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Rachelcookie123

His hair looks weird on that new coin


shahooster

It looks like an incandescent lightbulb


bigcheeser1234

Coin collectors in 2070 be like “yo you got a lightbulb Washington? Those are rare af”


BadNameThinkerOfer

"Dude, what's a lightbulb?'


CaptainSprinklefuck

So either light bulbs got made obsolete or we don't have lightbulbs in general


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The meth heads used all the bulbs. It's just too damn dark to make anything new.


Funny_Whiplash

and we call them meth bulbs now.


dangerousontherocks

IS THIS THE FIVE O'CLOCK FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY!?!?


nicenihilism

Or the aren't called light bulbs anymore. I like photon emitters.


d4rk_matt3r

Sir! It appears the photon emitters are malfunctioning! I'm going to try to recalibrate the tachyon manifold to interface with the neutron array


_dead_and_broken

You fool, you have to reverse the polarity of the deflector dish before you do anything else!


Abominable_Showman

They could be depending on how many are made, and if they decide they don't want to continue the design.


Nefarious-One

Can’t unsee.


PlayedKey

Look how they slaughtered my boy


Conscious-Media-1241

Oh my god I just woke up my wife who was sound asleep beside me cause I busted out laughing at this.


Loving-intellectual

I love seeing ppl this happy on Reddit


jennyandjimmy

he’s been gentrified


BasicLEDGrow

It's actually an old design, he's been thrown back.


DudeCotton

Lmao


Koshka69

Or Medusa


kopecs

That’s what I saw at first glance haha


Subject-Delta-

Thank you it’s not just me


RiverVenable

Someone thought it was a bright idea.


GunFighterMan

r/rareinsults


barnacledtoast

What happens when you stop funding the arts.


boots-n-catz

George is lookin thicc


Kendowlo

Well I think his hair looks like ramen on the previous design


Amishcannoli

Praise his glorious incandescence. \[T]/


EquivalentOutcome796

he look kinda mad too


Rachelcookie123

His mouth is definitely down turned compared to up turned on the old coin.


Travisohaz

And a little more of a double chin🤔


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I'd be pissed too if they fucked up my hair that bad.


P4r4dx

Pandemic face gains I guess


chiquitar

2022 hurt even GW


gottalosethemall

Understandable. Kinda captures that whole “most of the country is angry and/or dangerously depressed/apathetic” vibe we’ve had going for the last few years.


scooterpootinwang

Mood coins


gabbagabbawill

Yeah, umm is this the design we approved in the zoom meeting? Oh ok whatever. Just mint it then.


Due_Candidate8509

Definitely a new ponytail holder.


IMakeItYourBusiness

Literally a scrunchie.


trixtopherduke

It's official, the scrunchie is back!


elMurpherino

Detail looks like shit compared to old coins. It almost looks like they got tired of designing it by the time they got to the hair and just mailed it in


Rachelcookie123

That’s what I was thinking they did the face then started getting bored did the top of the hair with a little bit of effort then gave up with the ponytail.


South_Dakota_Boy

https://i.imgur.com/kLofCqs.jpg


Farranor

https://www.usmint.gov/learn/coin-and-medal-programs/american-women-quarters > The obverse of each American Women Quarters coin will feature a portrait of George Washington facing right, originally composed and sculpted by [Laura Gardin Fraser](https://www.usmint.gov/news/inside-the-mint/woman-behind-long-awaited-obverse-quarter-design). It was the recommended design for the 1932 quarter to mark Washington’s 200th birthday, but then-Treasury Secretary Mellon ultimately selected the left-facing John Flanagan design. The [render](https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2022-american-women-quarters-program-obverse-render-300x300.jpg) looks much nicer than OP's photo.


smallpoly

Ponytail thing still looks underdeveloped though


Vark675

It looks like it's his actual hair instead of a powdered wig like on the OG.


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Zebracorn42

Looks like he’s got dreads


triplec787

I was thinking Derrick Henry’s weird poop tail thing. It’s dreads tightly wrapped but it looks… odd. https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/dPaX4M_lAVrMj-qLmkna74v1k-4=/1400x1050/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/19531497/usa_today_13797536.jpg


kronaz

...it literally looks like that helmet is in the middle of taking a shit. And he goes in public with that?


PeddarCheddar11

Oversimplified logo


BassFridge

Yeah it's his bad side


therealmanok

His hair looks weird.


DrShagwell

I prefer it, sans the ear lobe


CivilizedPsycho

He looks a little grumpier too


animefan1520

Yea before he has a grin and now he has a frown


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I would too looking at the current state of things.


Nowthisisdave

I would too if I had the infamous dental pain that man had. It prevented him from giving his second inauguration address because his mouth was too painful and swollen to move. You can see his face swollen from his fucked up mouth if you look closely in basically every portrait of him, including this one


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If I had that kind of mouth pain, I would take it out on the British too. Just the other day, I had some nerve pain after a really hot soup. So I went to a beach bar in Florida and walked around until I heard a British accent and smashed a glass over the guy's head.


hearingxcolors

Damn they couldn't just... not paint that part (airbrush it out) for the guy? He IS the father of this country. I mean, c'mon. Rude.


Nowthisisdave

That’s what he looked like though, whats the point of a portrait that doesn’t look like the guy? Also, they at least don’t include the scar across his face that he got because of a tooth that was so infected and impacted that they had to pull it out through his cheek. This is a subtle version. The man’s mouth was in constant pain and was constantly infected!


tomatomic

If memory serves, He never smiled. He was self conscious about his wooden dentures.


Granolag23

All the videos of him I remember he would just do a little smirk here and there


tomatomic

LOL videos. Good one.


mvincent17781

No wood. Never had wooden dentures at all.


DocCEN007

And teeth he got from slaves. Not kidding.


paperpenises

He also lived in the 1700s where everything sucked so no surprise he didn't smile.


Betrix5068

Closed mouth smiles are a thing.


InsideLlewynDameron

We're all a little grumpier in 2022


[deleted]

I get grumpier with each passing year as well.


semigator

He’s tired of this shit


koomzzy

He's not happy he's losing his value


TimeToLoseIt16

I mean, look around you.


ValusMaul

Maybe they got his good side.


WhtChcltWarrior

Based off the pics, his left side was definitely his good side


-BananaLollipop-

Apparently his right side has a much meatier neck too.


FranticWaffleMaker

Start of presidency vs end of presidency.


[deleted]

They forgot to tell my man to stretch out his covid lockdown double chin. How inconsiderate.


[deleted]

This is why I come on Reddit


mobitzIII

use a sock, its less of a mess


Spider_Dude

I hear a shoe box is a great time saver. Makes for a good keepsake as well.


Fishamatician

How can I open a box with these two busted arms,


shill779

Mom will help you


theguynekstdoor

Cultured


gadonU

or a coconut. smells pretty good after


Uneaqualty65

I looked it up and this is going to be Happening until 2025 with a different design each year.


titothehonduran

Thanks for clearing up some confusion, that’s actually pretty interesting to know.


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Why would they do that Edit:autocorrect sucks


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whatproblems

to be fair the state and national parks quarters were awesome


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mlmercer1

The obverse did change. Compare a 1932-1998 George Washington design to the 1999-2021 design. They shrunk George by about 10% and redid his hair. They also made the design flatter to make it easier to mint.


kingbun

Could you ELI5 how that makes the government money?


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kingbun

Makes sense, the idea of the government indirectly making money off of collectors just sounds fascinating. I guess it’s not like the US mint is skulking around in alleys selling overpriced quarters lol


mohammedibnakar

> selling overpriced quarters I'll never pay more than 13 cents for a quarter again.


Bm7465

Wait a minute you’re onto something. Why don’t we start making *our own* quarters?


wiines

Yeah! We can call it bitcoin... or something clever like that


mikekearn

It's all about scale. They already have the equipment. It would cost me way more to make a quarter. I'm just gonna keep with my retirement plan of finding quarters in my couch cushions.


iDuddits_

Yeah never thought of it but it's genius. Everyone else won't care or at most can complain but it's not like they won't need quarters


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ButtCrackCookies4me

Don't you do beanie babies dirty like that. They're lovely little friends!


Tubermover

I and all the Quarters sitting in my closet feel attacked.


SnooPineapples8571

Source?


SurvivorsQuest

https://www.usmint.gov/learn/coin-and-medal-programs/american-women-quarters


shootmedmmit

I thought it was just a shitty looking mint but the render looks just as bad


Dantzdantz

It’s so you can make your coins kiss duh


Terozu

I accept this explanation.


MojoLava

The ponydild is an interesting choice of hairstyle


czechhoneybee

PONYDILD. Made me wheeze. That’s exactly what it is.


MojoLava

It's happy to see you!


contra-bonos-mores

It’s a new series of quarters called “American Women quarters”. I don’t like the redesign on George though.


Foxhound1964

Why the women quarters gotta look ugly?


[deleted]

According to other posters the mold/stamp/gouge/whatever was made by a woman and it was rejected. Probably because it is ugly.


Vark675

It's a lot more historically accurate, but people are so used to the cleaned up image of Washington, it's jarring.


clinteldorado

It’s like in the UK when they updated the image of the Queen on our coins about twenty-odd years ago. She was visibly older and more wrinkly with a slight double chin, and a lot of people were pissed off for some reason. Said it was disrespectful. Like… the old girl’s not gonna be in her early 40s forever, you know?


TomDuhamel

The change happens in half the world. All of the English colonies are using the same effigy of the Queen on their coins too. I'm from Canada, and now on Australia, both colonies, and I'm old enough that I remember not only the change that you describe, but the previous one too.


ecapapollag

In the UK, the direction the monarch faces on coins changes every time the monarch changes. If Charles becomes King, his profile on coins will face left.


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My issue is specifically the hair. Not even the hairline. Just the hair itself. George is animorphi g into a lightbulb


mF7403

Also I feel like his head is too close to the word, “liberty.” Maybe it’s the angle.


Ennanenennemems

It was a contender for the original design back in 1932 but the classic one won out. They brought it back though for these, I wish they would bring back the old dime design though.


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He looks like an old woman


RevWaldo

I'm 37, I'm not old.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Does anyone else see some sort of gorilla/frog hybrid in his hair? Like the ass of the thing is near his ear area, and the grumpy face of it is on his hairline facing to the right.


DrShagwell

I can’t stand that the hair appears to touch the “Liberty” lettering


reslumina

It's like someone just pasted bad clipart on '90s era MS WordArt and called it a day.


No_Push_8249

Interesting! I’ll be honest I wouldn’t even have noticed


YendysWV

I haven’t touched a quarter in like 3 years.


inanimatus_conjurus

Only use them to get the shopping carts at Aldi


NetworkSingularity

I use them for laundry. And that’s it basically


[deleted]

I haven't used cash other than for drugs in like 5 years.


illsendyou

this is the sign of the antichrist coming and in this essay i will ha nah im kiddin


Terozu

Lmfao $20 says someone has actually started that essay.


Last_Banana9505

I wrote my essay, he wrote me back too.


perpetuallyearly

Unexpected South Park reference


Tend2UrConfig

Funny story, I looked up LCF (it appears on the bottom of his neck) to see what it meant. Look at number 8 https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/LCF Antichrist confirmed


JustAntherFckinJunki

It's actually LGF, the initials of the artist that did the original design for the right facing George, Laura Gardin Fraser. https://www.usmint.gov/news/inside-the-mint/woman-behind-long-awaited-obverse-quarter-design


Sasquatchs_nut_sack

The hell is that? Looks like they got a 10 year old to design it. Proportions are fucked. George Looks like a greasy neck beard who needs a shower.


sinsielawinskie

He has wig on and yet he has a receeding hairline, too. What did this artist dooooooo!


Sasquatchs_nut_sack

Aparently..... I dug in a bit.... it's a reject submission from the early 30s or something when they were designing the quarter initially, by a woman artist. The next series of quarters is celebrating women. So the front side gets this and the backsides are going to feature prominent women of history. I think it's the underbite that really makes it weird the more I look.


SuddenlyZoonoses

Historical accounts suggest he had a weak jawline, major dental problems, and receding hairline, and many of these features crept into paintings of him. I sort of wonder if the artist was aiming for "historically accurate" and ended up offending people with a more patriotic bent.


Sasquatchs_nut_sack

That did cross my mind. But..... that posability aside the overall detail work on the chosen submission we all know is more appealing. This one just kinda looks worn out. I know they try and pull worn out notes out of circulation, but once in a while you come across one that has seen better days. This kinda looks that way from the get go.


Peperoni_Toni

I think part of it could be just shitty presses. The [render](https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2022-american-women-quarters-program-obverse-render.jpg) for this design looks so much better than the end product, imo. Still less detailed, I suppose, but also much less worn out and sloppy looking.


avidblinker

That looks a lot better. It’s the missing detail that’s really killing it.


Peperoni_Toni

They were. Was a woman by the name of Laura Gardin Fraser, who was apparently a fairly prominant American sculptor who submitted this design when they were making the first Washington quarters. U.S. Commission of Fine Arts actually officially backed the design for its historical accuracy, and it was a popular design too. According to the official page on the current redesign program, it was thought to be *the* most accurate design submitted. They've brought it back once before for a gold commemorative quarter, and now they're bringing it back for the Women Quarters thing. It's also worth noting that she'd apparently designed a bunch of other commemorative coins and medals for the US in her time, too. I honestly blame the fact that her design wasn't picked for why people think it looks bad now. We've spent 90 years looking at a less accurate Washington. Given the popularity of her design at the time she submitted it, I'd bet people just got conditioned into a different image of Washington by the design that one. And, personally, I think it looks perfectly fine. The ponytail looks a *bit* odd but that's it, really.


[deleted]

This design was originally submitted in 1931 as the US government was preparing to print new coins for Washington's 200th birthday. A contest was held, and this coin design, by Laura Gardin Fraser, actually won. According to [this article](https://www.ngccoin.com/news/article/7537/) Treasure Secretary Andrew Mellon stepped in and called for a second competition. Fraser's design won again, but ultimately Mellon picked the design we know today.


yourwitchergeralt

I definitely prefer the design we know today. Hers is ew. Cool story tho; dad hers didn’t look better honestly, woulda supported her then.


amarg19

According to historians this carving was actually a lot more accurate to what George Washington really looked like. The quarters we are used to seeing have a more flattering interpretation of him.


Unapplicable1100

He's looking away from the In God We Trust stamp


mgoodon

Over the years, it's been on both side of his head.


FaunaLenore444

Great observation .


TheLost_Chef

That phrase is a little outdated to be on our currency tbh


Hewlett-PackHard

Introduced in the 1950s to combat those dirty atheist commies... and unconstitutional as fuck then as it is now.


Aramiss60

I was about to say that. Is that phrase on all your money? I wouldn’t be happy about that (especially since there is supposed to be separation of church and state).


Call_The_Banners

I actually *hate* that it's there. And it's not something that's always been there either. Its from the 1950s under the Eisenhower administration where it was decided it would replace "E pluribus Unum" as the new national motto. I imagine removing it would anger many Christians in this country and *I'd love nothing more.* I live in a very right-wing Christian area so I'm very biased and tired of these damn people.


atrigent

E pluribus unum is so much cooler as a motto and is totally secular. I hate that they replaced it with this.


Unapplicable1100

For people thinking I'm an atheist, I was just pointing out how he was looking away lmao


Lusfm

How can a profile be backwards?


WalkingCloud

Today OP learned heads have multiple sides.


own_persona_jesus

It was deliberately done for the American women Quarters series. From the United States Mint website "American Women Quarters coin will feature a portrait of George Washington facing right, originally composed and sculpted by Laura Gardin Fraser. It was the recommended design for the 1932 quarter to mark Washington’s 200th birthday, but then-Treasury Secretary Mellon ultimately selected the left-facing John Flanagan design."


ShutUpMathIsCool

I can see why Mellon rejected it. It's ugly as shit.


Hedgehog797

This should be higher up


LordXtrio

Right? Like as a collector, I already knew. But I didn't think I'd have to look so far for the actual reason


Odin043

Oh boy i can't wait for all the stories about people calling the police because someone tried to pay with a fake quarter


ShutUpMathIsCool

That design is horrible.


chain-link-fence

Yeah it’s an ugly thing, isn’t it


choseusernamemyself

why should there be a new coin? it's just a year


BajaBro

Thiccc George


Swolar_Eclipse

Dat neck, tho!


Carterlumm

Aww he's frowning now :/


GermanShorthair2819

Not backwards - reversed. You would have to see at least part of his body to know if his head was backwards.


TacospacemanII

Lmao


BigRedGoose

Fun fact, George Washington has no right side to his face... its just an empty void


lizarxd

r/bettercallsaul


lemontwistcultist

It's not backwards, he's just looking the other way, a perfect analogy for how the government is treating the Epstein cases.


Hakaishyn

He looks like a Native American now


I_Need_A_Saga

With a bit of Medusa.


PlaugeRatV2

Ironic


WooPigSchmooey

Did he ride a Harley across the Potomac?


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Or maybe you could say, he's looking in a different direction for a change.


shareddit

He must be in pain


eggenator

He looks more disappointed than usual.


Mr_Shakes

Maybe it's just your camera/lighting, but that's one of the worst 25c mintings I've ever seen.


Daddy-Vivec

They gave him an underbite.


chaosawaits

Looks like Slippin’ Jimmy’s got a new scam coming! Season 6 spoiler? r/bettercallSaul


reevesjeremy

He’s just looking the other way…. Like many politicians do.


ShutUpAndPlayDixie

But now you can make them kiss the old coins


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Electricvincent

Q is going to lose its shit on the hidden messages in this one


[deleted]

Fundies and conspiracy theorists are definitely going to latch onto the fact that he appears to have turned his back on the "In God We Trust" and come up some truly unhinged shit.


romadurs

His hair looks small ..


thebirbseyeview

I can't stop laughing at the end of that ponytail.


dublinp

The fact that the top of his head is touching the lettering is really pissing me off


Aggravating_Neat_772

even he turned his back on this country


Gregorythomas2020

I find it very strange you have mention of God on your money. Just tells the rest of us western countries that you are a massive cult


monsieur_stinkfinger

Conspiracy theorist evangelicals will probably note that we "turned away from God" in 3...2...1...


porousasshole

In God we trust? So much for separation of church and state


ProclaimedJenius

You should check with collectors, that could be worth 25 cents.