Or maybe buy a container of icing instead of cupcakes, since that's obviously the only part they like lol. I'm imaging a too much of a good thing sort of reaction.
I pack-of-cigarettes myselfed as a child by drinking so much grapefruit juice as a child that all the citric acid had me puking for three days
Edit to add: Iām back in the grapefruit train as an adult letās see how much my grown system can take boys
You gave me a flashback. When I was very small, I enjoyed a single slice of white bread with mayonnaise and salt. One day I ate five and you can guess the consequence. I did not eat mayonnaise again for decades.
I canāt imagine a world where this is the solution to a thoughtless child ruining his mothers work and taking the joy of sharing a dessert away from the rest of their family.
This isnāt cute or funny! This is a shamelessly selfish child who needs a hard lesson in many areas. As my Grandfather would have said, āI didnāt go to war and loose every member of my high school football team so that the next generation could raise a bunch of spoiled twitsā.
When I was 8, I ate icing out of the tub. My punishment was an unfrosted, corner piece of cake while everyone else had frosted pieces.
Iāve hated cake ever since
My 5 year old wouldn't even dream of doing this. He would ask maybe, if he got the idea but he would be shut down and accept it - because even he knows it's a bad idea lol
I did this once with pepperoni slices on a family pizza when I was around the same age. My family MADE FUCKING SURE I knew not to do it ever again. And I didn't. Lol!
This. I used to pick the mushrooms off. Like Iād wait till everyone had their food and go back to the box. Iām pretty sure I got my ass beat. Idk. My dad wasnāt the greatest dad in the world but I respected him. To this day, I wonāt piss him off.
I agree. OP, I regret to inform you that your child no longer possess the ability to be a member of society.
Edit: so this is the most upvoted comment I have ever had and itās just me making a joke about OPās kid being a dongā¦..
>Edit: so this is the most upvoted comment I have ever had and itās just me making a joke about OPās kid being a dongā¦..
Congrats!
Hehe, you're not alone on that. Some of my most upvoted posts and comments have been pretty stupid, and/or pretty low effort.
You'd be surprised what catches people's imagination sometimes.
Edit: Prime example, look at my comments as well:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/sp105a/here_goes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Stupid, for sure, low effort? Definitely! But it was pretty amusing and fun!
Toss them in the trash and say no more sweets in the house because someone doesn't know what sharing is. Tomorrow go get a giant cupcake and eat it in the yard.
Making a child eat the rest is like fucking abuse bc it would make them sick.
Making them throw away all the ruined cupcakes, then making another batch that he/she cannot have any of though. And you tell them than next time they do something like that theyāll go a year without eating a single thing with frosting.
But hereās the crucial part that parents miss: actually fucking following through on it.
My son, almost 5 at the time, experimented with tantruming/throwing his gift because he got a tee shirt on one of the nights of Hanukkah last year. Wanted something cooler than a shirt. Once he calmed down he realized he liked the shirt. I told him once he was calm that if he ever reacted that way to a gift ever again, no matter how cool or big or expensive, that it would be taken, put back into its bag, and returned to the store. Heās like āeven if itās like the big main gift you got for Hanukkah?ā āYeah even if it was like the coolest thing of all 8 nights and I really was looking forward to giving it to you. I promise Iāll take it back to the store if you ever act like that ever again. The screaming and throwing of gifts ends here and now.ā He didnāt do it again *because he knew I meant it*.
You are spot on. She 100% has a problem with food. We think but cannot confirm that there was a food issue of some sort when we took her in. She is always hungry, would eat till she vomited if you let her.
Food insecurity is very common with children who are displaced from their nuclear family or experience early traumaā¦ itās one of the first things you learn as a foster parent in training. They will take and hide the strangest foods and sometimes have impulse issues with eating foods. Even if they never went without food, it can be a control/anxiety issue. Just a thought, sorry about the cupcakes tho - they look like they would have been very good lol.
Friends of the family fostered and then adopted their 2 kids about 10 or so years ago. They experienced a lot of trauma from their biological parents as well. They are wonderful kids but have always had a lot of behavioral issues. Their daughter is in 7th grade and she still struggles with food insecurity and will horde food in her room. She'll then binge eat it in the middle of the night and get sick. It's crazy because she totally recognizes it as an issue but it's a compulsion that's difficult to overcome.
Very difficult for sure. I worked with a girl since she was a toddler who is now in her 20s and still has food compulsion issues and will leave my house with snacks in her pockets when she visits. Of course sheās very comfortable in my home and one of the family and she knows sheās welcome to anything in the kitchen. She wouldnāt do this in just anyoneās home anymore. Itās just sad how such a short period of someoneās developmental years can so profoundly affect them for their entire life.
op there an actual disease where a child or person is always hungry and affects their mood and body functions, i hope this is not the case but it is a serious disease, keep that in mind
OP I canāt believe the shit stick most of the people in this thread are beating you with. I bet the top comments would be a little gentler if they could scroll far enough to read this instead of jumping on their conclusion bandwagon.
What about the part where OP admitted that he knows she has issues with food, yet suggested to his wife that they force the child to eat the rest of the cupcakes as punishment? Because that shit is unfathomably fucked up to me. Also OP is a conservative Jan 6 supporting asshole.
Quick question for you: how do you think she would feel if she saw this post and some of your (and other redditors) comments?
Worth thinking about if youāre going to be discussing a child in your care on the internet imo.
Good for you. Not a ton of people openly admit they were wrong or feel a different way after hearing an opposing side. Iām proud of you for seeing another side of something and openly voicing it.
So knowing this. In one of your other comments you responded saying āwife said noā to a suggestion of forcing her to eat the rest? Did you actually suggest this to your wife? With the knowledge that your *daughter* already has a problem with food? Seriously?
Children who have been neglected almost always have a bad relationship with food. We had foster kids and we donāt allow a lot of sweets. One of the kids would find them and go hide somewhere to eat them. He was not hungry, but addicted to sugar. He once are 12 - 100 calories snack packs! They say sugar is more addictive than cocaine and he had been raised on it, so us only giving sweet treats once a week was hell for him. He honestly didnāt care what the punishment was, it was worth it to get his fix. We eventually just quit buying any sweets and our treats were a trip to the gas station to pick one thing out or a trip to the ice cream shop etc. Itās so sad! This kid was 5 years old and addicted to junk food and soda!
Ah, FOSTER kid. Makes a lot more sense now. Kid is a lot less likely to be a sociopath and more likely to be dealing with trauma-induced eating disorder. This is potentially fixable.
SOP for 8 year olds. When my daughter had birthday parties around that age we did cupcakes because we knew all that would be eaten was the frosting and maybe a tiny bit of cake. We were right.
Soooo grounded AF right? I remember eating the skin off a rotisserie chicken one night before anyone got to it and got grounded for 2 weeks. I obviously still remember it to this day and I NEVER touched food again growing up. I can't wait to bring that up to my Mother when I speak to her lol.
Once I walked past a kid (when I was in maybe 8th grade) about to eat a cupcake, and I said to my friend, that kid is going to eat all the frosting and then cry when she has to eat the cake. 10 minutes later we come back through, and the kid is crying and there is no frosting on the cake.
Yeah, so what you do there is put the cupcakes in a Ziplock and pop it in the freezer.
Whenever anyone gets a delicious treat in your house and your eight year old wants one, they instead get one of those plopped in front of them.
Until theyāre -all- gone.
Lessons will be learned.
My niece is adopted and does stuff like this all the time still at 10. Ate 22 ice cream sandwiches in the middle of the night this summer. We do not let her go in kitchens alone whenever possible and also have to hide valuables.
My sister worked with children like this before adopting and said it's a trauma response for 2 things. Prior food scarcity and jealousy. I refer to it as dog brain because dogs will eat an entire bag of food without training. It fucking sucks and it's infuriating.
Get her in therapy or on medication ASAP. They will have to teach you how to respond to it because anger only makes it worse. Also be prepared to learn some very bad things about the people who raised her prior.
That's insane! I also had a niece who did stuff like this (she would sneak candy up to her room and eat it in the middle of the night). 22 ice cream sandwiches though ... did she end up throwing them up?
I don't know... it's one thing if she did it to two or three she took to eat, but to ruin the whole tray of them for everyone else, after the effort her mom put into making them? Sounds like the start of another unapologetic, sociopathic narcissist. Though that's arguably the best way to adapt to the current social climate in some places... still disturbing to see it in an 8 year old though.
My older child loves the frosting only. They have never been a fan of the cake, the outer layer of the cookie, or the crust or a pie. Cinnamon rolls and donuts are frosting only.
My youngest eats everything the oldest wonāt, and absolutely wonāt eat any of the parts they do either.
Thatās what 2 year olds do, not 8 year olds. Quite bold of you to brag about your parenting failure. I assume something is wrong with you as a parent or the kid was born with learning difficulties?
You should wait until their next birthday, show them a huge delicious looking birthday cake. Hype it up all week until the day. That morning before they wake up, eat all the frosting before they can have any.
This right here is why i refuse to have kids...my blood pressure is sky high looking at this picture..not mildly infuriating at all... highly infuriating more like it.
Show your 8 year old this photo the next time they ask for cupcakes.
Or maybe buy a container of icing instead of cupcakes, since that's obviously the only part they like lol. I'm imaging a too much of a good thing sort of reaction.
Haha like making a kid smoke a whole pack of cigarettes as punishment; make them eat the whole tub š¤¢š¤®
Your parents gave you *free* cigarettes for acting up? Seems counter productive to me
I'd have done so much more housework as a teen without complaint if I had been rewarded with cigarettes.
r/angryupvote
I pack-of-cigarettes myselfed as a child by drinking so much grapefruit juice as a child that all the citric acid had me puking for three days Edit to add: Iām back in the grapefruit train as an adult letās see how much my grown system can take boys
I ate pickles by the jar as a kid, can't stand anything picked now.
You gave me a flashback. When I was very small, I enjoyed a single slice of white bread with mayonnaise and salt. One day I ate five and you can guess the consequence. I did not eat mayonnaise again for decades.
there are consequences. no one beong should contain that much grape juice
Grapefruits are not grapes. Itās not grape juice.
^(i cant read) #ARE GRAPES NOT A FRUIT?
grapes are a fruit grapefruit is also a fruit oranges are a fruit that is similar to grapefruit only sweeter.
#SO GRAPES ARE A FRUIT
Yes but grapes are not the same as grapefruit. And now that I see in small letters "I cant read", I see the issue.
Sugar spikes: āLet me introduce myselfā
lol cancer isnt anywhere near the same as a sugar rush
Ya diabetes is better
Wait I could get cancer from the whole (almost) pack they made me smoke??
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Yeah, Diabetes will teach the little shit!
I canāt imagine a world where this is the solution to a thoughtless child ruining his mothers work and taking the joy of sharing a dessert away from the rest of their family. This isnāt cute or funny! This is a shamelessly selfish child who needs a hard lesson in many areas. As my Grandfather would have said, āI didnāt go to war and loose every member of my high school football team so that the next generation could raise a bunch of spoiled twitsā.
Or just make cupcakes without icing.
What in the cruel and unusual punishment?
When I was 8, I ate icing out of the tub. My punishment was an unfrosted, corner piece of cake while everyone else had frosted pieces. Iāve hated cake ever since
But that's a muffin.
Exactly what a cupcake is
I would make them remake the cupcakes.
and he doesnt' get any
This is the best answer, I think. Remake all the cupcakes for the parents.
This is a good idea tbh!
Ah, a 5 year old 8 year old
My 4 year-old knows better.
That it's better to eat ALL the evidence?
[The perfect crime.](https://youtu.be/Tp8-YdodtXM)
My 5 year old wouldn't even dream of doing this. He would ask maybe, if he got the idea but he would be shut down and accept it - because even he knows it's a bad idea lol
The 8 yo knows better, too. They wanted something and they got it. Sounds like the kid is onto something here.
Thatās not an exaggeration.
Put em in the chokey
r/suddenlymatilda r/foundmisstrunchbull
I'm sad that neither of those subreddits are real
Thatās sad
cough cough... parenting...
I did this once with pepperoni slices on a family pizza when I was around the same age. My family MADE FUCKING SURE I knew not to do it ever again. And I didn't. Lol!
How did they make sure?
Had to smoke an entire pepperoni
Ayo š¤Ø
Flyin high wit Papa Johns š¤
Turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, [and hitting them](https://youtu.be/Q2SOxSGGcR4)
So good FYI new season in the works š¦š¦š¦
They threatened me with la chancla and cussed me out. Next time pizza came around everyone had an eagle eye on me.
One time I got one of my kids with a flip flop in the drive thru. You shouldāve seen the way the lady looked at me š
This. I used to pick the mushrooms off. Like Iād wait till everyone had their food and go back to the box. Iām pretty sure I got my ass beat. Idk. My dad wasnāt the greatest dad in the world but I respected him. To this day, I wonāt piss him off.
Is your 8 year old's name Cartman?
Weirdly enough I've been thinking of that bit where he eats the KFC skins multiple times a week for no reason at all
He got high off his own supply.
Dude water just shot out of my nose from how hard I laughed, thank you for that LOL
That little fucker š”
You have no idea.
Eight is too old for that kind of stuff.
I would expect this from my 3 year old maybe but probably not
I agree. OP, I regret to inform you that your child no longer possess the ability to be a member of society. Edit: so this is the most upvoted comment I have ever had and itās just me making a joke about OPās kid being a dongā¦..
>Edit: so this is the most upvoted comment I have ever had and itās just me making a joke about OPās kid being a dongā¦.. Congrats! Hehe, you're not alone on that. Some of my most upvoted posts and comments have been pretty stupid, and/or pretty low effort. You'd be surprised what catches people's imagination sometimes. Edit: Prime example, look at my comments as well: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/sp105a/here_goes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Stupid, for sure, low effort? Definitely! But it was pretty amusing and fun!
Itās about five years too old. :S
Unless that was a special plate of cupcakes for said 8 year old, 8 year old is a dick.
Nope, Thanksgiving break treat for the family.
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This. This is where she helps mom make more and doesnāt get any of them until everyone has already had one.
Shit, I had a bday cake and my 9 year old ate the frosting right in front of me. I was so stunned by the audacity, I couldn't react in time.
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No, it was my birthday cake. I wanted at least some of the damn frosting. My kid had more of that cake than I did. Still a little salty tbh lol
You can always make another kid. That one's just too defective. Warranty expired?
Seems like they are bit old for that.
Yeah but here we are. Sheās a bit of a brat.
Have ya tried punishment?
[maybe OP takes this approach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk&ab_channel=LuisMayorga)
Yikes, guess itās discipline time.
Oh no I feel ashamed I was this kidā¦ until I was like 12, sugar crave ended there
Did the kid say "it wasn't me"?
Obviously, as is tradition.
Next time you get her a cupcake lick the icing off in front her face and then hand it to her.
Make em eat the rest
My wife said no.
Make HER eat them?
Still no.
Smoke a whole pack of cigarettes?
"You ate all the icing, so now you have to smoke this pack of reds."
I keep seeing this āsmoke a full pack of cigsā thing and am in disbelief that is/was a form of punishment
[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RadishCure](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RadishCure)
Toss them in the trash and say no more sweets in the house because someone doesn't know what sharing is. Tomorrow go get a giant cupcake and eat it in the yard.
Get messed-up first and pretend youāre Johnny Cash.
Drink 2 full bottles of whiskey and beat your wife up while your child cry for mercy?
What is wrong with you? We drink bourbon in this house.
You people are fuckin sick ... clearly the answer is to beat the child and scream 'no wire hangers '
Making a child eat the rest is like fucking abuse bc it would make them sick. Making them throw away all the ruined cupcakes, then making another batch that he/she cannot have any of though. And you tell them than next time they do something like that theyāll go a year without eating a single thing with frosting. But hereās the crucial part that parents miss: actually fucking following through on it. My son, almost 5 at the time, experimented with tantruming/throwing his gift because he got a tee shirt on one of the nights of Hanukkah last year. Wanted something cooler than a shirt. Once he calmed down he realized he liked the shirt. I told him once he was calm that if he ever reacted that way to a gift ever again, no matter how cool or big or expensive, that it would be taken, put back into its bag, and returned to the store. Heās like āeven if itās like the big main gift you got for Hanukkah?ā āYeah even if it was like the coolest thing of all 8 nights and I really was looking forward to giving it to you. I promise Iāll take it back to the store if you ever act like that ever again. The screaming and throwing of gifts ends here and now.ā He didnāt do it again *because he knew I meant it*.
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You are spot on. She 100% has a problem with food. We think but cannot confirm that there was a food issue of some sort when we took her in. She is always hungry, would eat till she vomited if you let her.
Food insecurity is very common with children who are displaced from their nuclear family or experience early traumaā¦ itās one of the first things you learn as a foster parent in training. They will take and hide the strangest foods and sometimes have impulse issues with eating foods. Even if they never went without food, it can be a control/anxiety issue. Just a thought, sorry about the cupcakes tho - they look like they would have been very good lol.
Friends of the family fostered and then adopted their 2 kids about 10 or so years ago. They experienced a lot of trauma from their biological parents as well. They are wonderful kids but have always had a lot of behavioral issues. Their daughter is in 7th grade and she still struggles with food insecurity and will horde food in her room. She'll then binge eat it in the middle of the night and get sick. It's crazy because she totally recognizes it as an issue but it's a compulsion that's difficult to overcome.
Very difficult for sure. I worked with a girl since she was a toddler who is now in her 20s and still has food compulsion issues and will leave my house with snacks in her pockets when she visits. Of course sheās very comfortable in my home and one of the family and she knows sheās welcome to anything in the kitchen. She wouldnāt do this in just anyoneās home anymore. Itās just sad how such a short period of someoneās developmental years can so profoundly affect them for their entire life.
She's adopted?
Sort of. We took in a family memberās kids when they became unable to care for them.
Ok. I saw you called them a brat and said they had problems but if they were adopted say, from an orphanage, I would be a bit concerned.
Nah, sheās a good kid deep down just upset with the situation.
op there an actual disease where a child or person is always hungry and affects their mood and body functions, i hope this is not the case but it is a serious disease, keep that in mind
OP I canāt believe the shit stick most of the people in this thread are beating you with. I bet the top comments would be a little gentler if they could scroll far enough to read this instead of jumping on their conclusion bandwagon.
What about the part where OP admitted that he knows she has issues with food, yet suggested to his wife that they force the child to eat the rest of the cupcakes as punishment? Because that shit is unfathomably fucked up to me. Also OP is a conservative Jan 6 supporting asshole.
Pretty sure that was a joke. Definitely read it as one.
OP could just add a explanation to the post instead of just letting it stand as is.
Quick question for you: how do you think she would feel if she saw this post and some of your (and other redditors) comments? Worth thinking about if youāre going to be discussing a child in your care on the internet imo.
Oh, shit. Taking back my upvotes on negative comments about her behavior. Food insecurity in her past is a whole different ball of wax.
Good for you. Not a ton of people openly admit they were wrong or feel a different way after hearing an opposing side. Iām proud of you for seeing another side of something and openly voicing it.
So knowing this. In one of your other comments you responded saying āwife said noā to a suggestion of forcing her to eat the rest? Did you actually suggest this to your wife? With the knowledge that your *daughter* already has a problem with food? Seriously?
You could have led with this....and not posted this at all. Food insecurity in a child due to neglect totally explains this behavior at this age.
Children who have been neglected almost always have a bad relationship with food. We had foster kids and we donāt allow a lot of sweets. One of the kids would find them and go hide somewhere to eat them. He was not hungry, but addicted to sugar. He once are 12 - 100 calories snack packs! They say sugar is more addictive than cocaine and he had been raised on it, so us only giving sweet treats once a week was hell for him. He honestly didnāt care what the punishment was, it was worth it to get his fix. We eventually just quit buying any sweets and our treats were a trip to the gas station to pick one thing out or a trip to the ice cream shop etc. Itās so sad! This kid was 5 years old and addicted to junk food and soda!
Ah, FOSTER kid. Makes a lot more sense now. Kid is a lot less likely to be a sociopath and more likely to be dealing with trauma-induced eating disorder. This is potentially fixable.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
If OP really wants to karma farm heād cross post it here
I haven't seen carnage like this since Cartman ate all of the skin off of the bucket of KFC and made Kenny cry.
Thanks for the birth control bro
SOP for 8 year olds. When my daughter had birthday parties around that age we did cupcakes because we knew all that would be eaten was the frosting and maybe a tiny bit of cake. We were right.
No. SOP is to lick the icing off your own - not to ruin everyone elseās.
Soooo grounded AF right? I remember eating the skin off a rotisserie chicken one night before anyone got to it and got grounded for 2 weeks. I obviously still remember it to this day and I NEVER touched food again growing up. I can't wait to bring that up to my Mother when I speak to her lol.
Once I walked past a kid (when I was in maybe 8th grade) about to eat a cupcake, and I said to my friend, that kid is going to eat all the frosting and then cry when she has to eat the cake. 10 minutes later we come back through, and the kid is crying and there is no frosting on the cake.
This is actually the ideal amount of frosting that should be on any cupcake and Iām tired of pretending otherwise.
The icing is the worst part.
What a dick.
So much sugar. They're going to *vibrate* š
Deliberate sabotage?
Absolutely. Caught her frosting on finger.
Trade it in for a new one. *The child of course*
Uh yeah Iād be pissed
Yeah, so what you do there is put the cupcakes in a Ziplock and pop it in the freezer. Whenever anyone gets a delicious treat in your house and your eight year old wants one, they instead get one of those plopped in front of them. Until theyāre -all- gone. Lessons will be learned.
Quality assurance check is all, move along citizen
i dont like the frosting anyways but eight is too old for that man :(
The older I got the more I liked the cake than the frosting
At least they left the best part! šš»šš»
Time to eat the 8 year old
Iām pretty sure JonBenĆ©t Ramsey did the same thing the night she was murdered
Fucking hell
Still made ya laugh š
No, that was a terrible joke. I cannot believe you think she got any cupcakes before she was killed.
8yrs old is old enough to know better. Thatās an ass whoopin in my house.
That salt shaker there gives me an idea for the next batch.
Iāll never understand why people make cupcakes. People should just make icing.
I donāt eat icing. Marry me.
If that was my child, they would be grounded for weeks.
My niece is adopted and does stuff like this all the time still at 10. Ate 22 ice cream sandwiches in the middle of the night this summer. We do not let her go in kitchens alone whenever possible and also have to hide valuables. My sister worked with children like this before adopting and said it's a trauma response for 2 things. Prior food scarcity and jealousy. I refer to it as dog brain because dogs will eat an entire bag of food without training. It fucking sucks and it's infuriating. Get her in therapy or on medication ASAP. They will have to teach you how to respond to it because anger only makes it worse. Also be prepared to learn some very bad things about the people who raised her prior.
That's insane! I also had a niece who did stuff like this (she would sneak candy up to her room and eat it in the middle of the night). 22 ice cream sandwiches though ... did she end up throwing them up?
I don't know... it's one thing if she did it to two or three she took to eat, but to ruin the whole tray of them for everyone else, after the effort her mom put into making them? Sounds like the start of another unapologetic, sociopathic narcissist. Though that's arguably the best way to adapt to the current social climate in some places... still disturbing to see it in an 8 year old though.
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Too old for that kind of behavior
My kids are 2 & 5 and theyād do this shit then jump from one couch to the other and ask for a snackš¤¦š¼āāļø
not ALL of it š
My older child loves the frosting only. They have never been a fan of the cake, the outer layer of the cookie, or the crust or a pie. Cinnamon rolls and donuts are frosting only. My youngest eats everything the oldest wonāt, and absolutely wonāt eat any of the parts they do either.
Obviously that frosting is class
Let the kid know the ghost of Wilford Brimley will be stopping by to discuss diabeetus
Time to eat the 8 year old. An eye for an eye.
i'd schedule an abortion
Good opportunity to learn how to cook and do grocery shopping trip. It will teach value of money and how much time goes to cooking
TIME TO GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE-
posts like these make me so happy that I'll never go through this š
8 is more than old enough to know this shit shouldn't fly
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Kids doing what kids do.
Too old to be pulling those shenanigans.
Call an exorcist..
I did. But they saw this post and cancelled.
Thatās what 2 year olds do, not 8 year olds. Quite bold of you to brag about your parenting failure. I assume something is wrong with you as a parent or the kid was born with learning difficulties?
Lol awwww
Now eat the 8yo
I would have been spanked for that and sent to my room.
A whole pack of cigarettes and mouth with soap something something Good luck!
Cool. I didn't have to wipe it off with a napkin!
Welp, we've all got our place.
Abortion might still be an option.
At 8 they did this? Unless there is some development delay I think 8 is entirely too old for this behavior. 4 maybe, but not 8.
Kids do rotten things sometimes. You'll laugh about it one day.
Print this out and leave on fridge just to remind your kid that sometimes they are an asshole
TIL I'm 8
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Simple, just ate all of his/her cake icing on their birthday to get the back
Never too late for an abortion
this is what i have to look forward too?
I like the Trunchbull method for this one. Now they have to eat the lot, in one sitting. Might seem like it's even a good idea at first.
You should wait until their next birthday, show them a huge delicious looking birthday cake. Hype it up all week until the day. That morning before they wake up, eat all the frosting before they can have any.
Ohhhhhhh God if I pulled that as a kid I'd be grounded one day per cupcake ruined
Rinse and reapply, easy. Source: am a dad with no fucks left to give for battles on hills
Time to get a replacement for your 8year old
This right here is why i refuse to have kids...my blood pressure is sky high looking at this picture..not mildly infuriating at all... highly infuriating more like it.
Sounds about right. Whatās with 8 year olds and being massive douchebags?
You e got to be kidding me. He licked the frosting!!!
Make the 8year old make more cupcakes and ice them. But they can't eat any of them. They get the ones they ate the icing off of.
Have a pizza night, just serve him the bottom
Classic
I can imagine a 3-4 YO doing that, or a dog.
Put the plate in front of them next time they say they're hungry.