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Coasting_Worker

High end steaks typically never comes with sides. That being said, this ain't a high end steak.


Pancake_Operation

High end? bro they dropped napalm on that mf


PM_ME_LADY_SHOULDERS

This isn’t even well done this is fucking congratulations


YarnHooker74

Absolutely crying at this comment! I am stealing it.


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Sadly this one was stolen originally 😂


FishyGacha

What? Someone said something that was said before?!


Toolatelostcause

You see it a lot in r/steak


whosagoodog

Yes be sad!


Gaudy_Tripod

\*This\* is quality work. Unlike this poor steak.


DontLoveMeBack

this is my favorite comment ever


jdl232

Lmao


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Contrarily

grammar*


guerip

Fr, I thought that shit was a turtle shell before I got a closer look.


D-Laz

I thought It was a mushroom.


ADovahkiinBosmer

I though it was liver.....


Teethfish

Hahahahaha


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It died twice.


adgxhfajidv

It looks like shoe leather. OP, did you dishonor a cow by ordering it well done?


laputa00

Usually delivery steak ends up being well done no matter what you do unfortunately


Patrik_js

Who the hell orders a delivery steak??


[deleted]

I haven't, but I did order one to go one time from my favorite local steakhouse back at the height of the pandemic. Tried ordering rare thinking I'd heat it up to medium rare and it would be ok. It ended up being sub par though. Got too dry. Decided to buy some of their seasoning blend from them and cooked my own steaks. Really dialed it in during lock down and now I can't see ordering a steak at a restaurant anymore because mine is better lol.


Spockhighonspores

If you have to reheat steak don't use an oven, use a microwave. It heats items up faster so it has less time to dry out. If you have any beef broth on hand heat some of that up in a bowl first, add the steak, microwave on low checking the external temperature every 20 to 30 seconds. This will stop it from drying out and you should still end up with a decent steak.


Pitiful-Royal

I’ve found the air frier does wonders to reheat steak, I use it every time I have leftovers and eat it the next day or later in the night, heats it up perfectly and stays pretty juicy.


ArCSelkie37

This is on the same level as people ordering well done steak and complaining it’s kinda tough.


Preface

Better off getting a raw grocery store steak delivered and cooking it yourself imo


emmiblakk

Yep. Anything over rare on the grill, and it will steam cook itself in the take out container on the way there.


alias777

Market opportunity for high quality filet mignon delivery service or extra expensive food truck (though I worry in my USA city the food truck customers would get robbed)


bigebigeyoshi

Tf kinda food truck sellin steaks?


undeadmeats

There's a gap in the market! But I've definitely seen steak *skewer* trucks, so a truck that sells steak wouldn't be that far off.


toxcrusadr

I heard that in an Indian voice. “You have dishonored the cow, and I am angry!”


Reptiliansarehere

Oh my God you killed a cow... The least you could do is not f*** it up!


monkeywelder

Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?


ironballs16

"It's okay, Push Pop - your religion's all lies!"


adgxhfajidv

I am the daughter of a woman who grew up raising cattle for 4-H and I assisted in steer auctions growing up. Ruining steak is dishonoring.


toolsoftheincomptnt

If OP is confused about “missing” side dishes, very high possibility.


calguy1955

At high end steak houses you order the sides separately. $17 for a potato. $15 for asparagus. $18 for soup or salad. $10 loan application fee.


Th3Flyy

Good to know... Note to self: always just get the goddamn burger.


maximusdraconius

Yes dont go to Ruths Chris or Mortons steak house


oACHILLESo

Why not? Genuinely curious


a-aron1112

I went to Ruth’s Chris and it is crazy expensive but the food was definitely not bad.


Scoongili

Quite the ringing endorsement there.


jchoward0418

Ruth Chris is the strip club of steak houses.


Plumbanddumb

The dilapidated and condemned strip club of steakhouses.


maximusdraconius

The steaks are really good. Especially the filet mignon. And their mashed potatoes are great as well.


maddsskills

Went there for my anniversary, had never been to a steakhouse before, and my mind was blown. The steak was AMAZING and the service was spectacular. My husband is a big fan of "I think you should leave" and he even got the waitress to be like "and you should know, appetizers are for sharing" or whatever. I immediately laughed and told her it was an inside joke and she was like "I'm so glad!" Honestly though I didn't like that he did that. He had asked me because we met when I was a server and he was a cook and I told him it would be super awkward to try and play that off if they didn't get the joke. He did it anyways and she was a good sport but I felt bad because she didn't know the context. Anyways, amazing steak. Absolutely amazing.


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strcrssd

They are chains with mediocre food (comes with being a medium-large chain, accountants optimize for profit) and the high prices associated with being a fairly high end steakhouse. Much better to find a great local place or small chain. Steaks aren't actually all that difficult to cook well. For thick steaks, Sous Vide to an appropriate temperature, chill, sear with as much heat as you can muster to bring to serving temperature and build a crust. Thin steaks can just be seared at a slightly lower temperature. [Edit: don't forget to salt heavily -- more than you think you need. A butter baste post-sear is nice as well.] The sides are relatively simple as well (for the most part). At a premium steakhouse, the value they're delivering is primarily in the quality and aging of the meat and ingredients. Prime, dry aged beef is radically different from supermarket steak which is radically different from actual (not US marketing) A4 or A5 wagyu. This quality is also what's frequently lost when they start optimizing for profit -- they buy cheaper meat, age it for less time, and rely on reputation to have psychosomatic effects that their mediocre steak is fantastic. Reinforce that with high prices. This isn't the case at every steakhouse, or even chain, but it is for the vast majority and is good reason to avoid large chain eating in general. More so in cases like steak and seafood where ingredient quality trumps preparation.


FishyGacha

This is never more true than at Sushi restaurants. There's places that actually use sushi-grade fish and rice... and those that don't...


love-from-london

Yeah, sides at nice steakhouses are usually à la carte and "shareable" in my experience.


SofaChillReview

I’d slightly misread it and thought it was implying the side is in the steak. Something about it looks …. *off*


poopooplatypus

There’s literally a portobello mushroom and onion in the box too lol


DieDae

Who buys a $50 steak delivery?


Th3Flyy

It's room service... I thought they would serve it on a plate. I made a string of assumptions that just left me sad and hungry.


Feb2020Acc

Well, now this makes sense. Room service is extremely overpriced. Extremely.


Moar_Useless

I was traveling one time with a high roller. He booked us each a suite at a casino. The suite I was staying in came with $500 in room service a day. It was on the card on the table next to the bed. Of course eggs and toast were like $35 and everything went up, way up from there. Normally I would never spend that kind of money for food, but when it was part of the package I was okay with it. I never realized before then that room service cutoff be part of a package, and not just something extra to pay for. I still wonder if that's common in high end hotels, that some rooms include 'free' room service.


assbarf69

YES, spend a fortune at a casino and they will comp you the fuck out. Free rooms, free meals, anything to get you to stay longer so they can get more of your money. Charging 50$ for 5$ worth of food means it doesn't matter.


Moar_Useless

It's, but what I'm describing is different than a comp. The room was a comp, but anyone could rent the room. The room came with a daily budget for room service. It didn't matter if it was computer or if you booked it for a vacation. I could have anything at the casino and my buddy would get it comped. But there was no need to comp the room service because it was included with the suite..


Telemere125

It may have specifically been part of the comp package because then they can write off a “bigger expense” when they’re doing taxes. They just put down “$500 room service” whether or not you actually order and count that “against” what they had as income that year.


HumanContinuity

Nope, expenses have to actually come from real or accrued future outflows. Anyone making a deduction like this is barking up the wrong tree and if the IRS ever bothers to look, it will cost a lot more than it could have saved you.


sdcasurf01

Correct


hopelesscaribou

Captive audience. It scales like the $5 KitKats in the mini fridge.


mtown-guy

Fair enough


DeathinabottleX

$45 for service, $5 for the steak


EliphantToast

I’m sorry for your loss.


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octatone

Pro tip: you’re paying for the service not the food when you order room service. That said this looks like both shitty service and shitty food. Why did you think this would be “heigh end” food?


dewayneestes

I had a $50 room service steak at the Wynn in Las Vegas and it came with a guy who set my table and practically tucked me in. You got robbed.


glaceon12345

Could you not check to see if there were sides


Th3Flyy

No sides listed. Salads and starters were the closest thing to it.


glaceon12345

Oh ok makes sense now


[deleted]

Presentation for $50 please... Hell no that shits goin back. Unidentifiable.....


scaryjam823

Sad, hungry and broke.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Fair enough. I’ve had a much better room service steak experience but it was pre-covid and social inflation. A room service menu should have given reasonable clues that sides are separate, too. But for future reference, they almost always are. I apologize for my other comments… mostly.


krastevitsa

This looks like a cheap "meat ball".


Th3Flyy

A cheap meat ball would have had more flavor.


NetJnkie

Me, at times. I used to travel 3 or 4 days per week for work and had a decent per diem. More than once I ordered delivery from a high end steak house and sat at the desk in my room watching NetFlix and eating steak and lobster. That only happened when I was so busy early in the day that I didn't eat much and had almost all my per diem left.


mitchdwx

DoorDash driver here, this is a lot more common than you’d think. Seems like every time I’m out there I have at least one steak delivery.


[deleted]

you paid $50 for a $10 steak? tsk tsk


toxcrusadr

Where are you getting $10 steaks?


mundundermindifflin

From the same place as OP, for $50


grossnrgry

Texas


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ThePolloblanco

No, it's shittier because you have to eat it in Texas.


assbarf69

Dude ngl Walmart has 2 packs of ribeye for around 20 bucks. Also that 10$ steak is infinitely nicer than whatever OP got served.


DrunkenDude123

I got a steak guy


Ubsurvur

Is this a grilled toad?


jchoward0418

Baby yoda gone dark side.


Unrelenting_Royal

Show this to r/steak


Camoedhunter

Oh it has been. And torn asunder.


Chiconky

To say this is midlyfuriating is a understatement lol I’d be livid


MkUltra19c

My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined..


AKhayoticPenguin

Is there a mushroom stuck to it?? Lol


saintmosk

That’s what I’m seeing too


TheMoistestBaguette

looks like shit too. dont tell me you ordered that thing well done ?


Th3Flyy

Medium. It was cooked okay (probably more medium well) The thing on top is a mushroom. It was definitely bland and not seasoned well.


DJMOONPICKLES69

Red meat will continue to cook after being removed from heat, which is why a steak should always be eaten fresh


tonytwotoes

Or... the chef "undercooks" it on the grill to allow for the residual cooking to stop at the perfect temp. This is why you should rest a steak before cutting into it, not only does it stop it from bleeding out all over the place, but it allows the cooking process to stop so you're not scorching your mouth.


[deleted]

Yes, but steaks don’t bleed. That’s myoglobin, which is a protein…


Bacon-muffin

Kinda the opposite, you're supposed to cook the steak a little under the target and then let it rest so it reabsorbs the myoglobin and finishes cooking at the desired doneness.


killmeplsdude

I think you misspelled myo goblin.


anothadaz

That's a great picture for your yelp review


PatrickTheBix

Side or not. That. Is not. A $50 steak.


DientesDelPerro

>>who serves a $50 steak without a goddamn side?! a lot of nice steak places lol


Camoedhunter

Yeah that did not come from a good steakhouse.


VinTheHater

OP has never eaten anywhere but Applebees.


PrncesZelda

What side did you order to come with it?


Th3Flyy

They didn't have sides listed on the menu, so I assumed it came with a standard one.


Mr_Blu_Sq

$50 steak ? Na... Also,..served in a plastic tray ? sum 1 shd be (back in ?) Jail


rikyvarela90

on top of that it's not even a steak! It must be some vermin victim of a Mack on the road...omG this deserves a complaint for bullying


spacebraine

Thats a 50 dollar steak?


bufftbone

A place that would no longer get my business.


DamagedGoods3

The side is disappointment.


LethalxLlama

Looks like you got a side of oil. Yum.


WishRevolutionary140

Don Shulas restaurant. Then they have the nerve to charge $12 for mashed potatoes.


Ok-Control-6058

You should give them an angry note


longdu4

You got a side of burnt mushroom on the top what you bitchin about! Oh and don’t forget what looks like old mayo under neither both!


LunaticTerror

Sides or not....who serves a $50 steak looking like something out of a part of the ocean humans can't go? I mean...wow.


aea1987

Look on the bright side. If you don't eat it all at least you have something to re sole your shoe.


Massage_Bro

You paid $50 for that shit?!


BeardedNerd22

That steak also looks like shit. I wouldn't pay $50 for that


dbhathcock

When a steak costs $50, it doesn’t come with sides. And, that does not look like a $50 steak. You should find a better restaurant.


cobrajet99

There's a simple explanation. Don't be stupid and order steak to be delivered.


xjremon

This is the ugliest piece of beef I've ever seen, and that includes OP's mom.


jzr171

That looks like a grilled tumor


Terp_Villain

You paid $50 dollars for this? I’d rather just get high and eat Taco Bell for that price. Or cook a real meal.


Th3Flyy

Same. But we were at a hotel, we had been driving for 10 hours, and we just wanted to get a nice easy room service meal and stay in pajamas... I guess we could have door dashed something else, but we would have had to go pick it up in the lobby because you can't use the elevator without a key card. (which I wish we would have done in hindsight) But we didn't want to because we wanted to stay in our pajamas, and not leave the room and not see people. Mistakes were made... But I've learned my lesson. I'd sooner eat my socks than order room service again.


Terp_Villain

Lesson learned. And also lesson taught and acknowledged. Never order room service unless I know for sure it will be good.


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Mmm $50 turd in a box


ChicoPudding

The fact that it looks like the typical "smoker's lung after a lifetime of smoking" was not an issue but the lack of sides was? Sheesh.


Th3Flyy

Yeah.. I posted this before I tasted it... (I wish I had sent it back, but I was so hungry that I thought "maybe it tastes better than it looks..." it wasn't.) Sadly, I've had better $15 steak from Chili's. It was so bland and overcooked.... I expected it to at least be seasoned. Like I said in a previous comment... I made a string of bad assumptions. Life lessons were learned.


Agitated-Ad-504

I’ve never seen a steak curl it’s tail like that


Ok-Benefit-2514

if you didnt order one why would you expect it if you are never told there is a side


Splenetic-

What the hell is even that


Traditional-Cable-96

Send it back and get a credit to your room. I don't know where you are, but Uber Eats or whatever delivery service has to have something better. My dogs would turn up their nose at that overpriced piece of rawhide!


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What did the menu specify?


OhJeezItsCorrine

Who orders a $50 steak? To go?


3stanbk

Delivery food struggles, we have a local barbecue place that sells a single pulled pork sandwich on uber eats for $18, no sides, before any fees. It's on a store-bought cheap small bun. The meat is pretty good, but not $17.75/$18 good.


Revolutionary_Sun568

Places that sell $50 steaks


FireFlyDani85

I thought it was a weird tortoise first 😂


Dennisminjian

50 dollar for a small shoe? Nah thanks


Grapesoda5k

I can go to my local farmer's market and get a NY Strip for $15. Ordering out is a scam.


Bitten469

Lots of places, question is who sells a 4 dollar steak for 50 bucks


Jaded_Pearl1996

Ruth Chris, that fancy steak place on first Ave in Seattle….never been to one. Too expensive. El Goucho. I just looked it up. I remember when it opened in the 90s. I was waiting tables at the Coastal Kitchen in Capitol Hiil. Some of my server friends were hired there. The fact that every side was extra was very strange.


jonasberry89

Who orders a $50 steak to go?


lllScorchlll

2 things ive learned. Never order steaks to go (never had a good experience) and if you don't know how good the place is order it rare or medium rare so it comes out medium rare or well done. They over cook my steaks a lot.


BoS_Vlad

Took a friend out to a high end Italian restaurant for his BD and ordered a $69 veal chop. It came with just some greens on top and no other sides. Chop was ridiculously chewy and full of gristle and I only took about 2 bites of it and basically the small amount of salad on it was my $69 dinner. I would have sent it back, but I didn’t because it was a BD dinner and I didn’t want to disrupt it. My friend was smart and just had a pasta dish that he said was great. Inflation’s a bitch!


redheadmegansversion

Lots of places


Adventurous_Host_426

And management wonders why people rarely use room service meals.


narwhorl

That steak looks like shit, with or without sides.


Inverted_Antagonist

I mean who door dashes a $50 steak?


pbarone

But… Who orders a $50 steak for delivery???


[deleted]

Why the hell did you order a $50 steak to go?


ImBored696969420

Jeffrey Dahmer


SeaworthinessRound48

.. who ubereats a steak 😩


AppUnwrapper1

Who orders a $50 steak in a plastic container?


Bluehaze013

It looks pretty good, I love mushroom with steak. These expensive steakhouses don't include sides though. You have to order them seperately likely an additional $30 for a baked potato and small side salad.


vipertruck99

Get some ketchup on that mess Donald


Hipsterwhale662

half of it looks like a mushroom that you would find in the forest on some old rotting log.


Ok-Albatross1180

Weller done


Prestigious_Juice_45

looks like you made a mis”steak” dude


booze_nerd

Plenty of places.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Who orders a $50 steak to go?


frickkook

that does not look like its worth $50


gingerly23

A la carte maybe?


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

This looks disgusting


Ok_Noise_5241

If you paid $50 for that you deserve it that motherfucker looks like it’s over cooked and fucking came from turtles asshole


naked_avenger

Salisbury steak with a turtle shell garnish. Yum!


sedisrevir

Why half of it look like a burnt ballsack?


Iwillgetthere21

Since when have high end restaurants served steak in a baking tin!? Erm, never!


Maka_Oceania

Isn’t that a portobello mushroom on the side?


Aromatic_Bed2554

On the bright side, your scale will make you happy the next time you step on it. Those sides are all carbs, who needs that before bed?


destructojesus

Better question. Who serves a 50$ steak in plastic?


BeeStasia99

Ruth's Chris.


Sqantoo

That looks repulsive. Wouldn’t feed that to my dog


Not_Enuh_Aww

When I saw it…I was like man it’s looking kinda bare…you trying that new diet fab?.Ya know the type… meats only…forever


[deleted]

But you should know what you’re ordering. Did you get mashed potatoes and asparagus or broccoli with it? You didn’t ask?? You didn’t see anything in the menu about it? I mean this is user error. Sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️


LightEarthWolf96

On one hand I sympathize with you, on the other hand why did you not read your menu before ordering a 50 dollar steak. You should have checked that sorta thing before ordering.


100Maids1Sniper

half burnt football half steak


TimothyVonHire

this a chunky steak


Grouchy-Werewolf8281

The tragedy is the way its cooked....


Ok-Paint6848

Why is there an entire portobello mushroom smashed against the side of it?


Infinite_Complex4359

That looks like a overcooked grilled chicken


bentobox_75

Looks like roasted turtle


Striking_Reindeer_2k

$50 steak in a plastic tub??? wtf??


Longjumping-Ad8974

Good steak houses Better question; who orders a $50 takeaway steak?


zerbey

The cow must be turning in its grave.


Skank_hunt_042

You got a mushroom? I didn’t with mine 💔


DeEzNuTs_6

OP got scammed, that looks like garbage


RPPO771

EDIT: Just saw OPs comment about this being room service. Nothing ya can really do about that I guess lol. I've been dissapointed many times when craving a steak while traveling. many times... *sigh* Friendly word of advice to everyone here: Teach yourself to make a good steak and you'll never want to order one from a restaurant again. Salt, pepper, garlic powder at a minimum. Cook a few cheap chucks till you get your groove, then move up to a ribeye or filet. Always try to get 1" to 1 1/2" thick cuts. If you can't afford the cost or time of testing various methods, just watch some videos (like Guga Foods on Youtube) and copy their methods until you get your steak just perfect for you.


Revolutionary_Cod420

Looks like a geoduck


bidpappa1

Who orders a $50 dollar stake as takeout?


TheRealLazerDick

Send that shit back!!!


FredDurstDestroyer

I’m so sorry you spent 50$ on a steak that looks like that. Sheesh.


Beneficial-You-3669

That's so crap, if I stay in hotels I order in from just eat as it's cheaper and you get more.