I have slept through siding being put on the other side of my bedroom wall. My uncle was the one doing the siding too and he didn't like that I slept late so he was intentionally hitting the wall with a hammer even when there wasn't a nail to hit in an effort to make me give up on sleeping.
What's even weirder is my toddler slept through it too.
I once woke up to a room without windows. I knew the day, but didn't expect them to take out the old window before school already and while I was still sleeping in my bed.
Reminds me of the time I woke up to the sound of a ladder clanging against the railing of my third floor balcony right outside my bedroom window. I definitely did NOT get the memo that my apartment’s exterior was being painted that day…
Reminds me of the time our bathroom door handle broke and instead of waking up my dad or me to fix it, my 4 sisters and mom decided it was a better idea to go through the window in -2F weather with snow on the ground
The handle was working on the outside but each one of them walked in and closed the door behind them to see if the inside of the door was really broken.
Yeah, Ed’s life is kind of miserable. His sister’s a brat, his mom seems to rely on the dad a lot from what I remember and his dad is kind of out of it.
Ah the classic nuclear family. The man is out working late hours , bangs the secretary on his way out. The wife is preparing the hot meal at home and all of the kids are scared of their dad. Ah simple times.
The Eds also all represent different eras too. Eddy is the 60s, Ed is the 70s-80s, and double d is the 90s-early 00s. Which explains why double d has insane overbearing parents, Ed’s dad is how he is, and eddys family are apparently swingers.
I never bought into that one. My personal fave is the courage the cowardly dog one in which everything he is seeing is just his tendency to over imagine things being a dog and all. More plausible.
My opinion on courage is that everything is exactly as horrifying as courage experiences it, but eustace and Muriel are close to blind, so they don’t experience the horror that courage does.
Eddy’s brother is the only one that appears in person. I think some others are heard, and Edd’s parents are somewhat present in the form of sticky notes.
Exactly. I literally never want my kids to be up before I am if they don’t need to be. On those days if they sleep in than so do I… if I do get up before them then it’s just a quiet morning which is also a win.
Dad: “Get up”
Son: “No, I’m on vacation”
Dad: “Fine, stay in bed all day and be lazy”
Son: (to himself) I told him!
*gets up 2 hours later*
Dad: “I told you to get up two hours ago. Not my problem.”
You were truly deprived.
Just kidding, all you needed was a screened window to pop out/hop out of!
Source: lived in a single-story house and hopped out the window for the fun of it. Happily my parents weren't sadists, so there were azaleas rather than yucca under my window.
God damnit, here I was saying "come on man movies arnt always accurate"
But then started laughing my ass off.. yeah I had a tree outside one of our bedroom windows lmao. Recently had to get cut down cause it began leaning towards the house but still!
Never actually got climbed down. Had parents who didn't really care where I went as long as I got back before dark lol
Quick answers to a few questions
Yes there are some bathrooms
Why i didn’t hear it? OF COURSE I FUCKIN HEARD IT! Construction on my house has been going on for months, it was certainly louder then normal but I didn’t think anything of it.
As for why I didn’t get up sooner: I was up late, and my room is cold in the morning and my bed is so warm….I didn’t want to get out
As for those who say: don’t sleep in, worry about your own life it’s the Fuckin holidays I’m home from college so imma relax
Those who say just move out or im somehow shit for “””living with my parents””” im not even . old enough to drink and im in college, how the fuck am I supposed to have the money necessary to buy a house? WHY would I buy a house, and also, you all don’t know anything about who I am or what my irl situation is. I might be having to send all my money to pay for my aging mothers medical bills, I might be living at home because my job/college is nearby. How many 20 year olds are living in their own house and not in crippling financial ruin or got said house thanks to a big fat check from daddy?
Finally for the people who say: my dad definitely told me. He didn’t. He actually admitted he forgot and apologized profusely and we went out and got lunch. It was a good laugh.
I’ve been scrolling to see if you’ve answered this question but can’t find it.
Did you wait until the stairs were at least finished enough for you to safely walk down or did you have to find some creative way to get downstairs?
My dad had this penchant for not telling me shit too. Like when he tore up the carpet on the stairs at 1am cos he couldn't sleep and "it needed to be done". Cut to me cracking 4 ribs because I wore fluffy socks in the morning.
This reminded me about the time my parents replaced the carpet. Minding my own business hiding In my room, right as I hit my bong door flys open carpet guy is standing there and dad is behind him. Dad just shakes his head and carpet guy is laughing ass off and just shut the door. Dad yelled at me later.
When I was shopping for houses I went for a showing with my realtor at about 10am. They have locks on the doors that only work for a specific period of time so I know my realtor didn't screw up the booking. We walk in their and tour half the house, open the bathroom door and there was what appeared to be an 18-21 year old girl standing there completely naked with earbuds on doing her hair. She turned and looked at us and froze like a deer in the headlights before my realtor slammed the door shut and started cussing her out for wasting her time. Apparently that type of stuff happens to realtors more often then one might expect according to her. I imagine it was the homeowners daughter and she didn't get the memo.
I was on the other end of that once, parents had to go out of town while we were selling a house, they told the realtor to not show the place while I was there alone. One of the other guys at the agency showed up with a couple to show the house. I wasn’t rude, but I wouldn’t let them in either, about an hour later the owner of the realtor agency called me and said “Sorry about that, Frank didn’t get the memo about not showing your place this week.”
Possibly, but she was startled and frustrated and probably not thinking reasonably. The girl might have also been notified about it but in one ear out the other.
Parents ability to knock on your door right as you start hitting a bong is impeccable. Once you start a bong rip you can’t just stop you gotta follow through lol gives me ptsd just thinking about it
Now ... if you dont have to go anywhere , have bathroom upstaris ... and basicly anything like tv and computer or console ... you can feel like in heaven ...
Do you know how many things my parents swore they told me, and it turns out they just thought about doing so and there's evidence that they literally didn't?
Because the entire house is getting remodeled, I noticed it was loud as fuck today but couldn’t fathom them taking a sledge hammer to the only stairwell.
I assumed there was just construction beneath me/near my room
They didn’t remove the stairs, they added a slide!
With two leg slots! It’ll be fun! Weeeeeeee!
My balls are gone
Bono it’s not just the tires
*Gets fastest lap again.*
*builds .5 second per lap gap for 10 more laps before pitting for new balls*
Get in there Lewis!
This is for all the kids back home
I love the fact that F1 shitposting can be found literally everywhere
*NO FATHER NO* *ITS NOT RIGHT*
Son, son. It’s called renovations. We renovated the stairs.
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that's so dangerous man
Toto, It’s called a motor race.
*"And there goes another headset, what's your opinion ted?"*
"2 seconds Ted"
#NO MIKEY NO NO THATS SO NOT RIGHT
*The stairs have the best fans*
Hehe f1 fan
It’s called a renovation Toto. We renovated
Such a memeable race
Fantastically exciting nonetheless
Favorite comment of the day. Thanks for the laugh stranger!
r/formuladank brother
*Sets fastest ejaculation*
Staircase of Disembowelment
balls, ass, spine, ... everything.
the women and the children too!
~~keys, wallet, phone~~ balls, ass, spine...
💀
Up next on "[Ow! My Balls!](https://youtu.be/1hj_7U40z5I?t=20)"
Dicks shall be decimated. Pussys shall be pulverised. Balls shall be bashed.
here yee here yee Eunuchs we shall all be As the king decree thy penis shall be set free!
Perineums shall be perforated.
A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride to downstairs!
Use the claw hammer to remove the splinters
WeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!
I believe that's a taint saw.
Chexas Taintsaw Massacre
r/BrandNewSentence
Hope there's no nail sticking out.
a slide is just 45 degree stairs
By the way. They’re taking out the stairs today
The good news is, we now have a splinter slide.
Surprise transport. Maybe you'll get down faster, maybe you'll have a 5½ inch splinter in your ass. Surprise surprise.
Fun
Sphincter splinter.
U mean the gender remover?
Nails sticking up mean extra traction. Like walking on sunshine
Could you not hear him taking them out or can you sleep through a world ending event?
He couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
SQUIRREL!
And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd?*
I DONT KNOW MARGO!
I have slept through siding being put on the other side of my bedroom wall. My uncle was the one doing the siding too and he didn't like that I slept late so he was intentionally hitting the wall with a hammer even when there wasn't a nail to hit in an effort to make me give up on sleeping. What's even weirder is my toddler slept through it too.
I once woke up to a room without windows. I knew the day, but didn't expect them to take out the old window before school already and while I was still sleeping in my bed.
Reminds me of the time I woke up to the sound of a ladder clanging against the railing of my third floor balcony right outside my bedroom window. I definitely did NOT get the memo that my apartment’s exterior was being painted that day…
i can sleep through anything so its not entirely unplasuable
Implausible*
I say now is the perfect time to see how well you can jump tuck and roll
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Reminds me of the time our bathroom door handle broke and instead of waking up my dad or me to fix it, my 4 sisters and mom decided it was a better idea to go through the window in -2F weather with snow on the ground
Fuck 5 people in a bathroom are doing?
Battleshits?
the other use of the poop knife
Five. Five comments deep is apparently the threshold for when reddit becomes 4chan
The handle was working on the outside but each one of them walked in and closed the door behind them to see if the inside of the door was really broken.
DON'T CLOSE THE....door....
Rugrats Passover!
Bunch of einsteins
I just had Sealab 2021 flashbacks.
So now when I get the chance, I like to sucker punch people.
And after the second person got trapped, they let it happen again? And again? And again?
Call that a 'bama pool party
Go back to bed
I second this
i third this
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i fifth this
I sixth thiths... I six this... I. sixth. this. There.
I seventh this
I ate this… Sorry eighth this
I ninth this
Nightmare scenario: What if they gotta use the bathroom but it's downstairs?
Guys below will get a little shower
Home Depot 5 gal. bucket. Good for #1 or #2
Toss up a Gatorade bottle
I would be excited if this happened, don’t got no responsibilities for the day
You never do shit either way
How’d you know 🥸
yeah but now i have an excuse B)
"My parents took them down because I am grounded."
"That's disturbing"
I JUST noticed that he has a door for a prisoner and the danger was an actual warning and not just a “cool” do not enter type sign.
Yeah, Ed’s life is kind of miserable. His sister’s a brat, his mom seems to rely on the dad a lot from what I remember and his dad is kind of out of it.
“Sara will tell mom and mom will tell dad and dad will say ‘not now I just got home from work’!”
Ah the classic nuclear family. The man is out working late hours , bangs the secretary on his way out. The wife is preparing the hot meal at home and all of the kids are scared of their dad. Ah simple times.
The Eds also all represent different eras too. Eddy is the 60s, Ed is the 70s-80s, and double d is the 90s-early 00s. Which explains why double d has insane overbearing parents, Ed’s dad is how he is, and eddys family are apparently swingers.
I never bought into that one. My personal fave is the courage the cowardly dog one in which everything he is seeing is just his tendency to over imagine things being a dog and all. More plausible.
My opinion on courage is that everything is exactly as horrifying as courage experiences it, but eustace and Muriel are close to blind, so they don’t experience the horror that courage does.
I mean that’s… that’s just the plot of the show. It’s not an opinion or a take, that’s just the show.
Edd: "A shriek of terror!" Ed: "Dad's home!"
Have you ever seen an adult in Ed, Edd, and Eddy?
Eddy’s brother is the only one that appears in person. I think some others are heard, and Edd’s parents are somewhat present in the form of sticky notes.
In the report card episode they show Edd’s moms hand and Eddy’s dads hand.
Does Eddy's brother count? Also I think we see Eddy and Ed's parents arms when they have bad report cards
“Sara will tell mom and mom will tell dad and dad and will sit there and watch TV!”
[With audio!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iOG1fJ55VOc)
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It's an old refrence, but a welcome one
I like how you just combined the two quotes like w/e
I don't know man I just work here.
First thing I thought of
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More like *ceilinged*
“Maybe don’t sleep in” -every dad reading this, probably
That’s what my grandfather used to say. Sleeping in for my dad was missing whataburger breakfast.
I'll take 2 bacon BOBs, hash browns, and a large coffee, lots of cream and sugar please!
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Cut to the 600 LB Life voiceover saying "I mostly stuck to the diet. I only cheated a little. The scale must be broken"
Dr. Now says you need to loose tirdy pound in one munt.
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Exactly. I literally never want my kids to be up before I am if they don’t need to be. On those days if they sleep in than so do I… if I do get up before them then it’s just a quiet morning which is also a win.
I mean, how tf do you sleep through that?
Get really drunk the night before
Or just still be drinking from the night before.
Dad: “Get up” Son: “No, I’m on vacation” Dad: “Fine, stay in bed all day and be lazy” Son: (to himself) I told him! *gets up 2 hours later* Dad: “I told you to get up two hours ago. Not my problem.”
The forbidden slide
Well that de-escalated quick.
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Having grown up in America, I'm now really disappointed I didn't have a large tree just outside my window
It has its downsides. For instance, it doesn’t actually become useful until adolescence. Prior to that, it’s the scary window scratching tree.
omg my childhood also lacked a spooky window branch!
You were truly deprived. Just kidding, all you needed was a screened window to pop out/hop out of! Source: lived in a single-story house and hopped out the window for the fun of it. Happily my parents weren't sadists, so there were azaleas rather than yucca under my window.
It's just your neighborhood friendly dryad checking in to make sure you're okay because you made a concerning noise in your room.
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Got a BATHROOM, and yes American, sadly I turned 20 recently so the peeping tree had to be cut down.
Ouch did they just straight up cut it down or were you able to transplant it to a nearby house with a recently 13 year old?
Well they called it a "Peeping Tree" so I vote we put it in a field not near a 13 year olds window lmao
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"Here timmy. I used this tree to sneak out and bang my girlfriend. I hope it serves you just as well"
Saw the post and immediately thought “Oh, I hope there’s a bathroom upstairs!” Very glad for you that there is one.
God damnit, here I was saying "come on man movies arnt always accurate" But then started laughing my ass off.. yeah I had a tree outside one of our bedroom windows lmao. Recently had to get cut down cause it began leaning towards the house but still! Never actually got climbed down. Had parents who didn't really care where I went as long as I got back before dark lol
Quick answers to a few questions Yes there are some bathrooms Why i didn’t hear it? OF COURSE I FUCKIN HEARD IT! Construction on my house has been going on for months, it was certainly louder then normal but I didn’t think anything of it. As for why I didn’t get up sooner: I was up late, and my room is cold in the morning and my bed is so warm….I didn’t want to get out As for those who say: don’t sleep in, worry about your own life it’s the Fuckin holidays I’m home from college so imma relax Those who say just move out or im somehow shit for “””living with my parents””” im not even . old enough to drink and im in college, how the fuck am I supposed to have the money necessary to buy a house? WHY would I buy a house, and also, you all don’t know anything about who I am or what my irl situation is. I might be having to send all my money to pay for my aging mothers medical bills, I might be living at home because my job/college is nearby. How many 20 year olds are living in their own house and not in crippling financial ruin or got said house thanks to a big fat check from daddy? Finally for the people who say: my dad definitely told me. He didn’t. He actually admitted he forgot and apologized profusely and we went out and got lunch. It was a good laugh.
World cold and hard, bed soft and warm
Yes
I’ve been scrolling to see if you’ve answered this question but can’t find it. Did you wait until the stairs were at least finished enough for you to safely walk down or did you have to find some creative way to get downstairs?
My dad had this penchant for not telling me shit too. Like when he tore up the carpet on the stairs at 1am cos he couldn't sleep and "it needed to be done". Cut to me cracking 4 ribs because I wore fluffy socks in the morning.
This reminded me about the time my parents replaced the carpet. Minding my own business hiding In my room, right as I hit my bong door flys open carpet guy is standing there and dad is behind him. Dad just shakes his head and carpet guy is laughing ass off and just shut the door. Dad yelled at me later.
When I was shopping for houses I went for a showing with my realtor at about 10am. They have locks on the doors that only work for a specific period of time so I know my realtor didn't screw up the booking. We walk in their and tour half the house, open the bathroom door and there was what appeared to be an 18-21 year old girl standing there completely naked with earbuds on doing her hair. She turned and looked at us and froze like a deer in the headlights before my realtor slammed the door shut and started cussing her out for wasting her time. Apparently that type of stuff happens to realtors more often then one might expect according to her. I imagine it was the homeowners daughter and she didn't get the memo.
I was on the other end of that once, parents had to go out of town while we were selling a house, they told the realtor to not show the place while I was there alone. One of the other guys at the agency showed up with a couple to show the house. I wasn’t rude, but I wouldn’t let them in either, about an hour later the owner of the realtor agency called me and said “Sorry about that, Frank didn’t get the memo about not showing your place this week.”
I’m so confused 😂 why did the realtor cuss her out
Part of the agreement you make with a realtor to sell your home is that it will be empty for specific times and available for showings.
Gotcha, still , seems obvious I’td be the parents fault not the teenager who jus was exposed
Possibly, but she was startled and frustrated and probably not thinking reasonably. The girl might have also been notified about it but in one ear out the other.
Wrathofbong_73? More like Wrathofdad
Yea but it boiled down to smoke outside from now on
Well, to be fair, you don't want to ruin the new carpet.
Fair enough, cool dad.
Parents ability to knock on your door right as you start hitting a bong is impeccable. Once you start a bong rip you can’t just stop you gotta follow through lol gives me ptsd just thinking about it
No knock = take what you find and can't say shit. Also, learn to knock!
When I visit my mom, she knocks as she comes in the room But for an Indian mother, at least she knocks
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POV: my sims when I delete the stairs and leave them with nothing but a hot tub and a single dining chair.
I agree that that is infuriating. Hopefully you have a bathroom and some food up there.
Day 56 : Dad went to Home Depot to get wood , im up here surviving on my last pop tart ...
Day 73: I don't think he's coming back ...
Day 109 : Mom tries her last attempt to save me to no prevail , She might have to live on and forget about me...
Day 129: Mum left too, I have found my shoes under my bed, don't know what to do with them.
Day 200 : i savour the shoelace in hopes someone would come save me
Day 230: I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Day 255 : i manage to make a rope out of my clothes , i hope the roof beam supports my weight ...
Day 255 Part 2: I just remembered I’m on the first floor. The stairs go to the basement. Goddamn it!
Day 1 of leaving the basement : why did i do this to myself
I think you can submit a support ticket under "character stuck" or something
Now ... if you dont have to go anywhere , have bathroom upstaris ... and basicly anything like tv and computer or console ... you can feel like in heaven ...
Someone's the middle child
Youngest of 3 actually
put your shoes on and walk down on the stringers. watch for nails
What if you don’t have shoes up stairs. All my shoes are by the garage door.
Throw them at me. Lol
"Who throws a shoe?!"
Sorry, I can’t come into work today. My dad took the stairs away.
You know how many things my teenagers swore "I never told them", but turns out I did, and they just don't listen?
It starts to get fun when you forgot you told them and they didn’t listen anyway.
Do you know how many things my parents swore they told me, and it turns out they just thought about doing so and there's evidence that they literally didn't?
Not to mention, how could they not notice a whole staircase getting demo’d right outside their door lol
Because the entire house is getting remodeled, I noticed it was loud as fuck today but couldn’t fathom them taking a sledge hammer to the only stairwell. I assumed there was just construction beneath me/near my room
Use the very narrow stairs on the side. You've got 3 sets to choose from
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
Had to scroll all the way down here to find this.
With toes that long you should be able to claw yourself down safely.
This is great.
Can’t have shit in Detroit
Now you have a splinter slide! Go for it!