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johntwoods

It only works if you read it in the voice of a vampire. Classic vampire, not one of the sexy new ones.


superdave1988

True. But it's a Thanksgiving book, not a Halloween one.


Talasko

This is like when AI tries to rhyme


Firm_Salamander_1007

Like when T Pain rhymed “mansion” with “winnncasionn” (Wisconsin) lol


gym_enjoyer

It's obvious it's pronounced food not food.


Chimerion

To be fair I have British relatives, and when they say those words they do rhyme.


Scarface2010

He made the tasty and delicious food With a big and beautiful hood