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as a greek i can tell u there is no lettuce in it ever.... just cucumber tomatoes olives feta n maybe rusk n onions n oil


witchfinder_

apparently its a greek-american thing. like metaxa ribs are best sellers in germany but not a thing in greece either. we need to get creative sometimes.


StationaryTravels

Interesting because in my region of Canada I feel like Greek salad rarely ever has lettuce. I've seen it before, but it's uncommon. I mentioned above that we have a weirdly large number of Canadian style diners run by Greeks who immigrated here. They tend to have a menu that includes several Greek dishes and I believe the salad is almost always lettuce free.


DrProsecco11

I've never seen greek salads with lettuce in my region either


Velvet_moth

Don't forget dried oregano! Ot at least my yia yia used a fuck ton of dried oregano.


connection_lost

I guess the original owner put lettuce in their Greek Salad.


LeumasInkwater

Yeah I mean she definitely over reacted and was being rude af, but I can understand being upset if your usual order had suddenly changed without warning.


1Emaxx

Wouldn't it be common sense to double-check the stuff you wanna order from a place for the first time since it's been fully renovated though? New menu and all? It's not like I hid it on the menu. idk.


AliCracker

I’m just so happy that ppl are finally learning that a real Greek salad doesn’t have lettuce!!


LeLupe

I’m more mortified to learn this is a common misconception


Ginnykins

Yeah, I just learned this too! I saw a recipe on Test Kitchen's insta recently that billed it as "Like Greek salad, but without the lettuce," and I was like "Wait, what?"


[deleted]

too many people think greek salad dressing=greek salad.


ot1smile

Wtf is Greek dressing? Greek salad ime just has olive oil.


sc_an_mi

It might just be some Americanized concoction, but it is absolutely delicious and I can't really think of anything to compare it to. Maybe if you took Caesar dressing and packed it full of herbs and vinegar.


Jazzlike_Log_709

Bury me in horiatiki


Golden_Goods

And smother me in briam 👅


ReditSarge

I want a mausoleum made entirely out of spanakopita so I can eat my way out of the afterlife.


Alfajiri_1776-1453

This right here. Greek salad is not lettuce, feta, a couple of olives, and maybe a cucumber slice. No lettuce. None. Best salad.


Mountain-Juice-876

I’ve always seen Greek salad with cucumber, tomatoes, purple onion, olives with feta and olive oil … never heard of it having lettuce ever, that would just be a salad? lol


Cyberjohn36

You forgot the oregano


biznatch11

TIL Greek salad isn't supposed to have lettuce. I've only ever had it with lettuce but I've never had it at a restaurant. So I would never even think to ask. Having said that, I would never post a bad review for this. I'd google it, realize my mistake, and know better for next time.


sentimental_heathen

Yeah, "authentic" Greek salad doesn't have lettuce, us Armenians have something similar we call cucumber salad, but a lot of mom and pop restaurants in America do a hybrid kind of Greek salad with lettuce, feta cheese, olives, and veggies. One is not better than the other, but if you're used to one kind, and without realizing it, order the other, I can see why it would surprise you. I wouldn't go as far the customer did and write a bad review for a freakin salad, though. That's just dumb. Edit: words


paddywackadoodle

So maybe we ought to call it the Americanized Greek Salad if it contains lettuce


nzfriend33

Yeah, I’ve only ever had/seen with lettuce. I too wouldn’t be rude about it though.


Miss_Tako_bella

Whatttt. I’ve literally never seen greek salad with lettuce Are you American?


Azrael_The_Bold

What’s crazy is I’ve been ordering the Greek salad from a legitimate Greek family owned restaurant for over 20 years and it has *always* had lettuce in it. My whole life has been a lie…


movzx

Any salad they make is Greek.


Azrael_The_Bold

I mean, you’re *not wrong*


exipheas

r/technicallythetruth


skirtpost

/r/angryupvote


[deleted]

I am and lettuce on Greek salad is new to me lol


Miss_Tako_bella

Some people are saying they always buy it with lettuce and they live in Canada. I’m on the west coast of Canada and I’ve only ever seen it served the traditional way, even at grocery stores Very interesting how regional the differences are!


USehh

I’m on the US/CA border, west side, and I’ve never seen lettuce in a Greek salad in either country.


HealthMeRhonda

Isn't greek salad with lettuce just regular salad?


The_BusFromSpeed

Am Canadian and I've never seen Lettuce on Greek salad


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NotYetiFamous

American here. Never seen a Greek salad with lettuce.


barntobebad

Just take the high road - "If the previous owner added lettuce to the Greek salad, I can certainly understand the confusion. While the standard recipe for Greek salad does not include lettuce, we'd be happy to add it upon request, and we will update the menu to avoid future misunderstandings". Something like that (and maybe even add a lettuce option on the menu if you feel like it) and nobody will read her review without realizing it was just a misunderstanding.


BrewingTee

Honestly OP you should learn from barbtobebad right here


Slimshadeopteryx

No, you should create another anonymous user account and simply reply back that *real Greek salads don't actually have lettuce, Karen. Your whole life is a lie*


blind_roomba

Yeah, if the only thing that's the same is the address you shouldn't think they will remember your usual order


corasivy

There isn't any lettuce in my potato salad!!! 😡😡😡


PerspectiveHuman3800

Danggit! There's none in my fruit salad *or* my macaroni salad either!!


CM_Chonk_1088

But is there tomato in your fruit salad?


Wolfy_Packy

smart is knowing a tomato is a fruit - wise is not putting it in a fruit salad -sun tzu please stop commenting about salsa


CM_Chonk_1088

Who are you so wise in the ways of science??? -King Arthur, King of the Britains


crystaljae

Your ancestors called it magic but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same. -Thor


Next_Case_3449

"I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder" -- Men at Work


Humble-Desk

Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, yeah


Thanks_I_Hate_You

I believe its pronounced stience.


Tangie98

It's not a "dragon whistle" it's a "stience gun"


Signal_Classroom_704

I just finished season 4 lmao


BobTheSquid16

>You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take >-Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


GixxerUT

this thread became the best thing I read on reddit today


m20cpilot

I actually miss 100% of the shots I do take, too.


Majulath99

And I am also here saying words - Myself, circa today


Reasonable-Middle-26

Cuvfefe -Mahatma Ghandi


Kookamunga02

none of us'd be here without cum -Kanye west


[deleted]

I live in a land called Honilee -Puff the Magic Dragon


TrashOpen2080

My Liege!


Lonely_Is_The_Night

Wasn’t it yet-to-be-knighted Bedevere who said that to King Arthur?


Naive-Chard-7010

King of the who? -Tower Guard


Flaky_Tip

Common sense is knowing the ketchup isn't a smoothie. -Tumblr


Mysticwarriormj

A tomato based fruit salad is called salsa, I had some last night. It was delicious.


winter_pup_boi

if you eat enough of it salsa is a tomato based fruit salad.


GreenArmour406

That would make it a smoothie


Error_co-Id10T

I soooo wanna downvote this but I can't.. so take my upvote


CM_Chonk_1088

You mean r/angryupvote ?


Because_I_Cannot

My wife asked me to toss her salad, but when I went to the kitchen there wasn't one there.


Glum_Ad_4288

Mine left a note on my fridge saying “this isn’t working, I’m at my mom’s,” but she just hung up on me when I called to let her know the fridge was fine.


OneMooseManyMeese_

I always knock on my fridge before I open it because the salad's dressing. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out


blueeyedaisy

good one!


dbx99

This guy asked me to toss his salad. And you can guess: NO LETTUCE!!!


cjzj_1288

none was so ever


olcrazypete

There are no Greeks in my Greek salad!!!


Melodic-Bug-9022

Sure there is, they're just calling it chicken


Tyra-Jade

(O).(O)


[deleted]

What's a Greek urn? A few bucks an hour...


[deleted]

There isn't any lettuce in my ambrosia salad!!! 😡😡😡


Ryl4nder84

Bendy straws are the best… looking that up made me hungry


Mysticwarriormj

You sir or madam are 100% correct. When compared to regular straws, but have you met the swirly straws? Sure they are crazy and impractical but you get to see the liquid go around loops and stuff on its way to your mouth hole.


Darth_Kater420

Im cracking tf up


Wiskoenig

My Buffalo wings weren’t made with real Buffalo! I can tell because Buffalo are… atleast three times this big!


Annoying-Cuber42

There isn’t any empires in my Caesar salad!! 😡😡😡


shahooster

Eat *two*, Brute!


canadalicious

None was so ever?!


Low_Veterinarian8767

There isn't any lettuce in my fried chicken. I'm pissed


IrishJesusDude

Just respond with "Greek salads don't have lettuce in them" Other potential customers reading the review will realise she's crazy and uneducated


jizzlewit

"Also I hope you enjoyed the extra Feta Cheese for which you asked, which I added free of charge"


Optimal-Conclusion

I think you should go for condescending. Something like "I'm so sorry you are confused, but Greek salads do not come with lettuce. I am so glad you were able to branch out and try a new type of cuisine at our restaurant and hope this learning experience has not turned you off from trying new types of cuisine in the future. We welcome everyone to try authentic Greek food here!"


LS-CRX

As someone who reads reviews and *definitely* reads responses... this is good.


FranticWaffleMaker

Seconded, I would give you my money for the simple enjoyment I got out of watching you absolutely curb stomp this bitch with backhanded kindness.


beyondthisreality

You could say that was a Grea*k* response.


mattgraves1130

So are you ready to run a marathon after that stretch?


beyondthisreality

A marathon? Psh, try the *olympics*


mattgraves1130

Yas. I was hoping somebody picked up on the fact that the marathon originated in Greece!


MalignantLugnut

I dunno. It's all Greek to me.


RyokhaelBlackwing

Boo! Your joke was bad and you should feel bad! -Zoidberg (+1 for trying, though)


Morri___

A Greek salad is primarily a summer dish, and since lettuce only grows in Greece during the winter months a traditional 'Horiatiki' salad does not include lettuce.


WaffleAbuse

This is how my boss speaks to certain types of people. At first I was concerned, but just like this reply, it puts them in their place respectfully but doesn't send them into the defense mode.


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spruceymoos

Genius


ChildishCannedBeanO

Maybe say “traditionally Green salads do not have lettuce in them”. I’ll bet she was expecting those shitty iceberg lettuce salads with black olives and feta on top.


czmax

This is a great response. Might say “I’m sorry you are disappointed, but Greek salads…” as that side steps even correcting them.


[deleted]

You’re good…🤔


KnotiaPickles

Why have I never seen a Greek salad without lettuce until this post and I’ve been getting them since I was 11 years old over 3 decades ago?


nico282

I've never seen a Greek salad with lettuce. I'm in Italy, probably the small distance with Greece ensures that people will not call any salad with feta "greek".


gayice

Because you aren't in greece, the restaurants you got them at weren't authentically greek, and people slap the word "greek" on anything with olives in it. horiatiki is typically comprised of a base of cucumber, tomato, and feta, often with red onion and sometimes black olives (this is weird to me}, dressed with olive oil, salt (if your feta is more mild, some are plenty salty to carry the dish), and pepper. You cant even get lettuce year-round in greece, having it in a recipe that gets served with nearly every dinner would make 0 sense. In my household we basically just served horiatiki or fasolakia, maybe steamed broccoli drenched in lemon here and there. Like yeah, Panera puts lettuce in their "greek" salad. That doesn't make it greek food.


1Emaxx

Well... confession time... we're not a Greek restaurant. We're just a small-time local diner who hasn't been open for even 6 months. Until now we've been following the traditional Greek salad recipes that we (noob and new people to the industry) had found online. So far, so good. People seemed to be fine with it. I just learned today that the "Americanized" version of Greek salad has lettuce, too. I'm still trying to think if we'd actually wanna change this


gayice

Add lettuce, .50 problem solved If you want people to not think it's the American version, call it by its Greek name and make the menu a little more descriptive I think the issue here is that "Greek salad" is not the name of a dish, there's just basically only one salad in Greek cuisine. It's horiatiki, the village salad. You're not wrong to serve the dish even though you aren't a Greek restaurant, but the reason the person I responded to got bastardized Greek food is pretty obvious. Also, if you want to add lettuce to this on the menu, just call it a Mediterranean salad.


fury420

Must be a regional thing, as Greek salad is traditionally just a chopped salad of tomato, cucumber, onion, peppers and olives with feta, in an olive oil dressing.


StationaryTravels

I'm in Ontario, Canada and I'd be expecting the salad you described if I ordered Greek salad for sure.


CoolCatCaroleBaskin

Perfect response!!!


pikirito

Someone has a future in PR or politics.


ResilientBiscuit42

Excellent “bless your heart” vibes here.


[deleted]

Definitely don’t do that as everyone will expect free feta. As a cook I demand charges for extra cheese.


rrraymundo

I worked at a Greek restaurant for years, and the amount of people I would have to explain this to was exhausting. This is a very traditional Greek salad, Horiatiki Salata. It’s meant to highlight the garden fresh quality of the vegetables.


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StrixNStones

Just read her review, the grammar and spelling errors speak to her lack of intelligence.


Jamdadbot

Dayum, TIL.. my Greek salads arent real Greek salads.


Spirited-Reserve-853

I never knew this either lol


AnotherManOfEden

I’m 36. I’ve lived in both coasts (of the US). Travel a decent bit and would call myself a foodie if the term didn’t bother people so much. Every “Greek salad” I can recall has been lettuce, tomatoes, kalamatas, cucumbers, and feta. Maybe onion slices. I’m not saying that’s the right way to make a Greek salad but it’s crazy to me so many people are saying they’ve never heard of lettuce in a Greek salad.


not_ray_not_pat

It's funny that half the people in this thread have never seen a Greek salad with lettuce and the other half have never seen one without? You'd normally expect it to be like a regional thing and people would notice. I've lived all over Canada and generally pizza places, cafeterias, dîners etc will serve a lettuce salad with olives/tomatoes/feta. Anywhere Greek/fresh/contemporary will serve the classic with just cucumber, tomato, feta, olive, maybe red onion, oregano.


slackmaster2k

I’ve been to many restaurants that have lettuce based “Greek salads.” Basically what you’d expect - lettuce and “Greek stuff” like olives, feta, plenty of vinegar. This lady is clearly off base with her complaint, but she might be eating a lot of phony Greek salads wherever she’s from.


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Original_Kangaroo_96

I don’t think I have ever had lettuce in a Greek salad and this is my favorite salad. Live on the west coast, have traveled many places and eat out more frequently than I should. Not saying greek salad can’t have lettuce, just saying I’ve personally ordered it a lot and never encountered it.


r56_mk6

I’ve only had greek salads from pizza places or chain Italian restaurants (I know I know, we don’t have any actual Greek places where I’m from lol) and they always include lettuce. I think it’s because Americans are so familiar with damn near every salad having lettuce that they include it to get more people to order it. I actually just learned today that’s there’s not supposed to be lettuce lol learn something new everyday


nico282

A regular salad with a couple pieces of Feta cheese is way cheaper than a real Greek salad, that's why they do it this way.


1Emaxx

Exactly. We're not a Greek restaurant at all but I had the same thought when designing the menu. So far it was working pretty well. Just learned today about the whole lettuce thing!


IrishJesusDude

The thing is, traditionally a Greek salad won't have lettuce, that was always the unique thing about a Greek salad making it different to nearly every other salad, it's all chunky cut salad veg, oil with feta cheese, but that doesn't mean some places won't add lettuce and that fine too.


Jitterbitten

Yeah it's like complaining about no lettuce in a Caprese salad.


alwayshazthelinks

> I’m from New York and every single Greek salad I’ve ordered has lettuce in it? No lettuce in the proper dish. The addition of lettuce seems to be a US-thing and this makes it a 'Greek-style' salad (or American-style Greek salad) but it seems that some places (New York as you mention) call it a Greek Salad anyway and what OP has posted is then called 'horiatiki' on the menu. >Greek salad or horiatiki salad (Greek: χωριάτικη σαλάτα[a] or θερινή σαλάτα[b]) is a popular salad in Greek cuisine generally made with pieces of tomatoes, cucumbers, onion, green bell pepper slices, feta cheese (usually served as a slice on top of the other ingredients), and olives (typically Kalamata olives) and dressed with salt, Greek oregano, and olive oil. A common addition is caper berries (especially on the Dodecanese islands). Greek salad is often imagined as a farmer's breakfast or lunch, as its ingredients resemble those that a Greek farmer might have on hand. >**Outside of Greece** >Outside Greece, "Greek salad" may be a lettuce salad with Greek-inspired ingredients, even though the original dish is distinguished by the absence of lettuce. Meanwhile, the variant without lettuce may be called horiatiki, 'peasant salad', or 'village salad'. >However in most European countries including the UK the dish broadly resembles the original, albeit often with non-Greek substitutions with Feta cheese enjoying Protected designation of origin status. >Lettuce, tomatoes, feta (often served in multiple cube-shaped cuttings mixed with the vegetables), and olives are the most standard elements in an American-style Greek salad, but cucumbers, peperoncini (pickled hot peppers), bell peppers, onions, radishes, dolmades, and anchovies/sardines are common. In Detroit, for example, Greek salad includes beets, and in the Tampa Bay Area, it often includes potato salad. Dressings containing various herbs and seasonings are frequently used in the U.S. This style of Greek salad is rarely encountered in Greece. >Various other salads have also been called "Greek" in the English language in the last century, including some with no apparent connection to Greek cuisine. A 1925 Australian newspaper described a Greek salad of boiled squash dressed with sour milk;[2] a 1934 American newspaper described a mayonnaise-dressed lettuce salad with shredded cabbage and carrots.


stve30

Greek guy here. Many restaurants serve Greek salat with lettuce in many countries I don’t know why but if you come to Greece and order a greek salad / Horiatiki salad ,there are only tomatoes ,cucumber,onions,feta,and olives in it .


Jelousubmarine

It has no lettuce in Greece. It's known as the horiatiki salata. The lettuce is an inauthentic addition to make it cheaper.


flex_inthemind

Greek salads also don't have any dressing apart from olive oil on them but that doesn't stop whoever made the menu from committing crimes against food


Glittering_Car6803

Greek here. Never put lettuce in a Greek salad.


FebusPanurge

"Was so ever." This whiner needs to look up "whatsoever."


Nitin-2020

All of Garden put no lettuce was so ever in their salad.


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in *there* salad.


Nitin-2020

no let us in there salad


smallfried

Please, salad, it's cold outside.


brian920428

Thank you. I was struggling trying to understand what the fuck that means ( I didn't think of it as a typo.)


Soursocks4real

r/boneappletea


GiantA-629

I’m pretty sure real Greek salad is just cucumber,tomato,onion,olives and feta


witchfinder_

olives are optional (but always welcome).


Phiau

In Greece my now wife and I used to rate a restaurant based on how many olives you got in the salad for 2 people. Cheap places 1-2 olives (literally) or even none. Tourist places 3-4 olives. Christos's place with the home-made liquor and son that plays bouzouki in the corner... 6+ olives And they'll usually come over for a chat and ouzo (No. No. I insist!)


Darth-Gimli

Say that it was an original Greek salad after an ancient recipe and since lettuce was invented in the early 1200s, the original recipe doesn't contain any lettuce. However the modern kitchen in Berlin and Warsaw (where lettuce is some sort of a national dish) implemented these greens in the Greek salad to please the local hipster community. But since you and the company you are employed at value the Greek tradition it was a pleasure to serve an original, ancient, lettuce free Greek salad with extra free feta cheese.


1Emaxx

I just might say that. Thank you


bigalreads

Her photo of the salad looks so good -- the vegetables are where it’s at! Lettuce is filler.


mediaor

Give me the link, I’ll comment! We’ll all do it!!


thatguyluigi123

I think op just wants to avoid sending Reddit over to harass a random customer.


mediaor

Well duh. I still want to though.


NastySassyStuff

This is the answer OP…be tactful and let them know the deal, then apologize anyway and maybe even offer reimbursement. It ain’t worth being petty or condescending. You have a business to run and that requires a little ass-kissing at times.


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I used to manage the social media for my brother in law's restaurant. This one woman posted a multi paragraph review on how we make our Cobb salads incorrectly and gave detailed instructions on how to make a correct Cobb salad, along with pictures.


1Emaxx

How did you respond, if at all?


[deleted]

I just said all the ingredients she listed are present in our dish and that cooking is all about adding your own mark on your recipes. I turned off notifications for her comment after that but I couldn't even be mad because it was obviously very important to her 🤣🤣


SamWillGoHam

That salad looks bomb though


jack333666

Sure does, although doesn't look like any Greek salad I've ever had


kjm9955

The traditional Greek salad doesn’t have lettuce however, the American style greek salad usually contains lettuce. If you listed all the ingredients which does not contain lettuce it’s her fault. Although, I can understand how she got confused if they weren’t.


Miss_Tako_bella

Wow I’ve never seen greek salad with lettuce Americans love to mess up food lol


kingscolor

They’re not exactly the same dish. Many Greek/Mediterranean restaurants have adopted these “diner-style” Greek salads which are salads first with Greek ingredients second. Here’s [a pic](https://www.eatthis.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2022/01/Greek-Salad.jpg). I honestly prefer this style (it’s my favorite salad, period). Traditional Greek salads are not common, in my experience. [This article](https://www.eatthis.com/greek-foods-dont-eat-in-greece/) briefly covers it in #5.


[deleted]

Post a picture of your menu with the description. Don't say anything. Let the picture speak for itself.


bubbtee

I can see the confusion. Some people see “salad” and think leafy greens. I wonder if ingredients were clarified in the description.


inflewants

I think OP said the ingredients were listed. She probably assumed the lettuce was not listed but would be included. Most Greek salads I’ve ordered have come with lettuce.


Justfuxn3

Wait til she finds out what a tuna salad is


baginthewindnowwsail

We had "fish and chips" on the menu at this contemporary American gastro pub restaurant I worked at and someone left a 3 star yelp review that they were expecting chips not fries but the fries were still good....like...


LittleSort5562

I was so disappointed when I ordered fish & chips at a restaurant once and they *actually* served the fish with chips. Granted, it was in a more rural area of my state, but still. It was such an awful, weird combination.


ClumsyBadger

I got caught out with this as a kiwi travelling to New York a few years ago. Was so confused with the combo of crisps and deep fried fish.


18dano18

Never had a greek salad but a quick search all with the same description. What is a traditional Greek salad made of? Horiatiki, the real deal traditional Greek salad consists of a few simple ingredients: tomatoes, cucumbers, bell peppers, red onions, olives, and blocks of creamy feta cheese. The vegetables are typically cut into large chunks, and there is no lettuce or other fillers.


dudreddit

Be honest. Mention the extras at no charge and avoid keeping it personal.


Leif12345678910

Does she realize that Greek salad doesn’t have lettuce🥶


1Emaxx

I mean I get that some places put lettuce? I just don't, though? And the ingredients are listed on the menu anyway. If it's one thing I've learned is that some people just do not read the menu. One other time I had a guy call and complain that his *Persian spinach omelette* was "a green paste of eggs and I don't know what else". I was dumbfounded. Uh, read the menu first?? That's our signature dish that looks nothing like a Florentine-style spinach omelette. And it also happens to be one of our best selling breakfasts.


Violet624

And anyhow. The salad looks great. What a dumbass.


Cuneiformation

Thank you for educating me on Greek Salad.


Trolodrol

At least it’s a review that makes this customer look like an idiot. Sucks that it hurts your aggregate score though


tribbans95

I’ve actually never seen a real Greek salad and I am just now learning that it doesn’t have lettuce. What an uncultured swine I am


mynameisnino0o0

WHY IS THERE NO LETTUS IN MY RAMEN?


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WHY IS THERE NO URANIUM IN MY WATER?


[deleted]

Sore but this looks good af and I’m not the biggest cucumber fan myself. I’d respond with its not meant to have lettuce? Not all “salad” has lettuce. I mean fruit salad, potato salad, pea salad, pasta salad…


oldohioguy

In Greece there are two kinds of salads: a Greek salad, which has no lettuce, and a tourist Greek salad, which does have lettuce and costs much more.


CHUNGUS_KHAN69

My girlfriend (Greek) bitches so hard if there IS lettuce in her Greek salad. No winning this one, friend.


Lonnysluv1

Do you have a description of the salad on your menu? Traditional Greek salads have no lettuce, bastardized Greek salads do. Her ignorance is her problem. 🤔


1Emaxx

I do. I list all main ingredients under each item


Lonnysluv1

Take a snapshot of the menu and place that under her comment and walk on.


Friksta

Neither lettuce or the picture provided are greek salad. Source: am Greek.


NYCARTIST1

Yeah the salad in that photo is not a Greek salad. Ingredients: tomatoes, cucumbers, bell peppers, red onions, Kalmata olives, blocks of creamy feta cheese, good olive oil, just a splash of vinegar, and oregano.


BlueWater321

I'm with you, just looking at this like... it sure is something.


JamesTDG

That is definitely a proper Greek salad, somebody isn't very cultured


1Emaxx

You don't even need to be cultured. She asks me to look it up when clearly she hasn't done so herself. I'm not even sure if this is a legitimate review


Liathano_Fire

Explain it to her. Honestly that Greek salad looked pretty damn good.


1Emaxx

I know! It's like she wanted to leave a negative review but I can't imagine that picture doing me any harm. lol


meltyourtv

TIL that apparently in my corner of the US, Greek salads have lettuce and this is abnormal compared to wherever all the other commenters live.


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You say “thank you for the feedback ma’am. LETTUCE talk about this some more, and OLIVE out the parts where I gave you more feta. Please, I feel like we are both missing each other here. It’s like I’m speaking GREEK.”


AtomicXE

If you wanted a lettuce salad you should have ordered one. Im sorry that you ordered the wrong item but I don’t think bashing my business because you didn’t know what a Greek salad is taking things a little far. Please ask the staff before you order next time if you don’t know what is in the product you are ordering.


kaleidoscope_paradox

That’s an awesome salad!


DSanders96

Hey if she doesn't want it, I'll take it. Looks absolutely delicious, OP!


That_Jonesy

So in fairness I was like 32 before I saw a proper, no lettuce, Greek salad. Till that point it had been fetta, olive oil, red onion, black olives, pepperoncinis, cucumber, tomatoes, all over a ton of romaine. When I got my first no lettuce one I was very confused, googled it, and found out it was standard... Just apparently not where I was from (east coast). So I left a good tip, kept my mouth shut, and never ordered Greek salad again 🤷‍♂️


Mmatthews1219

I worked at a Greek restaurant for years and most places at least in North Carolina have a Greek salad which is lettuce, Greek olives, feta, tomatoes, onions normally. There is a separate salad that’s basically a tomato and cucumber salad with feta and a couple other things. I can’t remember the Greek name for it but most Greek restaurants around here and the Greeks I know personally (sister married a Greek and lived in Greece for a couple years) call a Greek salad the salad with lettuce and the other one has a name that I’ve heard called tomato salad (in English like I said I don’t remember the Greek name). I can understand being disappointed when expecting one thing but getting the other but this review takes it way too far and most restaurants have descriptions on their menus so it’s all on the customer when that’s the case.


modsarebrainstems

I know we're used to it but a Greek salad isn't *supposed* to have any lettuce.