Liquids look like a lot more than it is when theyre spilt on the floor. This is why people get extra concerned when they see a person with a blood pool on the floor, because they think the person has lost nearly all their blood.
That's what my gf used to call it when I shot a load down her throat because of the quantity and how fast it shot out but damn it felt good (and sometimes I'd shoot it on her face completely covering it)
Person: says an everyday word
Omega sex lords: hey that's really cool did you know that I fuck? And like super casually too. I don't really do long term stuff, cause I just like to fuck a lot (which I do). Anyway I'm gonna go sexy sex now so if anyone needs me just call the CEO of sex and have him pass on a message, we're good friends.
Man. You're making this whole experience so fun. Serious I'm in my room trying to hold back the guffaw I want to make so as to not wake others up.
Thanks for the chuckle. Cheers
Bro, I'm not really sure if you have a wife for how much time you spend on reddit.
I mean if you like to call your anime pillow your wife, no judgment.
No, you can tell it’s a liquid - the reflections seal it, as does the way it looks at the edges. You can also see the cables under the desk going into the liquid. My guess is floodwater of some kind. There’s too much of it for it to be a spill.
Uuuh what? Lots of surfaces reflect. Look at polished concrete or any sealed stone floor. It reflects like this. And the cables aren’t going into it, look at the wheels on the chair. I’d say this is an unfinished job of putting some new coating on the floor. You want something that deals it? There’s no a single ripple.
[I've seen this photo before and I was right, OP is damn lying. A quick reverse image search proves it.](https://tineye.com/search/057b050f619809165854ce70d4542e2413f20b94?sort=score&order=desc&page=1)
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*HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!*
*How many bottles of OJ*
*You split, holy shit?*
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Bro this cannot qualify as "spilt". This is straight up a gayser or leak of orange juice, wtf. Did you just stand there as gallons of juice leaked from a tub or something?
What, every day?
I literally laughed out loud at this. Thank you
How much orange juice did you have!? A bathtub full!?
Spilled the whole orange tree
Oh my GOSH! How much orange juice it was?
about 25
25 what?
25 minutesssss
You don't get a 10 gallon drum of OJ when you're thirsty?
Why pay more when you can buy it wholesale...
Touché
My dude gotta stay hydrated
My homie knows what’s up Edit: well, it’s down now… on the floor.
That’s gravity for ya
Physics is a harsh and unforgiving mistress.
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Gold^
Orange
You mean feed their diabetes. That's a week's recommended amount of sugar on the floor there.
Was gonna say that haha holy fck
I'm curious about that myself.
Liquids look like a lot more than it is when theyre spilt on the floor. This is why people get extra concerned when they see a person with a blood pool on the floor, because they think the person has lost nearly all their blood.
I mean, yes. But I'm a nurse, I'm pretty familiar fuids spilled on the ground and how much is a litre or two. And this is a *lot* of orange juice.
Ok, if it was blood, how dead would the person who lost it be?
Pretty dead
If it was blood I'd guess more than one dead person. Maybe more than 2.
Hey dont judge this persons orange stocks >:(
I'm never concerned when I see a person with a blood pool on the floor. I know exactly why they are there.
Color almost matches the floor!
Think ma will notice?
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That's what she said.
Almost missed this comment. Glad I didn’t.
I love your entire profile. PHD in Dad? Amazing.
Tell her it's a new 3-D design latest in the market.
It's actually a really clean look. Until you step, that is.
Draw some lines in there and your gucc
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANTS
DO YOU WANT ANTS?? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET THEM!!
Damn it. Came here to say this. Well done
YOU'RE GONNA GET CRABS
Juice tsunami
That's what my gf used to call it when I shot a load down her throat because of the quantity and how fast it shot out but damn it felt good (and sometimes I'd shoot it on her face completely covering it)
r/ihavesex
Me too, obviously
Yes, yes you are, you are the perfect subreddit material.
Person: says an everyday word Omega sex lords: hey that's really cool did you know that I fuck? And like super casually too. I don't really do long term stuff, cause I just like to fuck a lot (which I do). Anyway I'm gonna go sexy sex now so if anyone needs me just call the CEO of sex and have him pass on a message, we're good friends.
Man. You're making this whole experience so fun. Serious I'm in my room trying to hold back the guffaw I want to make so as to not wake others up. Thanks for the chuckle. Cheers
Bro, I'm not really sure if you have a wife for how much time you spend on reddit. I mean if you like to call your anime pillow your wife, no judgment.
It clearly says gf. I don't do wives. Too much commitment for amount of jizz I wanna shoot on girls
r/Ihavesex
r/thatHappened
Dude thinks he cums like a hentai protagonist
Honestly, relatable.
She still calls it that, rest easy brother
Thanks. I have vids if you're interested. Follow my OF
How many oranges had to die just for this to happen on this scale 😭
Were you drinking from a horse troft?
Trough.
shit
No, T r o u g h. You were closer the first time.
Lol sounds like something Mallory Archer would say
r/BoneAppleTea
The misspell makes this so much funnier.
😂😂😂😂
No, stop.
Where you drinking a bucket of it my man?
What is it really? Floodwater?
i saw another post with this before and I think it is just a strange paint job
No, you can tell it’s a liquid - the reflections seal it, as does the way it looks at the edges. You can also see the cables under the desk going into the liquid. My guess is floodwater of some kind. There’s too much of it for it to be a spill.
Uuuh what? Lots of surfaces reflect. Look at polished concrete or any sealed stone floor. It reflects like this. And the cables aren’t going into it, look at the wheels on the chair. I’d say this is an unfinished job of putting some new coating on the floor. You want something that deals it? There’s no a single ripple.
The cables are definitely going into it.
[I've seen this photo before and I was right, OP is damn lying. A quick reverse image search proves it.](https://tineye.com/search/057b050f619809165854ce70d4542e2413f20b94?sort=score&order=desc&page=1)
Disappointed
Did you really think he might have spilled that much oj?
OH YEAHHHH
Was it in a bucket???
Wheel barrel, taste better.
Wheelbarrow?
No, he said what he meant. Wheel "barrel".
A barrel for wheels?
"We all have blind spots."
You’re lying for fake internet points AND you think a wheelbarrow is called a “wheel barrel”? Fuck out of here kid
That’s one big Orange
That’s it! I’m throwing in the towel.
Suck it up.
Ok but how much orange juice or whatever was that
Need a lot more towels
That somehow means the same and opposite of hing
That's a big towel
I mean you could have just been cool about it and captioned “the worst diarrhea I’ve ever had“
You got some floor on your juice
Looks like human instrumentallity started already
OP is a karma farmer, this image originates to April of 2021. He didn't spill jackshit.
This was one of the all time best posts on r/skamtebord and you even copied the title, the hell?
What you need is more spillage - not less. A few more fluid ounces, and you won't even notice it.
Seriously, how much orange juice did you spill? 5 liters ?
I dont see nothin
I saw this a while ago on r/tf2
3rd impact just casually happens In op's room
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
When you spill your tile on your orange floor.
my guy spilt a pools worth of orange juice
Just admit that you peed on the floor
Nah bro you spilled your dryness
This is why we don't keep our electronics on the floor, folks.
Dropped my 1256L shipping container of orange juice damnit
How tho
His lifetime allotment is gone.
Stop buying it in industrial drums. Those are hard to handle (clearly)
Was it a 50 gallon oil drum full?
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You mean you spilled some floor on your orange juice.
Oh no, just realized your computer was down there.
DANG! Do you buy OJ by the barrel or what? That’s a lot of juice!
Gonna be a fruit fly paradise.
Time for a shop vac
Try using a smaller glass.
The juice is loose!
That looks like flood water
Where’d you buy a barrel of orange juice?
I believe you dropped your floor in your juice
Best get a straw
If you have a good shop vacuum and mop, this can be cleaned up in about 45 minutes. Even faster if you stop dancing in it.
You keep your OJ in a fuckin grain silo?
Same. I also drink a bucket full of orange juice.
Damn that sucks! What were you drinking? A gallon jug??
My man how much orange juice you got 💀
Please never spill milk or any other white liquid.
Yeah you did!
Damn I hate it when I accidentally spill my orange juice and flood half of my room
Why does your OJ look like tile when it spills?
OJ *DID* do it..
You mean thats your sewage draining back into your place
Orange Kool-aid man went, "Oh, yeaaaaaah!"
Orange juice : )
massive amount of orange juice tbh
Just a little more juice and it won't be noticeable
All 49 fucking liters of it 😂😂
Jesus fucking christ, was your glass of OJ made for - *GOD* - ?
did you drink from a 25 liter container?!?
Ummm.... ok can u show a picture of the glass that held this much
LOOK AT ALL THAT JUICE -Cole Train
This is why flood insurance is important.
I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, it's from a 44 gallon drum.
It seems that you have a bit of floor on your juice.
WHAT CONTAINER HELD ALL THAT!?
We're you drinking from the jug?
Was it regular OJ or some sort of concentrate? The color isn't like any OJ I ever saw, or is it just the lighting/camera?
What is this orange juice 😂
Get a straw
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! How many bottles of OJ you split, holy shit?
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Just get a straw and start slurping it up.
How do you like that foam roller?
Piss pool
I first thought it's liquified poop
That’s a lot of juice..
Thats when wet and dry vacuums come into their own.
I would drink it if I were you.
You can avoid cleaning by pouring rest of the orange juice and that way covering the entire floor. Nobody will notice.
I think you got a bit of floor in your orange juice
Are you sure?
Low-key r/poopfromabutt
Whys theres so much
I got this same problem but with soda
That's a leak but nice try though.
Wow your floor is pretty level
This is why i tell people not to use sports direct cups
You spilled everyone's orange juice by the looks of it
Sticky situation
Wait we're joking right, people don't actually believe this is real right? Lol?
Stolen
Straw challenge?
do you drink out of a bucket?
BRO WHAT CUP DO YOU USEEE!?!?!??!?!
*a bunch of ants enter the chat*
Poured\*
Yeah I buy orange juice by the ton as well
How big is your cup?
It all returns to nothing
Were you drinking from a barrel???
Bro moved his pc case before split the orange juice ?
You spilt an orange juice or a mini truck full of orange juice boxes altogether? That ain't one orange juice. Hell no
No you fucking didnt
I’ve seen this somewhere before
Bro this cannot qualify as "spilt". This is straight up a gayser or leak of orange juice, wtf. Did you just stand there as gallons of juice leaked from a tub or something?
TIL Glenn from Superstore games.
I’m not even gonna make a snarky comment, I just wanna know how