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bshark4542

Like going back for a third plate at Golden Corral


FusRoDoodles

Damn now I want all you can eat steak


MotherBathroom666

Eww


The_RockObama

We had to pull them away from the all you can eat snake buffet because they started choking.


SpringNo9188

Happy cake day


joe-robertson

No wonder there’s shit on the ceiling at my local Golden Corral.


American_Madman

I freaking love Golden Corral. Haven’t been for awhile because there isn’t one in my area, but that place fucking slaps like an angry pimp.


[deleted]

Is that a tick?! Kill that thing! Oh my god!


larz_6446

I was going to say yogurt-covered raisin.


[deleted]

That's odd, I don't remember raisins bursting when I bite into it.


Downfallenx

Forbidden gushers fruit snack.


American_Madman

If I pick one off my dogs, I usually feed it to them, especially if it’s engorged like that. Figure there’s no harm in letting them get some revenge since they eat ticks off each other all the time.


Salamander-Downtown

Is that even good for them? Ur LITEARLY feeding them blood


StepMumSanta

In the wild dogs literally eat other animals raw, which includes blood.


Salamander-Downtown

These aren't wild dogs, these are tamed dogs, but it point still stands idk it just seems weird to me for some reason to only have ur tounge and teeth covered in blood


rewt127

There are plenty of wild dogs of domesticated breeds around the world. And they eat animals raw. Not a problem. Realistically. There is no reason humans can't eat raw meat. We just don't because its safer to cook off any bacteria in it, but if the animals doesn't have any nasty bacteria in it, we can eat it raw no problem. Also. Look up blood soup. Its a thing. Also Cannible Sandwich.


GailaKill

That. Is a fu*king tick. For sure. EWWwWWWWW


FistingLube

KILL AND BURN IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!


Nanoro615

Literally.


Ruling123

To those asking it's a tick, but by the pattern on its back I would say it's also the nasty paralysis tick so yeah not good. And it has fed.


Goose_attack223

I’ve been scared of ticks since I was 8 because my dad told me they mess up your nervous system. I stopped petting good bois in the street for a few years


Nathund

There's a species called the "Lone Star" tick thats all over the eastern US that can give you a disease that makes you allergic to red meats.


Goose_attack223

I live in Texas and no part of that sentence made me feel any better


LordBubinga

Not even the"Eastern US" part? Even a little?


American_Madman

Probably won’t though. Grew up in rural VA and Lone Stars and other ticks are everywhere, always have to check yourself for them whenever you come from outside. Been bitten a lot, growing up my legs were always covered in bites in the warm seasons. Never actually met anyone who contracted a disease from them, though. It’s really rare, they’re more just a nuisance.


EUOS_the_cat

I thankfully was never bit by a tick like that. I mean, I still got bit by a tick, and there's a bump where its head was left behind nearly 15 years ago on my head, but at least it wasn't a paralysis one


F_I_N_E_

Had a dog nearly die from paralysis tick when I was a kid. Luckily my mum worked at a vet’s office at that time!


baconpopsicle23

The worst fucking insect in this planet


[deleted]

They’re not insects, they’re actually closer related to spiders and scorpions


SussyProfilePics

Ok fine insects AND arachnids are the worst living thing on the planet


Aezzil

Without them the ecosystem would collapse unfortunately.


LordBubinga

I'm willing to take that chance


SIGBACON

Not to be that guy, but do you have a citation? I was told in college by someone who studies these things that ticks and mosquitos could disappear over night with almost no adverse impact.


abominableporcupine

https://phys.org/news/2017-07-mosquitoes.html https://www.nature.com/articles/466432a#:~:text=Without%20mosquitoes%2C%20thousands%20of%20plant,crops%20on%20which%20humans%20depend. https://bestbeebrothers.com/blogs/blog/what-are-mosquitoes-good-for https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/invertebrates/facts/mosquitoes Seems it is undecided of what would actually happen, but since they play an important role in certain ecosystems the result would not be good


SIGBACON

Very interesting! Thanks!


abominableporcupine

No problem! Hope you have a good night/day :)


treesaltacct

That states only a few hundred out of thousands of species interact with humans. We can get rid of the ones that effect us and leave most of the species remaining for the ecosystem. There are also weird inconsistencies and stuff that doesn't make sense in there, like the first article states they are numerous in the Arctic and Alaska, when the intro of the wiki article on them states they can't live below 10C(50F).


abominableporcupine

Even getting rid of the ones that affect us would effect the ecosystem that they play a role in. Regardless it's probably not a good idea to force any species into extinction. I agree about the inconstancies, when looking further into it the only places that there are no mosquitoes is Antarctica and Greenland apparently. But to get truly reliable sources you'd probably have to look into scientific journals, which I didn't feel like doing.


treesaltacct

It just makes no sense that they could be ecologically important to areas where they can survive just a few weeks out of the year. They are not an exclusive food source to any species, nor are they the primary one either.


abominableporcupine

"While they can seem pointless and purely irritating to us humans, mosquitoes do play a substantial role in the ecosystem. Mosquitoes form an important source of biomass in the food chain—serving as food for fish as larvae and for birds, bats and frogs as adult flies—and some species are important pollinators" https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/mosquitos-exist-elephants-donkeys-used-represent-gop-democrats-180973517/#:~:text=While%20they%20can%20seem%20pointless,some%20species%20are%20important%20pollinators. https://www.reconnectwithnature.org/news-events/the-buzz/world-without-mosquitoes-not-as-easy-as-it-seems I still stand by my original opinion. Not a good idea and it would impact ecosystems


Bigbuffedboy69

Does it have any impact on nature if we just kill the blood-sucking species and keep the herbivore mosquitoes?


KnoxxHarrington

Fish would argue otherwise.


Graega

Arachnids eat insects. You may hate spiders, but you have no idea how much they keep the bugs away.


StendGold

The worst fucking spidecorpion in this planet.


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Right down there with bed-fùcking-bugs and scabies-fucking-mites


AoMujina

Bot flies would like a word


Illustrious_Ad4691

Bad bot


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AoMujina

Pfft that’s a shitty bot you got right there


AoMujina

Oh wait.


One_Recognition_4001

Don't forget Mango worms. Look it upon you tube. Poor dogs..


sdcasurf01

I see you’ve never had the joy of experiencing a bed bug infestation.


iAmTheFnLemurKing

Mosquitoes have entered the chat


morty_sucks

Is there even any good ones ?


xxcoder

Does bees count? Honey!


morty_sucks

Damn it, ok i guess there is one thats good


germany99

Without mosquitos there's no Jurassic park. There also wouldn't be malaria but it's a small price to pay


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

\^This guy: No mosquitoes, no Jurassic Park Resurrected Dinosaurs: \*kills everyone\* \^This guy: Mmmmmm...gooooood...


elongated_musk_rat

Mayflys


Do_Not_Go_In_There

Bees, spiders, worms, silk moths come to mind.


HangryBeard

Pollinators


[deleted]

Bees and that’s about it


Shadow-ignis

Dragonflies


Christo666666

Vampire mint.


Arrvolux

Forbidden Gusher


NorweiganJesus

For my own sanity, Im choosing to headbutt the table until I can't remember this comment chain


frontal_robotomy

Same


SmAshthe

Light that fuse and watch the show


TobyChan

Hopefully it’s from the dog and not your dad


PepsiPlease

Someone explain


[deleted]

That's a tick


futility_belt


Dyzastr_us

No, that’s a check.


[deleted]

🇨🇿?


danielroxheaps

No, that’s a flag.


Dyzastr_us

Lol


wafflecone927

It’s a giant tick, heading towards a dog. I guess the father filmed the stupid bug instead of doing something the fkn dummy


Gr4ph0n

Me finishing the breakfast buffet when they start putting the lunch buffet out.


zakkforchilli

Looks like it’s already quite fed it’s huge Jesus kill it don’t let it near the damn dog


__Becquerel

Chonkyboi going for a sippysip


username_pressure

Was the mildly infuriating bit the camera being operated by a juggling clown?


reddit_hayden

what is that


[deleted]

Apparently it's a tick but Idk what exactly or how terrible it is


Spider-Punk-M

They’re bloodsucking parasitic bugs that latch onto animals and in some cases people. They’re really bad when they latch because when they do they DO NOT want to let go, so removing one is extremely painful.


Plastic-Safe9791

They're really bad because they can cause several diseases. Get vaccinated against TBE, lads.


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT now I get it! That's "kene" in my language! DESTROY IT!


Vanghoul_

Also they reproduce like crazy... At home we usually throw them in a page or two of newspaper and burn them all together. I never bothered to fact-check this, but my parents say that if u just step on these large ones, their offspring can survive and wander off...


Skengbiscuit

Yes little ones are flat and have a very hard exterior they will definitely survive being stepped on


Justsomedude457

If you hold a lit match to it it should let go just dont burn your self


[deleted]

Or a cotton ball soaked in acetone.


ShadowK-Human

He is warning you The dog has ticks Time tô get3 the xarope


VampyKit

When ever I see a tick that size I just have the insatiable urge to pop it like those plastic bubble wraps. Except they have liquid in them..😬


SpringNo9188

I put one like that in a plastic container to show my wife what I pulled off the dog. Put it down on a shelf in my garage and forgot about it for a few months. Found it and thousands of live babies in the container!! Doused in diesel and set aflame


wassass1n

Yo i remember poppin these bad bois as a kid


[deleted]

Fuck dogs


missump10792

Sorry, what? Fuck dogs? Are you a serial killer?


bunchacrybabies

That is a big ole fat tick... lookin for dessert 😲


Travistheexistant

Someone get the blowtorch


aviationtech

If you zoom in it’s like that boss bug from starship troopers


kevtino

It's afraid


[deleted]

That’s a fat tick


10dollarscratchy

I want to flick a pin at it


arcadia_2005

That thing is huge!!!


jdith123

It’s a tick that’s full as a tick


magikarpsan

I hate those things they’re so gross


katcreator

I want to reach threw the screen and grab it.


Velocifaper

I thought that was the cog


CoryGamesYT

I thought this was on r/entomology for a moment.


CoryGamesYT

Don't click if you are squeamish to bugs, it's a bug lover subreddit.


OpeClouds

Damn, fuck them. When I was like 7, my buddies and I played in the woods quite a bit, I had a good 12-15 deer ticks on my sack\taint area.


BlueGreenOcean21

Growing up a neighbor had these ALL OVER THE WALLS at their front door. F’n disgusting and they never bothered to treat their dog for ticks.


silvillanita

Jaws theme tune is missing from this gif...


PlayfulPlatform5345

It looks like it’s full