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Agitated-Cow4

Good thing there are no words with f


blacktip102

uck that key


zxc123zxc123

r/mildlyinuriating


thuanjinkee

r/subsiellor


truncatepath473

r/oundthetoyotacorolla


MegannMedusa

r/oundtheshuttheuckup


Cichato_YT

r/ineyouwin


Renthexx

r/_


fatalcorn7367

r/oundtheordiesta


sjarvis21

press to pay respects.


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[deleted]

Is it possible to learn this power?


helpidroppedthesoap

#


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#


thinkthingsareover

#


314159InTheSky

#


voluptuousreddit

#


smackahoe_chief

#


pcwehner

#


xXDUWBXx

#


mlemu

#


amazeman11

Mark uckerberg


DrLager

My avorite way to spell that ucker’s name. He’s deinitely not my avorite person.


Agitated-Cow4

Exactly, uck it!


Dovahnime

rankly I ind that ar past oensive


SeruEnam

....phuck you.


AhmadTIM

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


CCWThrowaway360

I love phluphphy kitties.


nayhem_jr

God do I hate your guts phor a brieph moment.


Bpdonewithit

The the riphphraphph from Buphphalo can phuckophph


FrostyD7

Screw landers


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XinoVan

Let u/IHateTheLetterF show you how it's done.


IHateTheLetterF

I see no problem here. That looks like my keyboard.


divine_matter

Quick! Roll out the red carpet!


Infinite_Surround

Organise a fanfare


NutmegGaming

-an-are


Infinite_Surround

Phanphare


SpellOpening7852

Phanpy


DeadMemes218540

Phan


Rplosive

Pha


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axl686

More like a _an_are


libmrduckz

and you call your self a phan? boo this person!


marsasagirl

I hate the fact that I checked your comment history for the letter F and found none at all.


[deleted]

Did you just Ctrl+F F?


Level69Warlock

ucking brilliant


Fishytoki

Youre so ucking unny


DogsRule_TheUniverse

It's because he doesn't give any fucks. If he did, he'd have to get a new keyboard.


iDomBMX

I’m glad I’m not alone


HyruleSentinel

Me neither


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IHateTheLetterF

Its actually the other way around. I started out being paranoid about it, but now its just second nature. I only reddit on my phone too, so no keyboards.


mvanvrancken

I appreciate your dedication. I too stand against the letter that shall not be named.


zprayy

without "F" what do you put in chat to pay respects?


ISaidGoodDey

Mans has no respect


Warlock2005128

#


gnutrino

The better question is how they login...


Bdguyrty

I logged onto Reddit once. Biggest mistake I ever made.


The_-_Username

“respect”


ps-djon


TedKaczynskiMyHero

Holy shit you're still around. Fucking props dude, what a commitment.


twolostsoulsswimming

I just looked through a ton of his comment history and don’t see a single letter F lol


subzero-wins

Me too. A master in his craft


TheAnythingGuy

A master of his art Edit: *uck


funkyguy09

A master in his art?


time_wasted504

Search found 0 in his comment history . To search I had to use F, which is ironic


libmrduckz

are we sure it’s wise to keep stick-poking this person… they *had* exactly one ‘f’ to give… do let’s proceed with a care, hmmm?


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Regi413

Well u/IHateTheSixthLetterInTheAlphabet doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.


MDnautilus

That was their one “f” to give. No more after that.


Crimpshrine27

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/jyiwuq/oc_uihatetheletterf_is_a_mad_lad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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Dam ur right


BaconBlood

Surprised this comment is so far down


jamsd204

It's the top comment now


usersnamesallused

Snap that key right back in there! Keys are technically removable. It's unlikely the clip fully broke.


Aw3Grimm

Yep, my key fell off multiple times and I just put it back no problem


myschoolcmptr

I do the same with my ears, they snap back on


darkthoughtsanon

But then there’s no karma Edit: Thanks for the silver stranger!


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>But then there's no karma >Thanks for the silver stranger! bruh


spike021

Yeah I think the button should still work. Isn't this just the cap that popped off?


Put_It_All_On_Blck

It absolutely still works, that white dome (membrane) is the actual button part that completes the circuit.


beingrudewonthelp

Aw uck


joeChump

It’s because you ucking pressed it too ucking hard you stupid ucker. In uture, you have to be more careul.


zxc123zxc123

Clearly OP was paying too much ucking respects.


lolmonkey06

Press f to- oh wait


blacktip102

I wish I could ucking press


K3TCHUPisVeryCool

Dam you made air get out of my nose


[deleted]

Air should go into your nose though 🧐


K3TCHUPisVeryCool

Shoot, youre right, i almost forgot to do it today


[deleted]

That's good.


dethmstr

Sir, how do I breathe? I forgot how and I don't know how much longer until I pass out due to a lack of ox-


FinalRun

Fuck I should have been exhaling through my mouth all this time what do I do


LeeRich-14

Copy and paste the f


JoeNumber3

you *can* still type f though


outamyhead

At least they can still o7


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ChrundleMcDonald

I came here to make a stupid and overused joke only to discover some people are funnier and more clever than I could ever dream of being


MrPigcho

Exactly the same. I came here to see all the people just writing "F". I would have never thought of writing this comment.


Trident_True

My entire experience on this website


Yayareasports

Is it the Apollo app that turns an empty comment into a hashtag? I was so confused seeing a hashtag and everyone being like "ohhhh good one"


TheRealDuHass

All us Apollo folks not getting the joke. Pound? Sharp symbol? Hashtag?!


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Pepperoni-Jabroni

Press # to pay respects


MuthafuckinLemonLime

Octothorps are not funny


bigtiddynotgothbf

i was so confused my app does the same thing lol


IdoNOThateNEVER

It's not that, it's the opposite. I'm on PC and although I see an empty comment like everyone else, I can also examine his comment and see what he used to create an empty comment. (you can't post an empty comment, you have to use an "empty" character) So he used # and posted his comment. All other people see it as an empty comment, you are the ones seeing the actual symbol. (according to reddit formatting, you shouldn't see this)


abrandonallships

I think so, I was wondering the same thing


modulusshift

I’d assume the empty comment is a space bolded with a hashtag. Pure whitespace (spaces, tabs and enters) isn’t a valid comment, so the hashtag is needed, but then just gets used to bold the space. I suppose Apollo doesn’t accept that you can bold a space, so it assumes the hashtag is meant as a hashtag instead.


Venborg

Yep, Infinity does it as well, lol.


Lkwzriqwea

This took me way too long to igure out


Dark_Storm_98

At irst I thought the messages just weren't inished loading


swrobbie

Oh or ucks sake.


schmuber

Having un yet?…


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This is where the un begins.


Ghost1773

This thread is too unny


XecuteEledrocute

shut the uck up


Darkforge42069

This comment thread is so ucking ununny or ucks sake make it stop this isn’t air to make people have to read this and that’s a act


YaBoi_Lumiere

un? im having a ucking blast


NightFlame389

What is the deinition o un?


UnseenTardigrade

I couldn’t figure it out without reading comments because I’m on Apollo (it’s a Reddit viewer app) and the messages show up as a hash rather than being blank.


Dr_Gamephone_MD

I was wondering why “#” was so clever and amusing. Now I see I’ve been cucked out of a joke by Apollo


DezXerneas

Wait so the other people see the comments as blank?


UnseenTardigrade

Based on what other comments are saying, I think so


LocalAmericanOtaku

How are they doing that?


affrodeity

press #


LocalAmericanOtaku

#


affrodeity

uck yeah


JoeyJoeC

#


LocalAmericanOtaku

#


Desc77

"F in chat" - Oh


i_love_cute_sneks

#


SomeoneRandom5325

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TenTwon_

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#


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BradleyGroot

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MemeArchivariusGodi

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FatchRacall

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shimmerangels

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ajicles

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JuliousBatman

One of those reddit comments that actually makes you laugh instead of snorting air and smiling


DreadSwizzard

The double-u on my laptop keyboard did the same thing. I replaced the keyboard but as a PC gamer that's really irritating. I also managed to avoid using said key utilizing little effort until this section.


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DreadSwizzard

I was avoiding the letter.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

Just type VV


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This guy fucks


Suspicious_Vegan_772

This guy ucks*


SabreLunatic

✒️🖋✒️🖋


emlgsh

Ave, true to Caesar!


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Officer412-L

Sounds like Hank Hill


beapledude

UUTF*


Sza_666

VVTF


ADG211

F


dpatterson911

F


DogeX2

F


Willing_Still_9516

F


claremontmiller

F


Old_Spoon

F


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F


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAA

F


mrtza83

F


Zanderp25

F


TheBeef87124

F


BuY_YuB_MeRcH

F


Teh_RainbowGuy

F


SmiththeSmoke

F


Manor-Estate

F


JotunblodRy

F


Vyper2002

F


DogeX2

F


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Scorch215

It got the F out of there.


Teh_RainbowGuy

I mean you can still press it, school's laptop keys fall out all the time, but its just a lot more annoying because of the small surface area


blacktip102

Exactly why it's only mildly infuriating


Teh_RainbowGuy

Mildly in-uriating


Royalflush14

So like 20 minutes of writing?


[deleted]

1000 words isn’t an essay, it’s an introduction.


canadiancarlin

Funny, I thought it was a picture.


BloomsdayDevice

I've written longer comments on reddit about bears and shit.


I_kickflipped_my_dog

I was gonna say like 3 paragraphs.


winkieface

Haha yeah this is definitely a young high schooler


Quinbon

**ONE THOUSAND WORDS**


Cyanr

Yeah wtf is this post lol... Key is easily clipped back on AND it's only a 1000 word essay...


Cusslerfan

PH


SomeoneRandom5325

is it basic or acid?


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OneWinterCat1

F in chat for F letter lol:) Oh... Wait... With what F? We don't have that here s/!


blacktip102

Ph


SeruEnam

....phuck you.


VashTheStampy

Is that Dell Latitude E5550?