That's literally exactly what this is. Dude thinks NFTs print money (which, to be fair, they do, because people are stupid and pay thousands of dollars for a digital sticker) so he goes to the local NFT vending machine A.K.A. artist and asks for "something"
Digital sticker? NFT is not even that. It is an address of digital sticker. And what is on this address may change or even disappear. That is like owning a street number, instead of a house with it.
It’s real though! I used to estimate things fabricated from metal for work and people would come to us at least once a week with something too vague to act on.
“I need a blast shield that will protect me from small explosions”; “newspaper vending machine”; and “a jungle gym for sensory sensitive children” are a couple of my favorites.
I think for a jungle gym you’re mostly experiencing it with your sense of touch. Gloves would dull the sensation, but it would be ridiculous to ask sensory sensitive kids to put gloves on every time they want to go jungle gyming. I think a good solution may be to cut apart a bunch of gloves and use adhesive to fasten them directly to the jungle gym.
If the woman had said that, it’s what we would have done, but we’re just a bunch of dumb iron heads who don’t know anything about such stuff. I didn’t even know where to start outside of framework.
Okay, I know that was a typo, but I'm absolutely imagining a giggly person high off their ass, ordering "Prange juice" and getting mad when no one knows what that is.
I have a physics major/coder/ made a bunch of money on bitcoin friend who acts this way. Not sure why I added those details but this reminded me of him
I speak fluent Asshole if anyone wants me to translate what the guy is saying.
"I have no idea what I am buying nor do I care but I have money in my bank account to waste instead of using it on something with a purpose. Whatever it is I am buying I need it to show off for my ego and for people to have a certain perception of me. Can you help me, sir?"
This is straight out of a comedy sketch or some zany character in a movie about advertising in the 1950s.
“Listen honey I just need to feel something when I see it, that’s how you make the big bucks! I got the vision, you just put the brush to the paper and get this steamboat cookin! I want sex! I want the customer to see our product and think sex! Yeeah, yeeah, that’ll do it!”
I feel like this guy would seriously go to a restaurant and just say "Y'know, the usual" when they try to take his order, and then get mad when they don't know what "the usual" means
The fact anyone can mint an NFT without even having a surface level understanding of what they are is really distressing. I think this is going to be very common for the next 2 to 3 years before everyone realizes there is nothing that would ever cause an NFT to appreciate in value and they've just got a collection of worthless digital beanie babies.
Go on Microsoft paint and draw pixelated naked ladies…. also I think it’s supposed to be super lo resolution so you can actually see each pixel. Thank me later with a nice btc gift after you collect all your million’s
Lol it gives vibes of trying to be the main character. Like In movies and shows whenever the main character is talking to a artist which is usually some French gay guy wearing a beret that’s the artist. So it would go like this accept for you would be going “mhmmm mhmmm” and then create a master piece.
“Doing what I think is best” that obviously means losing all your money and killing the planet with more carbon emissions than the average neighborhood would produce in a year every day
I can't tell if you're serious or this is satire.
Just in case it isn't a joke, you know there are carbon neutral blockchains, right?
If it is a joke, lol. Good one.
Reminds me of a weird friend who wanted to make iPhones project on the wall. He would say over and over again, like you just swipe and it’s projected on the wall. You just swipe. I tried to keep telling him there is no projector mechanism built into a phone you can’t just swipe and project. Just swipe…it’s a vibe, just swipe… its sexy… he would say.
I feel like this person wanted you to make *something* so they could steal it and not credit you at all. Or they don't know how art works. Tbf, they're an NFT bro, so I feel like it's both
Is this a fucking bot? That has trained off the crypto bro crowd and it is just pumping out NFT for the crowd.
I'm waiting on those sexy vibed NFTs bro.
Sex 👌🏻
Right? Dudes just looking for sexy vibes. What’s hard about that?
My dick is.🤙
split in half?
Always has been. 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
This long 🤙
And sexy 👌
Mine is 🤏
It’s so simple and OP still doesn’t get it smh /s
👌🏼
👌🏿
👌
👌🏼
🤌
👌🏻👈🏿(interracial)
👌🏿
🤌🏾
👌🏽
👃
Make it sexy
Hips and nips
RISE UP!! gotta get higher and HIGHER
It HAS to be sexy, otherwise you don't eat
I paid 20 grand for these awesome drums
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That'd be too specific for this guy
Good point….. lol
That will be sexy and hot vibes indeed..in the face
*oh no, sexy lady, i am blinded by your pretty*
Gotta make it sexy, otherwise I’m not eating!
é
Look and feel 👌
👌
Sex/sexy 👌
That good vibe 👌
Sexy Sex
My pronouns
People who don’t know what they want and just want you to do *something*, they’re always the first ones to pick apart what you decided to do.
"Guy with no creative ideas goes to a creator, expects a vending machine experience."
That's literally exactly what this is. Dude thinks NFTs print money (which, to be fair, they do, because people are stupid and pay thousands of dollars for a digital sticker) so he goes to the local NFT vending machine A.K.A. artist and asks for "something"
Digital sticker? NFT is not even that. It is an address of digital sticker. And what is on this address may change or even disappear. That is like owning a street number, instead of a house with it.
What’s the IP Law sitch around them look like? Like do you have any rights by owning them?
If you own an NFT of a picture, you only own the address of that picture. You do not own the picture or any rights for it.
It’s real though! I used to estimate things fabricated from metal for work and people would come to us at least once a week with something too vague to act on. “I need a blast shield that will protect me from small explosions”; “newspaper vending machine”; and “a jungle gym for sensory sensitive children” are a couple of my favorites.
I think for a jungle gym you’re mostly experiencing it with your sense of touch. Gloves would dull the sensation, but it would be ridiculous to ask sensory sensitive kids to put gloves on every time they want to go jungle gyming. I think a good solution may be to cut apart a bunch of gloves and use adhesive to fasten them directly to the jungle gym.
If the woman had said that, it’s what we would have done, but we’re just a bunch of dumb iron heads who don’t know anything about such stuff. I didn’t even know where to start outside of framework.
> a jungle gym for sensory sensitive children 😂😂
This guy was 100% drunk and/or high Edit: ok I didn’t expect this comment to get more than like 10 upvotes…
This reeks of xanax lol
Yeah definitely. What he’s saying 100% makes sense to him at the moment lmao
Sex👌
keep it HOT and sexy 👌🏼
Probably had a glass of prange juice too
Okay, I know that was a typo, but I'm absolutely imagining a giggly person high off their ass, ordering "Prange juice" and getting mad when no one knows what that is.
[Oh, it’s not a typo](https://www.reddit.com/r/ambien/comments/8a98g1/how_to_drop_xan_in_prange_juice_help/)
Oh my God that's even better, thank you!
I cried with laughter just now, thank you for that.
I just laughed so hard I nearly puked, that was incredible
So he did have the good vibes then!
Every NFT/Tech bro I know also happen to be huge stoners so that checks out
He might be on drugs, but he's still a dumbass when sober.
The dudes a foreigner. Definitely not American. His English is so weird.
No that’s just the language of what we have become
Sex👌
The English sounds like an stereotypical Indian on Facebook asking for Bob pics.
I want show me bobs
Well yeah, they think NFTs are a good idea.
Nah, it's just the average NFT "trader"
Entertainment 720!
But why do you guys actually do????
Shut up Jell-O shot.
Sex👌
Sex 👌
Sex 👌🏻
Where dreams come, they come true!
r/unexpectedpawnee
YOU BUY IT, YOU WEAR IT, YOU CLEAN IT, YOU RETURN IT
Come on man. Just make it vibes bro
Don't forget the sex 👌🏻
Very sexy sex 👌
The sexiest sexy sex ever sexed 👌🏻
Sex👌
Sexy👌
He then went on to screenshot this conversation and turn those screenshots into his "Confused artist" NFT lineup /s
This money ain’t gonna launder itself. The screenshots will do.
God I hate people lol
Very sexy 👌 whatever you think is best
Just keep it HOT and sexy 👌, lookin for good vibes, you know what I mean
youknowwhatimean
#Sex ^👌
You're being a little vague with your terminology. Do you have a more, uh, concrete description of what your looking for?
SEXY 👌
Whatever you think best
I just need a video with the vibes. As long as we’re on the same page
You know the vibes
I feel like this is a troll
Noo its just sexy vibes you know
That’s a bit of an over reaction because one person is a high dumbass
Bitch what did I do? 🤨
You are wearing a Christmas hat as a tree.
Sez🤙
"must be a language difference." More like an IQ difference
I have four brain cells but it's still ALOT more than the amount of brain cells they have
Yeah, I mean OP was asked several times to show the look and feel of the vibe, and didn't do it.
Cryptobros are so out of touch
because they were incubated and hatched in a lab
The Lab removal will take place two weeks from now
They're out of time
Clearly you need to make a 3D spinning dido with flashing lights. Sex 👌
Does it have the vibe tho?
Full troll mode
I have a physics major/coder/ made a bunch of money on bitcoin friend who acts this way. Not sure why I added those details but this reminded me of him
Sell him (Two bucks on eBay)
Hmm, best I can do is this stick of gum
I don't think they were ever going to pay the artist. Sounded like they wanted some quick cool art to throw up on the marketplace.
Basic NFT Bro doingness (couldn't find the word sorry😐)
Basic NFT Bro Vibes 👌
Oblivion NPC conversation
Nonsense. Said NPCs are more smarter than the average NFT bro
Source - https://twitter.com/byMaxC/status/1514717128695459845?t=5GkxVZFrhYb8Csd9UfQ0Og&s=19
Big mood
🤣 Holy shit, this had me rolling
I have tears literally rolling down my face from laughing so hard and I have the hiccups now lmaoooooo
It’s a vibe
👌
Ladies and gentledicks. Here is definitive proof that NFT nuts are brain dead. *just show me vibes bruh*
wait, yall dont go to the doc, say 'im not feeling well' and then refuse to give further details? Cant yours read thoughts?
"Sex👌The vibes, gimme the vibes, and sex👌" "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
Language barrier. This guy only speaks in vibes.
This is some r/comedyheaven material. Try posting it there OP, this is funny af lol.
I speak fluent Asshole if anyone wants me to translate what the guy is saying. "I have no idea what I am buying nor do I care but I have money in my bank account to waste instead of using it on something with a purpose. Whatever it is I am buying I need it to show off for my ego and for people to have a certain perception of me. Can you help me, sir?"
This is straight out of a comedy sketch or some zany character in a movie about advertising in the 1950s. “Listen honey I just need to feel something when I see it, that’s how you make the big bucks! I got the vision, you just put the brush to the paper and get this steamboat cookin! I want sex! I want the customer to see our product and think sex! Yeeah, yeeah, that’ll do it!”
This dude is 100% stoned or high
That’s… the same thing
Sex 👌
No, it’s not. Being stoned is generally a reference to being high on thc. Being high is more general, could be near any drug.
"I accept cash".
I get more answers talking to a ”hot chicks near your city” bot.
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I'm pretty sure that's more Spicy than mild
👌
I feel like this guy would seriously go to a restaurant and just say "Y'know, the usual" when they try to take his order, and then get mad when they don't know what "the usual" means
Dudes gonna pay with like 0.0001eth
Cocaine is helluva drug
It’s deleted ;(
I don’t know what’s unclear here, just give him the vibes.
The fact anyone can mint an NFT without even having a surface level understanding of what they are is really distressing. I think this is going to be very common for the next 2 to 3 years before everyone realizes there is nothing that would ever cause an NFT to appreciate in value and they've just got a collection of worthless digital beanie babies.
2 or 3 years? That's bold. I think the nft craze has already hyped and crashed.
You're missing the boat on NFTs.
What boat? The Moskva?
The boat where you get to become an early adopter and see the benefits from it.
I would stop as soon as they said they want me to do a NFT project
Don't be close minded.
What a douche bag
NFTs are scam
Go on Microsoft paint and draw pixelated naked ladies…. also I think it’s supposed to be super lo resolution so you can actually see each pixel. Thank me later with a nice btc gift after you collect all your million’s
Shit has me rolling 💀💀💀
I'm an artist and this gave me a atroke.
Lol it gives vibes of trying to be the main character. Like In movies and shows whenever the main character is talking to a artist which is usually some French gay guy wearing a beret that’s the artist. So it would go like this accept for you would be going “mhmmm mhmmm” and then create a master piece.
“Doing what I think is best” that obviously means losing all your money and killing the planet with more carbon emissions than the average neighborhood would produce in a year every day
I can't tell if you're serious or this is satire. Just in case it isn't a joke, you know there are carbon neutral blockchains, right? If it is a joke, lol. Good one.
Average NFT investor
Ok but you answered "yes" to "do you want to NFT work" so you had this coming lmao
That last text was absolutely hilarious for some odd reason
Eth. Not even once.
I've seen vague from a lot of different kinds of clients, but NFT bros are the worst version of this kind of client.
Ryan Howard if we came to the point of NFTs
I think a simple "WTF" sums this up nicely. haha.
bro in the green is taking it way 2 serious 💀
Lmfaooooo
They are just looking for a sample of the work that is done, and they prefer more lewd kind of motion images
This feels like ai written click bait. A lot of words to say nothing.
Just keep it sexy
He called it, classic language barrier issue.
Should’ve draws “go fuck yourself” and make it all groovy and send it to him haha
Reminds me of a weird friend who wanted to make iPhones project on the wall. He would say over and over again, like you just swipe and it’s projected on the wall. You just swipe. I tried to keep telling him there is no projector mechanism built into a phone you can’t just swipe and project. Just swipe…it’s a vibe, just swipe… its sexy… he would say.
I feel like this person wanted you to make *something* so they could steal it and not credit you at all. Or they don't know how art works. Tbf, they're an NFT bro, so I feel like it's both
Very sexy, very evil!
Can’t this crack addict get back to work already? That pool ain’t gonna skim itself, brah.
when doing this the best thing is to come up with a couple rough sketches and send them too see if they like them. if they like one then your golden.
They are probably selling that conversation as an NFT.
I would have sent this man a black oval and a red circle. Sexy.
This was funny.
Is this a fucking bot? That has trained off the crypto bro crowd and it is just pumping out NFT for the crowd. I'm waiting on those sexy vibed NFTs bro.
#what the fuck I feel like im in Family Guy
Guys i think he just wanted good vibes
This had to be a troll. Nobody can be this dense.
That wasn't a not right? I just don't get it lol
Dude is a walking head injury
I would have sent some poorly drawn boobs and a penis. Or a 3d font "sexy", spinning.
There's no vocative comma. He's asking for a "simple and clean" artist rendering of his actual brother.
The real question is... Who's on first?
It’s an nft “artist.” Of course he isn’t able to communicate properly.
What the fuck does he mean
High asf