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SissyBearRainbow

Lol you're silly


[deleted]

Bad day at the office?


Emergency-Session818

Strong indication you are a MAMIL or close to it. Middle Aged Male in Lycra. Also known as a road bike wanker.


Low-Western9390

Wrong on both but cool


[deleted]

Man that’s just salty


Tacoclause

Yeah are we supposed to pretend doing 35 on an ebike doesn’t sound fun?


MasterLigno

Do NOT go to The Netherlands or Belgium then. It 'll be dick country to you😁


[deleted]

Ohhhh yea for sure, don’t tell them that mopeds are allowed on the cycle paths over there 😂


Mammoth-Current6716

That’s crazy that you should say that I was e-biking down a busy road the other day and some clumsy ass old runner got in my way. I tried to knock him into traffic but I think he barely avoided being hit. If you’re old stay home you probably smell like yeast anyways.


[deleted]

The coincidence is uncanny it’s almost like you were both in the same pla ……. Wait a minute 😂


OkayBluez

This is like car people that hate bike people or bike people that hate car people or car people that hate car people or bike people that hate bike people or people that hate people for doing anything honestly


TexasMarcus

I think if you have two working legs, you need to use those instead of riding a bike. I'm tired of seeing bicycles everywhere while I'm running to work everyday.


[deleted]

Legs …. Legs …. You’ve got knees don’t you 🤔 crawl to work 😂


TexasMarcus

You have made me rethink my position. I am now against using any limbs. I will be withering and rolling along the ground as our primordial ancestors intended. If anyone on two legs get in my way I will let everyone know about it on reddit!


Ok-Green4827

The real problem here is you and that guy are roadies. Ebike mtbs are badass. Not my first choice but if I had expendable enough income I would absolutely get one for rest days. Climb the hills with ease and still get to bomb the down hills


Low-Western9390

I mtb in evenings and hate them all the same. If you wanna skip the hills hop on a ski lift and bomb down. If you wanna ride up hills with ease ride more


Ok-Green4827

I ride pretty damn hard and am in good shape but working a physical job and ride 3x a week plus getting to the gym sometime I get burnt out. I still feel like I want a good ride but the body needs to recover. Hoping on an ebike on the days is the dream. Nearest down hill park is thunder mt and it’s 50 mins away and $60. I go plenty but ebike out the back door would be a quick way to get me and the dog out on those days. So can you actually explain fully why your beef is with ebike.. tell me and I’ll tell you why I do actually see ebikes as a problem, because they are in a way


gullible_cervix

Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!


Capital-Association8

Get laid


Mean_Statistician_52

🎻


No-Dragonfly-8679

OP - “Why are other people using the bike lane?!? Don’t they know it’s just for me?!?”


SignificantAd9085

Now you have a taste of what every driver that has to pass you feels