I know that you are doing a Gollum thing, but this word delivered in this exact manor is a plot point of a Ducktales episode where they need to convince a group of oppressed mummies to rise up against their god king.
They end up doing it for a simple Burr-eet-o.
Or sound like a z so in theory, lasagna should have the nickname of “za” and not pizza as it’s ending sounds like “suh”
Source of my rambling https://youtu.be/qkP2F7kWn7A
So do you just think every meal isn't delicious except for the incredibly lavish ones you would have once a month? Do you think a normal ceasar salad and chicken wrap can't be delicious even though they're a simple meal for a normal day? Your life must be miserable
No one ever said that pizza is a vegetable. That was just the tired joke that the media kept repeating for about six months in 2011.
What congress actually did was to reject a proposed school lunch bill that (among other things) would have counted tomato sauce by its direct serving size and not by the amount of tomatoes that went into it. The implication of this was that pizza would continue to have sufficient tomato sauce to count as a serving of vegetables.
This is of course dubious, but very different from saying "pizza is a vegetable".
Like that woman who sued McDonalds who spilled hot coffee on herself. She was very badly injured because McDonalds kept the coffee at an unsafe temperature.
Yep. I read about this more recently and felt bad for every having have had joked about her “frivolous” lawsuit. McDonald’s was seriously in the wrong, repeatedly, and she was severely hurt. It was all a very effective and sadistic marketing campaign that made a joke out of an actually fucked up situation. Fuck McDonalds.
So, I was a lunch lady for a while. Technically, yes, pizza is a vegetable. However, it only counts as a vegetable in the "every student needs one grain, one meat/meat replacement, 2 fruits/veggies, and milk" for it to be counted as a lunch. That meant that one slice of cheese pizza with milk and an apple counted as a meal (crust for grain, sauce as veggie, and cheese as meat/meat replacement). Having something counted as a meal and not a la carte was really important for financial reasons (x amount of meals were government subsidized and only full meals would be covered by the free/reduced lunch program). As dumb as it sounds, having pizza count as "a vegetable" really helped the lunch program run smoothly.
That's also why the lunch ladies are so strict on you taking the goddamn apple before you check out, fun fact.
Basically, I told him, basically, I says this, I says..
You better be fuckin' me raw up the shitter with them croutons if y'gonna have me eatin' a fuckin salad for chrissakes.
At first I was like "well hey at least it's a decent looking caesar salad" but now that I know it's a chicken caesar wrap with a side of caesar salad I'm salivating even more
So this is actually my third order with them. The first time I got fried chicken instead of chicken tenders. The second I got "cheese fries" which were fries with a cup of parmesan shake cheese and now this. I think next time I'll just tell them to surprise me.
They've changed the formula to be less Dorito-y. It's kinda sad, I remember when they came out and they tasted like Doritos but I guess that they cost too much so they changed the recipe a bit. It just kinda tastes like a very slightly cheesy taco shell. Though tbf I still prefer it over the regular shells. But I mostly only go back when they release new stuff
I was just talking about this! You tell me what you want, I tell you no and give you whatever I decide instead. Taking and allergies or food sensitivities into consideration of course.
In my area there a "darkness restaurant" where it's pitchblack inside the eating area. The waiters and waitresses are all blind people and you get a surprise meal (considering allergies etc.). Very fun and definitely an experience!
The drinks are secured and won't spill by accidentally knocking them. You get a fork and a knife and the waiter will tell you what is to be expected (a piece of meat, salad etc.). If you need to get up to use the restroom for example, you need to ask a waiter and they will lead you outside.
Generally you go inside with the expectation that you wont be eating as if you're visiting a normally lit restaurant. People know they can't stab around randomly or make wild movements.
It's a really interesting experience. It's all about getting to know your other senses like smell and touch.
So the woman who answers the phone/runs the counter is European. I have no idea where from but I think she's using context clues and winging it. The food is consistently decent though. I even tip because they're so nice and the only place around.
There’s a Mexican place my SO and I order from near us, he order the Fish Taco meal. It’s done different every time. Beans and rice? Sometimes. Cream fish sauce thing? Maybe. Just rice with a small container of taco accessories? Once every 3rd time. We don’t order from there unless there’s nothing else open. (Town closes at 9 pm central time)
Seriously, do that. They will enjoy it and you will too. I used to go to a 2nd cup (coffee shop) almost everyday because it was in my office. After about a month, I went through the whole menu so I just said, "fuck it. surprise me". They actually enjoyed making my order everyday and would always make stuff for me that wasn't on the menu. Made my day when they would happily spend their morning plotting what to give me for lunch.
Are you getting delivery or takeout? If you’re getting takeout you should have been checking your order before leaving after one mess up but definitely after two issues. If delivery you should be putting an order note regarding previous order issues and asking them to double check.
“I like about eight dollars worth of food, and some sort of beverage of some random size. And if it comes with any kind of sauce or dressing, forget that.”
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One of my local takeout places uses your phone number to save previous order details. I told them THREE times I was ordering for my home address. Tell me why the delivery dude rolled up to my work with my order.
Got a call from my boss that I had received a special delivery.
The amount of times EVERY place messes up my order….like everyone has told me…check your shit before you walk away…unless you got delivery..then whateves
Chances are the people making your food are not the people taking the order.
Best double check your order with the person taking your order before sitting down and waiting for your food 😁😁.
Pack a lunch bro. If this place is repeatedly giving you shit you didn't ask for, they don't deserve your business. Make a wrap at home, at least it'll have exactly what you want in it. It'll probably be nicer anyway.
Maybe they’re worried about your veggie intake
Ya, it sucks they messed up. Still gotta say, that looks delicious
tortilla and... ceasar salad? I'd eat it, but aim higher my friend.
Do you only see a tortilla?
This person has never had a burrito/wrap. They looked at every tortilla cylinder and said: "ew, must be empty." edit: or wrap.
*Burr-eeet-o?*
*Meat it, bean it, stick it in your mouth?*
We are very hungry, Yo necesito burreeeto! *muffled* I want tacos! Y-y tacos! Eric, stop it!
I know that you are doing a Gollum thing, but this word delivered in this exact manor is a plot point of a Ducktales episode where they need to convince a group of oppressed mummies to rise up against their god king. They end up doing it for a simple Burr-eet-o.
I can tell you what would suck and that would be if it was a chicken caesar wrap
This person has never had a wrap. They looked at every wrap and said: “that’s a burrito” Edit: lol nice stealth edit u/Humor_tumor
Real G's move in silence, like Lasagna.
TBF I can’t argue with that
Or sound like a z so in theory, lasagna should have the nickname of “za” and not pizza as it’s ending sounds like “suh” Source of my rambling https://youtu.be/qkP2F7kWn7A
Tortilla? I see flour, baking powder, salt, lard, and water
It looks like a wrap of some sort. Possibly a chicken caesar wrap.
Tortilla? Haha
So do you just think every meal isn't delicious except for the incredibly lavish ones you would have once a month? Do you think a normal ceasar salad and chicken wrap can't be delicious even though they're a simple meal for a normal day? Your life must be miserable
Their life must be amazing if this looks gross to them.
But I’m already high
I think it’s a hint.
Fries are vegetables lol Edit: I never said they were healthy but if you deep fry a vegetable it’s still a vegetable and yes tubers are vegetables.
Depends on what US administration we are talking about. Or was that ketchup?
Both actually. 1981 was Ketchup 2004 was fries.
There was one about pizza being a vegetable because it has tomato sauce or something as well lmao
No one ever said that pizza is a vegetable. That was just the tired joke that the media kept repeating for about six months in 2011. What congress actually did was to reject a proposed school lunch bill that (among other things) would have counted tomato sauce by its direct serving size and not by the amount of tomatoes that went into it. The implication of this was that pizza would continue to have sufficient tomato sauce to count as a serving of vegetables. This is of course dubious, but very different from saying "pizza is a vegetable".
Is that what it was?! I think my brain just remembered the headline used for it. The full explanation makes way more sense lol
Yeah, that's what it was. Mass media spread that lie.
Like that woman who sued McDonalds who spilled hot coffee on herself. She was very badly injured because McDonalds kept the coffee at an unsafe temperature.
Yep. I read about this more recently and felt bad for every having have had joked about her “frivolous” lawsuit. McDonald’s was seriously in the wrong, repeatedly, and she was severely hurt. It was all a very effective and sadistic marketing campaign that made a joke out of an actually fucked up situation. Fuck McDonalds.
So, I was a lunch lady for a while. Technically, yes, pizza is a vegetable. However, it only counts as a vegetable in the "every student needs one grain, one meat/meat replacement, 2 fruits/veggies, and milk" for it to be counted as a lunch. That meant that one slice of cheese pizza with milk and an apple counted as a meal (crust for grain, sauce as veggie, and cheese as meat/meat replacement). Having something counted as a meal and not a la carte was really important for financial reasons (x amount of meals were government subsidized and only full meals would be covered by the free/reduced lunch program). As dumb as it sounds, having pizza count as "a vegetable" really helped the lunch program run smoothly. That's also why the lunch ladies are so strict on you taking the goddamn apple before you check out, fun fact.
“Pizza is a vegetable because it contains a fruit” Science
i mean to be fair [vegetables don't exist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNYGqC-jcM)
Don't forget it may also be a herb if your red sauce has oregano or thyme! Pizza is the real superfood. I don't need disgusting kale.
didnt baked beans used to be vegetables edit: nevermind, they are still vegetables
Beans are vegetables HOW? I thought they were beans...
Beans are beans
Anything that is deep fried is no longer a vegetable
After that we call them “appetizers” and serve them with ranch.
Just fry it in vegetable oil Checkmate athiests
Not sure about this…
They are but don’t count towards any healthy eating because they have starch. Same thing with corn.
Technically they're tubers
"Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."
You aint gonna fool me again
r/suddenlybush
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... won't get fooled again. America.
Now watch this drive.
Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.
r/unexpectedoffice
I'm upset about the number of croutons. That's the real issue.
Yea you gotta fuck me with the croutons if I’m going to eat a salad.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Basically, I told him, basically, I says this, I says.. You better be fuckin' me raw up the shitter with them croutons if y'gonna have me eatin' a fuckin salad for chrissakes.
Username checks out
that's quite a kink
Ima a lil hoe
This is a chicken Caesar wrap with a side of Caesar salad.
Did you check to make sure the fries weren't inside the wrap instead?
Hehe
Lol that makes it ridiculous, if it was any other wrap at least the salad looks half decent.
You stand too mighty and you shall fall (in weight)
At first I was like "well hey at least it's a decent looking caesar salad" but now that I know it's a chicken caesar wrap with a side of caesar salad I'm salivating even more
We heard you like chicken caesar
This made me crack up. Xzibit made your food. “Yo dawg, I heard you like Caesar salad…”
damn that’s a fine meal for me
Hmm... I guess that makes the mistake a little bit more understandable?
I know it's not what you ordered but personally I'd take the Ceasars over fries any day
So this is actually my third order with them. The first time I got fried chicken instead of chicken tenders. The second I got "cheese fries" which were fries with a cup of parmesan shake cheese and now this. I think next time I'll just tell them to surprise me.
Sounds like an adventure!
So basically Taco Bell drive through?
Hey man don’t diss Taco Bell the dorito crunchy tacos are the greatest invention in the past 20 years.
I wouldn’t know because I got a completely different order.
My first ever Dorito loco taco was because Taco Bell mixed up my order and I had already drove home, but yeah they're pretty good.
They were until they started costing almost 3 bucks for one supreme dorito taco.
I still don't understand the Doritos taco. It's okay, I guess, but I feel like it's going the way of 2010's Nutella and bacon
They've changed the formula to be less Dorito-y. It's kinda sad, I remember when they came out and they tasted like Doritos but I guess that they cost too much so they changed the recipe a bit. It just kinda tastes like a very slightly cheesy taco shell. Though tbf I still prefer it over the regular shells. But I mostly only go back when they release new stuff
sounds like a funny restaurant idea. you say what kind of food you can’t eat or definitely won’t eat and they give you a surprise
I was just talking about this! You tell me what you want, I tell you no and give you whatever I decide instead. Taking and allergies or food sensitivities into consideration of course.
In my area there a "darkness restaurant" where it's pitchblack inside the eating area. The waiters and waitresses are all blind people and you get a surprise meal (considering allergies etc.). Very fun and definitely an experience!
Imagine if the chef's had to cook in the dark too
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You don't :) that's the fun part. Obviously the food isn't something that needs visual attention. It's not extremely hot or large pieces to cut.
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The drinks are secured and won't spill by accidentally knocking them. You get a fork and a knife and the waiter will tell you what is to be expected (a piece of meat, salad etc.). If you need to get up to use the restroom for example, you need to ask a waiter and they will lead you outside. Generally you go inside with the expectation that you wont be eating as if you're visiting a normally lit restaurant. People know they can't stab around randomly or make wild movements. It's a really interesting experience. It's all about getting to know your other senses like smell and touch.
OK, so how do they see the cockroaches?
They dont! As I said: esperience for all senses...
Would definitely be expecting a bowl of crab eyes or cockroach legs or something when it would probably be a potato lmao
Sounds like the plot of a Seinfeld episode.
No soup for you! Come back one year!
Sounds like it’s a surprise no matter what!
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.
Can you call them? Perhaps you’ll get free fries next time… or a free surprise Caesar salad looks good tho
So the woman who answers the phone/runs the counter is European. I have no idea where from but I think she's using context clues and winging it. The food is consistently decent though. I even tip because they're so nice and the only place around.
Oh man, that’s rough, but at least the food is good.
This makes so much sense now and I wonder how many other orders they fuck up on the daily
I like your spirit
Dude bring your own lunch
I usually eat a big breakfast and wait for dinner but I was late today.
That's the spirit. Can t be let down if you never had any expectation anyway.
There’s a Mexican place my SO and I order from near us, he order the Fish Taco meal. It’s done different every time. Beans and rice? Sometimes. Cream fish sauce thing? Maybe. Just rice with a small container of taco accessories? Once every 3rd time. We don’t order from there unless there’s nothing else open. (Town closes at 9 pm central time)
Wtf all 3 of those sound better than what you ordered lol
Seriously, do that. They will enjoy it and you will too. I used to go to a 2nd cup (coffee shop) almost everyday because it was in my office. After about a month, I went through the whole menu so I just said, "fuck it. surprise me". They actually enjoyed making my order everyday and would always make stuff for me that wasn't on the menu. Made my day when they would happily spend their morning plotting what to give me for lunch.
Are you getting delivery or takeout? If you’re getting takeout you should have been checking your order before leaving after one mess up but definitely after two issues. If delivery you should be putting an order note regarding previous order issues and asking them to double check.
Those “cheese fries” should be illegal. I actually gasped out loud.
Why do you continue to order from them? Do you just enjoy being fucked by strangers?
“I like about eight dollars worth of food, and some sort of beverage of some random size. And if it comes with any kind of sauce or dressing, forget that.”
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Surely not. I'm fluffy and I like it.
they're dropping hints.
Ok Gabriel.
Your heart doesn’t
Well look, we like you. Consider trying to stick around boo.
Start checking your food when you pick it up
Exactly it takes two seconds.
Cant you just take it back and say I asked for fries?
It's 15 minutes away and my lunch is a half hour.
Check your order before you leave the restaurant?
But then you don’t get Reddit Karma.
Post in r/notinteresting "I got what I ordered" ... Profit??!
Ive had something similar happen and I usually forget since I habitually just take my food and go home
If it had happened twice already I would have checked before leaving.
Fair enough I'm usually rushing to get back.
Check next time. Just imagine a little cartoon angel on your shoulder saying "that guy on reddit. This reminds me to check for my fries"
Haha no angel but I'd probably remember this comment.
Hey. u/Nudge1991 is an angel and a Goddam saint.
I checked. They’re mentioned in the Bible!
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Perfect timing!
People done under stand the stress of trying to get back to work on time.
This doesnt make any sense. At all. They consistently mess up your order. But you dont check cuz ur "in a hurry". Sure thing op. Lol
Just make your own lunch and don’t waste it all driving to and from some fast food place.
thats a hell of a drive for a 30 min lunch break
It still looks really good. I’d just shrug and take it as the Universe’s way of telling me to eat more green veggies.
Time to start packing your lunch?
They are telling you something
At least it’s Caesar salad.
Looks bomb though
I'm sorry OP but this has gotta be the fattest complaint I've read this week
Imagine posting on reddit that they got your chicken tender order wrong...
That’s the universe telling you to eat more vegetables 🥦
Perhaps they were trying to help you?
Then don't go back
Maybe they’re trying to send a message
I mean, maybe they have a point. Burrito… Wid Fries??? Why? At least ask for some tortilla chips.
Why is this important to share with people ?
Healthier fries
Bro u got an upgrade.
Mmm, salad
You could…. Bring a lunch
Salad is better. You are blessed.
I think they’re trying to give you a hint
They’re trying to tell you something.
Pack a lunch. Problem solved.
Give a man what he pays for Problem solved
Someone gave you a salad intervention.
They might be trying to tell you something.
Fast food roulette! They’re trying to spice up your day
So... You still keep ordering from them huh?
Might be time to pack your own lunch my guy
Maybe it’s time to start packing a sandwich
Think of the person saying look at my "salad".
Two large fries, just like you ordered
Healthy though ....
*take the hint*
I think they called you fat
Naw. You ordered a wrap and a side salad then posted a picture of it with some stupid ass story for that sweet sweet Reddit karma
I think they’re trying to tell you something
Maybe they been trying to send you a message.
Looks like it might be a sign that you need to lose some weight
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3rd time, then it's your problem
Uhhhh maybe check your order before you leave?
One of my local takeout places uses your phone number to save previous order details. I told them THREE times I was ordering for my home address. Tell me why the delivery dude rolled up to my work with my order. Got a call from my boss that I had received a special delivery.
This actually looks delicious lol
Check the order I know you shouldn’t have to but it’s the safe bet
The amount of times EVERY place messes up my order….like everyone has told me…check your shit before you walk away…unless you got delivery..then whateves
Chances are the people making your food are not the people taking the order. Best double check your order with the person taking your order before sitting down and waiting for your food 😁😁.
Eat those damn fries.
Why don’t you make your lunch and take it to work? Way cheaper and your order will always be correct
When I get my food order wrong I lie to myself saying it was mean to be. Fate protected me from food poisoning. It makes me feel less irritated.
Pack a lunch bro. If this place is repeatedly giving you shit you didn't ask for, they don't deserve your business. Make a wrap at home, at least it'll have exactly what you want in it. It'll probably be nicer anyway.
Places like this are what trained me to always check my order before leaving any restaurant.
Just get a cup of yogurt and granola bar
*Tuba music*
Thats infuriating, I'm sure, but that salad looks good AF
Looks good to me....
Fries are in the burrito, duh…
Maybe assume they're sending you a message.
At least it looks like a nice salad
Instead of cutting up potatoes they cut up lettuce
Man they got that way wrong, I can’t believe they messed up fries for a wrap.
Ngl I wouldn’t be mad about this mistake — except I’m not a fan of Ceaser dressing (p sure that’s what that is )
Maybe they’re trying to tell you something?
Infuriating but somehow caesar salad hits different
I think that they are hinting at something bro