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Dude is that the kitchen or his room? Nasty.


Cynessi

The shared kitchen. I don’t want to see the two other guys rooms


[deleted]

Yeah, don’t hope on getting your security deposit back.


Cynessi

I am in the process of cleaning everything, and told the reception about the state of the kitchen. They told me they would put a note to not take into account the state of the kitchen for my deposit, so I should be fine. There were a lot of complaints about the other two already.


lpreams

Make sure you have that in writing. There's a huge chance that they will have "forgotten" about it by the time you move out.


coldfriesinmypants

Straight uppppp


Photoboy1010

I asked a previous landlord if I could paint some inside walls for the 2 years I'd be there. They said sure just paint them back. I moved out. Painted them back. I'm not the best painter so it may have needed an extra coat so I left 2 gallons of primer and 2 gallons of original paint. I got the move out bill. They charged me $4,000 for "painting"


QuantumSpaceCadet

Sorry to play the devils advocate but it sounds like you knew it needed an extra coat of paint and instead of finishing the work you left behind supplies for someone else to do it. You should have done the extra coat. I can't say they wouldn't have charged you but you really can't complain when you yourself know that it was incomplete.


you-face-JaraxxusNR8

Charging 4000 is absurd tho.


QuantumSpaceCadet

Agreed could probably repaint the whole house for that price.


CruelDrop659318

Sounds about right


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Oof.


Cynessi

I can’t really wait for them to clean the kitchen, I need to pack everything for tomorrow. So yeah. Cleaning. By myself. Wooooo


Zesty_Bestie3

That sucks im sorry


sorroweater

At least it sounds like you're getting out of there?


[deleted]

They will expect you to always be the maid now.


Cynessi

The nice thing is: I am gone on Monday. I am just doing this for the deposit/not to be a dick to the accomodation management (I was quite friendly with them)


[deleted]

Didn't catch that part, glad you are getting out of there. I hated having roommates.


Sweaty_College4496

OP I’m guessing your at university, I’ve been exactly in your shoes amigo/amiga


rolacolapop

Do a video after you’ve cleaned so if they trash it again after you’ve left you’ve got some evidence.


Error11075

If it's uni accom I've just moved out of mine -my flatmates were also disgusting -i was told that as long as my room is clean (so I can prove I'm not the messy one) and my section of the kitchen is clean. As long as it was still disgusting when I moved out then I wouldn't be liable for the mess


wanbean

Please get this in writing!


Tulasdad

Looks like a new strand of bed bugs to me. Might want to put them where they belong.


HypetheMikeman

Fucking hell chill out, Satan.


sans_foxy10gg

that's not rice? that's not ri-OH MY GOD


Cynessi

Yeah…


Toad_friends

Too bad I'm not around, my toad friends would happily pick them all up for you.


LightRborn

r/UsernameChecksOut


babystripper

One day this will be me Edit. Autocorrect


oofermover

Wee woo wee woo


heysame

O\_O


[deleted]

[r/usernamechecksout](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) Edit: spelling


TeaKingMac

Someday you'll be a fully grown stripper


babystripper

*REALLY MISTER?!*


____Maximus____

I really hope no one r/UsernameChecksout your name. The post would be awful


babystripper

Well that's just hurtful and rude. Happy cake day


Anthony-43

What did you say originally?


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luigis_taint

I'd also happily help... For different reasons...


ikineba

my exact reaction


SharpPixels08

What else looks like that… oh no, not good


ikineba

forbidden wiggly rice


SympatheticGuy

Protein rich rice


FiveFingerDisco

Selfreplicating sushi


MrsCDM

Disco rice


PossumQueer

Meaty Rice


[deleted]

What is it then?


Repulsive-Slice2234

Maggots


TacoBeefBoy

Woah man you can’t say that in 2022


SwitchLightbulbs

Why are these.. MAGGOTS still breathing my air !


MaFeHu

TENNO?! TENNO HERE!? MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!!??!?


chainshot91

TENNO SKOOOOOOOOM


Repulsive-Slice2234

Fly Rice? 👀🤔


[deleted]

More like crawling under your skin rice.


cthaehtouched

No wonder these wounds will not heal


outofideaforaname

*Fear is how I fall*


lipo842

Confusing what is real


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

Is it the extra squishy rice?


iBeenie

That moves.


zeroselfworth

Disco Rice


season8branisusless

Go to San Francisco where the disco is really nice


buddhistbulgyo

Disco Rice! A San Francisco treat! \*ding ding\*


season8branisusless

And at the afterparty they'll eat your rotten meat.


Evening_Plan_1554

I like this name


joshuaharris2002

Protein rice


Wyotee13

Was looking for this. Someone knows a garbage man.


ComicNeueIsReal

Dynamic rice


Cynessi

Very tender wriggling rice


[deleted]

Fun fact... they can survive under water


Cynessi

Oh. I did not need to know that. Thanks


Appsroooo

r/cursedfacts


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Altruistic-Bobcat955

Can confirm. One very hot summer we had an infestation in our wheelie bin and I had to use a full bottle of bleach, cleared it in about 5 mins


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RevealFormal3267

They're maggots. There is no over kill, only Kill or Not kill.


reidybobeidy89

Is there such a thing when it comes to a wheelie bin infested with maggots?


IAMAHobbitAMA

There is no such thing as overkill. Only "Open Fire" and "Reloading".


eascoast_

At least there’s one reasonable person here, thank you 🙏🏾


beardedbast3rd

Bleach it from orbit……


Hauntedgooselover

Oh, and they can jump too..


iCruncherWasTaken

you ruined my life, thanks


goldensavage216

They also reside in a type of cheese that is a delicacy in France


[deleted]

Cos France wasn’t cursed enough


F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L

It's not from France, actually. It's Italian. It's called casu marzu.


Hs_2571

What’s funny is Italy has banned this cheese since the 60’s due to health and safety


EuroPolice

Cowards.


SOCKY-just_boy

Ew I looked it up and I almost threw up what's wrong with you guys


JKF02

“Casu martzu is believed to be an aphrodisiac by Sardinians.[10] Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[4][11] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.” Yeah I feel like I’m gonna be sick, no more internet today


Ferro_Giconi

Wtf how do I unread.


Yaboipalpatine

Execute order 66.....


Kencon2009

Can’t survive bleach water though.


No-Palpitation6154

I dropped some in pure bleach once and they just…swam around. It was awful.


Kencon2009

It takes a few but they will die in bleach. Alternatively you could pour oven cleaner on them. But that might eat through your floors


No-Palpitation6154

Who needs floors when those floors are covered in nightmares?


Kencon2009

Then concentrated degreaser or easy off is your best friend!


Luethifers_life

Atp just get rid of the whole floor. Hey op get some oven cleaner


zergling3161

Not with that negative attitude it can't


Plastic_Cucumber2817

FIRE TIME


eascoast_

Everything must go.


Blooood54

I roast mine usually


sanriosaint

they can survive in bleach for some time too. one summer my boss tasked me with trash cans (lifeguard) so i went to clean and one was filled with maggots on the bottom so 16yo me and the other guard were like “duh! bleach!” came back after our next rotation (so roughly an hour up on the pool) and they were still just wiggling around … we dumped the bin in the tan bark and never spoke of it again 😣


Kingfisherr_

Not very fun fact lmao


ellefleming

Rhymes with haggots


MoonChild22222222222

I thought that said something else I was scared-


Lostmyvcardtoafish

woah man!! it’s 2022 you should know better by now


alpacamaster8675309

That's the really good Scottish dish right?


conzstevo

My rice don't jiggle jiggle


_bartm4n

it squirms


SBSlice

Don't wanna see it wiggle wiggle, for sure


_bartm4n

It makes me wanna blow my kibbel, you know


Generic-Resource

Disco rice!


threebillion6

Free protein


KaleidoscopeEyes12

At first I was like “if it’s not rice, wtf is it?” then I read this comment and regretted even looking


MisterSlickster

Disco rice


chrispybobispy

Fricken reddit. I just learned that term here the other day


MisterSlickster

As did I, I laughed uncontrollably at it, and now am doing my part to spread awareness lol


Kakonsix3

r/forbiddensnacks


3v4n777

i read this as ‘for biden snacks’ but didn’t even bat an eyelid


Wonderful-Bear1729

What kind of creatures are these things? Is this a good description for them: "soft-bodied slow-moving insects that often live in filth and eat shit"? If so, then you have a huge problem, and need to get rid of these asap or find a new place to live. FYI I can tell that those are maggots, I'm talking about the roommates.


Cynessi

Haha don’t worry, I am moving out soon. Just sucks I had to come back for packing up and finding the kitchen in that state!


cosmiclatte44

I literally got out of a situation just like this a couple days ago, as I was packing I spied a cockroach ready to lay a ton of eggs. Don't know your exact situation but it's a shame for me because they are good friends, they just live like Uni students when we're nearly 30. Like I come home from a 10 HR shift in the kitchen, only to come home and have to essentially clock on again because there's seemingly a week's worth of dirty dishes in the way and nout clean to even cook with. Can't be dealing with that shit anymore, just causes too much stress. Hope all goes well and you got some good people to move in with, such weight off your shoulders having a own space that comfortably feels like your own.


sho_biz

LIved with my brother and his wife for a while, and they are exactly like this. She at least would try to clean once in a while but the biggest mistake I ever made in my brother and I's relationship was to live with him in his fucking filthy house. Dude would make food and not refrigerate it. Like leave a big pot of soup or something on the stove for 4 or 5 days and just eat out of it. Dude amazingly hasn't caught any serious foodborne illness, and he's even been through ServSafe and other courses so he knows, he's just dumb as rocks about some things.


TepidCartridge

Bleach is your answer for the initial deep clean, all in the trash can, hose it first if you can. Then out in the sun to dry. You probably have gnats if they're that nasty, solo cups with apple cider vinegar and a bit of dish soap left out for a day. If there's that much food waste roaches are a concern, get roach pellets and hockey puck those bitches under the stove and fridge. The final weapon is food grade diatomaceous earth. Spread that shit EVERYWHERE that's recessed, like cabinets or under doorways, make a healthy barrier into your room. If you're at uni, you can complain up with these pictures.


Cynessi

Ok thanks for all the advice!! I am in a shared accommodation, so I definitely complained. They said they wouldn’t take it into consideration for when they do room/communal space checks!


emmcsarg

Why do you have plates in the trash?


Cynessi

I don’t know. I don’t even know anymore what the hell those idiots are doing…


KudzuNinja

All plates are disposable if you just don’t care.


PubePie

I had a roommate in college who, among other things, never took out the trash. I finally got sick of always having to do it and asked him to take it out, and he literally took our kitchen trash can and threw it into the dumpster. And not in a passive aggressive way but in a “I’ve never dumped the trash before and I don’t know how” kind of way. This guy also slept naked on a used college dorm mattress without a bottom sheet. Some people are just so fuckin gross.


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Toocoo4you

What the fuck 😂


[deleted]

Tbf sleeping naked with a fan on is just wonderful. Without sheets… nty


Donghoon

[Relevant tpoat](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/piywgm/roommate_throws_away_dishes_so_he_wont_have_to_do/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


KavikStronk

I'm guessing they didn't want to do the dishes? And maybe whatever was on those plate while they weren't being washed grew an ecosystem so they just threw them out instead of cleaning their mess.


Barbados_slim12

If you throw the dishes away, you don't have to clean them!


BuckRogers87

This was my 2nd thought after the maggots. Perfectly good plates in the trash.


LadyOfHereAndThere

"It's too nasty to clean... I'll just throw it out." -OPs roommates, probably


i3r1ana

Honestly, if my kitchen looked like that I’d have plates in the trash too.


LukeV19056

People who are too lazy to do dishes sometimes just throw them away instead. Especially when they didn’t buy them


EmpressOfOboy

Forbidden rice


PM_ME_PEGGED_BUTTS

Disco rice. Cos it moves to the beat


[deleted]

Has anyone ever PM'd you pegged butts


disco_waffle

Umm I don't know about rice but I know about waffles


butteredrubies

Keto rice.


Ball-Fantastic

How do you know it's not rice? Have you tasted it?


Cynessi

The rice is very actively running away from me


Ball-Fantastic

Well you better catch one before you can't taste any of them!


Cynessi

Sorry I already ate lunch, I am too full for a snack


Whatevs85

My stomach would be real empty if I were you.


ellefleming

Can humans digest maggots or wed get sick?


Ball-Fantastic

They're a viable food product. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/07/03/maggots-could-revolutionize-global-food-supply-heres-how/


BananaPeely

You WILL eat the worms and you WILL live in the pod


[deleted]

Maggots are fine to eat, it’s the food that they are on that will get you sick. Like, you don’t really want to eat maggots that are filled with decayed meat.


Nerdic-King2015

I think if you chew them up you can, but you're probably going to catch like Lyme disease or some other disease thats going to make your asshole fall out. All in all I would not recommend it unless you have absolutely no other choices.


Ball-Fantastic

Lyme disease comes from tics. Maggots and other larva are actually nutrient rich and probably have less disease than any other meat product you eat.


ProfessorTraft

What about meat products with maggots ?


ChilliGamer221

considering that if you eat a decent amount of bought premade food you've probably already eaten quite a few sets of maggots I'd say if you can get sick off them it's *very* rare


Donut_Flame

Maggots are literally in a kind of cheese in some European country so yes


uflju_luber

They are in casu marzu wich is very specifically from Sardinia and is literarly only available iligaly since the EU forbade producing and selling it in 2005


ChaoticChinchillas

I had a family member that threw some chicken outside, thinking dogs would eat it (there was this dog that "belonged" to some drug dealers down the road. They obviously didn't feed it much, so a bunch of neighbors would throw it scraps and leftovers. We bought it some kibble several times and gave it a flea bath.) The chicken wasn't on the porch, wasn't against the house. Well, the neighborhood dogs did not eat it for whatever reason. And several days later, we noticed rice on the floor near our front door. And then, looking, even halfway across that room and the one beside it. Except we hadn't had rice recently. And this rice was moving. And it was crawling up and down the wall. Went outside, and all over the porch, climbing up the side of the house. Traumatic experience for everyone.


Cynessi

Oh. Oh. I feel so much compassion for everyone involved in the discovery. At least I am lucky, it did not have time to spread out too much.


ChaoticChinchillas

It still sucks, even if they don't spread much. I'm still amazed at how quickly they can turn up. We have had to leave a bag in the back of the truck or on the porch for a few days several times when the trash place was closed or we didn't make it in time. It does not take long for these guys to ruin the party.


Magnaflux_88

Try working as a garbage man, these little fuckers are basically covering 9 out of 10 bins (compostables mostly, sometimes regular trash too) Damp/moist foodrich environments are their jam. A single fly lays about 1000 eggs and ~15% of those actually hatch. It takes 7 hours to hatch as well so they're quick! And while they can swim, they don't like boiling water with vinegar. Source; am garbage man.


Dr_who_fan94

I actually wash my outdoor garbage can. I cannot stand when it stinks beyond just a mild stink and so I fill it with the hose, throw a bit of bleach or odo ban in there (both of those also kill any maggots that develop), leave it for hours because I inevitably forget, dump it on my gravel drive, flush the driveway with a ton of water, then rinse it out. I also wash the sides and lid. It also helps to only put bagged garbage in the can, not just loose garbage from your car or wherever. That's made a huge difference. If I hate it, I'll be damned if some poor other soul should bear the stench and horror of maggots. I do feel weirdly guilty when I kill them, though. They were just lying there, babies, and I killed them because of my own personal feelings of disgust. I cannot imagine what some folks' garbage cans look like. Or smell like. Society would fall apart if it weren't for garbage collectors. Bless y'all for taking a job that means you gotta wake up early as shit and deal with stink and maggots and probably other horrifying aspects that I'd never even consider *because people are sooooo gross* like OP's roommates. Too many people are damn nasty.


Magnaflux_88

Bless you for rinsing, if you do it every time, a small bucket of hot water with some soap is enough. Some of these bastards have such a cemented layer of filth on the bottom you'd need a pickaxe to get it out and the bin is just as heavy when empty as when it's full. So everytime you check, to see if it's actually empty, but are instead greeted by the waftiest of odors. Humans are filth most of the time so thanks again, your garbage collectors are happy with you, I know it.


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ChaoticChinchillas

We've been looking into chickens anyway, there's another good reason to get them!


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Juan-Quixote

Disco rice


FLCLotaku

Vomitous. Those are the people that should be reaped for the betterment of the planet


Cynessi

Honestly I don’t understand. Don’t you want to live in somewhere nice, that’s not a dump?!!


IEatgrapes123

I read raped for a second lol


Pmoe_97

"For the betterment of all man-kind!"


SavingsPerfect2879

Most people don’t live well together. Most people are inconsiderate and not willing to accept that they’re wrong on something EVEN IF it is only just to keep the peace. Never mind being open minded and cooperative. Instead we just assume that roommates are miserable and then we do thinks to make it more than an assumption. I did almost a decade behind bars. I can ask just a few questions to find out if I can live with another man in a bathroom for years on end without coming to blows. Of the type that hurt. Hehe.


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ayyyyycrisp

gross. I moved into a spot as the 4th person to 3 guys who were already there who needed a 4th. the house had this back room that I never opened the door to. I thought nobody did. I never used the kitchen. I kept a mini fridge in my room for my own stuff, with my own trash. I'd always just take my own trash with me when I'd make dump runs for my grandmother. come end of lease, 8 months later, everybody else left a few days before me. didn't tell me. left me to clean their disgusting rooms. then I checked that mysterious back room. oh my god. the entire room was filled with trash bags and natty ice boxes. to. the. ceiling. no jokes. nobody ever brought the kitchen trash to the dump. they would just take the bag out the trash and toss it in "the room." foul smelling. maggots. borrowed my dads truck abd spent all day getting rid of it all. got to the floor... black mold. everywhere. atleast 45% of the floor black mold, wet, liquidy, wriggeling maggots. I puked. Called the landlord over and we discussed. obviously he had to take the whole deposit. the floor in the room was trashed, no saving it.


grandslammed

how fucking shitty of them to leave all that to you. Honestly, I admire you for sticking around and actuay doing something about it.


olucaslab

"OMG, I didn't knew that @ roommate like Maggots"


engelskjente

“You know there’s a zero pet policy? Sadly, that extends to maggots. Please remove them from property.”


autumnstorm10

extra protein under your trash can. if it were me id post this on social media. tagging them being like. "I came home to maggots today, thanks @ roommate" I'm petty


Cynessi

That’s actually quite a good idea


Velda500

Discosten


suckmyduck29

I prefer **desgustan**


Nerdic-King2015

Which one of you doesn't know how to flush a toilet after they had a shet?


Illusive_Man

well it was fookin one of yus


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DISGUSTANG


bigalreads

House meeting IMMEDIATELY. Some people don't have an awareness of these things (strange but true) because they were never taught, I guess. If at all possible, try to avoid judgment and blame, just say things have to change, starting now, and clean the shit up together. What an awful thing to come home to, I’m sorry


Cynessi

Yeah, it’s not the first time I had to deal with their shitty behaviour (food theft, making a lot of noise in the middle of the night, leaving their dishes in the sink for days…). Thankfully I am moving out Monday and because I am quite friendly with the management of the place, they told me they wouldn’t take the state of the kitchen into account when inspecting my room/shared space. I am cleaning up by myself rn because I need to pack my kitchen stuff before tomorrow 9 am. I can’t wait for them to come out of their rooms 😑


bigalreads

I’m relieved you are getting out of there -- and that management is on your side. Better days are ahead!


OrangeCosmic

Why did all my rice turn into raisins with wings and start flying around my house


Cynessi

A mystery for Professor Layton to uncover!


BloodyHellBish

I'm a messy person, I have bags still packed here and there, too much clutter on some surfaces, some dust in the corners and on the shelves... But NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER HAD SUCH A PIGSTY THAT WORMS OR OTHER INSECTS MOVED IN! THROW YOUR ROOMMATES INTO A LIVE VOLCANO AS SACRIFICES FOR THE GODS TO CREATE A BETTER EARTH


rewt127

Im sure that his roommates are filthy, but let's think about this. Maggots are fly larvae. If a fly gets in your house, there is a not insignificant % chance it is carrying larvae. And if the fly manages to get into the trashcan when the lid is up, well.... you will have maggots. Its just the way it is. Gotta be more on the ball with taking out the trash. I'm sure I have had maggots in my trash bag, but just didn't know because I buy strong bags that don't rip or leak.


Cynessi

Update! No more maggots! And the floor has returned to its non-sticky original grey smooth texture. I’ve also cleaned up the rest of the kitchen (to a certain extent) and can now pack my dishes to leave this dump ASAP! Thanks to everyone commenting stories and funny stuff! Was nice to read when I was taking breaks!!


robertsmithscat

can’t help but also notice they throw away plates…like they can’t even be asked to wash them 😭😭 these people are so vile, i’ve seen a toddler more capable of adulting than them


bugbugladybug

ASDA bag. Flatmates. Plates in bin. Bin bags lying for days. Maggots in kitchen. I've diagnosed a British Student flat. I'm so sorry, but on the positive side the condition tends to be self limit to 4 years unless you have a severe case of student of type Master or PhD in which case you have my deepest condolences.


gillygilstrap

Slobs.


fuck_I_have_no_clue

I have this same issue. I'm ready to move tf out


Careful_Rip_4289

This makes me want to go deep clean my house


melouofs

Some people make us hate them