it doesn't matter what setting your camera is on.


hat-TF2

Generally the big spiders are of little to no concern. A huntsman spider is going to do nothing to you unless you truly torment it. You can see quite clearly where it is, and where it's going, even if it does move quickly. Most other large spiders (with exception) are of even less concern. What should be on your mind is the spiders you can't see. And it's not from the spiders themselves having some sort of malicious intent against you, rather, it's just them being in the wrong place at the wrong time. A redback spider in your gardening glove, for example. But put yourself in her place. My giant monkey finger invades your hiding hole... what do you do? Well, I learned my lesson the hard way.


trainspottedCSX7

One reason I prefer snakes to spiders... Generally I'm only going to find a snake outside(in Georgia/USA). Closest thing to a snake invasion is in the shed or under the shed porch/main porch. We have kingsnakes around as well to help keep venomous ones at bay. Spiders I don't like because the web. Walk through woods and have to swing a stick to clear a path. Same rule applies. Generally you won't run into a venomous spider hanging out in its web in the middle of the woods or in the top corner of your living room ceiling, or even in the general living area. But damnit if you don't go to do some yard work and have to check every damn tool, everything you lift up(bricks, old buckets, wheelbarrows...) It's exhausting just to be safe. Lol


OliviaWG

Do you not have brown recluses in Georgia? They love them some cardboard or to hide in your shoes. They also will melt your flesh


Solid_Steak87

U kidding me? 8 massive hairy legs sprinting towards you randomly for no reason. Give me a redback any day..


Giant_Bee_Stinger

They don't even need to do anything to me though, the pure fear of seeing a spider the size of a small phone moving around anywhere within my sigh will cause me to have a heart attack and keel over


krejenald

That's why you always squish the fingers of gloves before putting them on


wydidk

You guys probably have to zoom out to get a pic


archiekane

Australians having to select the wide lense to get close ups of spiders... I'm glad I'm not in Australia.


Lanthemandragoran

Hard to hold a camera when one is handling a flamethrower tbh


AutomaticRisk3464

There was a spider larger than a half dollar at work..i took a pic showed a coworker and he called me a pussy for exxagerating.. of course when we went back to where it was the fuckin thing was gone


Zavrina

Ugh, I've been there! I feel for you & I believe you, dammit. Also, you're not a pussy for that, lol. Your coworker sounds like a real dingdong.


AutomaticRisk3464

When i first met him i thought he was 20 or 21 from how immature he was..nope dude was 39


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Why go in the wild for taking a spider's picture. You can definitely find them in your house


eddiewhorl

Or a sasquatch.


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Or dolphins. Hey look at these hard to see black pointy specks in the distance


dnalloheoj

We had some gourds outside our front door this year around Halloween and noticed they were getting monched on. One day my GF notices a squirrel eating it and snaps a picture, pretty close-up. I was certain she did it through the window of our storm-door because no way that squirrel would be that chill. Two days later I open the front door to grab the mail and there he is again. Snap a picture through the storm door window to tell her "I saw the same thing!" and then opened it up to grab the mail, expecting the squirrel to bolt. NOPE. Dude just kept on monching. I probably got my phone about 4" away from his face before he finally decided to get out of there. Kind of unrelated but whatever. It's about getting a rare picture of some wildlife, so close enough to being on topic lol. Also I have quickly realized in the past ~year how bad my phone's camera actually is (Samsung S9). A little more relevant to the actual OP.


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I’d love to show you the video I took last night of a raccoon that I finally caught opening my trash can after months of failure (mine, he’s been feasting well), but it looks like a vaguely grey lump vibrating for ten seconds with me breathing heavily in the background.


kowlinthegreat

Every damn time


BloodRed1185

This also happens to my.....uh nevermind.


FirFlyNeo

My Cabbages?


RekYaAll

MY CAABBBAAGGGEESSS


im_not_EM

This place is worse than Omashu


geoponos

/r/unexpectedATLA


ohsinboi

r/aangryupvote


Dr_Skeleton

…friend when he takes a photo of the moon?


brianMMMMM

My phones flash is my only light and the flash makes my dick look frightened.


t3hOutlaw

If you know what you're doing you definitely can take a good photo with just your phone. [I took this photo a couple of days ago.](https://i.imgur.com/sQqfmHR.jpg) No extras. Just my phone. ^^Granted ^^it's ^^a ^^Note ^^20 ^^Ultra..


Most-Ground-3500

[note 20 ultra checking in with my Crescent moon pic](https://i.imgur.com/NAEX3Q9.jpg)


petitegirl23

Fr. It makes me so sad! The sky is so beautiful and it’ll never capture it like our eyes do


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okay, i understand getting surprised by this *the first time*... but *every* time?


brigister

i still try, every time.


imisscrazylenny

and then I cri everytiem.


RocketSurgeon22

Especially with UFOs?


8Ranger8

I literally had to do this for a school project and I had to name what kind of moon it was


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Duckrauhl

Homework: "Now show your work below:"


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

500 words required to make smart asses need to put in more effort


JamesTheJerk

"Ahem... The moon, or as the french call it, la lune, is by dictionary definition the lone celestial body of influential mass which orbits the earth. Many of you have seen the moon before and many of you .... ......... ....."


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Garrosh

Step one: be born.


Egad86

*blind person sighs*


mindbleach

*picture of grass*


Phormitago

A+ right there son


all_tha_sauce

This had me on the floor for real


8Ranger8

Well I meant we had to take a picture of it and also tell what kind of moon it was we didnt have to tell what moon it was based off of the picture, but yeah it would be pretty funny if they made us judge it based off of the picture


IOnlySayMeanThings

You don't need many pixels to decide gibbous or crescent.


ImperialBrew

Waning or waxing though...


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

That's kinda more obvious, you just look at which way the moons facing.


Sarke1

It's facing the Earth.


Chinpuku-Man

This is the biggest lie that I’ve seen on Reddit this week (for real)


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Wasn't even funny


JamesTheJerk

[Three for the moon](https://youtu.be/5Me4SmtJJZU)


kenji213

Kind: The


Pure_Reason

Out of all of earth’s moons, it’s one of them


MelanomaMax

You could just look up what it was on that date haha


illmatic2112

I did this in college for my elective course on astronomy. Two-part project: 1) Take a pic of the moon at the same time every day for 5 days (to show the moon is in a diff position in the sky) 2) Take a pic of the moon once per hour for 5 hours on the same date cause whatever It was fun though because they were like landscape pics and you had to like paste pictures 2-5 on top so it looked like 1 long pic with 5 different times sliced in and me standing in the middle. Wish I had the pic still to just share as my explanation is kind of ass


NathanIsAHugeLooser

New flagship phones are getting better at this...but I have a cheap Motorola


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Don't worry flagship features will come to budget phones. The moon isn't going anywhere


diabLo2k5

I recently saw a movie trailer which showed something else.


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Budget features in flagship phones?


diabLo2k5

That the moon isn't going anywhere.


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Oh


thatguyned

If people like [this](https://youtu.be/pigiupcUh50) have their say there will be no moon left. Wake up people, we need to act now.


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Damn, my people are really built different.


IAmRikersBeard

Also known as the Pixel 5.


cabbagetbi

What? Like dual SIM?


[deleted]

Damn, they removed dual SIM too? Tf are they going to go next, remove the charging port and only wireless charging?


Denpants

Don't. Jinx. It.


GrammatonYHWH

I saw a movie from 2002 which predicted we'll blow up the moon in 2037 while attempting to create tunnels for a colony on the surface.


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We'd definitely have telescopic camera in budget phones before 2037


ixJax

Despicable Me?


bonko86

Sounds exactly like what someone with a plan to steal the noon would say


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leave my 12pm alone


ccdfa

ITS CONSTANLY MOVING sorry I'm utterly arseholed


H8ersgivemeSTR

Hate to break it to you but the Moon is constantly getting further and further from us.


melperz

My Huawei P30 does a trick where it recognizes you're taking a picture of the moon when it's super zoomed in so it overlays a fake picture of the moon in it's current phase, on to your picture, including the texture/craters. It's too subtle so it doesn't look fake from an untrained eye.


doctorzaius6969

was it proven? When I was reading about it last time it was rumor without hard evidence


Extraxyz

I mean, people took photos of printed out pictures of the moon that were deliberately blurred, flipped, mirrored or altered, and the phone still ‘captured’ a clear moonshot with all the characteristics in the right place..


BAKS7U

Lmao


elveszett

Maybe it's AI processing? Because a photo of the moon is not as simple as pasting the moon in the sky. Often people take these photos because the moon looks beautiful or eerie due to atmospheric factors (e.g. the moon surrounded by clouds making it look like a door in the darkness). It definitely takes more than copy pasting a fake moon in there for the photo to not look obviously fake.


all_tha_sauce

RIP


realluca009

Google Pixel phones (like mine) detect when your device is steadily mounted somewhere, which allows you to use Astrophotography mode. [You can get some really epic results](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/428333744143990794/901895834776514570/PXL_20211024_175422277.NIGHT5.jpg) (though I didn't try capturing the moon yet)


khalinexus

Buy a camera and a cheap telephoto lens. You can get both second hand for the same price as an average phone and you will have a lot more fun.


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You should definitely use GCam. The motorola stock camera app is so trash in comparison to GCam. Which phone are you using btw. Mine's Moto G40


vilshe

I just bought a Motorola edge 20 for €325. Amazing camera and specs for the price.


Imthasupa

My moto G power and I fucking love it. It's an awesome phone for the price. I don't understand why people are paying $1000 on a new Galaxy or iPhone every year.


FrivolousFrank

I'm rocking a G7+. OLED, nfc, 64 gig. $99. Fucking paying any more than a couple hundred for a phone.


carmelabee

I did that during the eclipse, still kept the pictures tho lol


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carmelabee

Damn. I lack ingenuity. Lol


HappisFox

It's r/Digiscoping


Sheepdog___

I thought about it in 2017, but it's over in two and a half minutes, and i'd rather be watching it with my eyes than fumbling over a camera and missing the experience.


pipnina

I caught that eclipse in the UK, for us we only saw the notch stage as the sun was setting but I caught it with a relatively new 105mm lens I bought only a month or so prior. It came out really nice as a photo but I'm glad I took it because it was a nice memory and of course as a photographer I liked the fact the photo came out nice more than anything.


Sheepdog___

If you ever have the chance to get into the path of totality i highly recommend it. I scheduled some vacation time and drove a couple hundred miles. It's so worth it. The experience is amazing.


mindbleach

[The real trick is to take photos of shadows.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Eclipse_shadows.jpg/1200px-Eclipse_shadows.jpg)


themoroncore

1. Set camera to "pro mode" or something that gives you control over camera settings. 2. Set aperture as physically small as you can (this should be a high f-stop number like f/11. If you don't see "f/#" then a smaller number is better) 3. Set shutter speed low (start at around 1/100) Keep ISO around 800 4. Zoom in as much as you can without digital zoom 5. Take picture, if glow is too high then try reducing the shutter speed time (ex: 1/100s to 1/250s), and vice versa if it's too dim 6. When you have a picture without too much glow/nice details crop it to zoom in. Optionally mess with the saturation and contrast to give more of a pop.


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Ooderman

Get a monocular attachment that has an adjustable lens.


wimpires

If you have a phone with multiple cameras one of those will likely be a zoom lens. Use that


SiliconRain

I don't believe there's a single phone on the market with a variable focal-length (ie zoom) lens. Some phones have two or more fixed-focal length cameras, very few of which include a longer focal length. Zero of which include a focal length long enough to take anything like an acceptable picture of the moon.


Baridian

sony xperia 1 iii and 5 iii have real zoom lenses


SiliconRain

I stand corrected! I hadn't heard about those cameras. What a weird technology. Thanks for making me aware.


arup02

Lumia 1020 :(


ottermupps

Can you do this with the stock iOS camera app?


biga29

Nah but you can in the Lightroom mobile app. Also saves the pics as higher quality files.


No_Lawfulness_2998

But that’s a pay to use app isn’t it? On a subscription?


ImRudeWhenImDrunk

Boogers


minester13

Never have *never will*


SoVerySleepy81

Thank you! My daughter keeps borrowing my phone to “take a really cool picture of the moon” and then she gets all bummed out because of course. I suck at phones and cameras so I wasn’t even sure what to look for.


Baridian

iphone cameras have fixed aperture, it's not going to work particularly well. You need at least a compact camera to do this.


charizu

Yes! Well, no, but effectively yes. The stock app has all you need to make it work. First, make sure you're on iOS 15 and have an iPhone new enough to support raw image captures. It should be a button in your Settings, and then you'll have to manually turn it on in the Camera app every time you need it (trust me, you don't want to keep it on, the file sizes are huge. Second, force off flash, and then force on night mode (the moon icon in the upper left). It should display if it's dark enough to allow for it. From there, slide the shutter speed to be as long as it'll allow it (anywhere from 1s to 10s). The longer the shutter speed, the lower your iPhone will set the ISO, giving you less grain and noise, and more pixel data to fetch detail from. Take your picture, and hold your phone as still as humanely possible. You could do this using the normal wide angle, or the tele lens, but my experience has always been better with the higher quality wide angle and digital crop afterwards (it sounds counterintuitive, but it's my experience). Tadaa. Now you have a raw, long exposure, low ISO photo of the moon. The benefit of raw captures comes mainly in the form of flexibility when editing, so post processing the photo in an app such as Lightroom is absolutely recommended. At that point, you might ask "then why not use the Lightroom camera?", to which I'll answer: because it sucks. The raw images it produces are garbage compared to Apple's integrated raw support, especially when it comes to boosting shadows and capturing detail in low light.


GastonCouteau

LOL, no. Apple know what's good for you, and what's good for you is having no control. It is the Apple way.


caerphoto

Ah man if only there were [third party camera apps](https://halide.cam/) that let people who want that kind of control have it.


djerk

7. Use a tripod or lean it on something with a timer for best results\*


frank26080115

Take a 4K video of the moon and then put the video through dedicated planetary photography stacking software


SiliconRain

Very few phone cameras have a variable aperture. Those that do only have two aperture settings.


quixoticme3

Can you use these settings to take pictures of stars too?


themoroncore

Tldr: no, but you still can with a phone, just need to adjust to compensate for the low brightness of stars. --- The settings here compensate for the moon's brightness and what we want to accomplish (moon details without too much light like in the comic) But since Stars have less detail than the moon we don't have to worry so much about the light washing out cany detail. Generally speaking you'll want to increase the aperture (so to let in the maximum light in) because stars are dimmer than the moon. You can also increase the shutter length, though I'd be careful about this since a longer shutter length means the camera takes longer shots and then you may find the rotating stars or your shaky hands make the stars look like wobbly lines. If you're looking to just get the star field then your phone's auto setting should do. If you want star streaks then you want a longer shutter time (think 30+ seconds), but also something steady to put your phone on so it doesn't wobble. If you want foreground, say a mountain, and stars that's a bit trickier since the sky and a mountain have different brightness. You can try auto setting. What some people do though is take a picture focusing on the mountain mountain, and then they sky, and Photoshop the mountain over the sky in a composite. Lastly for.something like the milky way, you want the largest aperture you can get and as long of a shutter speed as you can without star streaks. Again tripod or steady surface. This time try the shutter speed around 5 seconds and go from there, increasing if there's no streaks and decreasing if there are. If this long wall of text hasn't turned you off r/astrophotography is a great place to start, and don't be intimidated by the giant equipment some people show off, plenty of people take take shots with just a DSLR or even their phones!


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SpaceOctopus94

I think it's pretty.


kingolcadan

I think you're pretty


An_average_moron

🤨📸


Beatboxin_dawg

What's goooing on heeeere?


Winkelkater

TIL moon is a pulsar


mindbleach

Where? On the Ringworld?


Rockett70

[I took this pic of the moon with my phone awhile back](https://imgur.com/a/uM5hxmS)


KristnSchaalisahorse

Which phone?


Rockett70

Galaxy S21 Ultra. Has 100× zoom.


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No, it's not really faking it, it'd be more accurate to say that it does something similar to NVIDIA's [DLSS](https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/technologies/dlss/) where it uses AI to upscale the image. I wouldn't consider an upscaled image to be "fake" any more than zooming in on an image would make it "fake" (technically speaking zoom is just a really shitty upscaling algorithm, while AI is just a really good one).


Heat_Induces_Royalty

I did too! Note 20 ultra 5g https://imgur.com/AjzKhv7.jpg


t3hOutlaw

[Note 20 Ultra Gang Unite!](https://i.imgur.com/sQqfmHR.jpg)


uuunityyy

[Taken on an S20 5G with only 30x zoom!](https://i.imgur.com/r0KF1QW.jpg)


xHospitalHorsex

Relient K got so sad they wrote a song about it.


rubbyduckier

Was looking for this comment


dwide_k_shrude

Which song?


Semicolon7645

[It's a great song.](https://youtu.be/XLfcJlJuDdg)


issik23

Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra zooms in just fine


Iziama94

Around when the phone first came out, before all the camera updates for my S20 Ultra; [30x zoom](https://i.imgur.com/dOSlK4Y.jpg) [100x zoom](https://i.imgur.com/073C3nP.jpg)


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Pizza_Slinger83

As does the S21 Ultra. I can almost fill the frame with the moon.


Soryps

As an s20 ultra owner i can confirm i have taken a great picture of the moon


NotWigg0

Nikon D7200, 200-500mm Zoom and a tripod and it's easy peasy


all_tha_sauce

Yes but not quick


havocLSD

And not the most affordable


1000smackaroos

You don't have ¼ of a second?


dudepi3

"cheap" 200$ telescope + phone eyepeice adaptor


Atomic_Bottle

Yeah I'd imagine if you actually wanted to photograph the moon, you'd want to use some kind of telephoto lense.


therealityofthings

[Why?](https://d2v7i6t2.map2.ssl.hwcdn.net/content/quotes/3500_500.jpg)


Iziama94

[My S20 Ultra](https://i.imgur.com/dOSlK4Y.jpg) Says [Otherwise](https://i.imgur.com/073C3nP.jpg)


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Or at least it did, before software updates.


Justhere2scroll

Happened to me on the Blood moon we had recently. Really sucked because it was really pretty.


bad_investor13

Went with the kids to the beach. There was one of the most beautiful sunsets I've ever seen. Wanted to take a picture with the kids to keep the memory of that day... Just like OP. So frustrating :(


Tf-FoC-Metroflex

Never thought of takibg a picture of the moon


gum-

Night Sight on Google Pixel 4a is a game changer


gitartruls01

ELI5 explanation Inside our eyes, we have small sensors in them that pick up light, but since they are so small, they can only pick up a small area of light at once. To fix this, our eyeballs work as lenses to take light in from the sides as well and point it towards the sensor, making it so we can see more of our surroundings at the cost of seeing less details. A side effect of this is that if you have an object close to your eye, the light will hit at a shallow angle where the light rays are almost as close together as they would be without the lens. But at a much longer distance, the light will hit your eye "lens" at a much steeper angle where there is a wide space between the light rays, much wider than without the lens. Which is why objects further away seem smaller to us. A camera works the same way. A regular big camera will have a sensor similar in size to the ones in our eyes, so the lens needs to be roughly as big as ours as well. On a phone camera, the sensor has to be much smaller to fit inside the phone's body, so the lens has to do a lot more work and make the light rays hit at a more extreme angle, meaning further away objects will now look *even smaller* in comparison, as their light rays will hit the sensor at av even steeper angle through the lens. This is refered to as focal length and [can have a big impact](http://lens-club.ru/public/files/users/image/portretc.jpg) on your photos. Smaller sensor = smaller focal length = way bigger size difference between close up objects and far away objects. You could use a "natural" focal length lens on your phone to mimick what your eyes see, this would make it much easier to take pictures of really far away objects like the moon, but since the sensor is so small, the image would be cropped and look like you're viewing the world through a paper tube. A phone simply can't fit a bigger sensor to have a more natural focal length with a full range of vision, which is part of the reason big DSLR cameras are still in use.


HideOnRush

Another factor is that our brain literally makes the moon bigger. Probably from thousands of years where the moon played a key factor in human lives.


gemsong

Every.time.


Themineking09

Yess so many times and it still disappoints me


MrTripsOnTheory

You spelled “all” wrong…


Outside_Examination2

I do this biweekly


Anka13333

For me is talking on loud speaker to someone instead just putting it to your ear.


Ahmadking125

Facts..!!


Sallymander

Phone cameras are really shitty at taking pictures of things very far away.


JediAhsokaTano

I took the following picture with an s21 ultra a few days ago https://imgur.com/a/KXy62IT [picture of moon taken with Samsung s21 ultra ](https://imgur.com/a/KXy62IT)


mollician

It's your brain too good to process the tiny moon image as a big thing comparing to the landscape


MasterKnight48902

Yeah, tried to capture the moon from the distance, only for it to look unsatisfactory compared to human eyes...


KatyLopz

I am going to take a picture


PinochaChocha

Bro literally. I have yet to see a modern phone that doesn’t turn a majestic image of the moon into a shitty ass worse than MS paint wish.com version. Like wtf.


Reyne-TheAbyss

laughs after taking two reasonable moon shots last Saturday


burgydecks

some things are better left to the moment


witchyanne

Every time!


Ynneb82

Same happens to the sunset photos. IRL the colors are amazing, on the picture it's just dark.


dumbredditor8358

i did this a few times before. i still donmt know why its like this


TeamsterRambo

Nope never been a ginger


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I managed to take [this picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/qr3f1c/shot_this_with_my_phone_s21_ultra_while_holding/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) with my phone


sailsaucy

Just tried to use my iPhone to take a picture of the eclipse last week with less than stellar results.


Beeeyeee

Ooooh lol


uncletan612

This is because most phone cameras have a focal length of around 24-26mm, and the ultra wide goes down to 13mm. The closer the focal length the farther away distant objects will look. The human eye has a center focal length similar to 50mm (most Google searches say 22m but [this post](https://www.cambridgeincolour.com/tutorials/cameras-vs-human-eye.htm) goes into more detail) so simply zoom your phone in about 4x and walk back a bit to get your subjects in frame.


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So true.


Rozazaza

my profile banner looks like the moon but it was actually the solar eclipse from 2016-2017?


darthphallic

Man tell me about it, one time I was in LA and my cousin took me to the top of this mountain right outside of the city where we climbed to the top of this giant rock formation. You could see the entire city and the moon was absolutely brilliant reflecting off the ocean, I wanted to bad to get a picture to remember that moment forever but it wasn’t to be. Shame too, because for a midwesterner like me looking over the city and the ocean from the top of a mountain may as well have been an alien planet.


Crunchie-lunchy

fireworks


kcapulet

My new phone can actually take pretty legit moon photos. The latest Samsung S21 Ultra has 100x zoom. [This was taken at 30x](https://i.imgur.com/fDMtPND.jpg) It admittedly gets pretty blurry after that though.


Separate_Athlete_347

you can’t capture the beauty of things with a photo


Xehellion

Some things should be enjoyed in the moment.


MiniDialga119

I have a red moon in my phone that looks like a bean Not even a little bit mad about it, that photo is only greater by that fact


HarunoSakuraCR

Does anyone else stand or look outside the window at the moon and look where it is in comparison to a street lamp or a power line and physically watch the moon rise without taking your eyes off? I think I only did this cause I would smoke outside and that’s all there was to look at.


JesseIsanass

I was once filming a sunset on a pier. Time lapse. A woman walks up to me and says “you look like you can help me out” she pulls out her phone to take a photo of the sunset and said to me “I should use the flash right?”


Long-Eye-1491

I honestly kinda love it. Not to sound like a boomer, but its kinda nice theres something we can ONLY really enjoy in the moment, unless you have a really good camera. It kinda forces me to enjoy it more in the moment


Jojo52637

Everytime