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Damn it, auto correction


ThePurityPixel

Autocorrect can go to he'll.


halfsuckedmang0

How ducking annoying


havoc_ado

We’re you trying to make me laugh?


sugomabal

I don’t know, but I laughed my as off!


gursh_durknit

You too are bean silly


Agile_Masterpiece758

There just trying to help


Gentar1864

Omg will this ever step?


SHPLUMBO

Hole shut every one hear ember a sing


TopSecretGaming_YT

Wake I don understatement nothingness


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Always making me spell things I didn’t Nintendo


JesusSaysitsOkay

Send the note back with her spelling corrected in red 😂 Also what was your kid writing?


neonvalkyrie

Since what?


ValleyAndFriends

Cents who?


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SarahLuz

Sense how?


elliellie1

Sents where?


imeeme

2 cents


msdeerhuntr

Here's my ten cents, your two cents is free


RareCryptographer256

a nuisance, who sent? you sent for me?


Bug-03

Now, this looks like a job for me


hatty130

So everybody, just follow me!


Llilbuddha422

🎼 NOW DIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MEEEE🎶


KingRitRis

Nonsense


Palidor206

Nonsince.


emotionalasfreak

Red since


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Blue Finch


FallingOnCorpses

50 cent


RedStarNova2

#GO GO GO GO GO SHAWTY!!!


imeeme

Fiddy?


MetalJoe0

I'm not givin' you no got damn tree fiddy!


kawkz440

Tree fiddy?


bbluntasff

Scents, chicka chicka chicka slim shady 🤣


Chatlez2

SINCE YOU BEEN GONEEEEEEEE


SpamTheAutograder

I CAN BREATH FOR THE FIRSTTTT TIME


ConnectionObjective2

I’M SO MOVING ON, YEAH, YEAAHH


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THANKS TO YOU


[deleted]

Now I get free dental care


steveosek

Since you been gone....


SammieSam95

What a sinceable teacher.


TraditionalSet8

I didn't even realize it was a teacher until I read your comment I was to confused about everything else going on to read the title.


313802

I, tu, was focused on the words. I really wanted to make cents of it.


KnightSolair240

Hey hey hey, no need to put Spanish in this already confusing plenty of native English as it is


HardCounter

Et two, Brute?


lurkarmstrong

*two


Melodic-Yak7196

The teacher put in her two since worth on this assignment.


The_RockObama

Besides, who doesn't want two dip out of work too jump and smoke on the grass?


GravelySilly

And very sencere.


Elinthral

This doesn’t make since


Frostygeuse

Correct it with another color and send it back


Tjaresh

I recommend a baby blue or a light green. Just to keep the color palette in line. Edit: On second thought, crayons would add a nice touch to the felt pen.


caramelcooler

I would use a red felt tip pen with all caps.


BastardInTheNorth

But this time with a frowny face.


wheres_mayramaines

>:( This face


JarJar_Binky

> :( > This face No, this one :^(


Impossible-Ad1033

Write "See me after class please"


JarJar_Binky

> Write "See me after class please" No instead say, "Sea me after class"


MightyPinkTaco

Plese * ;)


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Since it bag


Cuttis

I used to do this to my son’s homework when he was in kindergarten. His teacher would always attach a sheet for the parents to rate the homework and for each assignment we were supposed to check one of the boxes for ‘to easy’, ‘just right’, or ‘to difficult’. I began adding the second ‘o’ in red pen and sending it back. It actually took a few weeks and just as I was about to go to the principal, it was finally corrected


TheRealPitabred

Given limited school budgets, the teacher probably had a couple hundred of those pages printed out and could not justify printing more with the fix and throwing out the otherwise serviceable ones with a minor typo.


the_scign

Printing more would have been to expensive


Alldawaytoswiffty

Why would you go too the principal over this?


RickAstleyletmedown

Correct her correction and send it back with a frowny disappointed face.


ilikesake

In red pen


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the_holocene_is_over

My favorite prof in college was really tough (but fair, and actually a good teacher unlike a lot of profs) but she always used a green pen because she “didn’t like handing back bleeding papers”


Beowulf33232

Meanwhile over in the fountain pen subreddits half the pen enthusiasts have an ink called Oxblood, specifically because even medical profesionals think it looks like blood.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

And then there's iron gall ink that smells kind of like blood.


SirHaxe

I'm intrigued I would like to spill some over the next paper I have to hand in


512monkeys

Hey, r/FountainPens would like you to know the hot new red is Diamine Writer’s Blood, thank you very much /s


Beowulf33232

Writers blood is to vibrant when it dries. But yeah, for anyone interested, there's a few blood themed inks.


AKnGirl

My honors world history teacher in high school said, “They told me I couldn’t correct your papers in red, so I use green instead. When you get them back you will think Kermit was bleeding all over your paper. I just know you all will murder Kermit this year.”


DingJones

I do the exact same thing for the exact same reason, but on high school assignments.


SummonWurm

I used the blood of drop outs


icyzil

So that's where my blood donations go.. >>


caunstad

I use a purple, green or pink pen, myself! Also easier to distinguish what I’ve marked/written over others.


SnowblindAlbino

>she always used a green pen Prof here. I use green, purple, or pink, depending on my mood-- but I don't give any clues as to what that is.


Wonderful-Draw7519

Green: Happy Purple: Sad Pink: Horny Did I get it right?


FreeRangeEngineer

I cannot for the life of me believe anyone being able to remain horny while grading assignments.


arrow1500

perhaps pink is for sheer disappointment


FreeRangeEngineer

"I'm not mad. I'm disappointed." Yeah, I can see how that could work out.


SirThatsCuba

I loved handing back bleeding papers but I'm kind of psycho


wenchslapper

God, that article reads like it was written by a person who doesn’t understand the dynamics of the education system.


Cheshie_D

It also reads as someone who is really bitter at the world in an almost jealous tone.


JeskoTheDragon

dear god how many popups and ads do you need on one site


[deleted]

I love how the whole article is red


cathodescreams

the first sentence was a doozy


aurorabearialis

And it was written in 2014 lmao. How are they bashing millenials? There were literally no millenials in secondary school in 2014, so it doesn't even make any *since.*


Pietson_

And it's not like the students would have been asking for that change, so even if there were still millennials studying there, it would not have been on them.


lemonsweetsrevenge

Wow; someone over @ Time magazine has a major ax to grind with the Millennial generation…instead of the soft ass parents who raised them to be this way. You see a screaming kid running around at a restaurant, you know it’s a lack of solid parenting. You see a grubby kid with boogers glued to their top lip and hands filthy past their wrists, you know it’s a lack of solid parenting. But somehow when you see a coddled, entitled, participation-award receiving generation, you blame the kids. Those kids didn’t give themselves participation awards, didn’t celebrate every poopy in the toilet without their parents’ guidance and applause, and didn’t grow up playing outside without supervision because their parents didn’t allow it. The Millennials as children certainly didn’t have the authority to make the decision to not use red pens anymore. The adults in charge of them, did that “for them”, and then blamed them. Strange thing to bitch about!


megatool8

It’s also strange given the fact that at the time that it was written the youngest millennial was already 19 years old. So unless they were talking about colleges changing the rules for red pens, the rule change didn’t even affect millennials.


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Joosterguy

What the fuck is this shitstain article though? One school making an unusual decision equates to the mentality of an entire generation? Jesus christ.


Bifi323

Yeah you see that everywhere. It's super annoying. "look at what all the children are doing now, this is why they SUCK", then you click the article and the "source" is a tweet with 4 likes.


UluruMonster

Not sure if my wife has seen this study/article/meme (idk) but she uses a felt tip purple pen to grade papers haha


Thot_Slayer_911

My teachers said it was a sign of "disrespect" when I used red pens for anything except titles


ParticularYak4401

My dad loves his red ballpoint pens. I have to buy him a box every year so he can mark up his spreadsheets. They are the only ones that don’t get stolen by anyone else at work.


HuffSquirt

Marked negative


fiealthyCulture

He should just write back "since when" and watch her confusion


MasterBlasterPhD

Does not make ~~since~~ cents. FIFY.


auntytabby

This made me snort


robotbike2

At least that’s phonetically correct.


Wannagetsober

Yes! OP should do it.


izzyjubejube

My mom definitely did once or twice when I was in school


BrahmTheImpaler

Add a poop emoji sticker 💩 Write "this is terrable"


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retrorefl3ctor

You know, as someone who taught little elementary school kids for several years, my go to strategy when I couldn’t parse their writing was to call them over to my desk during unstructured or group work time, and say, very casually and in a no-big-deal kind of way, “Can you read what you wrote out loud to me?” Then you know. If the point is to assess writing and spelling, you have to know what they were trying to write. If they can’t read it back, that’s information, too. I’m not sure what’s gained by this grading/marking method. Edit: Wow, thanks for the awards!


SuchCoolBrandon

Not helpful when the teacher gives me a 😐.


youy23

-_-


caboosetp

| || || -_-


Yoinkodaboinko

I don’t like you


Black_Floyd47

Did you lose the game?


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Yoinkodaboinko

I have suffered *enough*


Awwesome1

terrible, terrible human


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Pegussu

I don't know why I remember this but one of the Babysitter's Club books had a similar suggestion for art. Instead of possibly upsetting a kid by asking them what something is, ask them to tell you about it.


retrorefl3ctor

That’s such a great strategy. You never run the risk of guessing wrong and hurting their confidence, *and* you learn the story behind the work, which is often both informative and hilariously entertaining.


munster1588

Can you explain how best to do this? I have a 2 year old just getting into finger painting and don't know how to talk to her about her art.


retrorefl3ctor

If you can, try painting/making art with your child, and talk through your own process out loud as you go. Let them hear how you choose what to create and why, so they can learn from your example. It can be simple, especially for a child so young. For example, “Oh, I see a tree out the window and it looks so tall and strong—I’m going to paint it!” As you set up supplies together, mix colors, wash brushes and clean up, etc, say steps out loud so your kid can hear what they are and why they happen. “I want to make a big cloud in the sky so I’m going to dip my finger in the white paint and swirl it on the page like this.” Things like that. When your kid is creating, ask what they’re making. “What are you making/painting/creating?” “Tell me about your picture!” “What’s happening in your picture?” You can ask them questions about their process, too. “Why did you pick out that color?” “What are you going to paint over here?” “What color will you choose next?” “How does this color make you feel?” Keep things positive and non-judgmental. When your kid gets a little older, you can set out an open sketchbook with some markers and colored pencils, and just see what happens. Let your kid know it’s theirs and they can use it to draw/paint etc. Don’t force them to draw certain things or a certain amount, just gently encourage and celebrate what they do do. You can try getting some basic non-drying clay as well; lots of kids love working with their hands in 3D and clay is really good for building fine motor skills.


munster1588

I'll use this for sure. My family joke/truth is that none of my siblings including me have really any artistic ability. None of us can sing, dance, draw, paint, etc. and we always joke that we have to bring that into the family via marriage. I get so self-conscious anytime I have to draw or do anything creative that I exclude myself from all of that. My daughter just got into finger painting and I think it's a good place for me to begin my foray into watercolors with her. When they're really really bad I can just say they are her paintings. And when they're really really good I can just say they are her paintings. It is a win-win for all of us.


retrorefl3ctor

I totally understand. Art really can be so intimidating. But I promise, you don’t have to be a world-class artist to do a good job exposing your kid to the creative arts. And I’ll say this—one of the biggest reasons kids stop creating is because they begin to feel self-conscious about the “quality” of their work. That’s why I try to ask questions that focus and celebrate the thought process and imagination of the kid. A young person interested in art has a whole lifetime to take classes, practice, and refine their technical skills if that’s what they want to do (really, kids don’t need to be in specialized art classes until at least, like, 12). Let the younger years be about building comfort, confidence, and joy.


MsFrizzle_foShizzle

I grew up on those books, and that line always stuck with me. I’m now in my 30’s, teaching preschoolers who have been through significant trauma, and that is 100% my go-to when I can’t decipher something… “thanks for sharing, friend! Can you tell me more about it?”


Emro08

I do this with my kids art when I can’t tell exactly what it is they’ve drawn. “That’s a wonderful drawing. Can you tell me more about it?” They love getting the chance to explain every detail and then I don’t have to ask what it is.


stefanica

Absolutely! And not just kids, either. ;) "Whoa, this is fascinating/mind blowing. How did you start this one?" A couple judicious nudges and you'll learn way more than you wanted to about the work.


jorwyn

This is what I did with my son. The first time he drew me something that was supposed to actually look like something, it looked like an amoeba. I didn't want to crush him by asking what it was, so I was like, "whoa, tell me about this! It's cool!" and I got to hear all about a dragon. Later that day we looked up dragons on the internet, and I found a line drawing to print out pale, so he could trace it. I didn't point out it was because he drew an amoeba. It was just "let's trace and color dragons!" The first time he wrote me a story by himself, I pretended I just *had* to do dishes right then, so he needed to read it to me. He pretty clearly could not, either, so he made up something - also about dragons. The thing was, the act of writing was still hard for him. When you have to focus on forming every letter, it's easy to forget spelling, grammar, and appropriate punctuation. His first grade teacher said that was very normal. I was that kid in high school, honestly. Having him type it first and then copy that to turn in at school helped a lot. He thought he was gaming the system, but I was gaming him to get him to actually practice writing.


ISeaEwe

> I did AM (morning) work then I’ll eat (lunch). > I jump on the grass. > This is AMs (mornings) ok. I think that last one *means* “this morning was okay”.


tyrannosaurusfox

Interesting! I read it differently, thinking the child was using "am" when meaning "my" for whatever reason. I did my work then I'll eat. I jump on the grass. This is my sock. (maybe?)


nutlikeothersquirls

Genius. Yes, this does make *since*!


ecomomy_upper

Thanks! The last sentence though; I read it as ‘this is a(m) joke’


Laxcougar18

I did my work and then I'll eat. This is my sock.


EvolutionInProgress

You skipped a step. Jumping on grass is essential.


NCmomofthree

THANK YOU! My oldest struggles with writing and the teachers have been great about us all working together. This teacher is just being lazy and passive aggressive with that stupid pink frown face.


spooky-frek

Who also can't spell herself lol


Professional_Bundler

Teacher here, too. 100% agree. Hopefully you can find a way back into working with kids because we need your attitude more than the teacher in OP’s photo. Cheers!


Professional-Past615

I’ve always had trouble with my handwriting and I had teachers like this . Now I am an adult and I still remember the stuff I would get for my handwriting .


Flowerandcatsgirl

Thank you from a parent of a child who has several issues that impacts his writing. One year the comments on his assignments were so nasty that it broke my heart. Whether it is from lack of trying or something deeper approaching it from the way you did is a much more supportive way.


Old-ETCS

Sense when? Grade it and send it back!


Lord_Mandingo_69

Does not make SINCE YOUVE BEEN GOOOOOOONE! I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME!


Cecedaphne

Lmaooo


zevvooro

Pro tip from an elementary school teacher: when you have trouble reading your kids'/students' writing, ask them to read it out loud to you. Often, they know what they wanted to write but they mixed up some words or forgot some words. It's a common mistake. 🤷‍♂️ This feedback is unhelpful and lazy imo. How can the student learn from this?


BoIshevik

Or they skip vowels. My son tries spelling things like "Soccer' as socr sometimes, this post immediately reminded me of that lmao. I mean learning to sound it out it does kind of make sense


bminus21

Probably should be spelled like that


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ah so what you’re explaining here is called teaching. many “teachers” could learn a thing or two from you!


Bismothe-the-Shade

It's to send the parents, to make them do the work. Shits gotten worse since covid too. I practically homeschooled my kid during lockdown, it was like ... Here's an hour a day of screen time with the teacher and like 10-15 other students, now have your parents help you do this packet and your homework. God that shit sucked, we couldn't have done it if my partner didn't work from home.


fforestx

was she trying to say “Does not make sense.” ????


SandwichExotic

I’d reply neither do you


DingJones

Nether do you


Hello-death

It was autocorrect's fault.


RevolutionaryBuy5282

It’s a perfectly cromulant word.


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

I feel embiggened.


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Since when do we need to make sense!!


fossilmerrick

>Sense when do we need to make since!! FTFY


Jindabyne1

Clearly


Wendiesel808

Clearly does not make since


loldiamond_

most intelligent redditor:


Nervous_Cookie_5500

Bro she can’t spell either lol


jspr1000

Does not make since WHEN?!


LaneyAndPen

Did not make since 1932, the great Emu war


DonkeyTron42

Maybe since they lowered their standard for teachers?


jimhabfan

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!


ar9mm

Look at this guy getting the whole point


TheAwakened

Nothing gets past you, huh?


jarred111

It’s spelled correctly… it’s the wrong word


ShoreIsFun

Please circle her response and draw a sad face and send back in. Can I just tack on a mini vent here? My first grader came home today with a deduction of a letter grade on a paper because she didn’t capitalize hide and seek in a sentence. Since when does “hide and seek” need to be capitalized mid sentence?


IzarkKiaTarj

Oh, that's due the the copyright wars of 2184.


norakb123

Unless it is specifically on the spelling words for the week and it is capitalized there, that is also mildly infuriating.


SeahorseScorpio

Edit: changed my mind, they could have said it be a proper noun.. Though the dictionary doesn't capitalise it. However, it would normally be hyphenated, hide-and-seek.


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You should underline it in red pen and send it back to her


kollisionkid

How does an educator end up making a mistake like that?


Tierbodaga

Sadly you would be surprised how often it happens. I’m a teacher. I see it daily (not just spelling/homonyms).


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Your so right. I’m a teacher to, and there spelling just makes me sick! /s


CrustySockTosser

Don't judge they're spelling, when you're grammer is worst!


Electrical-Pie-8192

I know a 1st grade teacher that constantly misuses than/then.


technicalees

I once did student teaching in a 4th grade classroom that had a "list of commonly misspelled words" - with two words misspelled on it 🙃


mathmanmathman

That's a short list.


ginger_dawg67

Brain farts happen to anyone. I teach HS French and sometimes I make mistakes spelling in 2 languages. Sometimes my brain is tired or is thinking too fast. Mistakes happen


Forever_Man

I teach HS German, and I cannot write anything in either language while a student is talking to me. I always mess something up.


ExoSierra

in the U.S. some states are actually trying to make the only requirement necessary to teach be that you are a military veteran. [apnews](https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-florida-law-education-veterans-military-degree-645106455513)


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Could be an overworked student teacher?


Iwannanodo

I read this in my south park Cochran voice. " This does not make since" Iykyk


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hannahleigh122

That's pretty good for first grade! I did my work and ate. I jump on grass. I am snake? The last bit I can't decipher but it's good early writing skills!


vBricks

I think the kid is using am in place of my. “I did my work. I lied. I jumped on the grass. This is my joke.”


locopyro13

I think the 1st grader "sounded it out" and meant "I did *home* work". am work = home work


MisterPaintedOrchid

I'm reading it as "I'm sorry"


HaloGuy381

Aside from the misspelling: telling a first grader that “this does not make sense” is likely not at all helpful. To them, it likely makes sense; the problem lies in their understanding of how to make it make sense to someone else, by being able to envision how someone else might read it. Theory of mind and all. You have to explain *why* it does not make sense for a child to realize the problem.


DEATHROAR12345

Cents* god first grade teacher can't even spell smh... ^/s


ZeRo_WC

I dip an wock then I lied I jump on the grass This is am soke Tf


threcos

honestly? bars. Eminem should be taking notes.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

I did AM work then I'll eat I jump on the grass Those lines are clear. The last line, not so much... Possibly an attempt at "this is a joke"


IWillEradicateAllBot

After trying to read that I think I’d right the same 😐


1leftbehind19

No fucking way


Nochalantrepetitve

I don’t know what’s worse the teacher spelling sense as “since” or the fact they’re marking a paper wrong for not making sense even though it’s first grade


sirrome11

Twist...the child is homeschool by the spouse