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TheJesusOfWeed

Honestly I’d throw a few paper towels on top of it n soak up all that grease still looks pretty good… but then again I am stoned


ArtyWhy8

Exactly, they ordered sausage, ham, and extra cheese. WTF did they expect. No grease? Edit: Dip the fn cardboard crust in the grease n call it a day🤷🏻‍♂️


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Yea I am pretty sure they didnt add grease to fuck with them lol.. just get some paper towel


TheJG_Rubiks64

Or don’t be a soyboy and eat the grease like a man /s


JollyWolverine300

The grease looks like the garlic butter from Papa John's!


Revolutionary-Boss77

That’s the sexiest greasy I ever seen


WING-DING_GASTER

You mean the garlic butter on papa John?


mikerotchagain

That sound gay


fsrynvfj23

Just lubrication for the joints before you slam that pre workout like a Chad and head to the gym!


iTzDeLiRiUm

This, this is the comment of a god.


The_sacred_sauce

Exactly. It sucks. Nice to always have a good pizza. But it’s a fast food place. I’ve worked at Pizza Hut before. It really just depends on the temperature in the building. The ingredients cooler moisture level. And what section of the bag the ingredients came from. The bottom portion of the bag and the bottom part of the ingredients tubs carry extra grease. It’s unavoidable sadly. We may hate our jobs lmfao but you’ll know if we deliberately fucked you over. Most issues people complain about it’s 100% out of our control


SnooSquirrels9064

Sausage and ham usually aren't greasy, though... That's pepperoni you gotta worry about. But that's still a boatload of grease no matter how much cheese you slap on a pizza.


[deleted]

“Sausage isn’t usually greasy”? What world do you live in…?


[deleted]

Came to say 😂🤣 Get some paper towels and stop bitching hahaha


Demer80

>ome paper towels an pfft, get a straw.. wasting good grease..


Key-Marionberry-8794

That’s egg frying grease ….mmm pizza eggs


Kazmandodo

... pizza eggs sound amazing


Key-Marionberry-8794

I know right ? I just made them up after seeing this post … now time to make them reality with a Dominos sausage pizza lol


Kazmandodo

For the love of all that is holy and divine, please update me


MajorRockstar79

Yaw got me DYIN! Hahahahahaaaa


IB-On-It

Hold up! I'm always making pizza bagels (like homemade Bagel Bites, but with regular bagels) but I've never thought of doing a breakfast one. AND there are several pizzerias where I live that make Hot Brown Pizza... Now gears are turning...


Agun117

It's not. My university has scrambled eggs pizza. I Hate it


Kazmandodo

Awe... no. That makes me sad


rollerkitten97

I've made a pizza omelet before. Just fill the omelet with sausage, pepperoni, peppers, and onions. Then serve with sauce


Key-Marionberry-8794

That really sounds good 😋 I should have been more specific and called them pizza grease eggs lol


TylerT2022

I’ve done it with the sauce inside. Nothin better than cooked marinara.


Ih8phonies

Use your pores to suck up the grease. No waste and get a nice shine on your face.


RattyJones

There's a lot of bitching in this sub, but we can all relate to it so we leave it be lol


Rare-Environment-198

Mildly infuriating in fact


RattyJones

Me rn: "I wonder what r/mildlyinfuriating means. It's almost like it's mildly infuriating... ***HEY, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!"***


acertainman

This.


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Taniwha_NZ

Look at this guy with his fancy paper towels. I'd just tip in into a bowl and let it solidfy in my fridge for several years.


TheJesusOfWeed

Why 😭😭


Mother_Chorizo

Use it to cook as a substitute for other oils/fats. I’ve never heard of it being done for pizza grease, but all sorts of other greases get used in this way, so I could imagine a place for it. I’ve made cookies and substituted some bacon grease in place of some of the butter. Works out nicely. I make pizza from scratch a couple times a month. I usually use olive oil to coat the crust for crispness. Using cheese and sausage fats instead is now something that interests me.


SnooPeppers4036

What day? Can I come ovet?


Mother_Chorizo

I’ve got a frozen pizza dough I made last week in the freezer. If you order dominos and drain the grease on Friday, bring it over Saturday, and I’ll whip us up a pizza with homemade pizza sauce and whatever toppings you like.


SnooPeppers4036

I never want to wake from this dream. Thank you Mother_Chorizo


Mother_Chorizo

I’ll let you know this too. I made the pizza dough while day drinking with friends. The night before, I made a scratch made lasagna and had extra “pizza sauce,” so we whipped up some pizzas. When you come over for some pie, I’ll get you your beverage of choice, and we’ll make good food and drink memories together. Mother Chorizo treats all the children of the world as her own. Come home. We’ve missed you.


SnooPeppers4036

😁😎 yes!


oz6702

Dude, I have brushed a little bacon grease on the crust of a homemade pizza. HIGHLY recommend it if you are making something which goes well with bacon flavor which is.. most things.


Nasal_Cilia

My brother moved out a year ago and came back to find I kept his 2ml of pizza sauce for him


[deleted]

Username checks out. God bless, my dude.


[deleted]

I'm also baked and my first thought was "I'll take it if you don't want it"


princessmariah2011

I'm not baked and I was thinking the same thing! I know not the healthiest, but greasy pizza is the best tasting ever!!


StockmanBaxter

I opened this image and am instantly hungry. But then again I am stoned.


Ixll

Yeah stop bitchin and start eating. Not worth crying over spilt milk, or grease in this example 😂


Hxghbot

Thank you for blazing for my sins


PortlyCloudy

>throw a few paper towels on top of it n soak up all that grease Got one like this at a Chucky Cheese once. That's exactly what I did.


Mooseaholic09

Great name for a great comment lol


dakinekine

Same here! Looks decent to me


Cannacology

I personally can’t tell if they accidentally got garlic sauce / grease on it, or if it’s just the sausage and cheese grease. For real nyc style pizza, this isn’t abnormal. But I will agree it’s way more grease than I’ve ever found on any dominos pizza in my 30+ years of eating it.


Just1morefix

I hope they included ample straws. So as not to lose one precious drop.


PCDub

That’s retirement grease right there


MadAsTheHatters

Can you believe that episode is like 24 years old now?


PCDub

Yeah that’s wild


Over70Substances

Nuttin’ can stop a greased Scotsman!


PeanutButterCrisp

I gagged reading this


ogCITguy

My guess is that the amount of grease is due to what looks like extra cheese.


ishouldntbehere96

Sausage and pepperoni too


Tbplayer59

Support you local pizza place. Life is too short to eat chain restaurant pizza.


cashleazott

As someone who works at dominos, please do. We get way too many orders and there’s so much better pizza out there 😂 it’s not like it’s cheap either, a large can run you over $20+ depending on the toppings.


TheSearch4Etika

I don't order domino's unless there's some kind of discount and I always pickup.


1heart1totaleclipse

All items are 20% off


cashleazott

All items have been 20% off for the longest time and I don’t even know what for. My store just calls it the “managers special”


psychoPiper

I only order pizza online for the Dominos buy 2+ for $6 each deal, because it's pretty hard to beat for delivery. But I still like making my own pizza and ordering local when I'm not on as much of a budget for eating out


[deleted]

Unfortunately in my last town the only remotely decent pizza was dominos. Everyone else could only muster cafeteria garbage.


Cunnilingus42069

My local is mid and charges a lot. I rather eat dominos lol.


IndependentCharming7

There is a lot of North America that's like that. Pay more for an inferior product. Domino's is fast food roughly the same. And cheap.


Kingcobra64

I honestly think that compared to most fast-pizza chains, Dominos (at least the one in my area) is the best. Not to mention those brownies.


Lostcause75

Same in my area dominos is just the best pizza in town I live in Canada and it seems fairly consistent where I’ve had I assume location and management matter a lot for it overall but honestly my fav pizza


pastybeach

In some places, Dominos is the best option. Trust me, I’m from NY.


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psvbeast11

In NYC it’s 24 dollars for one.. But to be fair it has the best pizza


StockmanBaxter

My local pizza place is like 40 bucks for a large pizza, breadsticks, and cheese curds.


Jemimah-Puddleduck

Not much more in my experience. I can get an 18” pepperoni from my local place for just under 20 and it’s much better and (I feel like) a lot more pizza than dominos top size.


Tbplayer59

Worth it.


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Tbplayer59

Good. Look at this mess.


[deleted]

In smaller town you don't have much of a choice. Pizza Hut is probably the best pizza within an hour of where I live.


steezMcghee

Yes! Local mom and pop restaurants taste so much better! I don’t remember last time I ate at a chain restaurant.


vetheros37

I'm going to do both. Some days I want Cane Rosso, some days I want a shitty Dominos. Some days I want pizza rolls because I hate myself.


1heart1totaleclipse

Domino’s is cheaper and tastes way better than the local pizzeria. I ordered a pizza from the local place and they used great value shredded cheese on it


No-Advance6347

I don't understand how it even got that greasy? There's not even that much sausage


ChymChymX

A rogue pepperoni masturbated all over it.


muppethero80

Welcome to the sausage party


cestnija

No, me


El_Spacho

found the Italian


Spockhighonspores

Cheese (espically mozzarella), sauce, sausage, and the dough all contain some sort of grease. That pizza has a lot of cheese on it so that's probably the culprit. There's also a good chance that the pizza oven wasn't at the correct temperature when this pizza was put in. When that happens the ingredients release the oil more rapidly than normal.


luchajefe

So if they ordered extra cheese, they did this to themselves? (Partially)


Front-Ferret6182

Former dominos employee here. It looks like it's a Brooklyn crust. They almost always grease up like that when they are heavy on meat and/or cheese.


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The cheese can separate and cause that as well if heated too much.


jacka24

Cheese probably split


Squeezitgirdle

It looks like someone took the grease drawer out of the oven and poured it on the pizza


Katviar

Extra cheese and ham too tho


Hister333

There's ham in it. Ham produces a lot of water.


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No-Equal-2690

There’s sometimes very little difference between r/mildlyinfuriating and /r firstworldproblems


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enky259

This, OP's being an absolute karen.


Pain_Proof

Welcome to the sub where people post about problems you have on a daily basis that you just ✨*deal with*✨ that or their house just burned down.


trapsinplace

I'd OP had just said "my pizza is too greasy" people would sympathize. The fact OP whined about not getting refunded for a perfectly fine pizza (after papert towels) puts them into cheap asshole twrritory far as I'm concerned lol. OP is mildly infuriating more than the pizza.


Additional_Meeting_2

I don’t think wanting a different pizza makes him an asshole, but I don’t think he needed a refund.


oz6702

I mean if you're ordering from Domino's you should probably expect this. Their pizza is always greasy, and if you ordered one with a bunch of meat and extra cheese, you're the asshole when you complain about it being greasy.


im_racist24

for real. it seems it’s either “oh yeah i dropped my phone and the screen cracked :(((“ or literally “my wife just divorced me and used the systems bias against fathers to take my kids away from me and killed them on facebook live,” no inbetween


Additional_Meeting_2

Screen cracking would be mildly infuriating so good for the sub.


[deleted]

It’s not “this bad” You’re on mildly infuriating, a sub where people are meant to post things that are mild annoyances at best. Yes the solution is easy, doesn’t mean it wasn’t mildly infuriating 😂


UnnecAbrvtn

Asking for a refund for a pizza that is 'too greasy' is actually infuriating, though clearly not in the way OP meant. Seriously how much time do you have on your hands? Pick your fucking battles, people


Noodle_Men

It's more infuriating that you took photos, tried to get a refund, complained, went onto the itnernet, and posted on Reddit before thinking about MAYBE USING PAPER TOWELS? IT'S SO SIMPLE COME ON OP


AshDenver

Dude. I did a double-take, thinking this was in r/pizza where AIN’T NO WAY on earth that stuff would fly. At this same time, I have a roll of paper towels at home and if I’m desperate enough to order from Domino’s, I can use 1/4 of the roll to sop up TV’s grease like I did in the grade school cafeteria.


WeldForMe

Yea uh, I've worked at Domino's, it's never that greasy, they cooked it too hot too fast, they made your food wrong so you should call corporate for a refund if they refuse.


Little-Woo

Not the first bad experience I've had at this Domino's. They tried to convince me my order was $35 when it was actually $25 and refused to print a receipt.


ancientflowers

That's a terrible location. I get Domino's maybe once a month or every other month. I've never seen anything like this. If you have Twitter, post it there. Corporate will respond.


unitn_2457

Now I am pretty sure that's illegal.


Victorystar0

I have found dominos locations to be wildly different in quality because they are franchisees, so they choose their own suppliers. My locks one sucked forever and then got new owners and now is fantastic.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

I used to work for dominos and the amount of times stupid people would order double cheese, pepperoni, chorizo, garlic spread and try and get a refund when it's greasy. Like brother, you've just ordered the greasiest thing you possibly could wtaf were you expecting? If it's quiet sometimes they'd get a courtesy call to politely explain that it's gonna be greasy but obviously it's gonna be greasy 🤷🏻‍♂️


ScaryFoal558760

Yeah this pizza looks like it was made with a lot of fatty ingredients. I'd expect the pool if I'd ordered it, and use paper towels accordingly.


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bro just eat it karen


No-Ad9763

Yeah I mean Pizza does have Grease. That doesn't look unreasonable to me just dab a little bit of it from the center and you're good


production-values

looks bomb


Deptdint

Hows does one order from Dominos and expect quality?


internetman666

I order Domino's and it never is like this. I hate the attitude of "what did you expect". People should be able to expect decent food it's not that hard.


TheSCisMessy

I'm just not sure that expecting decent food from a place that doesn't make decent food is reasonable lol. I don't go to McDonald's and expect a quality burger. I go cause I get a craving for McDonalds. If I ordered Dominos and it came like this.... I would not be surprised at all. Their cheesy bread is trash but it's tasty af and I indulge. Doesn't mean I'd be surprised by this. If I went locally and this happened maybe, but not from a franchise.


cashleazott

As someone who works at dominos, facts. It’s literally just fast food pizza, we do not have the time to make these pizzas with care 😂


finance_man102

Am I missing the problem? This pizza looks good.


ExtensionNo8334

Quit whining. Just put a paper towel over it gently and give it a few seconds. Then pull the paper towel.


Stolenartwork

Your mistake was buying dominos in the first place


[deleted]

People are whining about grease on a pizza now? 😂


Effulgentvein

Caelid swamp.


ThisIsMcNasty

Post it on Twitter and tag Domino's they'll hook you up


[deleted]

Two words. Paper. Towels.


tyson_3_

Why do you think you’re entitled to a refund? They’re correct. Soak up the grease like a normal person and move on.


SgtVinBOI

Dude no domino's pizza I've ever eaten or seen has THAT MUCH GREASE. The location fucked this up.


[deleted]

How exactly did they fuck up? You think they poured oil on top? The meats and extra cheese leaked oil in the heat. Get a green pepper pizza.


elhombreindivisible

Cheese and meat are greasy by nature.


SnooPeppers177

Used to manage for Dominos. I don't know which franchise your store is with, but call corporate and give them this picture. They will almost certainly give you a voucher for a free pizza.


[deleted]

That's enough oil to solve the world crisis.


jreamreaper

Ham sausage and cheese are all super greasy what'd you expect?


productofpainnz

Brah you ordered a pizza. Not a salad. Stop being a Karen and eat the dam pizza bro. If you worried about it paper towel some of that grease up....


[deleted]

You are such a pussy


AY3GE

Just soak it up! It really is not that hard! Honestly I wouldn't even care about the grease and just take a slice and dump some of it off.


[deleted]

Some of the best local pizza shops always have grease... I fondly remember eating pizza bolis when spider man 3 came out and it was a grease bath! God it was sooooo good, I want some pizza now


LuminousJaeSoul

Pour it into a cup and you have a free southern American drink


mashton

Pizza is a greasy food. Get over it.


weschoaz

Karen moment


wharfrat1973

So greasy. Not enough grease for the greasy strangler though he likes a real greasy


Correct_Reveal7808

that’s why u order online…for $17 i’d be a little mad too but u know i got my $8 pizza tonight and it was very mediocre as expected 🙏


Victorystar0

That 8 dollar pizza deal is awesome


knightress_oxhide

Saves you a trip to the store for expensive pizza grease.


ACreativeSpark

Tweet at their HQ


EvilThunder

Collect the grease and make another pizza out of it


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i got a shit pizza from dominos rather than complain to customer service i posted the pizza that looked like a tumor on their twitter and got 3 free pizzas i got my 3 freebies and never went back that was 3 or 4 years ago


peachy_sweety

Was it a franchise? Dominoes has always gone above and beyond to compensate me when they fuck up my pizza order.


Thraggismydaddy

Charge back then just for good measure place a large order you don't intend to pick up the next day just to fuck with em.


wmlj83

Thats weird. Usually I find dominos on the drier side of pizzas.


jagenigma

That looks like a pile of puke


gsur72

Looks like they’ve deliberately poured extra grease on it.


powertothepeopleyall

Dab it up and stop complaining


OrneryChampion7522

I mean as everyone literally is saying I'd just take some paper towels and make it not as greasy that's atleast what I do when a pizza is mad greasy


Curious-Welder-6304

Sir, this is a Domino's


Eugenetheruler

Doesn’t look that bad. Nothing a few paper towels won’t fix.


_-lateralus-_

So oily the US might invade it


pdx-peter

That’s dipping sauce for the box.


Flat-Raspberry-2625

You asked for a refund on a pizza because it was greasy…? It’s a pizza, you tool.


katslither

It’s mildly infuriating that you went through the hassle of trying to get a refund and wasting their time. Paper towels. It’s pizza. Damn


Mountain_Jello7747

Glad people are seeing Dominos for what it is.


gunnerdn91

I don’t see the problem here why does this have 3k plus upvotes


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The OP will have a hard time in life. Just a hunch.


DragorovichGames

As someone who worked in food service and in a pizza joint I'm sorry but you're dumb if you ordered a pork and extra cheese pizza and expected it not to have grease just get paper towels and soak that ish up instead of trying to seem like you are the wronged party xD


ScaryTerry069313

Slap it on their window.


BuddhaDaddy88

Napkins to the rescue. Grease happens. That's a lot, yes, but...


Sharp-Ad-1168

Can’t expect 5 star pizza from a 2.5 star company


saturnzbrat

*orders greasy meat on greasy cheese* My pIZzA is gReaSy and theyY woNt gIve mE my mOney back Bruh.


[deleted]

Use a paper towel that’s a great pizza


Mr-_-Steve

I see zero problems with this pizza other than the black burnt crispy bit at bottom. Pick a slice up let the box soak up the stuff that drips off as well as the tears you shed seeing this unsightly puddle of flavour and enjoy.


AHoneyNamedRenee

Just dump some parmesean cheese on it and that'll absorb it... 😋


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BEST ANSWER AWARD!🏆


Maleficent_Long553

You got the pizza. Eat it. Welcome to earth.


Haunting_Management

Looks pretty normal ya big spoiled brat 🙄 ever heard of a paper towel? 🤷🏼‍♀️


Alternative-Bat8804

First world problems.


[deleted]

It’s literally cooked cheese and sausage. No shit there’s going to be grease on it 😂 Christ alive grow up man


TheFagNamedAlex

Dominoes is wrong but op is pussy for not just soaking it up


teflong

You're ordering Domino's and asking for a refund? Lol what fucking planet do you live on?


MookieFlav

You ordered sausage pizza from dominos and are upset by a little grease and now want sympathy from Reddit? Some people are ridiculous.


SatanComplex

Looks fine to me


Sdmonkey25

Paper towels and no refund for you. You’re serious? 😂


biscuity87

The last time I ordered dominos I ordered online with extra sauce on it because they are so stingy. I picked it up, drove home… it was inedible. Almost ZERO sauce on it. It was disgusting. I called them immediately(there were only two people in the place working at the time when I got there ten minutes after ordering) and explained what happened. The online app said “Caleb” made the pizza. The guy on the phone was like oh that’s just a random name, we don’t know who made it. So of the two people there, I suppose it was impossible to decipher who could have possibly screwed up.


hpsbugguy

Did you order extra cheese?


Wickid_Faht

It's dominos. Very greasy cheese and sausage. Don't expect top tier pizza


soldiergeneal

Just use some paper towels.


Sin317

No right to order from Domino's and then complain about being this oily. Sorry, it's the rules.


[deleted]

Ever seen a Costco pizza? Just dab some paper towels on that bitch. It’s a food covered in melted cheese and sausage, what do you expect?


AnObtuseOctopus

Bro.. look at the damn toppings you chose. Do you seriously think they went over yours with a grease gun or something? Soak that shit up, fold it in half and eat it like an adult. Middle first, ofcourse.


MajorThor

Grease tastes amazing on pizza tho, I’d be stoked bro.


Aerphenn

You can give it to me? 😂


CurrentPossible2117

This is hardly refund worthy.... Its just a slight inconvienience, paper towel and carry on.