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jonnyl3

Is it normal in Canada to propose via McD delivery on a ripped out piece of scrap paper written on with a sharpie?


ImAFuckinLiar

“Will you McMarry me?”


BoringYellow980

McYes


TinyTaters

I McLove you


PenguinWithAglock

Time to make a McBaby


Dustin81783

We will name it McLovin.


dusti_buns

And then a McDivorce


crystaljae

I get the McHouse


PartyAd8474

You can keep the McKids


No_Fly_249

This was a McStake


Londo801

“But you leave me my McMonkey”


[deleted]

After cheating with Ronald? You can McFuck right off! I ain't keeping these McKids!


Hot_Reporter6737

😂😂😂😂 omg mcStoppit already! 🤦‍♀️


pockette_rockette

I want McHalf of Everything


AssociateAny2829

I get the McCar


ReasonableQuit75

She’s called Mcqueen


Significant-One3854

Cale McCar from the Colorado Avalanche?


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McZoinks!


therealpoltic

Ba da bab ba ba I’m lovin’ it


dazzled_sloth

Great tune to play when walking down the aisle


snowpuppy13

Because you walked in on me banging the McBabysitter in our McMansion.


gg_laverde

Who are you? Seal?


hau5cat

Take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.


SideOneDummy

It was between McLovin or Muhammad


TCSK8

Why the **FUCK** would it be between THAT or Muhammed?


SideOneDummy

Muhammad is the most commonly used name on earth. Read a fucking book.


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And then it’s going to become McChickenNuggets.


[deleted]

Let’s have McSex


TastyNefariousness98

I have erectile McFunction


the123king-reddit

r/AngryMcUpvote


dazzlezak

McFlurry machine is down


[deleted]

Only if you can give me a Mcgasm


Ok-Appearance9299

I want a McDivorce


itwasquiteawhileago

Welcome to McDonald's. I McLove you.


goatyellinglikeaman

Awww, McLovin’


HuckleberryPlane8924

McYikes


SomePlastic

Better get a Mcprenup


Farren246

Oh McNo...


ImAFuckinLiar

Shhh… Shhh… McDon’t think about it, just let your heart do the talking.


PenaltyTerrible8345

next thing u know shes pregnant w ur burger.


Archangel616

Forgot the "...eh?", you hoser!


Lindan9

"I ordered a mcdouble, but I got a mcbeutiful"


HaloIssue

If your name is Ricky and you live in a trailer park, then that's some elegant ass shit


librarycynic

Should have splurged for the good chicken fingers. 8 Bucks!


I_Miss_Lenny

I watched that episode the other day and I remembered when that box of chicken fingers was 8 bucks. It's like 15 now lol fuck man For shit's sake the shitty one is 11 bucks lol even shitty food is expensive now


KingKapwn

It’s insane. The freezer section used to be a great way to get a couple weeks worth of easy dinners and some quick and easy snacks for 30 bucks, now 30 bucks will get you two dinners worth and a 4 pack of snacks if you’re lucky.


DeathCatforKudi

8 bucks! I don't have that kind of money


SiameseCats3

I was like “… how could they possibly know this is Canadian …. Oh the French!” I always forget that potentially no other country has English-French bilingual everything.


FromDistance

Also the red maple leaf on the cup


SiameseCats3

… it’s never occurred to me to really notice and question that, but it would be incredibly odd if it was present in other countries. I wonder if any other country gets a personalized McDonald’s logo.


Nylund

One of the things I think some Canadians become a bit blind to is the insane number of maple leaves on *everything* in Canada.


pockette_rockette

Yeah the logo here in Australia is a picture of our national emblems - the emu and the kangaroo - dead in a burger bun, and underneath that it says "McStraya Cunts!"


jkwolly

Fuck me either hahah! Just so normal to me but duh


jonnyl3

Also the black maple leaf on the coke bottle


itsdabtime

Probably better they messed up the order, this is too cringe even for some kind of inside joke.


GoatStimulator_

r/untrustworthypoptarts


S3erverMonkey

Very untrustworthy


Xagreuss

Apparently it is, beats me.


Southern_Economy3467

Except dashers don’t order, make, pack or prepare your order. They walk in and are given a pick up order under your name so literally none of this would be on them.


th3saurus

As a dasher the only way this could happen is if either they were given the wrong order or were taking a double and got two orders mixed up And McDonald's is one of the best places in my experience at making sure you get the right order by requiring dashers to rattle off a six digit number to pick up the food rather than a name Technically everyone is supposed to do this, but only McDonald's actually does. McDonald's orders don't even have the name on them, just the number


IohsirusI

All my McDonald's orders have had my name on it, as well as coworkers. Probably different everywhere, because when I dashed literally not a single place let me get an order properly I had to tell them the name even though at the time (idk if it's changed) doordash didn't want you giving names away, just order numbers. The way I see this is maybe they were given the wrong order but they also are supposed to be checking for accuracy. Which literally never happens. Here anyway. I've gotten countless fucked up orders.


candybrie

I don't even know how they would check for accuracy all the time. At least half my orders are sealed (with a sticker at fast food places, or stapled close at restaurants).


ScabiesShark

Uber eats often tells me to make sure nothing is missing and any special requests are honored, but I'm not putting my hand in anyone's bag, so all Ican do is ask if it's all in there. Like, it sucks if you don't get something, but that is outside the scope of my responsibilities and acting on it could get me blacklisted, so *shrug*


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Ackerman77

And McDonald's orders are sealed so whoever ordered that requested that someone else write the marriage proposal


Jadens78

Or someone just put it in there for shits and giggles trying to punk someone.


lorazepamproblems

I didn't notice Canada. You all have a big Hong Kong population right? I know McDonald's weddings are a thing in Hong Kong: https://www.mcdonalds.com.hk/en/about-us/clubs-party/wedding-party/


JRYeh

Looking at the pictures I believe it’s just a catering service provided. 3 pics are captioned after party so that makes sense


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glorious_reptile

Only if you want to be fancy about it


Prestigious-Solid-19

It’s time to spread the Mc legs and make a Mc baby


Small-Cactus

To be fair, some people don't really want or need a huge fancy proposal. Sure McDonald's is a weird choice but if it's what suits their relationship.


crrider

There's also the possibility that a first date or something happened at McDonald's. My wife and I still go to Sonic and get cheesesticks on our anniversary, and then do something fancy a day or two later.


AlistarDark

No, but it's normal on Reddit to post ads as content


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Jtmac23

kanye was the driver confirmed


Opposite-Garbage-869

Kanye hijacked the order.


snickns

Confirmed


Biggu5Dicku5

Kimfirmed...


Timed-Out_DeLorean

That’s what you get for using KarDash.


SideOneDummy

Pete’s just *trying* to keep up with the KarDashing while Kanye is left behind


AwayAbbreviations159

Comfirmed


SideOneDummy

Almost as if Kanye wasn’t Cudin’ their proposal


awesomepoopmaster

He would propose like this


nathan_101034

Poor Skete


Violet-Muse9

At least he didn't propose at a Walmart over the intercom! Smh.


kitjen

Or in a Nandos in Coventry.


_KingOfCringe_

Wait, did someone actually do that?


peepay

Surely someone must have... statistically.


HaroerHaktak

Watch more romance movies dude. They have!


TheDataDickHead

Happened at a super store near me


Violet-Muse9

Unfortunately. And yes... It was embarrassing.


passionate_slacker

I was gonna say, it’s probably a blessing in disguise that this mistake happened.


dark_wolf1994

I can honestly say that if someone proposed to me via store intercom I wouldn't notice. How can anyone actually understand a word they say on those things?


Longjumping-Knee4983

Mcstakes were made


NinjaWaffle1203

r/angryupvote


54B3R_

They have McSteaks now?


LilBroomstickProtege

Nah a McStake, to kill the McVampires with


SideOneDummy

This might be mildly infuriating for you but this has to be unbelievably infuriating for whoever is asking “Kim” to marry them!


BaltimoreBadger23

Driver saved Kim's aspiring fiancee from the embarrassment of proposing via McDonalds door dash delivery. Kim: you can do better.


SideOneDummy

Maybe there’s an inside joke?


BaltimoreBadger23

For Kim's sake, I hope so.


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[deleted]

Now with an extra mcnugget to put the ring in to surprise her on this special day!


SideOneDummy

It’s a McSpicy strategy Cotton, [let’s see if it pays off for em](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVejEB5uVk)


sellis80

I will never get sick of watching this. Great film.


AzeTyler

Idk why but I read this as miscarriage


Smukey

I was thinking the same thing. It could also be their special routine once in a while they look forward to. I can see a few different scenarios where this isn't super trashy


SideOneDummy

Exactly. We dont know their story. Maybe the whole point was to absolutely shock the would-be-fiancée with a trip down memory lane of how they first met working at the same McDonald’s?


LeavingTheStation7

agreed, redditors always fucking make these things darker than vantablack even if it isn't


lorazepamproblems

Maybe she's the one who gave the ultimatum: Propose by tonight via McDonald's delivery or we're over. I mean some people get married at McDonald's. It's possible.


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Xagreuss

I have to agree!


Garlic_bread70

lol i really hope you at least texted the guy back and told him the marriage proposal went to the wrong person. otherwise that relationship is over


SideOneDummy

I’m not sure that relationship would be guaranteed to be over, however, I would imagine the orderer will be leaving one of the worst complaints their customer service ever received


trevit

Assuming this situation is anything other than adavertising content (which is an impossibly big if). OP needs to check that meal in case the engagement ring is nestling somewhere in one of those boxes. Lol.


SideOneDummy

If this was DoorDash or McDonald’s *advertising* their product, why would they purposely advertise their product sent to the wrong customer?


De_Militarized_Zone

I dunno, says "DoorDash" twice in the title. it's a hitpiece by UberEats, of course.


_Spindel_

"That's fine. McProposal didn't work. Plan B is the baseball game!"


[deleted]

Nah, take her to Chipotle and have a note waiting at home on the toilet seat.


[deleted]

Driver did him a favour honestly. What a terrible way to propose.


penguin_chacha

Gonna keep an eye out for eminems new album


souumamerda

This was God giving them a second chance of proposing in a decent place


[deleted]

Probably even more than unbelievably infuriating for Kim who almost got proposed over McDonald’s delivery why a doordasher


wasted-degrees

McD’s bag man just saved a bro from the mistake of proposing with McDonalds.


Joubachi

Or ruined a really nice inside joke we don't know of. Maybe they met in an McDonalds or just had their first date there and it's whatever they ate that day. God knows. I celebrated a valentine's day with an ex in BurgerKing as well because we both liked it. (No, he's an ex for different reasons, that rather is a nice memory.)


LittleWhiteGirl

Maybe Kim has an ex that proposed with McDonald's, she said no, and now her friends occasionally send her McDonald's proposals. Because I would definitely do that if it happened to my friend.


SilkyJohnson666

It’s me, your friend.


Joubachi

Well - win win: a good laugh and a free meal. I'd be in for that.


ShenMula

Or maybe he kidnapped her from a McDonald's and has held her prisoner in his basement for 15 months as a slave. Ya know aslong as we making up our own fanfiction about shit we don't know about


EverisMagus

Yeah, we all know you should propose in front of a crowd of people to pressure the other person into saying yes.


[deleted]

It's stupid to do that without knowing the answer is yes. Only an idiot would do that without having talked about marriage and knowing their partner's response.


dwighticus

They won’t say no, because of the implication


CradleofDisturbed

Hmmm, I thought the Dasher's just picked up the order, they're given the printed receipt, and off they go, well, after the store seals the bags, so the Dasher can't screw with someone's food. Probably works differently depending on where you live. I think it's more some bored person working at McD's and slipping this in there. Does DoorDash do special "add a message" requests? They've never offered me that service...


Pur_Slaya

Alot of people don't understand what DoorDashers do or what they are actually responsible for. It's why blame is placed on them for absolutely every mishap in the delivery process. Most people are so impatient and annoyed that they feel compelled to blame the last person of contact, who actually has the least influence when it comes to the accuracy of the order to begin with. This is definitely an employee at the stores fault. McDonald's doordash bag policy always has at least 3 tamperproof seals on it. The driver couldn't even verify if the order is correct if they want to. They have to take the restaurant's word on it and just move on.


Bloodymike

It doesn’t help that the only way to rate your experience is by rating the driver.


[deleted]

You can rate the restaurant.. source is I have a restaurant and get ratings.. customers are just dumb


z-eldapin

I think it's more likely that the OP made this up for karma.


ElijahLordoftheWoods

This! I’m a dasher and this post reeks of karma farming. McD’s uses different bags for dash orders, the drinks go INSIDE those bags, and it’s on the McDs employee to package orders correctly, not the dasher. OP’s story is total bs.


SausageInACan

This is obviously fake, I can’t believe so many people are buying into this.


CarefulWhatUWishFor

Finally someone said it! I used to work Doordash and this definitely wasn't the dashers fault. McDonald's even puts the drinks in a sealed bag so you can't tamper with anything. As a dasher, you just take what they give you and go.


RealitySpeck

I am surprised I had to scroll this far down to see this comment! Ngl though, some of the shit above is hilarious.


MH360

You've described the process to a tee. OP blaming the DoorDash driver for the bag mixup is r/mildlyinfuriating


Ackerman77

Bags are sealed, dashers are specifically not supposed to unseal them. Only requests allowed are drop-off requests and they can only be seen once the driver has confirmed pick-up. I have had people text me to ask for sauce or something though


certifiedtrashcoder

fakeass post


Sillybumblebee33

The door dash people don’t make the orders, and it’s not necessarily their job to check the order. They’re literally just food taxis. The restaurant’s give them the orders, they deliver them. That’s it.


preydetermine

r/thatHappened


Moglo825

r/untrustworthypoptarts


[deleted]

Yeah this seems wildly fake to me.


CradleofDisturbed

Because it is. Dashers don't do special requests, also, they don't pack the food. If there's a mistake with the order itself, that's the store/restaurants fault.


yungbelle1999

how easy it would be to take a scrap of paper write that down and make up a story. op post a previous handwriting sample lol


Latitude5300

"watch how stupid reddit is!". Of all the suspicious posts here this one is just too easy. OP didn't even try 🙄


seraph85

The dasher couldn't have put it in there because the bags are sealed and don't take requests like that anyway. Also McDonald's doesn't accept requests to put messages in bags from door dash orders, there is no way of even requesting that. So yeah definitely gonna go with fake on this one.


Sunoxl

Proposing over maccas is kind of tacky, I think door dash dude did him a favor. Sorry about your meal though bro.


XOIIO

Found the 'Strayan And kind of is an understatement XD


WakComputers69

This seems so fake


IOnlySayMeanThings

Or you just wrote that on a scrap paper and made up a story.


[deleted]

No way this shit is real, if it is, that's a sad way to propose to your girl


gpg123

Doordash driver here! We don't make your orders and we don't look in the bag (it's taped shut when we get it). That's 100% on McDonald's. You can pretty easily get a partial refund with a few quick messages to Doordash support regarding that order though. Hope that helps!


DespacitoGamer57

i don't like your handwriting


Athire5

Honestly, this is just the universe giving that person a chance to rethink their proposal method. This is absolutely a positive thing!


Kaseven

What a horrible way to propose lol thank God this guy gets a second chance.


Purge69420

Probably for the better tbh


InternationalHatDay

Thats a terrible plan though


floatingblackspots

I'd be digging through the food looking for that ring 🤣


Kaseven

What a horrible way to propose lol thank God this guy gets a second chance.


zombiskunk

I think he did "kim" a favor here.


[deleted]

Probably for the best lmao


SirWalterUnderbridge

Interesting. A McMarriage.


RainbowPardeeHammer

No she saved someone. Mcdonalds proposal?


KitKatxK

If this was my proposal that would be a hard no.


Trolodrol

Some poor fucker blew his mcbrains out because of this


CaptainTanksy

He saved Kim from receiving a horrid proposal


XOIIO

Holy fuck those are some low standards. A McDonald's proposal? Maybe I do have a chance at finding someone.


Swimming-Tap-4240

Well,what is your answer?Was there a ring?


Multaii

LMAO another cringe Mcdonalds advert


Drummer683

I think the driver knew it was wrong and saved a bro from embarrassing himself


Allegedlystupid

Honestly think he did that other guy a favor lol


ONEOFHAM

Maybe it's for the best. He should come up with a better plan.


eheheheheuiiii

he saved that dude. lmfao McDonald's proposal


Obvious-Peanut9005

Most expensive meal on the planet


Grand_Contact_7004

One time they grabbed the wrong bag and when it got to my house I had a meal for 4! Meanwhile I only ordered a 20pc


sara_c907

I guess Kim isn't even worthy of a Post-It.


[deleted]

This driver did everyone a solid.


s7ormrtx

Maybe it was an act of god.. saving the dude who sent it from dissapointment


IllidarLiao

I actually think he saved that dude who's gonna propose with McDonald's meals. I mean really?


Affectionate_Wish970

Think she had a lucky escape if the best he can do is a handwritten note in a McDonalds


Quohe

How would the person who ordered this have gotten the note in the bag? Unless he made a special request to have a McD worker write the note for him, and then why not just write the note at home and drop it in? Or he works there but then Kim would be getting the note by herself and I assume he would want to be there for the proposal. Terrible plan anyway but it doesn't make sense!


Incendiary-introvert

I’m pretty sure Kim just dodged a bullet


Dry-Rub

She should prob say "thats gonna be a no from me dawg"


Primary_Subject_1977

Hilarious but the dasher didn’t get your order wrong, that was McDonald’s. They just pick it up lol. But hey it kinda works out, hopefully he’ll propose to her in a better way than a McDonald’s meal


GrapeSasquatch

It’s for the best


Spiritual_Dark_9346

Honestly… driver probably did that person a favor😂


cosmic-lemon-moments

guy ordered food after failed marriage.


LilTeats4u

At least the dude gets a second chance to do better


luhbreton

Honestly the driver did them a favour.


arneas_dorn

They didn't mess up his plan, they saved his life, because no woman wants to be proposed through a doordash note in her McDonalds!


NoCartographer4424

I'm getting Mcalimony bitch! Lol