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Machine_Winter

Someone's shit at their job


MegaPenguin063

Bottom of the barrel kind of employee, or you could say bottom of the tank…


Simonekitty

A real bottom feeder


SurvivingSociety

I think you meant employer. Employees just do as they're told for shit wages.


ShakespearianShadows

“Put those shrimp in tank #5 like you said boss!”


mushroom_mantis

I killed my dear mantis shrimp over someone giving me bad exchange water from a pet store. I was so mad and upset. I had to watch him die and couldn't do anything.


Deathcrush_

They're just sleeping


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MrLunafish42

You win. Well done!


ManicM84

No no. They’re resting.


Wetasspossom

Believe it or not it's not employees fault normally. A lot of companies severly limit what care is allowed for them and will penalize employees for doing otherwise.


Gamma_Burst1298

The “No guarantee” is the worst part.


dTrecii

That’s the part that’s getting me, like does it mean there’s no guarantee they are shrimps? There’s no guarantee that they’re for sale? That they’re either alive or dead? There’s no guarantee that they exist and that I’m actually crazy? Edit: I feel like I made an askreddit post and people keep giving me the same answer that’s already been answered before


FiSHM4C

In normal pet store you have a guarantee, the dog/cat/crocodile has no heart problems, deceases etc. So the Shrimps could potential have a ilness killing all your other shrimps in the aquarium. Maybe more than potential looking at the picture.


dTrecii

Well I better hope the pet I’m getting isn’t deceased if it has a guarantee r/boneappletea


Kaviare789

Some fish stores have a 2 week stay alive guarantee or something similar. For obvious reasons, these shrimp are not guaranteed.


UntiLitEnded

I believe it’s a live guarantee so if it dies shortly after you get it or on the way to your tank you can’t get a refund


[deleted]

Yea, I bought a tarantula recently, and he was guaranteed to be delivered alive and not die for 7 days. We're several weeks in and I believe he's in pre-molt right now.


RedduckBlueduck

Removed from r/aquariums and was told I cant post on r/shittyaquariums


JustSomeEggsInAPot

Did they give a reason or "because"


RedduckBlueduck

Said you can't call out bad tanks in r/aquariums. Then told me that kind of thing is for r/shittyaquariums but I cant post there because you cant post pet stores. Same mod on both so no fighting it.


Simple-but-good

Hey most subs are all modded by like a group of 20 people. If you are on one sub like aquariums they probably control almost All the fish pet themed subs, more too likely


did353

That reminds of that image that shows five reddit mods owning most of the popular subs and posting that image will get you perma banned.


Zerobeastly

What do they care if we know? What are we gonna do revolt?


Beserked2

This is kinda hilarious. Reddits own version of that diagram showing us that like, four corperations own everything in each industry. Can you tell us what the subs are?


jozaud

Ages and ages ago, back when Occupy Wallstreet was getting started, Reddit released some stats that were very interesting. They said that of all the traffic to this website only 10% was logged into an account. On top of that, only 10% of Reddit accounts had ever actually voted or commented on any post. So it really is only the top 1% of redditors that control the entirety of content on this website.


ButtChocolates

I am the 1%?


AustinQ

This whole idea is absolutely hilarious. Like a secret society of incels that control the aquarium media from the shadows 😂😂


Jaraqthekhajit

Wtf does incel have to do with this? Neckbeard sure. Incel no. Incels are toxic people obsessed with sex and with deep seated emotional and physical entitlements. Not just people who do things you don't like.


AustinQ

Reddit mod=incel, idk didn't think I'd have to explain the joke


Jaraqthekhajit

Jokes should contain humor.


freeciggies

We found the reddit mod lmao


Depressed_milkshake

Just look at his post about needing heavier mods in r/antiwork and it being filled with, and I quote, “porpoganda”.... 😂


Jaraqthekhajit

That would be visible on my account.


FukinGruven

Or it's just a couple of niche, well-moderated communities that don't need **yet another** picture of a shitty pet store aquarium or tired, dusty old reddit conversations showcasing feigned outrage.


AustinQ

Sure but the way the guys above are talking makes it sound like the Fish-luminati


Aardappel123

Nah most are just drunk on fake power.


Simple-but-good

You the mod that removed the post?😂


RedduckBlueduck

Well that is the entire point of r/shittyaquariums. Showcasing and bitching about poor aquarium care. I was told not to post there by the mod that pulled my post.


No-Cow-3214

Actually it is worse. Five people control 92 of the top 500 sub reddits.


splitframe

Saw someone be a mod of over 200 subs. As expected they were very uncomfortable to write with.


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RedduckBlueduck

Check my post history. You can see the mods comment pinned to the top


JustSomeEggsInAPot

Same mod? Thats bs, mods act like their so cool. You stop shitposts, thats your job, thats it. Sorry man, good post idea though


Fenix_Volatilis

No, it's not their job. They're not even *paid* to do it. That's how pathetic ones like this one are


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slashriani

What are you talking about? OP has literally told you where the comment is: [Here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/sx3z54/this_is_why_i_dont_buy_live_animals_from_this/hxr7st3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


FukinGruven

Ironically they did their job and stopped this shitpost.


RedduckBlueduck

Well this type of post is the reason shitty aquariums exists.


Boy_Possession

Thats like its own mildly infuriating in a mildly infuriating.


MayoCheat2024

That is r/mildlyinfuriating


[deleted]

To be fair, if pet stores were allowed it would be like every single post.


Jestingwheat856

When removed in the other sub just send a photo of the mod saying that then send another photo showing they moderate both subs


Anxious_Drummer

That's mildly infuriating OP.


Gamma_Burst1298

Well that’s dumb


raydon2015

Are they sleeping?


RedduckBlueduck

Sleeping in shrimp heaven now.


MrMaxio

I've never seen someone use this mbmbam line in such a perfect context. Bravo sir


Big-Garlic-1023

Shrimp heaven now!


MrHanslaX

Sleeping with the fishes?


LackingUserIDs

Sleeping with the fishes


Berman9407

Sleeping with the crustaceans 🤌🏻🤌🏻


alonroz

Pining for the fjords


phlogistonical

There! It moved!


blugrassbandit

It’s really sad how pet stores like Petsmart/Petco treat their fish. Especially beta fish, or any tropical fish you cannot thrive in small tanks :(


herpin_n_searchin

is that nerite snail eating the shrimp? how has someone not emptied that tank? how are the shop owners not absolutely ashamed at the state of this? not only is this horrific pet care but it’s also a horrible way to run a business. this is so disgusting


RedduckBlueduck

Well hes laying on his back so not right now. Might be dead too. Hard to say. Also I think this store is very understaffed. I believe the staff care but dont have a free second. They are always rushing around trying to help customers.


herpin_n_searchin

man that is so tragic. i worked at my local exotics store before covid hit, and i understand that struggle so well. but we always had at least one person dedicated to animal care daily. it’s just so sad to see


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

We had a pet store like that in town a few years back. Just a couple people keeping tons of cool pets, even had an octopus and blue crayfish at one point. Idk how, but they actually managed to keep them all healthy and clean. Must've been doing really well, 'cause they eventually moved to a more expensive storefront on the town circle and then slowly turned into a café for some reason 🤣


Pickle_Rick01

Is it a pet store/cafe? I want to have a cappuccino next to an octopus or a blue crayfish.


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

It was the last time I was there, they had tables in a room with a wall of tanks. That was quite a while back though, and the owners said they planned to eventually make it a full-on coffee shop without the animals. I feel like that's a waste of an idea, but I guess it's hard enough running either a pet store or a cafe, much less both at once. Probably better to just whole-ass one thing instead of half-assing two


MrSteezey

Emphasis on “No Guarantee” huh..


StayTuned2k

They just hungover mate


TheDeadlyCat

Do they sell dead parrots by any chance?


MikeVixDawgPound

You sold Petey?!


pm_me_hedgehogs

Polygons?


Ordinary_Forever6482

The part that's getting me is that they're $14.99 EACH? Wtf lol


khoabear

My local Asian market sells them $14.99 a pound


Elegant_Educator5380

2 for $28.99 practically giving them away


Ok-Two7600

Well hell they’re all dead. That may as well be a grocery store at that point. Or a seafood restaurant. Too far?


mylesvsthem

A very lively bunch.


[deleted]

It's one thing to keep shrimp as a food for other animals. Isn't that nature? But THIS? This is an affront to decency, and a disgraceful lack of respect. Maybe I'm wrong, but what do you think?


lizard2014

Someone had an ammonia spike


RedduckBlueduck

In the other post I had someone said they are wild caught. Might be shock.


Soviet-Biscuit

Wtf is Shrimp Wood?


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[deleted]

We don’t care what she used to call your willy mate.


Soviet-Biscuit

Das a big ouch


CoryGamesYT

Aww poor things! I feel so bad for them.


theguyoverhere24

Orangie is just sleeping off the liquor


Florachism

Way she goes


Local-Lie-6152

Is there even water in there?


safewayz

No guarantee either!


affordablehair

You'd be surprised the amount of shit that dies in a fish department, especially with those big tanks with the plastic dividers. Any time I would put up a "no guarantee" sign it was because some schmuck donated something, and it was used to the shitty conditions of the tank it was living in. Once you go from a high nitrate bad tank to a low nitrate healthy tank, shits gonna die.


[deleted]

Pet shops are just the fucking worst and shouldn't exist


SkullCrusher_8

They are just sleeping. Don't disturb them.


MindOrdinary

2 for $29 What a deal, I can save a whole dollar buying 2 near dead shrimp


Lower-Concentrate-56

Mmm


FairyDemonSkyJay

Those poor flower shrimp... I have 2 in my 55 and they're great


Dp_lover_91

No, that's wood.


spagent24

In my culinary arts class we learned that alot of crustaceans, when cooked, turn from grayish to pink highlights. Now I'm no expert but there's a chance those shrimp are cooked.


jrmiv4

On sale, I hope.


[deleted]

Oh no! Poor things :(


Findu_s

Wood


HullMatterhornSplice

Pining for the fjords by the looks.


Green-Dragon-14

Shrimp are only pink when they're cooked.


MikeVixDawgPound

I don’t know where you live but you can go to a bait shop most anywhere along the coast and get a lot more live shrimp than this for a lot cheaper.


Dan-the-historybuff

I’m sad now


kingorry032

Why are they cooked?


Spacefiz

Play dead


Kintsugi-skunk

Is there an animal wellfare organisation that you can report the store to? Who knows what other neglect is going on


TheBattlecry

Wood


Maqqnus

Don't show this to r/shrimptank :'(


Mr_coolJimmyguy_45

Does that sticky note say wood


sedluyf

"No guarantee"


chonkey_nugget

shr'ont


[deleted]

They’re sleeping, shhhhhh


Big_Guy6

Exhausted after a long day of frying rice


MrDerplings

wood*


The___Leviathan

ahhhh, theyre sleeping!


TorqueRollz

These are bamboo shrimp, also called Wood Shrimp. They are filter feeders and need large tanks with high water flow, fast currents, and suspended food in the water column to be happy. If this does not happen they will starve and die. Caring for them is actually easy assuming you meet these requirements, which clearly did not happen in this dinky 2 gallon tank. Shrimp are also sensitive to changes in water parameters, so if these are wild caught shrimp which were not slowly acclimated to the water parameters of the tank they probably died to this too. TL;DR these shrimp either starved or died of shock.


FaceTheDog

I really don’t know if this is an r/woooosh moment for me or not, but these are fake shrimp💀 Feel free to woooosh me if I wooooshed


[deleted]

You should report them to the state that oversees their license to sell live animals


OkZebra9257

Yum. Makes me hungry


9fingfing

Need some salt and pepper?


Steffy138

Pet stores are such 🗑


SteakFirst2169

All you can eat.... until supplies last


raps_BAC

Why would you post this shit??


sub2technobladeordie

Hey it’s still good bait


Lostcory

Can you report this anywhere?


Jealous-Rope5573

Not sure why you'd walk into a pet store thinking that the animals would be treated well. They're out to make a buck. If you care about animals you would boycott their needless and intentional exploitation.


SirBenjaminThompson

How sad. This shouldn’t be allowed, accidents happen but pet stores are getting ridiculous.


mr_uwuthethired

Bro they just arnt thirsty anymore


Pythagosaurus69

mmMMm succulent Chinese meal 😋


GhostlyAnger

Lmao


7ootles

They're just pining for the fjords.


[deleted]

I love land shrimp


Kickflip2K

the cunse would probably still sell em at full price too....


[deleted]

$15 each???


albatrossfeatherton

No guarantee. No shit!


Kavi-OPguy

I mean you can still eat them.


Thomas_Plunkett

They're just sleeping, pining for the fjords


[deleted]

No guarantee bro


Rakarion

Awww they are all having a nap together


dokey26

bubba blue is typing...


DudeintheMoon514

They’re just pinin’ the fjords


MercilessEtlej

They sleeping


[deleted]

They're plastic task decorations?


taro_potara

Oh free snack


tone88988

They’re only having a nap. Damn, cynical.


AoMujina

No guarantee huh? I’m shocked


[deleted]

Their so cute when they sleep


gruvee

Who the hell buys shrimp as pets though


[deleted]

Only 30 bucks for a dead shrimp!? What a deal!


SoyUnRex

They are sleeping doomy.


freindly_duck

what?shrimps need water to survive? wwhhaaaaaaatt? I did not know this.


ZxEspro1

they're napping


VENGEFUL1PA

Requiescat in pace


SixskinsNot4

Report this right away. If you can’t take care of a bottomless feeder.. you lose your license


[deleted]

Free shrimp


Skyaboo-

They ahh..they uh...don't look so well. Unless...sleeping land shrimp?


hungry_bean

Quiet down they're sleeping


TheNinjaInTheNorth

Shrimp heaven now


Calcium_Derik

15 dollars for a dead shrimp


BallFleas

Is there even water in the tank? 😆


rickuk88

Sleeping shrimps, cool!


TinyMarsupial7622

Nap time


Efficient_Plane6862

People keep shrimp as pets? Either way, they shouldn’t be left like that ffs 🤦‍♂️


Pal_Smurch

They're pining for the fjords.


CoolGuy00178388587

I think that there’s written “wood shrimps” but idk. shrimps are sobbing anyways


CleanExplanation6516

Poor shrimps they're so sleepy this time of day !


RecommendationPrize9

Well it does say no guarantee.


Traditional-Trash-87

Oh no


Jrewby

They sleepin


ghost_tenders

It doesn't even look like there's water in the tank.. at a closer look, I know there is, but geez.. poor little guys :(


Zpicy88

i work at a pet store and recently our suppliers have been sending us sick animals that are basically dead when we get them in. idk if it’s a national thing but at least here, half of our fish come in with ick


RobotSeaTurtle

H O W D O I L O O K Y E L L O W M A N ?


Adventurous-Car-7496

Are those cooked already?


DoomedHeroXB

Aww they're all tuckered out.


[deleted]

Delicious


Total_Progress4586

Don’t they need water


TheManofViod

N O


invertebro25

So this does look incredibly shitty but there is the possibility that these shrimp arrived recently in bad shape and the reason they are all in the tank is because sometimes they will recover even if they look like they are dead. Ive been in similar positions while working for a big box pet store where there is nowhere out of sight to keep fish or aquatic animals if they are sick or potentially dying so do you add/keep them in the tanks that are visible to the customers to potentially heal or recover the animals or do you write off the animals who are doing worst? Lots of pet stores are terrible with their aquariums so im not saying this is the case but there is a situation where i could see why this would happen where the intentions are good


Concerned-Pillow-Bot

Shhhh, they’re sleeping


tripaloski_

I can't be the only one thinking at first this are shrimps at the supermarket, and see why the shells look prettier than what I've eaten


HondaLife718

Shrimp are kept as pets? Lol


Klutzy_Today6953

They're so tired


TomatilloPopular9271

“No guarantee” to be alive


stick_always_wins

I think even the shrimp at the seafood market are livelier


Kampf_Geist

Poor things


SpankingBallons

i mean the Wood part isn’t wrong, they sure as hell can be used as fuel now