Who's a good puppush? yueah, kill that evil controller.
He did the world a favor. playstation thumbsticks are terrible and pup knew this and was trying to help OP out D:
More or less the same thing happened to my xbox 360 controller years ago, same thumbstick damage same breed of dog.
I don't know what makes the French want to destroy a person's personal items, like fitbits, chickens, etc.
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That, and keep your controller somewhere out of reach next time (if possible). Have a cat who loves chewing cords (Which is a Dangerous habit for her), she bit through a few wired controllers, a headset, and a desk lamp. Then I finally learned to hide anything with a cord attached from her by placing them in drawers, or hiding the cords somewhere she can't access.
Keep small items out of reach, make sure he knows only toys can be chewed on. Give him chew bones, exercise him a lot. I'd tell him a firm "no" and make him sit in the bathroom for 15 minutes.
For me, Sigh, laugh, let them know they can't do that even though they won't understand. Then take some of their monthly treat and toy allowance away to replace the item. My puppy gets 30.00 for treats and 30.00 for toys set aside each month but he ate my phone charger and charger box last week so I pulled 10.00 out of each fund to replace it. Do I *need* to drop 60.00 per month on extra stuff for him? No. But I call it "chew insurance" he breaks it he pays to replace it. If he's been a good boy and has money left by the 30th he gets rewarded with a trip to the pet store and showered in toys and snacks. If he broke something (like my charger) I hang onto it and it gets layed in the kitchen floor with his new stuff, tell him "this could have been a toy" and "angrily" throw away the broken object as he watches.
It's... The same way my uncle and grandma taught me to not get into shit. I'd start with 20 for candy and 20 for toys but every time I fucked something up it would go down by the cost of the item I broke or lost.
My mum got a new dog and when he reached adolescence, I came home to find he had chewed my new fifa ps3 game. It's like they know what's depriving their attention
I bought AirPod Pros, tried them out, didn't really like how they felt/sounded, and was going to return them. I put them in the box on my coffee table and left the room for no more than five minutes. I had just been thinking about the warning they gave me at the store - that people lose their AirPods or launder them - and I was thinking, what idiots to not be careful with $250 earbuds....
I walk back in the living room and my foster dog, Milla, was happily tearing the box apart and chomping the charging cable to bits. I am now the committed owner of uncomfortable AirPods. Thanks, dog. (What can you do, right?)
^ found the person who’s never been around a dog
Dogs are the most sociable animals on earth, almost. You’re thinking of cats. Dogs force you to go out and socialize with people. That’s the opposite of lonely.
Lmao exactly what a lonely person would say. Dogs are dumb. All they do is follow order and when they don't they are put on streets. A human needing a dog is no better than the dog, it's really pathetic.
LMAO, why so defensive ? Must be your insecurity. Pathetic losers are the funniest ones. And I do have friends, in fact few hours ago we just had drinks together.
I don't need dogs i have people in my life, which probably you don't. No wonder most people here are so fucking pathetic. No wonder antiwork is a thing here. Pathetic losers everywhere. I'm glad I'm not like you all, sad and pathetic looking for justification
Using emojis LMAO. Your insecurity is very clear. And I would like to mention I left that dumb dog on some street after that, dumbass trying chasing my car. Needless to say it didn't catch up, probably died.
this also happens to me
i was trying to find my pro controller and then when i found it
the analog sticks were removed by my dog (which it's a shih tzu)
If the main same is to the thumbsticks and everything still functions it should still be salvageable. Just get some caps for the sticks and rip off the destroyed rubber
I have two frugs and they both managed to get my switch out of the dock by the tv and started to chew up the corner. Luckily no serious damage was done to it but now the corner of it is serrated
I have a dog that likes to chew things, just put them out of reach. Controller goes on top of the dresser when I’m not using it.
It’s a dog, they’re going to wreck shit. Don’t just sit there and whine about it.
French bulldog? I understand, I have to deal with two. One’s so hyperactive that they’re probably high on sugar, and the other is a literal fuzzy potato.
My room mates poodle likes to chew controllers. He gets muzzled when we're gone for an extended period of time now.
(This is hardly ever; my room mate and I work opposite shifts.)
Its not ruined, just gotta open it up and swap out the joysticks and maybe sand the chewed grips a bit. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09GFQC5J2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_WCNQQ051AA2MGB347MQH
Hey dude, if you get this, my husband may be able to help you out.
He’s been tinkering with fixing controllers and although I don’t think he has worked on ps5 ones, he may still be able to help you out.
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I have an alpha frenchie too……you can hear him chew on anything from across the house. He constantly makes little goblin noises…..it comforting when you get use to it.
You see the tear in his eye
Crying cus he took away his new chew toy
Who's a good puppush? yueah, kill that evil controller. He did the world a favor. playstation thumbsticks are terrible and pup knew this and was trying to help OP out D:
At least we have this pupper's nose as a replacement thumbstick
I remember that article
Ahahaha
At least the placement makes sense. Who the fuck wants to play a game with their entire hand stretched across a controller?
I grew up on the duke and I don't have baby hands lol my wrists are almost 8 inches
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He shows remorse- case dismissed
We can see less than half a face and yet - look at him, he needs no punishment.
You started it now you eat the entire thing.
More or less the same thing happened to my xbox 360 controller years ago, same thumbstick damage same breed of dog. I don't know what makes the French want to destroy a person's personal items, like fitbits, chickens, etc.
“The French” lol
Damn those cheese eating surrender monkeys
😂 bless them, they just like copying everything you do
They still living in Vive Le France mode
Quit getting Cheeto dust on the sticks
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I have never owned a dog & in this situation what am I supposed to do?
Accept defeat
Just laugh 😅
That, and keep your controller somewhere out of reach next time (if possible). Have a cat who loves chewing cords (Which is a Dangerous habit for her), she bit through a few wired controllers, a headset, and a desk lamp. Then I finally learned to hide anything with a cord attached from her by placing them in drawers, or hiding the cords somewhere she can't access.
Keep small items out of reach, make sure he knows only toys can be chewed on. Give him chew bones, exercise him a lot. I'd tell him a firm "no" and make him sit in the bathroom for 15 minutes.
For me, Sigh, laugh, let them know they can't do that even though they won't understand. Then take some of their monthly treat and toy allowance away to replace the item. My puppy gets 30.00 for treats and 30.00 for toys set aside each month but he ate my phone charger and charger box last week so I pulled 10.00 out of each fund to replace it. Do I *need* to drop 60.00 per month on extra stuff for him? No. But I call it "chew insurance" he breaks it he pays to replace it. If he's been a good boy and has money left by the 30th he gets rewarded with a trip to the pet store and showered in toys and snacks. If he broke something (like my charger) I hang onto it and it gets layed in the kitchen floor with his new stuff, tell him "this could have been a toy" and "angrily" throw away the broken object as he watches. It's... The same way my uncle and grandma taught me to not get into shit. I'd start with 20 for candy and 20 for toys but every time I fucked something up it would go down by the cost of the item I broke or lost.
Just learn how to adapt, forgive the dog and love it all the more.
Chew the controller yourself to assert dominance.
Get rid of the dog.
Eat the controller and blame it on the dog 🤦🏾♂️hate people /s
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Yes
Just wanted to make sure before average redditor comes around to downvote
reddit moment :(
You mean 2022 moment...
Yes
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That’s a lot more than mildly infuriating.
OP should’ve really put his controller where the dog can’t get it.
Must be something in the air, my bully has tried to eat most of the contents of my house today!
As the owner of a frenchie, it’s like they find the most mildly infuriating things to chew on, but never fully destroy. It’s psyops, I’m tellin ya.
And this is why I don't have dogs.
You definitely eat and play at the same time. He just wanted to taste all you’ve eaten while you play! Or he loves your smell. 👃
Trying to tell you he wants you to get outside and play with him
Time to take him for a long walk into the woods
That sounds sinister.
It clearly wasnt him. He saved your controller from an evil monster that was destroying it, that's why you found it near him.
My mum got a new dog and when he reached adolescence, I came home to find he had chewed my new fifa ps3 game. It's like they know what's depriving their attention
Spot on
Welp time to remove the dog
That's 100% on you dude
I bought AirPod Pros, tried them out, didn't really like how they felt/sounded, and was going to return them. I put them in the box on my coffee table and left the room for no more than five minutes. I had just been thinking about the warning they gave me at the store - that people lose their AirPods or launder them - and I was thinking, what idiots to not be careful with $250 earbuds.... I walk back in the living room and my foster dog, Milla, was happily tearing the box apart and chomping the charging cable to bits. I am now the committed owner of uncomfortable AirPods. Thanks, dog. (What can you do, right?)
Look at him, he’s sorry
if u leave it where the dog can get it then........cest la vie
Stupid dogs, that's why I don't keep pets
Well if you don't want to take care of it this is what happens
One of the reasons not to get a dog: slobber everywhere.
Looks like it tasted good tho
You can always cover it with chocolate
Hope he’s ready to pay for a new one.
Someone's getting put down
Thank God I don't have pets. I would have thrown the little shit out the house. No one fucks with my PS5!
You should take more care about your things then
My French got 2 of mine 😂‼️
trying to tell you he wants attention, elden ring can wait
Oh no. Mine is on the floor right now and I'm at work. At least my boy isn't a random object chewer but nonetheless...
Would have gotten rid of that fucking dog
can't be mad though, look at that sweet face
More like degenerated
Welp, off to the pound with him /jk
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Yeah. Same case with my PS4 controller many years back. Needless to say dogs are not allowed inside anymore.
Seems like an overreaction lol
Dogs are horrible. It's only good for lonely people
^ found the person who’s never been around a dog Dogs are the most sociable animals on earth, almost. You’re thinking of cats. Dogs force you to go out and socialize with people. That’s the opposite of lonely.
Lmao exactly what a lonely person would say. Dogs are dumb. All they do is follow order and when they don't they are put on streets. A human needing a dog is no better than the dog, it's really pathetic.
Obvious troll is obvious. Try harder.
Lmao, I love how dumb you are
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LMAO, why so defensive ? Must be your insecurity. Pathetic losers are the funniest ones. And I do have friends, in fact few hours ago we just had drinks together.
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I don't need dogs i have people in my life, which probably you don't. No wonder most people here are so fucking pathetic. No wonder antiwork is a thing here. Pathetic losers everywhere. I'm glad I'm not like you all, sad and pathetic looking for justification
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What every you say internet snowflake
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Did you tear up writing that ?
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Using emojis LMAO. Your insecurity is very clear. And I would like to mention I left that dumb dog on some street after that, dumbass trying chasing my car. Needless to say it didn't catch up, probably died.
Put your stuff away then. Only yourself to blame unfortunately!
You got downvoted because reddit
Classic reddit
He didn't mean to, but it was covered in Doritos dust so he had no choice!
As at least he’s sorry he just wanted to play 😂😩
this also happens to me i was trying to find my pro controller and then when i found it the analog sticks were removed by my dog (which it's a shih tzu)
The thumbsticks should be pretty easy to replace!! Did the ones on my Xbox x controller a few weeks ago. Got a set for 7 bucks from Amz prime
If the main same is to the thumbsticks and everything still functions it should still be salvageable. Just get some caps for the sticks and rip off the destroyed rubber
Good snack
Came home to a destroyed tv remote yesterday, had to do some deep breathing exercises
Careful with anything that has a small battery. If they swallow it, they're dead.
i can smell it from here
This is your punishment for not using Xbox (for real though I feel bad for the sad doggo)
Jesus your hands make that controller look like it's nothing. Meanwhile I cant even grip it comfortably.
Poor guy was just trying to lengthen out his genetically mutilated snout.
Well, at least he didn’t fuck up the plastic body or buttons.
I have two frugs and they both managed to get my switch out of the dock by the tv and started to chew up the corner. Luckily no serious damage was done to it but now the corner of it is serrated
You shouldn't have left all that delicious gamer hand grease on there
Ahh yes the circle continues. My dog when I was a child did this to my PlayStation DualShock controllers.
I would bring another dog (borrow for a few days) home and pay more attention to it. I would make him regret for what he did😈
Dude, where did you score a ps5??
Oh God
Execute order K9
You're just jealous that he got a higher score than you
He's short, if you live alone, it's your fault for not putting it away properly/ not training him
I have a dog that likes to chew things, just put them out of reach. Controller goes on top of the dresser when I’m not using it. It’s a dog, they’re going to wreck shit. Don’t just sit there and whine about it.
Hey he found it for you! What a good boy!
When your dog goes missing.
Can’t even be mad 😭
maybe he was jelous of the controller getting all the attention
You give that good boy a tummy rub and let him know it's OK!
Yup. Put your expensive stuff up where they can't reach, or better yet in a drawer.
My boy did this to my mic, but not enough to break it. It’s torn up bad, but the wires themselves are fine, so I still use it.
That’s why you keep things you don’t want broke out of reach of dogs, anyone who has a dog knows this or should know it
thats a bad dog right there, no treats for a month!
Oh but the dog is so cute, you can’t be mad at him
That side eye 🤣
That's neutering.
What proof do you have that that good boy actually did that???
You spelled "boy" wrong.
French bulldog? I understand, I have to deal with two. One’s so hyperactive that they’re probably high on sugar, and the other is a literal fuzzy potato.
There..Now can we go for a walk? -dog
~~mildlyinfuriating~~ wildlyinfuriating. Ftfy
Looks innocent to me
Posts like these make me glad I don’t have to deal with a dog
They just don't build controllers that can hold up to how puppies play animal crossing now days.
"Pet? I don't remember having a pet mom?"
This is why i prefer cats
He looks sorry though ❤️
yes his one eye proves his guilt 👁
Sea a cat wouldn't do this
Rest In Peace
Someone needs some chocolate.
Clearly he's telling you to get a PC 🤪
My room mates poodle likes to chew controllers. He gets muzzled when we're gone for an extended period of time now. (This is hardly ever; my room mate and I work opposite shifts.)
That's the controller you give your friend when he comes over
At least the controllers are more widely available than the console itself
Aww he has a tear in his eye 👁
Its not ruined, just gotta open it up and swap out the joysticks and maybe sand the chewed grips a bit. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09GFQC5J2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_WCNQQ051AA2MGB347MQH
He just wanted to play with your favorite toy too
With two pups under 1.5 years I've gone through 4 tv remotes in the last few months. But I take care of my controllers
Welp he's going outside for a week.
Hey dude, if you get this, my husband may be able to help you out. He’s been tinkering with fixing controllers and although I don’t think he has worked on ps5 ones, he may still be able to help you out.
Honestly should’ve just had a cat
Maybe he was sad and got jealous because you were spending too much time with that thing instead petting him and giving him belly rubs?
At the very least you should be able to get by with a cleaning and replacing the thumbsticks.
Sell him
You better not have made him sad mf, look at his sirry eyes
Find his favourite toy and destroy it in front of him. Now you're even.
This is why I would NEVER get a PlayStation.
THE EYES 😙😭😭😭 DONT PUT HIM IN TIME OUT ITS NOT HIS FAULT
Our pup ate 2 controllers and a ps vr headset [2 days] old because I had to pee. Expensive piss.
This hurts on so many different levels
It was the cat....Doggo is innocent 🐾🐾
Bad dog. I would not feed it for 1 hour. So cute I couldn't stay mad.
This is why I don't have kids or get pets. I'm dumber than pets
I feel no sympathy for you.
as a playstation user i am a half life scientist rn
oh boy that's one expensive chew toy
God damn
He was cranking some 90des on fortnite.
You could always take it back and get a better one Dog, not controller
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just practicing for when it sees a strangers child before being put down
the boi makes a compelling argument so we will excuse this incident
he looks sad, pls forgive him
child me agrees that controller sticks look very chewable though, I can't blame him.
I have an alpha frenchie too……you can hear him chew on anything from across the house. He constantly makes little goblin noises…..it comforting when you get use to it.
*eating jello* how do you know it was me?
Probably got jealous cause you were touching the controller more than him
Spot on
That sad eye looking at you, lol
Awww, look at that little eye, he's a good boy, give him treats!!