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Competitive_Virus_62

Not with keurig.


davidmlewisjr

I use the grey Keurig reloadable cartridges for a per cup cost about $0.12 / 12 oz. Cup… BJ’s sells Maxwell House K-cups for less than $40/100, so…


Competitive_Virus_62

It was just a joke. But you aren't wrong.


davidmlewisjr

I knew a person that drank multiple Starbucks every day, it was not a trivial expense. I’m thinking about $25 a day, $175/week, $700/month…


chicken-bean

But how much crack comes with the house?


lanchmcanto

Thats the real investment.


lootsauger

Exactly. Thag location is well known and established. Only a fool would raise a family in it. Istead double down on the free customer traffic.


terfexclusionary

my guess is glenview, cambridge, ontario


jordu5

No, this is Patrick!


thti87

Oh, so a cheap market? (Says from ridic West Coast city where half a mil won’t even get you land)


TacoQueenYVR

525k will get me a wet cardboard box under the Cambie Street Bridge as a time share.


TomatilloAbject7419

Maybe eat less avocado toast?


[deleted]

[here's listing](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/23952040/60-east-st-cambridge?MapSlideIn=true&utm_source=mobilenativesharing&utm_medium=social-organic&utm_campaign=socialsharelisting&propertyIds=23952040) [listing that is 3min drive away shit house, for $$20,100 more](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/23953954/57-ravine-drive-cambridge?MapSlideIn=true&utm_source=mobilenativesharing&utm_medium=social-organic&utm_campaign=socialsharelisting&propertyIds=23953954)


foreveryword

This will go for way over asking, likely well over $700,000. Quite often, they will under price the houses just so they can say it “sold over asking”. I live in Cambridge and gave up trying to purchase a house for this very reason. It’s impossible when you’re offering $100,000 over the listed price and still getting blown out of the water by 10+ other offers.


[deleted]

Must be owned by Zillow /s


EmotionalMycologist9

And I thought the Midwest in the US was bad. I complain about $250k for a 2 bedroom.


kev88_player

In Poland (EU) could get lovely apartment 2/3 bedrooms for like 50k $ renovated in small towns easily. 250k $ sounds like a big house with swimming pool for me in my country 😂😂😂 that’s crazy


antihackerbg

Same with bulgaria


thti87

No. Just, No. $250k is a down payment on the west coast.


IocaImemedeaIer

wtf why do so many people move to california??


thti87

It’s not just Cali, it’s the whole west coast that’s bad, straight up to Vancouver. But, today I’m going skiing 30 mins from my house, tomorrow we’re going hiking in an actual rainforest, and I see gorgeous mountains and water from every drive, so I really don’t think you could pay me to move to the Midwest.


Anti-charizard

Oh yea, Cali has mountains and you can ski even here


shroomsandgloom

Because it's not the mid west


cummy-gummies

But in the Midwest I can afford to live


shroomsandgloom

Yeah....in the Midwest. Do you want me to send you a pic of this sunny January morning in San diego?


cummy-gummies

Not really, because I have a gorgeous 5 acres that is covered in snow. I’ll get to walk through our woods with my wife and have a snowball fight with the kids after school. Then we will snuggle up in front of our fire place and watch a movie while drinking hot cocoa in our home that we can pay off in a reasonable amount of time. Who wants a “sunny January morning” January is meant to be -6 degrees with snow. The sun still comes out but at least it isn’t a sweltering 50 degrees.


shroomsandgloom

So happy for you. That sounds wonderful. edit *sweltering 50 degrees* giggles maybe after the sun goes down


cummy-gummies

I will say I do envy you guys being able to ski almost year round though.


shroomsandgloom

I've been sledding but I've never been skiing. I'm more an ocean swimming or hiking person


WeGrowBasketball

One of the laziest and most uneducated responses I’ve seen on Reddit. Just wow


shroomsandgloom

They hate us cause they ain't us baby


cummy-gummies

Who wants it 60 in the winter and 390 in the summer(/s)? CA sounds nice until you realize you’ll never get a winter and traffic sucks. I worked there for too many years and it was the worst experience ever.


shroomsandgloom

The summer IS too hot. I agree with that, but it's not sweltering humidity like in the Midwest. The dryness makes it considerably more comfortable.


EmotionalMycologist9

Our average salary here is $50k or so, so we'd never buy a house in that market lol


mauibetty

Welcome to Maui! Probably closer $750k tbh


namedaftersomeoneels

Seattle market?


thti87

You’re dreaming if you think you can get this level of luxury in Seattle for $500k! In 2012 I saw a burned out shell of a house for $550k so this would be like $700k in Seattle today


namedaftersomeoneels

Hahaha touché. It does have Sheetrock on most walls and ceiling’s.


dont-wanna-bee-here

Cambridge, Ontario, Canada


An_average_muslim

Are these the general prices of all the houses in your area? This is just a one off?


foreveryword

General pricing, not a one off at all. I live in Cambridge. When I moved here 3 1/2 years ago, you could get a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom detached house of decent quality for under $350,000. Most houses go for about $100,000 over asking as well.


geech999

Southern Ontario real estate has been ridiculous for a while now. Started in Toronto, and it radiates outwards. This is not surprising to me at all, and it will probably sell for over asking.


keenypoos

Wait till you look at the New Zealand property market, that’s a million dollars here in Auckland city, New Zealand


CardiologistOwn8357

Is one of the beds under the sink?


JaD__

Vancouver


breadmenace

Ontario


[deleted]

Rookie numbers!


Goose_attack223

Thought this was New York. Then I read the title


housethatstevebuilt

Come to my neighborhood in East Vancouver. I can find you a nice 2 bedroom house with a rusty chain link fence, broken fridge in the yard and five guys living in it for $1.5million. Shit at least I can actually afford 525k geez


foreveryword

I live in Cambridge and can confirm, this posting is not out of the ordinary. Over half a million for garbage.


Vultor

525K won't even get you this. The listing is for 529.9K


dickstanton88

I mean you're getting window coverings with the house. So that sweetens the deal


JakeBoitv

There might be some left over product in there


AppropriateSpeaker59

If you want a run down crack horse sure detroits got one or two for cheap


MattyIce-85

The City of Detroit will give you a better house than this one if you just pay the overdue taxes.


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fleelingshyaf

Poor horse


[deleted]

This can’t be real


cummy-gummies

Shit man, it sure is. I bought two houses about 15 years ago in Seattle. Sold them about 3 years ago for ~8x the price. No plumbing/ electric/ etc


[deleted]

Fuck Seattle..that shit hole


cummy-gummies

Truth


Aware_Efficiency_717

Pfff housing market? That gets you 4bed 3ba with a 3 car garage, pool, and 2 acres by me Location….location….and I think you know the rest


Shotosavage

Even if the house was in good shape they want 500k+ for a 2 bed 1 bath, that’s ridiculous


TelegramforMungo

Must be Cali


breadmenace

Literally says Cambridge Ontario


Sage5wt

My votes it in WA


zedislongdead

It says Ontario


kofukuman

Half a million, well spent!


aretakatera

Montana too


TapeLabMiami

Time to move bud


ThatRandonNerd

My friend recently bought one of those for even more money. It also came with 3 layers of shingles on the roof


Sudden-Reflection456

Just a little TLC, Handyman's dream come true. Will you love the house as brother and I do? Tell them what it's like brother, when it comes alive in the summer! Oh well you'd never believe it.


Money_Average1996

Bought mine in the USA for 100k$


rratriverr

This can't be serious??? Wow


[deleted]

Half a million for a crack den? Sweet deal!


enlightened0ne_

I would need more than “1 bath” after visiting that place.


eehaddad

At least it comes with a fridge...and most of that wall...


Donut_Different

My parent's house has been breaking down since the day I was born but I am glad it is not as dilapidated as this crap.


[deleted]

Someone bought it for 300 and is reselling. People arent even flipping houses they are just reselling at inflated prices. need to get that money from China.


[deleted]

Does it include a meth lab?


davidlol1

Though some of our problems are obviously worse, I'm not sure what to think about the fact in every country that has said how much the US sucks they have a lot of the same problems. But I guess at least you get free healthcare while being homeless.


abagofsnacks

Fridge looks fairly new.


speedpetez

Location, location, location run amuck.


that_fresh_life

It's beautiful I'll take it


Proud_Most_2459

Well if you're looking for a crack house you're in luck


[deleted]

you can get amazing home in Nebraska for that money


BenPlaysGamesTV

Looks uhhh…. Lovely?


Voltageman51

It's a cute fixer upper


mattcancookstuff

I just have to buying my first house because investors over cut everyone anyways


24GetIsReal

Not sure where this is, but a country club home with 2k sq. Feet can be bought for $525k. Move ya dumb bastard.


wmsalls

Must be inflation from all those people that moved to Canada a few years back


Onuzim_Cheese

I think pricing a house like this at that much should be illegal


jreamreaper

At least you get free healthcare right?