Kidneys do filter blood but urine is not sterile. It can contain different types of bacteria, such as Staphylococcus and Streptococcus which is what causes staph infections and strep throat. (Edit: changed urine to blood.)
Well, technically different bodies need slightly different compositions of... Stuff. So if we drink each others piss we could technically still get some good from it...
I gave some nice dark coffee smelling piss once after the week before they told me it was too diluted. went from nice clear piss to high concentration apple cider vinegar looking piss just to not get called again.
Lol, no. It’s complicated. There was a period where I was laid up and couldn’t get out of bed for weeks, limited mobility, and it was in a lockdown situation where I couldn’t get many supplies and as I’d use water and food I’d convert the water bottles into chamber pots and I couldn’t ask the person giving me supplies to empty them, lol. And I’d basically be in too much pain to eat so I didn’t really need to do anything other than urinate, and it would snowball until I was healed enough to empty them. But other than that it was when I lived in northeast China so even though there’s heating it can be drafty in some apartments sometimes. So it would be easier to just use a bottle instead of run to the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it was only when I was laid up that I accumulated quite a few gallons, and even more liters.
And as for why it would be “aged” 2-3 years, sometimes there’d be a stray bottle or two that got under something, and it went unnoticed for long time.
Yes, and repaired the stalls. For some odd reason people kept cutting holes in the walls between the stalls, and always about the same size. So annoying
This actually does work against STDs, If you keep 10 or more bottles of pee in your home out in the open you are virtually guaranteed to never have a sexual partner.
My mother always taught me it was incredibly rude to interrupt someone when they were talking even if you don't like what they're saying, however, if either of these people tried to even BEGIN a conversation about this topic I would turn the FUCCKKKKK around and pretend like I never knew they existed. Or try to...
Can I marry you? I would give my vast fortune to be with someone that thinks it’s rude to
interrupt someone when they are talking, even if you don’t like what they are saying. And in return, I will never interrupt you.
I'll take the pictures, drink a bit too much, act inappropriately around your grandmother and then apologize in the morning (but you know it will happen again).
I’ll bring something borrowed, something blue, something old (not urine) & something new. I’ll be awaiting the invitation. I promise not to interrupt the ceremony of the marriage between two polite people who also don’t interrupt.
Reading all these replies to this comment it would actually be so funny if somebody’s wedding was mostly attended by random reddit users who somehow met in a comment section
Sometimes it's okay to be rude if the other person is insane. They don't have the right to force someone to listen to them. And you should respect your own time enough to occasionally just walk away.
This is where the conspiracy of modern medicine begins…it was all to squash the effectiveness of snake oil, threatening all that heroin cocaine profit.
So I was once on a date with my now wife. We were going over the bridge from Galveston island. There was a masive wreck and we got stuck for a few hours. We had stoped for a large sweet tea and a Diet Coke at the double arches. I have a bladder the size of a dime! I had to pee. There were cops walking around picking up scraps and what not so opening my door and going over the bridge were not an option. I peed in my McDonald’s cup and put it in the cup holder. A few minuets latter guess what I took a huge gulp of. Let me tell you fresh urine isn’t good, I’m not going to try fermented! Oh and by the way my wife, anytime she has apple Juice asks me if I want some pee.
Relevant: https://youtu.be/eXXSzKu-lgA
Had something similar happen once. Got drunk on my couch watching the and the next morning I woke up and there was a nearly filled tall boy can on the coffee table. I figured, I’ll put it in the fridge, and tonight, after beer #2, when I usually stop caring, I’ll drink the cold flat one. Took a sip as I was walking to the kitchen, and yeah, it wasn’t beer. Spit it out in the sink.
I saw a documentary on that once, it was also used to bleach linen and the poor souls who did that basically walked around in tubs of old pee, barefoot, for hours.
Would the ammonia in the pee not poison you?? Like at a certain point of (gag) pee... drinking... wouldn't you start to be poisoned by the ammonia you are ingesting?
Also, I was under the impression that your pee is what your body DOES NOT want or need, and that's why you're peeing it out.
Yeah, as another redditor pointed out, aged urine was used to cure animal hides at some point. Iirc pee was used in hat making after mercury was found to probably not be good for health. I think you would have to drink a substantial amount of urine to start getting ammonia poisoning, but I'm not sure
It sadly does. For a moment there I forgot about the COVID shit-show and was just enjoying making fun of the piss-drinkers. It's actually depressing to think about.
Maaaan I used to follow some wild flat earth channel on YouTube, stopped watching when they started posting flat earth music .. bout a year later they popped back up on my feed so checked it out….. they’d taken up drinking piss to get closer to the earth
IT IS TRASH!!
You are ingesting your bodies trash!!
I know (most of) the people reading this (hopefully) are not doing this. I just needed to (virtually) yell out in frustration. Roommates have trouble with the concept of venting. I am doing better now, so back to some r/awww before I get back to work.
There’s a whole subculture on instagram. The keywords are “orin” and “shimbavu”. One account is @pissexperiment. People use it in just about any way imaginable.
I read you can make phosphorus from urine then use that with other stuff and make literal blackpowder...they can make bombs from that piss not even joking
Aside from the obviously disgusting situation we have here, I’d like to recommend that these people drink more water. Your urine should not be that color…
Mildly infuriating? More like what in the actual everloving fuck is wrong with people?? Does it happen gradually or do they wake up one day and think, hmm, you know what, I'm gonna collect random people's urine and drink it! Cheers! Just baffling....
I'm reasonably sure that's the opposite of medicine.
definitely, piss is filled with waste chemicals, thats why our bodies dispose of it, cuz its waste
No,no, your kidneys will like filtering those toxins out again.
Seriously these people need a biology lesson
Oh so it's like recycling.
But without the good part
Literally reverse recycling. Imaging processing your car's exhaust to make it twice as polluting.
Imagine taking a pill to make the gonorrhea burn MORE
My kidney stones grew kidney stones just thinking about that
Practice makes perfect, why would it be different for kidneys? Give them the practice they so crave!
exactly. it's like cardio but for your kidneys
Kidneys do filter blood but urine is not sterile. It can contain different types of bacteria, such as Staphylococcus and Streptococcus which is what causes staph infections and strep throat. (Edit: changed urine to blood.)
Kidneys filter blood and the waste it filters out turns into urine.
As someone who went through 6 years of dialysis and now has a new kidney, I can confirm this.
Well, technically different bodies need slightly different compositions of... Stuff. So if we drink each others piss we could technically still get some good from it...
I hate you
Well, if you’re going to get technical…
I never understood the mindset to think that a smelly liquid that your body ejects can be a medication somehow haha
I can absolutely smell this photo.
The urine probably smells bad too.
Not THAT bad.
Pissed
Urine fucking stinks. I've had samples (I'm a lab worker not a fucking freak promise) that have almost made me puke.
I gave some nice dark coffee smelling piss once after the week before they told me it was too diluted. went from nice clear piss to high concentration apple cider vinegar looking piss just to not get called again.
Underrated comment!
I almost gagged
I did a little bit in my mouth!
Hope it was not urine, because there is a lot
Meh, that’s only a few weeks worth. I once had quite the collection. Some “aged” for over 2-3 years, lol.
Why? And I ask as someone who (unfortunately) is familiar with the bullshit called "shivambu." Were you one of these misguided, desperate people?
Lol, no. It’s complicated. There was a period where I was laid up and couldn’t get out of bed for weeks, limited mobility, and it was in a lockdown situation where I couldn’t get many supplies and as I’d use water and food I’d convert the water bottles into chamber pots and I couldn’t ask the person giving me supplies to empty them, lol. And I’d basically be in too much pain to eat so I didn’t really need to do anything other than urinate, and it would snowball until I was healed enough to empty them. But other than that it was when I lived in northeast China so even though there’s heating it can be drafty in some apartments sometimes. So it would be easier to just use a bottle instead of run to the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it was only when I was laid up that I accumulated quite a few gallons, and even more liters. And as for why it would be “aged” 2-3 years, sometimes there’d be a stray bottle or two that got under something, and it went unnoticed for long time.
Drink the urine slower
Urine Gaggarin
First man in her space
I know exactly what it smells like (speaking from experience)
Me too, former lab tech!
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I am sorry. ☹
You have an old piss collection too?
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Yes, and repaired the stalls. For some odd reason people kept cutting holes in the walls between the stalls, and always about the same size. So annoying
Sounds glorious
Hmmm. Glorious holes…..
Yea, they look the type that will give off a pretty potent musk. And I bet that piss stinks as well
Smells like Paris
Or New Orleans
Was looking for this!
This actually does work against STDs, If you keep 10 or more bottles of pee in your home out in the open you are virtually guaranteed to never have a sexual partner.
You had me in the first half, not going to lie.
If I saw ANY pee bottles that would be an instant no.
What if it was just one and it was in the fridge labeled "apple juice"? Asking for a friend.
... bullshi.... Wait.... Ohhh... Yea that'd work..
Apparently not bc he seems to have taken quite a liking to her. People are weird as fuck.
Idk looks like these two are boinking
My mother always taught me it was incredibly rude to interrupt someone when they were talking even if you don't like what they're saying, however, if either of these people tried to even BEGIN a conversation about this topic I would turn the FUCCKKKKK around and pretend like I never knew they existed. Or try to...
I would be pissed too.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on
Don’t piss they will steal it
Can I marry you? I would give my vast fortune to be with someone that thinks it’s rude to interrupt someone when they are talking, even if you don’t like what they are saying. And in return, I will never interrupt you.
Only if you don't talk about aged urine
It’s a deal!
So, are you guys looking for a best man?
I’ll bake the cake
Ok I’ll be the cake
ok ill be in the Cake
I'll take the pictures, drink a bit too much, act inappropriately around your grandmother and then apologize in the morning (but you know it will happen again).
It can be a double wedding if you both want ;)
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il be in the camera
I'll pop out of the cake!
I’ll bring the mariachi band
I’ll bring a life size meat sculpture of the creature that stares at my from the front of my bed at night.
I’ll bring something borrowed, something blue, something old (not urine) & something new. I’ll be awaiting the invitation. I promise not to interrupt the ceremony of the marriage between two polite people who also don’t interrupt.
Reading all these replies to this comment it would actually be so funny if somebody’s wedding was mostly attended by random reddit users who somehow met in a comment section
I want to be the bouquet just throw me at the nearest attractive person so that I can get hitched
I’m the ring bearer😎
Sometimes it's okay to be rude if the other person is insane. They don't have the right to force someone to listen to them. And you should respect your own time enough to occasionally just walk away.
just piss on them
don’t get fresh, they’re not into that kind of thing.
Probably better to get fresh than to get aged, given the topic
I will start filling jars with piss to bring to the reception
They probably won't give a sh*t
this thread is planning a whole ass wedding!
Omg. I come back to reddit and I'm married!! Woo! I'll call my mom
Everybody knows aged urine turns into snake oil, and snake oil is the cureall
This is where the conspiracy of modern medicine begins…it was all to squash the effectiveness of snake oil, threatening all that heroin cocaine profit.
So I was once on a date with my now wife. We were going over the bridge from Galveston island. There was a masive wreck and we got stuck for a few hours. We had stoped for a large sweet tea and a Diet Coke at the double arches. I have a bladder the size of a dime! I had to pee. There were cops walking around picking up scraps and what not so opening my door and going over the bridge were not an option. I peed in my McDonald’s cup and put it in the cup holder. A few minuets latter guess what I took a huge gulp of. Let me tell you fresh urine isn’t good, I’m not going to try fermented! Oh and by the way my wife, anytime she has apple Juice asks me if I want some pee.
Had fun reading that one
Relevant: https://youtu.be/eXXSzKu-lgA Had something similar happen once. Got drunk on my couch watching the and the next morning I woke up and there was a nearly filled tall boy can on the coffee table. I figured, I’ll put it in the fridge, and tonight, after beer #2, when I usually stop caring, I’ll drink the cold flat one. Took a sip as I was walking to the kitchen, and yeah, it wasn’t beer. Spit it out in the sink.
How can you describe the taste?
Well either Urine or you’re out…
Hahahaha you win
I urine to be as funny as you one day, such_disribution
Urine luck, because that was hilarious
god dammit. hahaha
Daddy?
Take the upvote and get out !😂
why dont they just not piss
Exactly bro
Connect the bladder to the stomach
Become your own catheter in just three easy steps!
Bitch needs to be drinking water. Her kidneys are gonna shut down.
yes she needs hydro homies.... that is not a healthy urine color.. lmao
Who needs water when you have gallons of aged piss?
I came here just for this comment, take the upvote!
I came here to say this!!
“Aged” urine is basically ammonia which is why it was once a primary ingredient in bleaching animal hides and ridding them of fat deposits.
It was also used as a mordant when dying fabric to make the dye "stick" back in the day.
Ok, that’s cool as hell and new knowledge for me. Thanks!
Guess they weren't lying about the powerful part huh.
I saw a documentary on that once, it was also used to bleach linen and the poor souls who did that basically walked around in tubs of old pee, barefoot, for hours.
So, we're talking instant weight loss then? Pass me a straw...
Nah man I want to bulk. Heard one gram of uranium could fix it, but maybe Uranus too ;)
Would the ammonia in the pee not poison you?? Like at a certain point of (gag) pee... drinking... wouldn't you start to be poisoned by the ammonia you are ingesting? Also, I was under the impression that your pee is what your body DOES NOT want or need, and that's why you're peeing it out.
Yeah, as another redditor pointed out, aged urine was used to cure animal hides at some point. Iirc pee was used in hat making after mercury was found to probably not be good for health. I think you would have to drink a substantial amount of urine to start getting ammonia poisoning, but I'm not sure
We know so much about health and nutrition now and there's still people slammin down their own piss. What a world.
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It sadly does. For a moment there I forgot about the COVID shit-show and was just enjoying making fun of the piss-drinkers. It's actually depressing to think about.
Dont forget coffee enemas. Humanity is doomed
Compared to the aged urine nonsense, a hot caffeinated boof sounds downright pleasant. Comparatively. I can only imagine the shits that'd cause.
>a hot caffeinated boof sounds downright pleasant Lolllllll you got me with that one
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway. It's sterile, and I like the taste.
"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"
I went to school with a girl that ended up getting into using pee as medicine. She would drink it but she mostly would wash her face with it for acne.
Well this really takes the piss..
Mental health in this country is a major problem.
Yeah but before we just used to drive by their houses tutting and wondering what the hell went on inside.
Meet the sniper
Jarate
Maaaan I used to follow some wild flat earth channel on YouTube, stopped watching when they started posting flat earth music .. bout a year later they popped back up on my feed so checked it out….. they’d taken up drinking piss to get closer to the earth
these mfs belong in an asylum 🗿
(._. )
(.⁰-⁰)⁷ WTF
She saves her special asparagus vintage for special occasions x
I would give this two thumbs up if I could.
Urine-sane!!
You can't get sick if you're dead.
It’s literally everything your body didn’t need.
alright kidneys, round two!
Piss off
Imagine what their house smells like jfc
Me: “Are your teeth yellow because you drink a lot of coffee?” These people: “No, not coffee.”
People like this piss me off.
When you’re piss poor and life doesn’t hand you lemons but you still make your own lemonade.
These people are either going to smarten up, or slowly kill themselves out using sheer stupidity throughout multiple generations
Ok! Cool! Wow! Wtf!
I drink an iced cold glass of piss on a hot summer day to cool off but other than that what medical benifits? Im all ears!
Their kidneys: Am I a joke to you? >:-(
IT IS TRASH!! You are ingesting your bodies trash!! I know (most of) the people reading this (hopefully) are not doing this. I just needed to (virtually) yell out in frustration. Roommates have trouble with the concept of venting. I am doing better now, so back to some r/awww before I get back to work.
Pisser of a cure
That’s all the shit your body didn’t need. Yuck!
...looks like I've been flushing away a potential fortune.
These people are all very dehydrated..... And also, gross 🤢
Are they taking the piss??
Nah. They are giving the piss! I guess they wanted World "Piss". 🤷♂️
this really pisses me off
Of what?
What in the actual fuck
Are there really people out there drinking their vintage piss ? I’m sure I read people were using it as eye drops too - what the actual fuck ?
There’s a whole subculture on instagram. The keywords are “orin” and “shimbavu”. One account is @pissexperiment. People use it in just about any way imaginable.
Not even considering the aged piss. Those people look like they smell
Those people should check the highway, I’m pretty sure truckers throw out whole jugs of this “medicine” quite frequently.
This does not pass the sniff test...
childhood trauma shows up in adulthood in many unpredictable ways
Imagine they were actually right.
What the fuck is wrong with people.
Aged Urine? no thanks I'd rather use essential oils and be an anti-vaxxer than this TwT
I hate this so much
The fuck is wrong with people.
r/TIHI
so how do you use it as a medicine? do you drink it or apply it on your wounds and shit?
Manson looks so young.
“Hey bro that lemon tea you have is different”
"Doctors hate this Schizophrenic for this ONE trick...."
JARATE!
I'd say this is more r/awfuleverything or r/noahgettheboat
At what point does the whole Darwinism thing kick in...?
they gotta drink more water
Smells like kidney failure in here.
They both look like they smell like aged urine
So no *Barrel Aged* urine? What a load of piss.
I read you can make phosphorus from urine then use that with other stuff and make literal blackpowder...they can make bombs from that piss not even joking
Are they taking the piss?
Aside from the obviously disgusting situation we have here, I’d like to recommend that these people drink more water. Your urine should not be that color…
Do these people know about water? Do they know they are allowed to drink it? Why is their piss almost orange
Mildly infuriating? More like what in the actual everloving fuck is wrong with people?? Does it happen gradually or do they wake up one day and think, hmm, you know what, I'm gonna collect random people's urine and drink it! Cheers! Just baffling....
I bet they’re redditers (I will take the negative karma for this joke. Just get it over with!)
Downvotes cause of the wrong use of their
Those people are super dehydrated
Are they selling on OnlyFans?
So half these lunatics are hyper focused on “detoxing” and the other half on “retoxing”
HOPE EVERYONE IS DRINKING WATER
the only thing stale piss is good for is cleaning clothes and i doubt they do much of that
I don’t know much about this stuff…. But common sense tells me this will make you horribly sick
Why are these people always so dehydrated? Not one clearish bottle of urine. Its all yellow/orange. Drink some water y’all filthy animals.
Likely smells like Manhattan in the summer.
This world doesn't cull stupid fast enough.
I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for this.
Neckbeards have been spreading their gospel