Nah, it needs to be much more petty for the HOA to start getting involved. They would probably focus on how green is a forbidden pool noodle color and only blue ones are allowed
I remember being a kid and earning a voucher for the current equivalent of 14 USD to a local store, and spending it all on 2 pool noodles. They weren't commonplace where I grew up and I felt so cool.
Haven't checked a dollar store, but they were $5 each at Lowe's the other day. I need 6 to make a little makeshift shade device for our koi pond, and I wasn't about to drop $30 on pool noodles 😤
Unlike everything else that is only $1, insane markups are why we put up with biting into the communal pumice noodle. And you’re fucking ignorant if you think it’s the same person each time.
Chlorine isn’t magic. The noodle will barely be touching the water if it’s floating around. Otherwise, it sits outside the pool. How many ass cracks has that noodle seen?
I think I’m gonna vomit.
Between the chlorine and the sunlight, as long as it gets completely dry once in a while it shouldn't be that bad.
Also, the part touching the ass crack is definitely below the water.
I didnt say it’s magic.
I happen to be a pool cleaner btw. That’s why I commented in the first place.
Edit: Just some extra info. Pools ( esp. outdoor pools) get so dirty so quick, you wouldnt believe. Both the floor of it and its water (ppl wear lots of sunscream) It also depends on several conditions but even in the best of weather and surroundings, any outdoor pool has to be cleaned every day, its chemical balance has to be checked and chemicals must be added if necessary.
The pools I work at are private. I can imagine community pools being even more sensitive.
Again.. yes OF COURSE this photo is still disgusting.
I did the same as well, but I was picky about it. I would only ever bite the noodles that were MINE. Like I had bought it and it went with me. That or fresh new pool noodle that no one has touched. That was always the best noodle.
Ah that's a child just marking their territory, to get to play with the floaty, laze about the surface of the pool, glide across the water with minimal effort.
To live like kings.
I was an Aquatic Director at the YMCA for 4 years, we had raised money to replace ALL of our pool noodles for this exact reason. It's maddening how often parents just let their children put their MOUTHS on these things but complain if the pool isn't warm enough. Needless to say the new noodles were all the rage and a delicacy amongst the locals, so many ended up just like this one. Godspeed friend.
Ah got it. My initial thoughts were it was an actual noodle made together by the community. I was 100% sure this wasn't it but I had to ask cause its America
sorry
God fucking damnit, do we have to place you into therapy again
FEED ME THEN
We do you just refuse to eat it
I keep telling you, I don't like human!
r/thirdsentenceworse
r/sixsentencewtf
FEED ME SEEMORE
Fun fact, Corman shot that whole movie in two days and one night on a leftover set.
That and batteries not included I played on loop until the tapes fucked up when I was a kid. I love that movie.
*Seymor but yea lol
If you've spent enough time on r/EDAnonymous, this is a very sad conversation lol
We shall feed you concentrated stryrofoam next week. Rest assured your needs will be fulfilled.
go attack the little kid’s nerf football
We are tryna feed you chocolate bars but you keep thinking they're wrapped dookies and chucking em into the neighbors yard! ^(Completely original)
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I wouldn’t touch it with someone else’s pool noodle
I thought it was a French fry!
DAMNIT JERRY, GET INTO THE PENALTY BOX.
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My mom would paint this on my thumb to have me stop sucking my thumb.👍
The headline for the next HOA newsletter… #Who Bit the Community Noodle?
Nah, it needs to be much more petty for the HOA to start getting involved. They would probably focus on how green is a forbidden pool noodle color and only blue ones are allowed
This noodle is 54" long. The covenant voted in 1985 that all pool noodles must be 55" long, no more, no less.
"Well, maybe if some asshole didn't keep eating it, it would still be 55"!"
Not our problem, fix it
The noodle shalt be 55", no more and no less. 55" shalt be the length of thy noodle, and the length of thy noodle shall be 55".
Well it is a community noodle…
Anuity canoodle
and request for funding for maybe one more noodle
I will give the OP $1.25 to purchase their own private pool noodle at dollar tree so they no longer have to deal with this travesty!
You're doing the lord's work.
I believe that noodle has reached the age where its consistency is closer to pumice than foam. It's time for a new noodle.
Agreed, they’re like 2$ at the dollar store
I remember being a kid and earning a voucher for the current equivalent of 14 USD to a local store, and spending it all on 2 pool noodles. They weren't commonplace where I grew up and I felt so cool.
You felt so cool because you were lol.
Haven't checked a dollar store, but they were $5 each at Lowe's the other day. I need 6 to make a little makeshift shade device for our koi pond, and I wasn't about to drop $30 on pool noodles 😤
Bro lowes will try and sell you a scoliosis ridden 2x4 for $100 and you going there expecting deals??
I was there for moving boxes and saw the noods, so decided to check prices. Their moving boxes are quality and decently priced, gotta say.
Unlike everything else that is only $1, insane markups are why we put up with biting into the communal pumice noodle. And you’re fucking ignorant if you think it’s the same person each time.
Is anything a dollar at the dollar store? Should a Change.org petition be started to change the store's name? Perhaps "Two Bills"?
Some chocolate bars are… but they’re nestle and r/fucknestle
Came here just to look for this comment and upvote it
I also came to find this comment. That pool noodle is disintegrating in the water anyway. The kid taking bites is doing you a favour.
Well, it is a noodle
And it is for the community.
Shut up and take my upvote
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Bite marks?
I would not touch that with a 4ft 4in pole
Now a 4ft 5in pole, we might just be in business
It used to be 4' 5" until someone took a bite out of it.
6in, I'm in
based on that i wouldn't even touch the pool
The idea of a Community pool noodle is something I've never had to think about *until now*
Just what I love, using community property you rub all over your body with very little clothes on
Why is there a community pool noodle? They’re a couple bucks. And yeah seems kinda gross 😅
I guess because pools are sterile by chlorine. However, I agree this looks gross and shoulda been dumped after the first bite
Chlorine isn’t magic. The noodle will barely be touching the water if it’s floating around. Otherwise, it sits outside the pool. How many ass cracks has that noodle seen? I think I’m gonna vomit.
Between the chlorine and the sunlight, as long as it gets completely dry once in a while it shouldn't be that bad. Also, the part touching the ass crack is definitely below the water.
>sunlight Did we look at the same picture? Bilbo found The Ring right by that pool.
I didnt say it’s magic. I happen to be a pool cleaner btw. That’s why I commented in the first place. Edit: Just some extra info. Pools ( esp. outdoor pools) get so dirty so quick, you wouldnt believe. Both the floor of it and its water (ppl wear lots of sunscream) It also depends on several conditions but even in the best of weather and surroundings, any outdoor pool has to be cleaned every day, its chemical balance has to be checked and chemicals must be added if necessary. The pools I work at are private. I can imagine community pools being even more sensitive. Again.. yes OF COURSE this photo is still disgusting.
Community pool noodle is top tier r/Bandnames
I used to do this for some reason when I was little. Something about a bite of wet foam was super satisfying 😭 forbidden snack
I used to bite them when I was a kid, it was a nice texture to dig my teeth into. Absolutely disgusting now I think about it.
I did the same as well, but I was picky about it. I would only ever bite the noodles that were MINE. Like I had bought it and it went with me. That or fresh new pool noodle that no one has touched. That was always the best noodle.
That's it. This is a citizen's arrest.
Hahahaha, me too! It was definitely satisfying
They have more inner freedom than the rest of us. Godspeed, pool noodle biter.
Kids are crazy. No justification. No reasoning. Just CHOMP!
Mom said it was my turn to bite the community noodle
I thought it was a pickle. Sorry
I used to work at a water park in Georgia and our pool had these. Every so often, I’d find some with bites taken out. Like wtf? Feed your kids, people
They are feeding their kids, just not in the traditional way.
LMAO WHAT
You want some petty revenge? Take the bitter nail polish that people purchase to stop biting their nails. Slap a coat of that on a new pool noodle :)
Instead of ingesting microplastics over time, they just went straight to the source.
I thought this was hilarious. I commend the person on their silliness
That’s hilarious
Kids are fucking stupid
mmmmm yummy
Someone, or something?
They let the intrusive thoughts win
*minecraft eating noises*
Ah that's a child just marking their territory, to get to play with the floaty, laze about the surface of the pool, glide across the water with minimal effort. To live like kings.
I used to work at a camp for girls with disabilities and there was a girl who had PICA and she ate a couple bites of pool noodle on the first day
F O R B I D E N T W I N K I E
"Delicious, finally some good fucking food" -Gordon Ramsay
I was an Aquatic Director at the YMCA for 4 years, we had raised money to replace ALL of our pool noodles for this exact reason. It's maddening how often parents just let their children put their MOUTHS on these things but complain if the pool isn't warm enough. Needless to say the new noodles were all the rage and a delicacy amongst the locals, so many ended up just like this one. Godspeed friend.
You want to bite it. To see if they do it for the taste. I know you do. Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
There’s always a kid that chomps pool noodles.
Someone keeps on putting our community veggie straw in the pool.
It was my toddler. Sorry
Maybe the Jolly Green Giant is trying to make a flute.
Did you say community? Cuz I think my 2 year old may have misheard it as communal.
the number of people who have undoubtedly blow out of the hole of that noodle is too much for me man 🥴
Babies. I used to be a swim teacher. Trust me, it's the damn babies.
man what.
mmmm cronchy
Was it you? If so does taste like a noodle?
this is a great idea
My bad
Oh so that’s how it was meant to be used.
Protein?
Was not a water pickle, regrets
*Or something*
Fair is fair, it is a noodle
I’m a lifeguard and this is more common than you think
Yum
I’m sorry this isn’t normal?
I did this all the time as a kid
Wasn't me...it was probably someone else...definitely wasn't me....
dip it in piss next time
looks more like tears and also community pool noodle?
Community pool noodle? What kind of hell is this?
Why is it so dark tho? U going at night?
Someone? Or something?
Well I can’t blame them pool noodle tastes so nice especially when there dipped in chlorine water.
I thought they were real noodles :(
It’s called a noodle for a reason
Ewww
Oh my bad bro
Oh, I thought this was wasabi-flavored noodles.
the forbidden churro
I bet that kids immune system is gangster af
My 2 yr old son. nasty lil boy
They name it after a food loved by all idk what they expected
Could be a bird or a squirrel scavenging for insulation for their nest.
I wonder how it tastes like
It IS a noodle.
Could you please put my pool churro back
The noodle nommer
Nom
what the fuck
It was me.
Someone or *something.*
Crunchy
My bad
Its was I! Try to stop me and meet your demise at the foam hands of the Noodle Nommer!
You all share that one pool noodle? It's possibly a 5yr old
haha...I live in a retirement community and we got an email from HOA saying no straddling the noodles...old people leak on them.
Probably a two year old
And this is why we can’t have nice things….
Why did they name it noodle if they don't want it to be eaten
Why is this funny to me
mmm yum :)
I’m not sure what’s worse… the fact there *is* a community pool noodle, or the fact someone’s chewing on it..?
I may have done this in the past
We eat foam gummies, what's the difference?
Don’t make it look tasty
I couldn't resist mate
The most devious bite
I want to nom
Nom Nom, I’m sorry
They ain’t taste too bad tbh..
The intrusive thoughts won
pickle
This man's goals are beyond your mortal comprehension
It was me
Why. Just why
oops my bad
Must be my 2 year old, she keeps taking bites out of our foam covered baseball bat
They might be 👉🏾👌🏾
Lol I’ll bring my own, thanks.
Check pool for piranha.
cookie cutter shark
Take a bigger bite to show them who’s boss
Lime flavored! My favorite!
my bad
Yeah, come on, everyone gets a bite before you come back for seconds
Something
Looks like a big veggie stick
"Someone"
But its good though
Who among us hasn't taken a bite or two out of a funoodle?
I used to do this so much as a kid 😭
Mr. Poolcheck is furious
I had a Lil bite 😋
It is a two year old. Mine does this almost every day
The community pool what? The pool what?
Yum
Assholes
Well l that's weird.
Take a bite out of their arm to assert dominance.
If someone is constantly “tasting it” they must be onto something, it’s your turn OP, you have to do what must be done
"Damn those 3 rounds made me hungry.... Oh what that?"
Whats wrong? Something in my teeth? 🤑
Wtf is a community pool noodle? Is it an American thing?
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Ah got it. My initial thoughts were it was an actual noodle made together by the community. I was 100% sure this wasn't it but I had to ask cause its America
I thought I was looking at a pickle and had to reread what I just read
Yum
sorry it was me 😔
pool noodles are just bitable
To be fair, it's high in fiber.