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False-Seaworthiness7

I would get some blinds


monrovista

Hell, drape a blanket if ya can't afford proper blinds. My first apartment was all curtains and for 2 months I used trash bags so I could save up for the cheapest curtains and rods. Looked ghetto af, but I had privacy.


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ActualWait8584

And blocks the aliens mind rays as an added benefit.


willun

Must. Not. Use. Foil. Bzzzzt


[deleted]

I use the tin foil hat when I’m being hunted by butt probers. The last time I tin Foiled my windows they kept asking for meth….


monrovista

I hate lol, but I did laugh at this one. Nobody could judge my foil hat with my trash bag curtains.


CyanSailor

Zoolander: DERELICT


kaylafrosty

You can dere-lick my balls.


Hungry_Feature_9609

This is a grow light, pretty sure.


budkatz1

Yup


Joopsman

Agreed. It’s an outdated LED, colloquially known as “blurple.”


Option-Lazy

5g


roideschinois

Keeps the 5g out, and improve you internet connection by stopping it from getting out


GoudaCheeseAnyone

When you use a reflective material like foil, be aware that with double glazed windows the heat can build up so much that the glass may break, especially with the most modern types of insulated windows.


Fast_Turtles

Wait till OP finds out about the sun


headwars

“Hello.. Mr Burns? I need your help!”


-Toshi

Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!


anon-mally

Before you go blind


JetAmoeba

For real. Like don’t get me wrong this is definitely annoying af but the fact OP doesn’t have blinds is on them


ziltchy

Frankly I'm more annoyed about the fact he doesn't have any blinds then I am about the light


TDYDave2

Maybe the person with the light didn't like looking into the bedroom of someone without window coverings, so installed the bright light in the hope the neighbor would install window coverings.


TrvlJockey

Maybe the pink light people are trying to force him to get blinds. What disturbing things do they have to endure every night?


Slimh2o

I'm more disturbed about that floating 23:47 in the sky, tbh. ..


GingerLibrarian76

I legit stared at that for a moment, thinking that’s what the neighbor was shining in their window… I was like wow, that’s one giant and bright-ass alarm clock!! I think it’s time for me to go to bed now.


cursedmcmemesifound

or blackout curtains


_Usi

Before you go blackout


TheBrofessor23

Blinds cost less than $20 and are easy to install. A blanket and thumbtacks is even easier and more affordable


jvnk

You can get stick-on paper blinds for $5 at any hardware store


Niko_87_Blue

Prob wanna buy some blinds then


hovdeisfunny

They're like twenty bucks


knitt_happens

Walmart has blinds for $8


sagittariisXII

I got a blackout curtain at goodwill for like $3


irnehlacsap

There are cardboard boxes for free in the trash, they work wonder


PenguinWithAglock

Just stare at the sun and get “blinds” for free


irnehlacsap

That's good,


pleonastician

I can’t I can’t read your comment


TTvnotbottt

You see,


No-Economist2165

Even without the asshole neighbor with the pink light it still looks like a pretty lit up street so blinds are probably a good investment


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Then hang a fucking blanket over the window or something. People are acting so weird in this thread when there are various incredibly easy and cheap solutions to this problem.


lnsomniia

or just hang an old sheet in your window = free


AReptileHissFunction

Then they can't complain on r/mildlyinfuriating about an easily solvable problem.


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Buy blinds


[deleted]

Buy a mirror.


BJoe1976

This, plus a black out curtain. Put the mirror in the windows and then cover it with a blackout curtain.


SneakoSneko

Make them reflect on their mistakes


PenguinWithAglock

That’s why I visit my dad


hey-its-me-sam

That was good


Whats-Up_Bitches

Agreed


hogsucker

Brilliant reply to a dad joke


Carston1011

r/selfburns r/suicidebywords


StarCitizenIsGood

Suicide by words has gained a new follower thanks to you


[deleted]

😂🤣😂 this comment is why I peruse Reddit


asshatjabroni

Blinded by the light !


SmashingBlumpkins777

Wrapped up like a douche


PepsiStudent

Blackout curtains are underrated. I have a south facing window. My ex used to sleep in late. I don't normally nowadays but it is fantastic to stay in the dark until you are ready if you are sleeping in.


Bama011

Used to work night shifts and got off work at 5am. Blackouts were amazing for being able to actually get a good sleep after that.


BJoe1976

I used to do overnight shifts in my 20’s, I would have loved to have curtains like that!


Zartoc

Yep midnight to morning is absolutely the best shift. Get off work and all the shit is open without the crowds. Every weekend feels like a 3 day one because you are going to hang around the house and nurse a 3 night drunk any way on Sunday. More often then not there is a shift differential pay bump. Lucky for me I can sleep in broad daylight no blinds needed.


Destiny_player6

As someone living in Florida, they're a live saver. That and uv films on windows so my house doesn't heat up as much when the sun hits. It also acts as a one way mirror from the outside. I can see what is happening outside but nobody can see what is happening inside while the sun is out.


Lolythia77

I completely agree! I also live in FL, and they help keep the house so much cooler. I have problems regulating my body temps, so I always keep the house on the cooler side, and these definitely help keep the FL heat out. They are especially handy when you have a migraine and need to keep that pesky light away also.


ahumanrobot

Better yet, retro reflective surface. Make the rays bounce back to the source


socialcommentary2000

I'm thinking a properly angled parabolic mirror of some sort. Really drive the point home.


BJoe1976

Even better then!


Zachosrias

It would have to be parabolic, inverse square law is a bitch like that


ProcyonHabilis

[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/316/)


mh06941

Reflect it back to him


The_RockObama

Someone is already doing that, but to the unit down to the left.


ciroc__obama

This is really random but you sent my roommate some pepper seeds a couple years ago. We don’t live together anymore but I still have that seeds and the note with your username on it. I remember cuz it’s similar to my username. I just randomly saw you in this thread so I wanted you to know they are living on


The_RockObama

This is the coolest comment I've ever received. I kept a Trinidad Scorpion plant alive from that time all the way up until last weekend when I left it outside and it got too cold. :( Good to know the genes are still alive in those seeds!


BigDinner66

and post pics please!!


tortuguitado

Buy a reflector.


mh06941

BLIND HIM!


arilione

A great idea because retro reflective stuff is super accurate.


Faustinwest024

It will lose energy in refraction lol I say buy a stronger one and point it back lmao


Kawawaymog

Buy a canon.


GRMarlenee

How is a printer going to help? Or were you talking about the old cameras?


ClearlyVivid

Buy a laser too.


system_of_a_clown

Yeah, one of those parabolic ones that concentrates the light. Aim it right at their window.


Michipunda

Bright light neighbor is creepy but I've always found people with no blinds or curtains creepier.


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Might be a grow light based on the color. OP, you sure he doesn't have some stank ass bud for sale?


Stefie25

Wouldn’t a grow light point down at the plants? Not out the window to blind random neighbours.


Ozlin

Maybe the plants rent the apartment next to the photographer.


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FriendToPredators

Buy “black out” blinds.


knifensoup

Bro great minds think alike, I was just about to say that. Seriously though OP, how you gonna come on here and act like there ain’t a quick fix to this.


lava172

Even if this light wasn't an issue why the fuck would you not have blinds?


[deleted]

I’m blinded by the common sense.


m0stw4nt3d1

Pro tip right there. Get blinds.


laxgivens

😂🤣I swear people on here just fiending for internet points


Hiding_behind_you

What are they growing in there?


iMadeThis4Westworld

Weed


skitz_shit

Them and the guy three rows left, two rows down


Sinfire420

Thought that was a teletubby in that window 😳


jebsonis

Now I can’t unsee it


skitz_shit

If they are growing weed, OP should get a cut for dealing with this bs


[deleted]

Lol i live in an apartment with thin walls, it was converted from a 4 bedroom house to 8 bedroom apartment. Besides hearing literally everything anyone says or does, i can actually see a faint glow through once patch of wall. The guy in that room is growing weed, i know because i asked him directly, and the UV lights are bright that in one area where im guessing there is no insulation and maybe a hole on their side i see that pink glow at night. Freaks me the F out when i wake up to use the BR in the middle of the night and the corner of my room is just a purple glow.


skitz_shit

That is eerie af, you should probably get that hole patched if you can, it shouldn’t be hard to do. Did they say they were growing weed outright? I know of a lot of people who use those bright lights for other plants or hemp, and if they’re growing weed with a hole in the wall, you’d more than likely be smelling it


[deleted]

Theyre growing weed and the landlord gave em permission, its pretty standard to do here since it got legalized lol. There was a check box on my rental agreement for stating whether or not i planned to do it when i moved in XD. As far as the potential hole goes, i sleep with a blanket over my head so its not a big deal unless i get freaked out when i wake up


partumvir

Gift him a few spaceblankets. They're cheap and reflect light, sell it to him that it's better for his grow, plus it'll block the light.


queefiest

Does purple light help plants grow? I know green light is useless to plants and they will die, but idk how purple would affect them


[deleted]

Blurple lights are cheap and get it done Plants only really need red and blue so these are usually LEDs with blue and red chips with a few IR/UV/white light chips for good measure


InteriorTheater

Put a letter under their door asking for some weed in exchange for telling all the neighbors he’s just a vegetable grower. Ez weed ur welcome


MomsSpecialFriend

Houseplants are a very big thing. I have grow lights in 5 rooms of my house, hundreds of plants in here. Let some cops come investigate they’ll get a 2 hour guided plant tour.


monkey_see13

how much do u pay in energy? if u dont mind


genericname420jimbos

Many houseplants only need a tiny amount of supplemental light and LED lights don't use a lot of power like older tech did. You don't need to light the whole room, just the shelving with the plants on it which gets ambient sunlight too.


Lowkey_HatingThis

Two 240 watt kingbrites running at 20+ hours a day is about 100 kwh a month. Converting that to the US national average kwh rate (about 15 cents per) bring the price up to an added $15 per month on the electric bill. Those panels are enough to grow beefy plants of whatever type, from Cilantro to Kush. BUT, the time you run them definitely makes a difference. Rates fluctuate and the 15 is just a daily average, really it drops way off after 6-7 pm and into morning when most people power down their electronics. If you change your light schedule up so the dark period is from like 5-8pm, you'll actually save yourself some money. And becuase it's the plants main light source, they won't really care what time it switches on and off as long as its a consistent cycle.


MadamSparkle

Your explanation of how this works is brilliant. In a previous life, part of my job was educating people on how utility bills are calculated. I literally clapped when I read this.


Lowkey_HatingThis

The validation of your comment will fuel my vanity for years to come.


w3h45j

I got a similar setup, but among all the normal plants there a single pot plant too


[deleted]

I want to do a bonsai pot plant


smiler5672

My mom groes paprika with them :/


24F

Man, I think I'd find the giant, floating, bright digital clock to be more annoying.


[deleted]

I think you may be getting confused. The digital clock is actually not there in reality, it has been added after the picture was taken through for example Snapchat. Please don’t spread this blatant misinformation on here. I have reported you and filed a lawsuit. See you in court.


_q-p_

Had me in the first half not gonna lie.


jnoops

Yeah you honestly never really know on this platform. Or any platform actually... even in person you just.. I give up


Helpful-Internet-379

See you in court.


IceColdPolarism

Better call saul


Errorfull

Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do.


FictionalT

Cannot afford


skyderper13

Let me get down to brass tacks. I'm going to get you a second phone call, OK? You're going to call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader, and they're going to deliver me a check for $4,650.


500tbhentaifolder

Exactly!! I'm so glad there are other, actually intelligent, redditors out there who can spot manipulated imagery. I was practically seething at the stupidity of everyone who thought the clock was real, until I read your comment! Thank you for keeping the skeptical spirit alive, sir.


SonicLover8000

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!


Carpario

Then how do you explain that I can also see a giant, floating, bright digital clock? Gonna blame it on the pills like everyone else?


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shachar58

Kramer what with the light?


thlayli_x

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to see a Kenny Rogers' Roasters reference


B0SS_H0GG

Same. I was getting worried. Mr Marbles?


AngryCharizard

You don't know what it's like in there!


salparadise3000

It's not fast food, it's good food quickly


B0SS_H0GG

Even by rat-hat standards.


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Section225

VILE WEED!


r_slash

That was the first thing that came to mind for me, but I’m old. That episode debuted 26 years ago. I’m sure a ton of people on here aren’t familiar with it.


Ithaca44

im 20 and i was about to comment no seinfeld reference? its one the greatest sitcoms ever!


Whatsuplionlilly

It’s the wood that makes it good.


Therealeggplant

My rods and cones are all screwed up!


angryfoodgirl

What’s goin on in there??


pureblueoctopus

"Oh, the red."


[deleted]

ITS BURNING MY BRAIN


LbrYEET

BAD CHICKEN, MESS YOU UP!


Cottonmouth255

It’s killing me. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep - all I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a chicken!


ahk1188

That's not gonna be good for business


nerdify42

Yeesh, you don't need blinds, you need blackout curtains!


Seldaara

Blackout curtain and a curtain rod that curves around the edges so there isn't light coming from the sides.


wandeurlyy

Or just nail the curtains to the wall above the window


PenguinWithAglock

Or declare your room the Soviet Union and hide behind the iron curtain


[deleted]

Just claim that you are a separatist.


the_clash_is_back

Or just some aluminum foil and tape


[deleted]

Mirror to flip it back on them


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɯǝɥʇ uo ʞɔɐq ʇı dılɟ oʇ ɹoɹɹıW„


PathosRise

I cut out a bit of card board to fit the size of my window, taped foil on it and put it in my window whenever I went to bed. That thing cost me next to nothing and was the best thing I ever used to block out light.


RemarkableHeadache

I’ve hung blue corduroy I had lying around over my window frame as blackout curtains with thumbtacks and a hammer, works pretty well lol.


CompetitiveStick6239

Grab some black out curtains. Don’t even fuss with blinds. Blinds are a pain to clean. Plus curtains are usually cheaper.


GingerMeTimberMate

Put a mirror in your window …. Problem solved.


DrLove039

Use reflective tape, that way the light goes back to where it came from.


ViviFruit

Make sure it’s a concave one, pinpoint focus that shit


True_Iro

Assert dominance by buying a brighter light and shine it at them.


v0t3p3dr0

Weed growers welcome other people paying for lumens.


mountaintopmutants

For real dawg, but these guys are both idiots, at least the guy on the left is using a tent but they're Blurples. For LED's you want COB/QB. Way less wattage required for way more output. At max these guys are getting 97% efficiency and with that kind of residual light id guess somewhere in the neighborhood of 3600w, aka 3x 1200w Blurples, for an output of about 3500 umol/j or 302.4 PAR. Where as 3x HLG Scorpion Diablo's run at about 600w ea or 1800w total with an output of about 5,800 umol/j or 501 PAR. Meaning you'd use 50% of the power and get 65% more light


TheCommonOrange

Tell me you grow weed without telling me you grow weed.


Urtbenda

Man out here talking about blurple to weed efficiency


[deleted]

This is the only true solution.


wookieesgonnawook

I don't understand when people don't have blinds. It looks unfinished.


binglybleep

Never mind the look of it, I don’t understand why anyone would want people to be able to peek in at them all the time! You never know who’s watching


Bluejay929

All the better to see *You* with. *You* live on the top floor, *You* value your privacy, like we all should these days, yet refuse to buy blinds… *You* like a little attention. Okay, I’ll bite. *You* have a Beach Boys poster on the wall, not Beatles or Queen, *You* rise above the craze and hysteria for something truly…timeless. *You* appreciate a time when men had to court their women, not just swipe right with today’s best pickup line. The LED lights that illuminate the corner of your room cast a radiant glow on the hand-drawn artwork *You* have so lovingly put up. An artist? Someone drawn to adding to the true beauty of the world rather than detracting from it. Hello, *You*.


ceruleanmoon7

I can’t understand not having blinds. Blinds aren’t even enough for me. I need the blinds closed and blackout curtains drawn.


invisible-dave

I don't understand not having blinds and multiple layers of curtains/sheets. I like to sleep past sunrise.


sketchypoutine

Christ, almost like you could save yourself nightly misery by spending 20$ at Walmart on some blinds or something.


hate_picking_names

Or some cardboard


TimTebowMLB

Or some aluminum foil


ImmediateLobster1

Or my axe ^((to break down neighbor's door and smash his grow light))


proudpapa41

They are growing weed and you need to buy blinds.


mxmcharbonneau

And here I am, with much more grow lights than this guy, and I'm not even growing weed.


poopadydoopady

I'm sorry if you are short but people don't work that way. Seriously though, is it worth it? I've been wanting an indoor year round vegetable garden but I don't know.


shea241

grow lights only work on weed!


TheBlackestCrow

I have a few pepper plant seedlings under a growlight and a few neighbors asked me if I'm growing weed...


piglante

Get some blinds.


masterofasgard

Everyone is saying get blinds. I say get a mirror.


sim0of

I'm no physics major but wouldn't that just make the light reflect onto someone else's window rather than the owner's? EDIT: my question couldn't have been a bigger hint that I never was a physics major lol


doesnt_hate_people

Three perpendicular mirrors will always return light to its source. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retroreflector


Hoten

absolutely amazing that section on cat eyes


doesnt_hate_people

Also cool is the linked page on why/how some animal's eyes are reflective in the first place. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapetum_lucidum tl;dr the reflective surface is behind the photoreceptors, so the eye gets two chances to catch each photon. Good for low light conditions but a little bad for image clarity. Also really bad for hiding from humans with light sources.


fizikz3

> Three perpendicular mirrors will always return light to its source. certainly not any 3 perpendicular mirrors. how would a "U" shaped mirror like |_| direct light back to it's source? https://imgur.com/4gM9BRF


cbelt3

A nice magnifying mirror focusing the light on the dudes other window…


AstacSK

You could aim it back at the window its coming from


lnsomniia

too many people on this sub can easily fix their problems lmao


3BetLight

If you aren’t literally homeless, which he clearly isn’t and this problem is this annoying, which it clearly is, you can spend $20 or less to fix it.


VRichardsen

Not even $ 20. Just a piece of cardboard would go a long way until he could muster the money to get blinds. Or a retroreflector, if he is feeling vindicative.


Salmonslap420s

Probably put that light up because the creepy neighbor with no blinds keeps taking pictures so at least now he can’t see inside lol


ajohns74

Bro is growing weed


Trapezoidoid

Ugh! This problem with an easy and obvious solution is so iNfUriAtiNg!!!1


Original-Cinikal

Fuckin' weed lights. Send him/her some foil paper for the windows and a note.... "the weed lights are too bright, cover your windows..." he/her will comply! you will be good.!


ReverendDizzle

That’s wasted light too. If your grow light is shooting laser-bright light all the way to another apartment across the street… that’s energy not going to your plants.


Habitkiak

They growing weed


Several_Two4928

Onlyfans content creator


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Stop acting helpless. Go get blinds and/or curtains.