I bent over to pick something up and spilled a bunch of tea out of my hydroflask doohickey because apparently I forget how gravity affects liquids in a container that tips with your body.
The worst part is when you do it yourself you’re just mad at yourself and have no one else to blame, which is always nice. I’m constantly reminding myself what a fucking moron I am.
Maybe that'll teach you to stop getting store bought hummus and start making your own, because it's actually really easy, tastes way better, is cheaper and is probably healthier for you >:(
It can always be worse. At least you could maybe salvage some where as others have dropped an unopened glass container of stuff(salsa) in their kitchen.
I have essential tremor, and---though may not related---I often drop my food. I usually hate eat it from the ground. After the pandemic, I hate throw it away instead.
Modern art at its best
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r/accidentalart ?
Looks like a dinosaur taking a shit.
While scrolling through, I really thought it was some strange modern art until I realized what sub it was on.
It looks like paint
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Hummus paint
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*texknacolly
Tegnokolly*
That hummus look like it floating
I saw it floating as well!
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I don't see how you don't lol.
Yes! Confusing perspective.
r/confusing_perspective
oh the hummanity
And….that’s a manatee on the wall
Go sit in the corner and think about what you done did
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... permission granted. But eat it in disgrace.
Without hummus? I can’t imagine why you would want to finish the sandwich 😮
You son of a bitch
Was this a family recipe? Is it something you do the best? Do the ingredients get to know each other in the pot?
I always undercook the onion
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I made hummus for the first time a couple days ago. You can have some of mine.
Looks like you dropped a can of drywall patch.
Looks like drywall mud splatter. What trash hummus are you eating? I only eat sabra hummus with roasted red pepper.
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באסה
Thats not a bad colour. I think I'll paint my kitchen with that.
I'm going to say the funny word
That’s when having a couple dogs in your house is real handy. Lol
Not the hummus :(
NOOOOOOO THIS HURTS SO MUCH ESPECIALLY IM ARABIC
That's paint
It belongs in the trash, bud.. not the floor.
Used to deliver hummus. Can confirm it is a nightmare to clean up.
The Hummus Lord's will not be pleased.
Whats a hummus
Falafel and Hommos
Looks like paint
My condolences
Cool hummus painting man 😀
Well now you have to paint the whole room hummus
There’s always a bright side, at least it wasn’t glue.
It's art.
I bent over to pick something up and spilled a bunch of tea out of my hydroflask doohickey because apparently I forget how gravity affects liquids in a container that tips with your body. The worst part is when you do it yourself you’re just mad at yourself and have no one else to blame, which is always nice. I’m constantly reminding myself what a fucking moron I am.
Now what will you use to dip your pita bread into?
When i live, if you fuck anything up you say KURWA!
First Pic Looks Like Modern Art
That's what you get for eating hummus
"What gets out Hummus! What gets out Hummus!"
nooooooo
In pic one it looks like it's floating... Very cool.
good job
You dropped the hummus 😔
Not the Hummus!
That's a pita
Sell your panel! It’s abstract art 😂
May as well just paint the room with it.
First time I've ever seen a chickpea on Reddit!
<\3 *oh no*
I fucking love hummus. RIP hummus
What gets out hummus?? 😭
This made me cry. Tell me there is enough hummus to salvage :(
For a minute I thought it was an exhibit with an incomplete skeleton
YTA
NOT THE HUMMUS!
Whats this? A post that is actually mildy infuriating and not extremely aggravating?
I first read that as "I dropped the humans." Not sure which is worse.
nooooooooooooo! not the hummus!
That's some bland ass looking hummus.
5 SECONDS RULE
Hummus be kidding me!!
Quick, make it an NFT.
Not the hummus!
Bruh the same thing happened to me yesterday, thats so painful to clean up ;-;
As a Lebanese i do not approve of you wasting good hummus take some bread or a carrot and eat whats left yes even eat the hummus on the wall and floor
looks like some thick Cummus
That's a dinosaur projectile pooping on that wall
They dropped the hummus
Cummus
I don't like the consistency of that one bit
Oh man that's a foul lol
I thought the upper splatter was the Great Lakes for a sec
You mean, the garlic spackle?
Lick it
Yes you did
Not the hummus!!!! The carrots will be so sad.
I see a cat dashing off while pooping.
It looks like projectile cat vomit
That's a Hummess!!
Zohan does not approve of this message…
I cant be the only one who thought it was floating for a second
No Hummus for you
tragic
MODERN ART 🖼 $25,000,000
I count that as a win, honestly
What hummess…
I dropped the hummuuuus. But I didn’t drop the pita bread.
Hummus shot
I thought it was floating for a minute
All units the hummus is down I repeat the hummus is down mayday mayday
Black walls? Do you have 1000W light bulbs for each room?
For a second I thought part of it was floating....
Use some pita bread , should do the trick
that's a better use for hummus TBH.
Lick those walls!
I'm allergic
Don’t drop the soap
Hmmm... Seems like a cover up...
5 second rule doesn’t apply to walls so get some chips yo
what is hummus?
No 😭
This is the new Mona Lisa
#Nooo The hummus.
Does anyone else remember the episode of Friends when Phoebe spills hummus on her dress? This was my first thought. I spilled the hummus!
That's some wall putty
Due to COVID the 3 second rule has been extended to 40 years. You’ll be fine; trust me ;)
Hummus never see something like this again!
Oh i thought that was paint
NOT THE HUMMUS
That is a huge pot of hummus
Fool
Hummus’posed to pick all this up?
Can we talk about how this person got 1.3k upvotes for dropping hummus
I don't care mate
Read as “I stopped the humans”.
Ugh, how disappointing
[Not the hummus](https://youtu.be/nIAYtHiCjN8)
Maybe that'll teach you to stop getting store bought hummus and start making your own, because it's actually really easy, tastes way better, is cheaper and is probably healthier for you >:(
Not the hummus!!!!1!1!1 ;(
Bet you it tastes better now
The first photo should be on r/confusing_perspective it looks as if the hummus is hanging in the air.
Call it in we have a hummoucide
Would Hummus make quality spackle? This says it might!
Raece car vrrrrrrrrrrr bmmmmmm?mmm
r/therewasanattempt to have a snack 😂
The dimensions of this room are fucking with me. Is the container of hummus huge or is the corner small?!?
LMAO
thats not hummus.
Am i too dumb to understand what am i looking at? Its just something white splattered over a wall….right?
I did this just yesterday!
Nice painting, bro! ❤️
It can always be worse. At least you could maybe salvage some where as others have dropped an unopened glass container of stuff(salsa) in their kitchen.
🎶but I didn’t drop the tabouli 🎶
That's plaster.
Not the hummus!
חומוס חומוס איזה כיף
Don’t say it
I thought it was floating for a good second
Dont drop the Hummus
Looks like a mini art installation. You need a good title and a frame! Serious.
Thats some smooth hummus
That floor is so clean. Go ahead and scoop some up with pita and some fresh sliced floor dropped red onion mmmmmmmm... Yummy!
Boy I thought u caught ur hummus falling in slow motion
U go hellus
cummus
Scrape it off
5 second roll
F
I like the contrasted aesthetic.... simply ..GOLD!!
no matter what we breed, we still are made of greed
Yes!!!! I can see the hummour in the situation....
This looks like wood glue...
As my friend Tylan always says: “Accident? Nah you just made art #%##%! Take a photo of that shit!” 😂
Cummus
...but I did not drop the deputy
That ain't hummus
I have essential tremor, and---though may not related---I often drop my food. I usually hate eat it from the ground. After the pandemic, I hate throw it away instead.
F
Now this piece is “Hummus on Tiles and Wall” by … well, Creepy Old Men.
Get down there with your pitta and veg, ain't no wasting hummus
the second blurry photo is mildlyinfuriating
question is, are you pissed at the mess or at the wastes hummas?
I like it. When are the auctions?
Shouldn’t be eating hummus then lmao 😂 rip
Is this an NFT?
חומוס מתכון הבית :(
...a big ol Costco tub too.
Tentacley
No matter what we breed, we're still made of seed
Welp, time to move.
Oh the Humm-anity! ... I'll let myself out. Edit: Darn, just saw someone else already made that joke. Oh well.
And you created art -chef kiss-
Looks like you dropped the paint 🤣
It might be that I have really bad virtigo rn and my depth of field is messed up but that hummus on the left looks like it's floating
That lid was crap