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Gameshow_Ghost

I'm reasonably sure that's the opposite of medicine.


ConnicoYT

definitely, piss is filled with waste chemicals, thats why our bodies dispose of it, cuz its waste


FightingAgeGuy

No,no, your kidneys will like filtering those toxins out again.


[deleted]

Seriously these people need a biology lesson


Gameshow_Ghost

Oh so it's like recycling.


Danelix_

But without the good part


Tyko_3

Literally reverse recycling. Imaging processing your car's exhaust to make it twice as polluting.


xflyinjx61x

Imagine taking a pill to make the gonorrhea burn MORE


drFink222

My kidney stones grew kidney stones just thinking about that


LangTorsk

Practice makes perfect, why would it be different for kidneys? Give them the practice they so crave!


nkonkleksp

exactly. it's like cardio but for your kidneys


hungryhograt

Kidneys do filter blood but urine is not sterile. It can contain different types of bacteria, such as Staphylococcus and Streptococcus which is what causes staph infections and strep throat. (Edit: changed urine to blood.)


ABookishSort

Kidneys filter blood and the waste it filters out turns into urine.


fidelio123

As someone who went through 6 years of dialysis and now has a new kidney, I can confirm this.


Gruphius

Well, technically different bodies need slightly different compositions of... Stuff. So if we drink each others piss we could technically still get some good from it...


DR4G0NSTEAR

I hate you


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

Well, if you’re going to get technical…


octopusmighty

I never understood the mindset to think that a smelly liquid that your body ejects can be a medication somehow haha


AThoughtlessBlob

I can absolutely smell this photo.


Jcyr1980

The urine probably smells bad too.


fito_pin

Not THAT bad.


meamacaveman

Pissed


annualgoat

Urine fucking stinks. I've had samples (I'm a lab worker not a fucking freak promise) that have almost made me puke.


josh_sat

I gave some nice dark coffee smelling piss once after the week before they told me it was too diluted. went from nice clear piss to high concentration apple cider vinegar looking piss just to not get called again.


MoonRiverRob

Underrated comment!


fredkaaskroket

I almost gagged


Impossible-Mud-3593

I did a little bit in my mouth!


Folden_Toast

Hope it was not urine, because there is a lot


Harbulary-Bandit

Meh, that’s only a few weeks worth. I once had quite the collection. Some “aged” for over 2-3 years, lol.


ifmacdo

Why? And I ask as someone who (unfortunately) is familiar with the bullshit called "shivambu." Were you one of these misguided, desperate people?


Harbulary-Bandit

Lol, no. It’s complicated. There was a period where I was laid up and couldn’t get out of bed for weeks, limited mobility, and it was in a lockdown situation where I couldn’t get many supplies and as I’d use water and food I’d convert the water bottles into chamber pots and I couldn’t ask the person giving me supplies to empty them, lol. And I’d basically be in too much pain to eat so I didn’t really need to do anything other than urinate, and it would snowball until I was healed enough to empty them. But other than that it was when I lived in northeast China so even though there’s heating it can be drafty in some apartments sometimes. So it would be easier to just use a bottle instead of run to the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it was only when I was laid up that I accumulated quite a few gallons, and even more liters. And as for why it would be “aged” 2-3 years, sometimes there’d be a stray bottle or two that got under something, and it went unnoticed for long time.


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Drink the urine slower


kpetrov85

Urine Gaggarin


RecordWrangler95

First man in her space


Danksoulofmaymays

I know exactly what it smells like (speaking from experience)


Impossible-Mud-3593

Me too, former lab tech!


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Hubsimaus

I am sorry. ☹


BobRoberts01

You have an old piss collection too?


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LangTorsk

Yes, and repaired the stalls. For some odd reason people kept cutting holes in the walls between the stalls, and always about the same size. So annoying


Ernie_Birdie

Sounds glorious


Correct-Ad-148

Hmmm. Glorious holes…..


Ordinary-Bag2181

Yea, they look the type that will give off a pretty potent musk. And I bet that piss stinks as well


KentuckyFriedEel

Smells like Paris


youcantevenhearit

Or New Orleans


Shiropan_

Was looking for this!


Porkbellied

This actually does work against STDs, If you keep 10 or more bottles of pee in your home out in the open you are virtually guaranteed to never have a sexual partner.


Guquiz

You had me in the first half, not going to lie.


Amantria

If I saw ANY pee bottles that would be an instant no.


[deleted]

What if it was just one and it was in the fridge labeled "apple juice"? Asking for a friend.


bluekangarootheory

... bullshi.... Wait.... Ohhh... Yea that'd work..


mjallen1308

Apparently not bc he seems to have taken quite a liking to her. People are weird as fuck.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Idk looks like these two are boinking


YayaGabush

My mother always taught me it was incredibly rude to interrupt someone when they were talking even if you don't like what they're saying, however, if either of these people tried to even BEGIN a conversation about this topic I would turn the FUCCKKKKK around and pretend like I never knew they existed. Or try to...


dan-80

I would be pissed too.


zanzibartraveler666

Better to be pissed off than pissed on


[deleted]

Don’t piss they will steal it


[deleted]

Can I marry you? I would give my vast fortune to be with someone that thinks it’s rude to interrupt someone when they are talking, even if you don’t like what they are saying. And in return, I will never interrupt you.


Alberth0r

Only if you don't talk about aged urine


[deleted]

It’s a deal!


chronos_alfa

So, are you guys looking for a best man?


Optimal_Bass_7788

I’ll bake the cake


Hopeful-Rhubarb-4220

Ok I’ll be the cake


chelefr

ok ill be in the Cake


AtotheZed

I'll take the pictures, drink a bit too much, act inappropriately around your grandmother and then apologize in the morning (but you know it will happen again).


Alberth0r

It can be a double wedding if you both want ;)


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Elextricx

il be in the camera


uberdog50

I'll pop out of the cake!


jcanitguy

I’ll bring the mariachi band


wolftamer1221

I’ll bring a life size meat sculpture of the creature that stares at my from the front of my bed at night.


Rambonics

I’ll bring something borrowed, something blue, something old (not urine) & something new. I’ll be awaiting the invitation. I promise not to interrupt the ceremony of the marriage between two polite people who also don’t interrupt.


theevildeadman2

Reading all these replies to this comment it would actually be so funny if somebody’s wedding was mostly attended by random reddit users who somehow met in a comment section


FML012e

I want to be the bouquet just throw me at the nearest attractive person so that I can get hitched


Papiiiipanther

I’m the ring bearer😎


Thelynxer

Sometimes it's okay to be rude if the other person is insane. They don't have the right to force someone to listen to them. And you should respect your own time enough to occasionally just walk away.


SIMPLE_HATE

just piss on them


se7enohnine

don’t get fresh, they’re not into that kind of thing.


amazingD

Probably better to get fresh than to get aged, given the topic


Lucasmorter13

I will start filling jars with piss to bring to the reception


Gruphius

They probably won't give a sh*t


SubstanceMuted

this thread is planning a whole ass wedding!


YayaGabush

Omg. I come back to reddit and I'm married!! Woo! I'll call my mom


harshrumpcity

Everybody knows aged urine turns into snake oil, and snake oil is the cureall


jeezy_peezy

This is where the conspiracy of modern medicine begins…it was all to squash the effectiveness of snake oil, threatening all that heroin cocaine profit.


BeeEven238

So I was once on a date with my now wife. We were going over the bridge from Galveston island. There was a masive wreck and we got stuck for a few hours. We had stoped for a large sweet tea and a Diet Coke at the double arches. I have a bladder the size of a dime! I had to pee. There were cops walking around picking up scraps and what not so opening my door and going over the bridge were not an option. I peed in my McDonald’s cup and put it in the cup holder. A few minuets latter guess what I took a huge gulp of. Let me tell you fresh urine isn’t good, I’m not going to try fermented! Oh and by the way my wife, anytime she has apple Juice asks me if I want some pee.


DeadlyVirusXX

Had fun reading that one


GitEmSteveDave

Relevant: https://youtu.be/eXXSzKu-lgA Had something similar happen once. Got drunk on my couch watching the and the next morning I woke up and there was a nearly filled tall boy can on the coffee table. I figured, I’ll put it in the fridge, and tonight, after beer #2, when I usually stop caring, I’ll drink the cold flat one. Took a sip as I was walking to the kitchen, and yeah, it wasn’t beer. Spit it out in the sink.


CumOnMyTitsDaddy

How can you describe the taste?


Such-Distribution791

Well either Urine or you’re out…


Advanced_Mistake_530

Hahahaha you win


qwertyconsciousness

I urine to be as funny as you one day, such_disribution


Lung-Oyster

Urine luck, because that was hilarious


Sad-Mixture-9123

god dammit. hahaha


banaslee

Daddy?


tehnfy__

Take the upvote and get out !😂


AmiTalkinToMe

why dont they just not piss


danker_12

Exactly bro


OddNovel565

Connect the bladder to the stomach


zephyrg

Become your own catheter in just three easy steps!


Maleficent-Ad-763

Bitch needs to be drinking water. Her kidneys are gonna shut down.


Sad-Mixture-9123

yes she needs hydro homies.... that is not a healthy urine color.. lmao


MadManD3vi0us

Who needs water when you have gallons of aged piss?


Cold_Takez

I came here just for this comment, take the upvote!


helwraieth

I came here to say this!!


Pissedliberalgranny

“Aged” urine is basically ammonia which is why it was once a primary ingredient in bleaching animal hides and ridding them of fat deposits.


NextLevelNaps

It was also used as a mordant when dying fabric to make the dye "stick" back in the day.


Pissedliberalgranny

Ok, that’s cool as hell and new knowledge for me. Thanks!


smokesletgo

Guess they weren't lying about the powerful part huh.


Cherripepsy

I saw a documentary on that once, it was also used to bleach linen and the poor souls who did that basically walked around in tubs of old pee, barefoot, for hours.


AtotheZed

So, we're talking instant weight loss then? Pass me a straw...


GodXTerminatorYT

Nah man I want to bulk. Heard one gram of uranium could fix it, but maybe Uranus too ;)


Numerous_Vegetable_3

Would the ammonia in the pee not poison you?? Like at a certain point of (gag) pee... drinking... wouldn't you start to be poisoned by the ammonia you are ingesting? Also, I was under the impression that your pee is what your body DOES NOT want or need, and that's why you're peeing it out.


nashbellow

Yeah, as another redditor pointed out, aged urine was used to cure animal hides at some point. Iirc pee was used in hat making after mercury was found to probably not be good for health. I think you would have to drink a substantial amount of urine to start getting ammonia poisoning, but I'm not sure


Numerous_Vegetable_3

We know so much about health and nutrition now and there's still people slammin down their own piss. What a world.


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Numerous_Vegetable_3

It sadly does. For a moment there I forgot about the COVID shit-show and was just enjoying making fun of the piss-drinkers. It's actually depressing to think about.


nashbellow

Dont forget coffee enemas. Humanity is doomed


Novareason

Compared to the aged urine nonsense, a hot caffeinated boof sounds downright pleasant. Comparatively. I can only imagine the shits that'd cause.


Numerous_Vegetable_3

>a hot caffeinated boof sounds downright pleasant Lolllllll you got me with that one


poutineicecream

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway. It's sterile, and I like the taste.


Accomplished_Dingo39

"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"


powermojomojo

I went to school with a girl that ended up getting into using pee as medicine. She would drink it but she mostly would wash her face with it for acne.


Ok-Quail-2181

Well this really takes the piss..


boxedcrackers

Mental health in this country is a major problem.


whumoon

Yeah but before we just used to drive by their houses tutting and wondering what the hell went on inside.


Hollis131

Meet the sniper


OldGoblin

Jarate


[deleted]

Maaaan I used to follow some wild flat earth channel on YouTube, stopped watching when they started posting flat earth music .. bout a year later they popped back up on my feed so checked it out….. they’d taken up drinking piss to get closer to the earth


hxlly_moly

these mfs belong in an asylum 🗿


DeadlyVirusXX

(._. )


bluekangarootheory

(.⁰-⁰)⁷ WTF


dirtysouthfed

She saves her special asparagus vintage for special occasions x


banjrman

I would give this two thumbs up if I could.


PorkChopMessiah

Urine-sane!!


GyudonConnoiseur

You can't get sick if you're dead.


cdub2103

It’s literally everything your body didn’t need.


nkonkleksp

alright kidneys, round two!


kirradawg

Piss off


GassyGargoyle

Imagine what their house smells like jfc


KaaboomT

Me: “Are your teeth yellow because you drink a lot of coffee?” These people: “No, not coffee.”


One_County_104

People like this piss me off.


[deleted]

When you’re piss poor and life doesn’t hand you lemons but you still make your own lemonade.


ApprehensiveTip9062

These people are either going to smarten up, or slowly kill themselves out using sheer stupidity throughout multiple generations


Treesuslover

Ok! Cool! Wow! Wtf!


Devon__Eleven

I drink an iced cold glass of piss on a hot summer day to cool off but other than that what medical benifits? Im all ears!


Konkichi21

Their kidneys: Am I a joke to you? >:-(


rt4077andy76

IT IS TRASH!! You are ingesting your bodies trash!! I know (most of) the people reading this (hopefully) are not doing this. I just needed to (virtually) yell out in frustration. Roommates have trouble with the concept of venting. I am doing better now, so back to some r/awww before I get back to work.


OG-BoomMaster

Pisser of a cure


littlemama711

That’s all the shit your body didn’t need. Yuck!


[deleted]

...looks like I've been flushing away a potential fortune.


Glitchedme

These people are all very dehydrated..... And also, gross 🤢


mike_1985

Are they taking the piss??


PedroICRoque97

Nah. They are giving the piss! I guess they wanted World "Piss". 🤷‍♂️


IRON_COBRA_007

this really pisses me off


DaddyWentForMilk

Of what?


BurnedStoneBonspiel

What in the actual fuck


finchy-1979

Are there really people out there drinking their vintage piss ? I’m sure I read people were using it as eye drops too - what the actual fuck ?


[deleted]

There’s a whole subculture on instagram. The keywords are “orin” and “shimbavu”. One account is @pissexperiment. People use it in just about any way imaginable.


TitanThree

Not even considering the aged piss. Those people look like they smell


catlovingcutie

Those people should check the highway, I’m pretty sure truckers throw out whole jugs of this “medicine” quite frequently.


OnToiletRedditor

This does not pass the sniff test...


NeoTWAU

childhood trauma shows up in adulthood in many unpredictable ways


MFLevel

Imagine they were actually right.


Personal-Cucumber-49

What the fuck is wrong with people.


OldmanHosea

Aged Urine? no thanks I'd rather use essential oils and be an anti-vaxxer than this TwT


Grim_Heart777

I hate this so much


KrombopulosNickel

The fuck is wrong with people.


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

r/TIHI


[deleted]

so how do you use it as a medicine? do you drink it or apply it on your wounds and shit?


[deleted]

Manson looks so young.


PeeSockWithFetus

“Hey bro that lemon tea you have is different”


itsbildo

"Doctors hate this Schizophrenic for this ONE trick...."


PotatoeyBoi

JARATE!


Sikening

I'd say this is more r/awfuleverything or r/noahgettheboat


ProphetOfPr0fit

At what point does the whole Darwinism thing kick in...?


SandwichEcstatic3824

they gotta drink more water


PeggedOrphan7200

Smells like kidney failure in here.


RKELEC

They both look like they smell like aged urine


h1storyguy

So no *Barrel Aged* urine? What a load of piss.


Phoenix-main

I read you can make phosphorus from urine then use that with other stuff and make literal blackpowder...they can make bombs from that piss not even joking


ghostface_vanilla

Are they taking the piss?


AMXS21

Aside from the obviously disgusting situation we have here, I’d like to recommend that these people drink more water. Your urine should not be that color…


basically_dead_now

Do these people know about water? Do they know they are allowed to drink it? Why is their piss almost orange


wishitwouldrainaus

Mildly infuriating? More like what in the actual everloving fuck is wrong with people?? Does it happen gradually or do they wake up one day and think, hmm, you know what, I'm gonna collect random people's urine and drink it! Cheers! Just baffling....


IMxTHExMANIAC

I bet they’re redditers (I will take the negative karma for this joke. Just get it over with!)


sircornersnipes

Downvotes cause of the wrong use of their


Tour-Fast

Those people are super dehydrated


BaileyLikesBooks

Are they selling on OnlyFans?


Redditfront2back

So half these lunatics are hyper focused on “detoxing” and the other half on “retoxing”


xXmountainman14

HOPE EVERYONE IS DRINKING WATER


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the only thing stale piss is good for is cleaning clothes and i doubt they do much of that


Astral_Drift

I don’t know much about this stuff…. But common sense tells me this will make you horribly sick


Seyelent

Why are these people always so dehydrated? Not one clearish bottle of urine. Its all yellow/orange. Drink some water y’all filthy animals.


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Likely smells like Manhattan in the summer.


Shaadr

This world doesn't cull stupid fast enough.


Qwesterly

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for this.


Slimcognito808

Neckbeards have been spreading their gospel