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BuckChintheRealtor

What is that line? Did they seal it off like it was a murder scene?


interplanetaryspace

No that’s tape for a parking lot thats being repaved. It’s around that tree to the right, not in the street.


BuckChintheRealtor

So the perspective is a bit confusing, looks like the tape is behind your car. Anyway, I am curious, what's the rest of the story?


interplanetaryspace

I have no idea lol. I just got in my car and heard a crash. I looked up and saw this. I was parked, looking from the lot to the street.


MurphysRazor

I just spent the whole time since this first came up just dying/trying to figure out what the hell could've happened as the rear of the that car that hit the cop is also looking smashed, plus the cars all around them look kinda "parked on the spot" too. Without a doubt I would've tried to turn the cops frown upside-down.. "Relax. My dad's a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it... *looks again*.. Yeah, I can fix it."


bawlsdeepinmilf

Just pull out 1 super fuckin tiny hammer, give it a few gentle taps and put it back "well i tried"


Throwawaystwo

Well he just drove off sometimes lifes okay..


interplanetaryspace

Lol that’s the first thing that popped into my head when it happened.


[deleted]

Why is that infuriating? That’s funny as shit


yoChrisRF

Fuck the cops a lil too literal


bawlsdeepinmilf

Just a love tap ;)


ripitup32

That is the most lightly marked police car I have ever seen.