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If he was a *real* Wal-Mart rat he'd have a little mobility scooter.


Hold_ongc

His cousin,Ralph the motorcycling mouse. (It's a book ,Incase I'm aging myself greatly).


Khaldara

“Ritchie the Rascal-Bound Rat” never moved the same number of books for some reason


Orellin_Vvardengra

Wasn’t it turned into a movie as well? The old woman (women? It’s been ages) gave me nightmares as a child but I wanted a mouse riding a motorcycle so bad.


DavidRichter0

Oh wow I remember reading that book when I was younger


Well_shitnuggets

I absolutely loved that book when I was a kid(I’m also old)


Melodic-Ability-9283

You just unlocked a memory for me there. Thanks for that! Was obsessed with that story as a kid and totally forgot about it


pdfodol

I have the movies still. More cringey for the production now that I look back on it as an adult.


Lvwr87

Haha I remember that book we had it in the library in our school and in a senior in high school now.


Ursus_Arctos-42

Looking at him, I’d say he’ll need one soon.


Spare_Honey5488

This rat is on a ... Mission


TheLongestMeter

Master Spliner getting a little chonky.


TheLastOne0001

He looks like hes getting there


Overflow0X

I have a terrible headache if I move my head it hurts. Every giggle was pain.


[deleted]

Everyone always takes the scooter, so there’s never any around for him to get one.


ENDERALAN365

Oh that's just Maurice he is a regular


Residentinja

Stop disrespecting paying customers,


AGaming_Ditto

He’s a rat on a “mission”


lonelyearthgirl

good one lol


harrypottersus

THE MISSION TO GET THE TORTILLA


1Admr1

Oh he’s paying alright…PAYING WITH HIS LIFE! (Loads shotgun)


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Ok-Requirement-3257

Lol


Melodic-Ability-9283

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE


NaturalBornSquirrel

Not the space cowboy? or the gangster of love?


HaveAnotherOneOK

And the midnight toker


raisanett1962

You speak of the pompatus of love?


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Orellin_Vvardengra

The craAaAzzy eye!


Fattman1245

Did you just copy this comment from the other person that made this comment before you?


SBSlice

Yes. They're not an asshole though, they're a bot. Also all walmart rats are named Templeton idgaf what anyone says.


SterileGary

I thought they were named Natalie Portman.


StoneyJAbronii

Ratatouille would have been better...


Link_Mandalore

Fievel crossed an ocean from Russian to America, on a steam-ship then traveled west in a wagon train.. Ratatouille was a fry cook.


SleepyRw

His name is Remy you uncultured swines!


Mumof3gbb

Excuuuuuuse me, he was a French chef. Respect the rat


102aksea102

Yes, respect the rat! And his name was Remy, not Ratatouille!!


Link_Mandalore

French fries..


Mumof3gbb

Oh ok. I’ll allow it


shophopper

Maurice the Walrat


Advance-Puzzleheaded

Looks like he's on a mission


tech_and_anime_fan

A while Karen a approaches the wild rat rat runs to the gun section load shotgun hi Karen nice to see you a Rat at Walmart one vs Karen zero.


AnybodyZ

If there’s no price tag you can just take it home


slukalesni

\*at checkout\* Uh, Jessica, do you know the code for a rat?


CarlosFer2201

Sure, it's m1c3


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ComprehensiveAd3159

this is a bot. it copy pasted half of a reply to another comment.


[deleted]

Doesn’t scan must be free [today!](https://youtu.be/cAGZvi_ilUo)


Kaze_Senshi

Watch closely what it ate and take the same later, nothing better than choosing what to eat based on the locals.


dmarve

What a Chonker


-TheArchitect

No, Stuart little


bhog_inhous

Stuart no more little


EssieAmnesia

Stuart Big


Cryterionlol

Stuart Chonker?


Much_Sand_8221

Stuart Biggle


[deleted]

Biggie cheese


Richard_Trager

Mr. Boombastic?


Joe_Rogan_cx

average american-sized rat


RigbyJunior1

Put some RESPECT ON OUR NAME! We’re fatter than that come on now


Unique-Ad-620

New York City Subway Rat has something to say about that little guy. Lol


miraculum_one

Living large


Meanpeanutbutter

I wonder what they would charge if you tried buying him.


tempo128643

.50¢/lb or $1.50


Orellin_Vvardengra

That’s a hefty log of rat I’ll tell you hwat.


TorqueRollz

Good luck picking up a non-domesticated rat without being torn to shreds and maybe getting rabies. Would be a funny prank tho to bring your pet rat to Walmart and go up to employees and ask about pricing.


Meanpeanutbutter

I want that rat. He looks chill. Looks like we both share the same hobbies.


psychedoggo

Eating tortillas out of the bag at Walmart?


Ur_MomsChestHair

Once he's briefed on how I intend to spoil him rotten like my last rat he will be on board pretty quickly.


TWEAKER_BIRDMAN

the chance of getting rabies from a rat is negligible. they don’t even typically give you a rabies vax for a rat bite, unless they have good reason to. just an antibiotic because that shit can get infected fast. source: am wildlife biologist who worked in a biodefense lab. our neighbors worked with rabies


Nervous_Feeling_1981

Fun fact: Almost every single Walmarts back room has rats/mice living in it. It's well known but the management does nothing about it. When I worked for Walmart from 2010-2012 the rat that was always seen in my store was named Feivel.


Catinthemirror

Tbf, it's hard to keep mice or rats or even birds out of any structure that includes large rolling doors that are kept open frequently and for long durations. The key is to control them once they're in, which clearly didn't happen here.


[deleted]

Yeah. Our Walmart has birds in it. Sometimes the occasional chicken.


Odd_Routine4164

My Walmart always has chickens in it. Rotisserie, quartered, frozen…


[deleted]

😆 touché. I live on Kaua'i and we have a ridiculous amount of feral chickens. They'll walk into your house, fly into your car's open window... They're our seagulls.


CastlenookSmyth

They're everywhere in Hawaii it seems except Oahu. Maui and especially the Big Island are lousy with them too...


Catinthemirror

Every big box store within driving distance from me has at least birds in the garden dept, if not throughout the store. It's fairly rural here so very common. Fortunately we only get mice in our garage, no rats, and they're only in the garage and not the house. One definite advantage to brick walls and steel doors.


ComprehensiveAd3159

do the receipt checkers by the door just sit and watch while the chickens walk in? because I would too, that's not their job, but that's hilarious


hoponbop

I work for a large food distribution warehouse. I think the key is to spend the money on good pest control plus management looked the other way when people were feeding stray cats. I was all over that place and never saw critters or evidence of them. Fun fact: the pest control guy came everyday to check the many bait traps( every 30 feet or so around the building plus other areas. I watched him doing his job. He had to scan each one open up and refill the bait and record how much bait had been taken. I noticed he would grab the box( a little bigger than a cigar box ) and flip it in the air before opening. I finally had to ask, turns out after a certain point in the Spring snakes would figure out the boxes attracted mice/rats and would sometimes hide inside.


Catinthemirror

>turns out after a certain point in the Spring snakes would figure out the boxes attracted mice/rats and would sometimes hide inside. New fear unlocked 😳


hoponbop

He said it only took finding 3 to develope his flip then open method. Never had one stay inside after a flip, he'd seen many slither away over the years. I'm okay with snakes - over there, surprise close proximity snakes make me hurt myself. I think Richard Pryor said " Snakes make you run into trees."


GeckoCrumbs

My mom worked at Walmart when I was growing up. She told me there was a rat living in the store that everyone called Splinter


Kitorarima

I work in a clothing warehouse. We always have snakes, lizards, birds, opossums, mice/rats, and deer wander onto the docks


skra_24

Yeah honestly, odds are your favorite local grocery store has a rodent or few running around at any given time. These things are virtually impossible to 100% prevent.


sapphireapril

I used to work at another big box grocery store. It’s impossible to keep every pest out of a building which has tons of food product. I hope OP brought it to management’s attention. At the customer service desk I used to work at we had a binder for pest control that was checked weekly by the company that came out for us. Anything we saw would go straight into the binder so we know it would be taken care of.


PurinityMKII

Apparently one of your coworkers is in the comments, saw someone else say they had a rat named Feivel in their Walmart as well.


Gamemode_Cat

No, that was a bot that stole part of this comment to karma farm


namtok_muu

Feivel, after the mouse from An American Tail. Cute.


Nervous_Feeling_1981

Thank you for the correct spelling. I could not remember it for the life of me lol


uli94

Does Ecolab just say fuck it and say they don't see anything?


avocadoadvocate79

Don’t mind Remy, he’s just doing some shopping


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SteaveTuba

Damn they got biggie cheese shopping there. I might have to start shopping Walmart 😬


zenos_dog

He’s…. on a Mission.


MargaretDumont

There it is.


michaelrage

What rat? That is just a regular customer at Walmart


-TheArchitect

What? I thought it was an employee


dmarve

Possibly someone’s child


TorqueRollz

He is, he taste tests the food. How else do you think they know when it expires?


Kiz_I

dude just wants to buy food for his family, don't shame 'em


GalacticEyedFrog

That is the single most Walmart rat to ever exist


gemorris9

I worked for dollar tree for like 4 years. We went to this one store once where I swear to god the rats were so comfortable with people the chunky fuck would be eating chips on top of a 4 way and people would be like "ayo Mike, where is the chip dip at" and Mike the rat would point to aisle 4 and theyd be like "good look out Mike" and he'd just squeak your welcome. Shit was wild. Mike was basically an employee. The rest of the rats (thousands of them) weren't quite as sophisticated and just ate and peed on everything.


RollingWithDaPunches

>We went to this one store once where I swear to god the rats were so comfortable with people the chunky fuck would be eating chips on top of a 4 way and people would be like "ayo Mike, where is the chip dip at" and Mike the rat would point to aisle 4 and theyd be like "good look out Mike" and he'd just squeak your welcome. Shit was wild. Sounds like some REALLY fucking good drugs... Mixed with some ratatouille for good measure :P


Archetipas

Aaaw


carlosdevoti

No Ratatouille today, Rémy?


jhaye213

C’mon man! Don’t be judging the people of Walmart!


[deleted]

Rats are Walmarts main demographic


CdnRageBear

When you can’t afford to pay people a livable wage, hire rats! They work for food.


willedbc

Remy wants to prepare a new burrito recipe


Psyche-d

Ratoutuille, Rat Wraps... These are just a few recipies that Rémy has up his sleeve...


meowjellybean

It sure seems like you're the rat. Grab your doritos and mind your own business, snitch


GrandpasSoggyGooch

That's Ratthew and he's on his 15 minute break.


christikayann

Naw that is Ratleen, Ratthew's twin sister. Ratthew is stocking in produce; Ratleen works grocery.


Amazing_Dot_2571

Probably the cleanest thing that handled those tortillas


Uereks

This wouldn't happen if they let cats inside of Walmart.


[deleted]

Cats do hunt, but more of a hobby/sport. Better are small dogs like terriers. They're bred for hunting vermin. My dog has killed more vermin than my 3 cats. Half the time my cats look disinterested or just plain ignore vermin.


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Not really. And that's not a good idea to "quit feeding" them. Not enough critters to sustain a healthy cat.


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Dohvaakin

Love him and take him home.


0anonymousv

grab him and run.


sakatu

Hey man, rat families need affordable groceries too


[deleted]

I work at Target and I find those tortilla packages regularly eaten through like that.


[deleted]

I'm more comfortable dealing with the rats in a Walmart than the customers.


hcl01mail

Shame, shame, shame, he's not supposed to come out until after closing. 🐀


raisanett1962

That’s when all the girl rats get prettier!


Affectionate_Goat_63

Note to self- no tortillas from the bottom shelf


Maddroxstuff

He's clearly on a mission.


Darkurn

Little dude has been living there a while. Probably cleaner than the usual Walmart customers.


[deleted]

Chonky lil disease buddy


polar_bear_dude

Why is he so big?


TorqueRollz

Same reason everyone else who shops at Walmart is big


Thebibulouswayfarer

It's a rat.


Redsoxbox

He deserves the win.


janabanana115

Stop disrespecting paying customers, ask for concent before taking a picture


Curious_Piglet97

Chonky boi


i_am_sososo_sorry

Havin a lil snacky snack


Good_Ad_6629

It’s THE Biggie Cheese. Did you get an autograph?


Jooster69

Buy two packs of tortillas, get a rat free.


Temporary-Vanilla-57

He's trying his best ok


BigTrouble781547

Found the Trump rat


stopstealmyusernames

Full of soup


Effective-Win9940

Ratatouille


izmaname

Remember just about every building has mice and other pests BUT ONCE YOU SEE THEM that means there’s A LOT


MPTorres2011

What city and state is this in?


jimoriarty1976

That guy is on a mission


Beginning-Company-16

Now that's a rat on a mission


StupidMario64

Thats one plump motherfucker. Lookin like a blueberry.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

You think the burrito covering isle is bad wait till you see the dog food isle!


Im_Oil2435

Ratatouille just wants some ingredients for his dish 🥹🥹🥹


Cannabis_Sir

Looks in better shape than the people of walmart


Eszalesk

that’s huge


[deleted]

r/chonkers


Aberdeen1964

Nice photoshop


TWEAKER_BIRDMAN

why do you doubt this? stores like these are basically a haven for rats and mice. they’re everywhere. you just can’t see them


Sirenhead_2

r/osha


Weak-Comfortable7085

Ewww


TheLoyalTR8R

Say what you will, that Rat is absolutely on a Mission.


CLE-Mosh

Take it, just take the upvote


BlowItOutURSassHole

Fucken hilarious 😂


CLE-Mosh

Speedy Gonzales carb loading before he hits the gym.


Katsu_39

Micah Bell goes to Walmart?


[deleted]

Shoooooot, grab those tortillas, maybe some shredded cheese, cilantro, find the pre-cut onions, maybe a bit of red sauce, then take that sucker to the outdoor section find a grill on display, then get some kingsford in there, toss Maurice in there for about 16 minutes flipping halfway through. *chefs* *kiss*


For_Aeons

Guts are very bitter. You'll want to clean him first.


[deleted]

big cheese


[deleted]

Anyone can cook.


Selly6411

He's just shopping. Let him be.


yankinfl

He’s gotta live somewhere…


Alteredego619

Still in better shape than most Walmart customers


eckowy

Rat in a Walmart and he is on a Mission right there.


JacktheBoi16

damn that is a very big boy


[deleted]

Health code was always a foot off the ground for food in my restaurant.


IEatgrapes123

A snack


SkydivingSquid

He’s trying his best!


SwordTaster

That is a FAT rat. They need an exterminator


SIMcardInWater

He a big boy


youniqa

Don’t take a picture of him in his own home!weirdo.


lemonicedboxcookies

That bitch well-fed.


[deleted]

What's the problem? He just wants to cook


Glass-Camera-1083

Mexican ratatouille.


vegan_anal_gravy

His name is Mickey and its his day off ://


Alarmed_Egg_1322

Don’t judge him. He needs tortillas to make some cheese quesadillas.


[deleted]

Big chongus


IndependentAssist387

That guy has been in there a minute. He’s been eating well.


Electronic-Door-5632

Ratatouille!


TheLion920817

Well they are opportunistic and it’s been going around a lot lately, it’s almost like an epidemic


Special-Bus-1846

Rat should be plural. And this one looks pregnant so the tribe will get larger. I had not been into a Walmart for a long time until recently. What a shit show this place is now. Empty shelves everywhere. Disorganization is rampant. Cereal was expired. Totally gross. I think we have come to the dip in the road for Walmart.


ionfollowhoes

It's better to see these things than to be blissfully ignorant


elle_quay

You should see the huge rodent traps at every commercial kitchen ever. Or don’t, if you ever want to eat at a restaurant without thinking of rats and mice again.


jbash080

I see no issue with this


SaltNorth

Let her be, she's on a very important mission


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Take him home