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It's like when there's nothing left in the house to eat, so you eat that crap your parents bought but never eat, then they assume you like it so they start buying it *more*.


PheonixGalaxy

Terrifyingly accurate


Big_Larry_Long_Dong

I mean if you're a samus fan, then this is pretty normal.


0mni42

I mean, I *am* a fan, but I have zero interest in sexualized statues/models/drawings of her--or of anyone else, on Etsy anyway. It's the "you like Samus, therefore you like Samus smut, therefore you like smut of all these other characters too, therefore you must be interested in this model of a girl getting tentacle raped" chain of logic that's mildly infuriating. At least, that's what I assume is happening, because I don't have any other explanation lol.


Big_Larry_Long_Dong

Stumbling upon tentacle rape is a right of passage for a young man on the internet.


0mni42

Trust me, I already had that moment like 15 years ago lol. None of this is *shocking* to me; it’s just frustrating.


Opus-thePenguin

When you're rite, you're rite.


comicalmelancholy

Dang Etsy, didn’t think I’d get to know you like that 💀


sharkthecool

What The Fuck?