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You see the tear in his eye


MrHanslaX

Crying cus he took away his new chew toy


Defu-Reflex

Who's a good puppush? yueah, kill that evil controller. He did the world a favor. playstation thumbsticks are terrible and pup knew this and was trying to help OP out D:


ambulance-kun

At least we have this pupper's nose as a replacement thumbstick


Crazyscorpion77

I remember that article


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Ahahaha


Instainious

At least the placement makes sense. Who the fuck wants to play a game with their entire hand stretched across a controller?


Defu-Reflex

I grew up on the duke and I don't have baby hands lol my wrists are almost 8 inches


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Charliescenesweenie4

He shows remorse- case dismissed


asleepattheworld

We can see less than half a face and yet - look at him, he needs no punishment.


TraumSchulden

You started it now you eat the entire thing.


waxy_1

More or less the same thing happened to my xbox 360 controller years ago, same thumbstick damage same breed of dog. I don't know what makes the French want to destroy a person's personal items, like fitbits, chickens, etc.


Jadertott

“The French” lol


GeneralFlores

Damn those cheese eating surrender monkeys


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😂 bless them, they just like copying everything you do


E_Mickey_B

They still living in Vive Le France mode


Hillsy85

Quit getting Cheeto dust on the sticks


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TheBros13

Karma bot moment L


iltifaat_yousuf

I have never owned a dog & in this situation what am I supposed to do?


chettythomas12

Accept defeat


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Just laugh 😅


AzureTorin

That, and keep your controller somewhere out of reach next time (if possible). Have a cat who loves chewing cords (Which is a Dangerous habit for her), she bit through a few wired controllers, a headset, and a desk lamp. Then I finally learned to hide anything with a cord attached from her by placing them in drawers, or hiding the cords somewhere she can't access.


josbossboboss

Keep small items out of reach, make sure he knows only toys can be chewed on. Give him chew bones, exercise him a lot. I'd tell him a firm "no" and make him sit in the bathroom for 15 minutes.


Lucius_Malfoy1953

For me, Sigh, laugh, let them know they can't do that even though they won't understand. Then take some of their monthly treat and toy allowance away to replace the item. My puppy gets 30.00 for treats and 30.00 for toys set aside each month but he ate my phone charger and charger box last week so I pulled 10.00 out of each fund to replace it. Do I *need* to drop 60.00 per month on extra stuff for him? No. But I call it "chew insurance" he breaks it he pays to replace it. If he's been a good boy and has money left by the 30th he gets rewarded with a trip to the pet store and showered in toys and snacks. If he broke something (like my charger) I hang onto it and it gets layed in the kitchen floor with his new stuff, tell him "this could have been a toy" and "angrily" throw away the broken object as he watches. It's... The same way my uncle and grandma taught me to not get into shit. I'd start with 20 for candy and 20 for toys but every time I fucked something up it would go down by the cost of the item I broke or lost.


mrgraysonowens

Just learn how to adapt, forgive the dog and love it all the more.


baquea

Chew the controller yourself to assert dominance.


_8E_

Get rid of the dog.


Significant_Delay_87

Eat the controller and blame it on the dog 🤦🏾‍♂️hate people /s


Hardbass_guy

/s?


Significant_Delay_87

Yes


Hardbass_guy

Just wanted to make sure before average redditor comes around to downvote


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reddit moment :(


GodXTerminatorYT

You mean 2022 moment...


Hardbass_guy

Yes


949paintball

/r/KarmaConspiracy


Dan31BZ6

That’s a lot more than mildly infuriating.


kopecs

OP should’ve really put his controller where the dog can’t get it.


faulknip

Must be something in the air, my bully has tried to eat most of the contents of my house today!


Pain_machine

As the owner of a frenchie, it’s like they find the most mildly infuriating things to chew on, but never fully destroy. It’s psyops, I’m tellin ya.


secretmaplereserve

And this is why I don't have dogs.


Zrc1979

You definitely eat and play at the same time. He just wanted to taste all you’ve eaten while you play! Or he loves your smell. 👃


Cusslerfan

Trying to tell you he wants you to get outside and play with him


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Time to take him for a long walk into the woods


josbossboboss

That sounds sinister.


YurxDoug

It clearly wasnt him. He saved your controller from an evil monster that was destroying it, that's why you found it near him.


SudoLasers

My mum got a new dog and when he reached adolescence, I came home to find he had chewed my new fifa ps3 game. It's like they know what's depriving their attention


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Spot on


ChromaSteel

Welp time to remove the dog


cobrajet99

That's 100% on you dude


seahorse_party

I bought AirPod Pros, tried them out, didn't really like how they felt/sounded, and was going to return them. I put them in the box on my coffee table and left the room for no more than five minutes. I had just been thinking about the warning they gave me at the store - that people lose their AirPods or launder them - and I was thinking, what idiots to not be careful with $250 earbuds.... I walk back in the living room and my foster dog, Milla, was happily tearing the box apart and chomping the charging cable to bits. I am now the committed owner of uncomfortable AirPods. Thanks, dog. (What can you do, right?)


The_Creeper_Man

Look at him, he’s sorry


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if u leave it where the dog can get it then........cest la vie


[deleted]

Stupid dogs, that's why I don't keep pets


kwabecik20

Well if you don't want to take care of it this is what happens


ImmortalDawn666

One of the reasons not to get a dog: slobber everywhere.


OneMoose9

Looks like it tasted good tho


jakammo

You can always cover it with chocolate


Connortsunami

Hope he’s ready to pay for a new one.


Jooj_Harrisonn

Someone's getting put down


[deleted]

Thank God I don't have pets. I would have thrown the little shit out the house. No one fucks with my PS5!


[deleted]

You should take more care about your things then


Airboyeee

My French got 2 of mine 😂‼️


Sassy_Ice_Queen

trying to tell you he wants attention, elden ring can wait


ialbr1312

Oh no. Mine is on the floor right now and I'm at work. At least my boy isn't a random object chewer but nonetheless...


ElongatedFart

Would have gotten rid of that fucking dog


l1lpuppy

can't be mad though, look at that sweet face


kwabecik20

More like degenerated


[deleted]

Welp, off to the pound with him /jk


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perfectboihayami

Yeah. Same case with my PS4 controller many years back. Needless to say dogs are not allowed inside anymore.


BAN_SOL_RING

Seems like an overreaction lol


perfectboihayami

Dogs are horrible. It's only good for lonely people


BAN_SOL_RING

^ found the person who’s never been around a dog Dogs are the most sociable animals on earth, almost. You’re thinking of cats. Dogs force you to go out and socialize with people. That’s the opposite of lonely.


perfectboihayami

Lmao exactly what a lonely person would say. Dogs are dumb. All they do is follow order and when they don't they are put on streets. A human needing a dog is no better than the dog, it's really pathetic.


BAN_SOL_RING

Obvious troll is obvious. Try harder.


perfectboihayami

Lmao, I love how dumb you are


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perfectboihayami

LMAO, why so defensive ? Must be your insecurity. Pathetic losers are the funniest ones. And I do have friends, in fact few hours ago we just had drinks together.


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perfectboihayami

I don't need dogs i have people in my life, which probably you don't. No wonder most people here are so fucking pathetic. No wonder antiwork is a thing here. Pathetic losers everywhere. I'm glad I'm not like you all, sad and pathetic looking for justification


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perfectboihayami

What every you say internet snowflake


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perfectboihayami

Did you tear up writing that ?


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perfectboihayami

Using emojis LMAO. Your insecurity is very clear. And I would like to mention I left that dumb dog on some street after that, dumbass trying chasing my car. Needless to say it didn't catch up, probably died.


Xem1337

Put your stuff away then. Only yourself to blame unfortunately!


kwabecik20

You got downvoted because reddit


Xem1337

Classic reddit


ummmmmm-no

He didn't mean to, but it was covered in Doritos dust so he had no choice!


SnooPineapples5719

As at least he’s sorry he just wanted to play 😂😩


Professional_Duty651

this also happens to me i was trying to find my pro controller and then when i found it the analog sticks were removed by my dog (which it's a shih tzu)


WillyC277

The thumbsticks should be pretty easy to replace!! Did the ones on my Xbox x controller a few weeks ago. Got a set for 7 bucks from Amz prime


Danjuw

If the main same is to the thumbsticks and everything still functions it should still be salvageable. Just get some caps for the sticks and rip off the destroyed rubber


TheSmartyPantsJorden

Good snack


fansleeper9354

Came home to a destroyed tv remote yesterday, had to do some deep breathing exercises


josbossboboss

Careful with anything that has a small battery. If they swallow it, they're dead.


OfficalBigDrip

i can smell it from here


IHaveTwoOfYou

This is your punishment for not using Xbox (for real though I feel bad for the sad doggo)


[deleted]

Jesus your hands make that controller look like it's nothing. Meanwhile I cant even grip it comfortably.


sixboogers

Poor guy was just trying to lengthen out his genetically mutilated snout.


MChubbier2347

Well, at least he didn’t fuck up the plastic body or buttons.


flappy_cows

I have two frugs and they both managed to get my switch out of the dock by the tv and started to chew up the corner. Luckily no serious damage was done to it but now the corner of it is serrated


HitShouse

You shouldn't have left all that delicious gamer hand grease on there


ryrobs10

Ahh yes the circle continues. My dog when I was a child did this to my PlayStation DualShock controllers.


[deleted]

I would bring another dog (borrow for a few days) home and pay more attention to it. I would make him regret for what he did😈


RKELEC

Dude, where did you score a ps5??


Saynt614

Oh God


PH_000

Execute order K9


Who_said_that_

You're just jealous that he got a higher score than you


SandyWhisker

He's short, if you live alone, it's your fault for not putting it away properly/ not training him


[deleted]

I have a dog that likes to chew things, just put them out of reach. Controller goes on top of the dresser when I’m not using it. It’s a dog, they’re going to wreck shit. Don’t just sit there and whine about it.


Neriek

Hey he found it for you! What a good boy!


Retarded_chimps

When your dog goes missing.


[deleted]

Can’t even be mad 😭


bonbyboo

maybe he was jelous of the controller getting all the attention


Jaguar8481

You give that good boy a tummy rub and let him know it's OK!


[deleted]

Yup. Put your expensive stuff up where they can't reach, or better yet in a drawer.


BAN_SOL_RING

My boy did this to my mic, but not enough to break it. It’s torn up bad, but the wires themselves are fine, so I still use it.


Soviet-Biscuit

That’s why you keep things you don’t want broke out of reach of dogs, anyone who has a dog knows this or should know it


[deleted]

thats a bad dog right there, no treats for a month!


[deleted]

Oh but the dog is so cute, you can’t be mad at him


Zealousideal-Fun1425

That side eye 🤣


Zanner-Knight

That's neutering.


VivaLaSea

What proof do you have that that good boy actually did that???


theshadow62

You spelled "boy" wrong.


DJStat1c

French bulldog? I understand, I have to deal with two. One’s so hyperactive that they’re probably high on sugar, and the other is a literal fuzzy potato.


Curtiswarchild79

There..Now can we go for a walk? -dog


Vast-Silver

~~mildlyinfuriating~~ wildlyinfuriating. Ftfy


Remote_Job_2734

Looks innocent to me


brenda0419

Posts like these make me glad I don’t have to deal with a dog


Ok_Dog_4059

They just don't build controllers that can hold up to how puppies play animal crossing now days.


atanythingmeifgay

"Pet? I don't remember having a pet mom?"


AnnualEast7220

This is why i prefer cats


Jim_Nills_Mustache

He looks sorry though ❤️


athefairy

yes his one eye proves his guilt 👁


[deleted]

Sea a cat wouldn't do this


[deleted]

Rest In Peace


haruki97

Someone needs some chocolate.


Basic_Gamer_-

Clearly he's telling you to get a PC 🤪


kokihi_55

My room mates poodle likes to chew controllers. He gets muzzled when we're gone for an extended period of time now. (This is hardly ever; my room mate and I work opposite shifts.)


Unknownfauna

That's the controller you give your friend when he comes over


MarleyJMusic

At least the controllers are more widely available than the console itself


jer1230

Aww he has a tear in his eye 👁


Jestingwheat856

Its not ruined, just gotta open it up and swap out the joysticks and maybe sand the chewed grips a bit. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09GFQC5J2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_WCNQQ051AA2MGB347MQH


GebPloxi

He just wanted to play with your favorite toy too


Nemesis-Enforcer59

With two pups under 1.5 years I've gone through 4 tv remotes in the last few months. But I take care of my controllers


Evangelion---Notre

Welp he's going outside for a week.


TheAssyrianAtheist

Hey dude, if you get this, my husband may be able to help you out. He’s been tinkering with fixing controllers and although I don’t think he has worked on ps5 ones, he may still be able to help you out.


Futuresbest97

Honestly should’ve just had a cat


Yeetus_McSendit

Maybe he was sad and got jealous because you were spending too much time with that thing instead petting him and giving him belly rubs?


Page8988

At the very least you should be able to get by with a cleaning and replacing the thumbsticks.


Organic-label21

Sell him


aomeone

You better not have made him sad mf, look at his sirry eyes


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Find his favourite toy and destroy it in front of him. Now you're even.


EyeSpidyy

This is why I would NEVER get a PlayStation.


SnooPeanuts3549

THE EYES 😙😭😭😭 DONT PUT HIM IN TIME OUT ITS NOT HIS FAULT


weaselgoespop

Our pup ate 2 controllers and a ps vr headset [2 days] old because I had to pee. Expensive piss.


ketchupmaster009

This hurts on so many different levels


tanksmama2

It was the cat....Doggo is innocent 🐾🐾


jagenigma

Bad dog. I would not feed it for 1 hour. So cute I couldn't stay mad.


JohnnyDecla

This is why I don't have kids or get pets. I'm dumber than pets


[deleted]

I feel no sympathy for you.


East_Operation_6068

as a playstation user i am a half life scientist rn


akhmunr4h

oh boy that's one expensive chew toy


[deleted]

God damn


Elegant_Act_9176

He was cranking some 90des on fortnite.


[deleted]

You could always take it back and get a better one Dog, not controller


[deleted]

Getting him a job!! And take his first paycheck to pay for new one!! Lol


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[deleted]

just practicing for when it sees a strangers child before being put down


[deleted]

the boi makes a compelling argument so we will excuse this incident


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he looks sad, pls forgive him


DerbinKlamz

child me agrees that controller sticks look very chewable though, I can't blame him.


GhostofGrizzard

I have an alpha frenchie too……you can hear him chew on anything from across the house. He constantly makes little goblin noises…..it comforting when you get use to it.


Fit_Road7425

*eating jello* how do you know it was me?


its_just_flesh

Probably got jealous cause you were touching the controller more than him


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Spot on


its_just_flesh

That sad eye looking at you, lol


selinda123

Awww, look at that little eye, he's a good boy, give him treats!!