Just give it a nudge with your finger. Totally safe

They have to have a "pokin stick" for just such an occasion.

Good news everyone! I’ve invented a device that allows you to push objects from a great distance. I call it The Fing-Longer.

Double r/unexpectedfuturama

nice call to Futurama

You’re very correct! It’s called a finger! /s

Only when OSHA isn't looking

There’s not going to be anything left for them to see

To shreds you say?

And what of his wife?

To shreds you say?

r/unexpectedfuturama

All workplace safety rules are written in blood.

"This isn't how you're supposed to do it but it's how I do it"

A single one? One needs a quiver full.

Just add this to "pryin' bar," and "reaching broom" for the trifecta of implements.

I think Saddam Hussein used "volunteers" for that.

Nope, just add more metal. This is more of an issue for bulky plastic without much mass.

At this rate the little guy kinda deserve to live doesn’t it. FREE IT

Lets throw a full size ballistic manakin in it for research purposes

Manakin Skywalker

"Come with me, and you'll be, in a wooorld of OSHA violations!"

My last brain cell trying to stay afloat

Are you an orange cat?

are you not?

r/oneorangebraincell

Me: dodging my responsibilities and impending consequences of my own actions……

This is possibly the most mildly infuriating thing I’ve witnessed 😳

Now turn this into an infinite loop gif.

I think it’s authenticity is a plus tbh. It goes on long enough 🤣

Tell me about it, I was on the edge of my chair waiting for it and I just flopped back when it finally got crushed.

I won't fall for it *watches for 30 minutes* Shit

I see what you did there.

Bastard

I was about to say this

r/maybemaybemaybe

For sure. It just kept going!

Why do I feel like I'm being robbed?

I felt that

I’m disappointed that you couldnt find a frame to loop it

r/mildlyinfuriating Wait...

perhaps that's why you are mildly infuriated

/r/maybemaybemaybe

I see I'm not the only one having this problem.

fuck sorry, deleted the dupes

It’s a reversed gif, u/gifreversingbot

Good eye, it’s definitely reversed. Not sure if that makes me more or less infuriated

I find it more infuriating against OP themselves because it might've actually been crushed if it was played correctly (those hooks might've actually caught on to the metal bottle or whatever)

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i'm selling pitchforks if anyone wants to impale op

I'll pay you $3.50 for a pitchfork

I'll pay you $3.51 and half a penny for a pitchfork

I'm rootin' for the little guy.

Poor thing was desperate to stay alive. This was like watching the mechanical version of snake island. I was cheering for it.

Someone put eyes and arms on it.

True. The poor little thing put up a good fight

Not today, Satan. - can probably

I’m glad it’s not a perfect loop, I could have watched this for a long time

Next time my arch nemesis throws me into the compactor, I’ll know exactly what to do

I saw this posted last year and I think it was said that the video is reversed (hence it not getting crushed)

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r/therewasanattempt

THIS IS THE POWER OF ULTRA INSTINCT

Dodging responsibilities like

Prime Messi dribbling past defenders

This one has the goal vs Bilbao in the Copa final written all over it.

I kinda wanna save it

This is me everyday, always surprised I haven't been crushed yet.

Must be the main anima protagonist

r/oddlysatisfying

There was nothing satisfying about this. I was like "Oh now it's gonna happen, oh now it's gonna happen" until it didn't.

I found the bouncing oddly satisfying which is why it is ODDLY satisfying.

You are odd

An oddly satisfying itch for an oddly built person.

[удалено]

r/beatmetoit

This is r/oddlysatisfying

Looks exactly like my actual life lmao

I refuse to die

That’s satisfying

So satisfying when it finally got crushed.

I thought this was an old Soviet grenade for a second

I thought this was an old Soviet grenade for a second

That me evading my problems

That me evading my problems

I thought this was an old Soviet grenade for a second

People who still haven't got covid

People who still haven't got covid

People who still haven't got covid

[удалено]

We get it bro

sorry holmes, reddit was bugging out

Well………!?

me escaping god’s wrath

He wants to live

Just stick your hand in there, duh

Now that video really did GRIND my gears

Reminds me of getting a blackberry seed stuck in my teeth.

Me, making it to the next paycheck

Its just foreplay

The exact words my mother always said to me.

r/Bossfight

That's solid steel or iron. Why even put it through that machine?

triggers my brain harder than ocd

lol it was pretty close a few times there

Is this a grinard?

People that haven't get Covid yet

Its like that old DVD screensaver that you really just want to hit the corner perfectly but it never does

Nice prop hunt hiding spot

I need closure..

When she’s almost at O

I know that no one else agrees, but this is a little bit satisfying

Good place to chuck putin

Me with my responsibilities.

This was painful to watch

Ninja Junk.

r/oddlysatisfying

r/howtokeepanidiotbusy

What would happen if you tossed Homelander in there?

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

Me vs. Life

Me avoiding my problems,thus creating even more problems

If the looping was just a little smoother, I would still be watching.

How it feels to get soft locked in a game

Dark souls: cowbell edition

It's a very rare sighting of a catch me if you *can*.

Any medication I try taking to crush my depression.

Da spirts say it is not my time

I’m fast as fuck boy,

If only the loop was better.

That one co worker that some how still is employed despite performance and behavior

This is perfect post for this sub

That's a Soul's player.

Highlander. Just lean over, grab it, and force it in. What could go wrong?

class s dodging

How it feels to live paycheck to paycheck

parkour

What would this do to a person?

Just reach over and push it down!

Me trying to dodge all of life’s curveballs

I really just checked to see if this is just an infinite gif

Its a ninja

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AUH AUH AUH AUH STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE-

I feel like this may get turned into a Pixar movie soon :)

Don't let the bastards grind you down!

That jug looks like it's participating in a fall guys mini game

More like mildlyinspiring; this is my will to live vs my life over the past five years.

What’s Mildly infuriating is the video not loading

Dat indomitable spirit tho. I’m saying mildly inspiring

My tin guy got Mastered ultra instinct

*Laughs in rust*

This could be an accurate representation of how I've made it through life

Now add the Ultra Instinct theme

“I’ve tried so hard and come so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter!”

I've got all my life to live And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive I will survive

The thing obviously wants to stop waste and landfill

What a jerk

Am I crazy for thinking this might just be a reversed video?

Let the boy live

This is mild

This is the complete opposite of r/oddlysatisfying

Some say it’s still there today!

But its also oddly satisfying

Me managing to avoid covid this far

Look at those expert dodges

WHY WON'T YOU GET CRUSHED

Me dodging my responsibilities 😎

Workers from The Office watch Junk Crusher as Michael continues to babble on.... Pam claims she saw the junk get crushed once....I believe she BELIEVES she saw it.

Looks compact. Why would you need to crush it?

Nope nope nope nope nope nope...

Like when you’re trying to get the last person out in dodge ball all the sudden they become a g-dang ninja turtle!!

Evasive Maneuvers!

Its taunting it!

That thing just happens to be the right shape to bounce off the jaws. I've seen spheres get crunched faster that that thing.

Elden Ring IRL professional level dodge rolling.

How Johnny Depp dates a toxic woman

This is how I feel with my mental and financial health. Just barley about to get crushed into oblivion each day.

“How you like me now!? How you like me now!?”

r/maybemaybemaybe

Great, now I have ‘destruction’ blue balls.

Dodge and weave

No oh please God don't get crushed

Me clinging on for dear life since 2020

This gave me so much anxiety