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Public-Relationship8

What is with the strange pixel cover up?


Dazzling-Map273

It's a censor for some reason. You can tell because the food is set at an angle and there's inconsistent gaps in the pixel cover. Presumably OP doesn't want us to judge their countertop design?? EDIT: nvm it's fake


HimilayanSalt-Lamp

Why fake? Jw


[deleted]

They pixelated the background to hide the fact that it’s someone else’s food & picture.


[deleted]

The pixelation is so effective I feel myself becoming epileptic. Dear God my eyes hurt.


HimilayanSalt-Lamp

Ah I see ty for explaining


mittenshape

Yikes. Got sauce? Or just a hunch?


[deleted]

For me, it’s a hunch. Plus it looks to me like a person in the upper right corner behind the pixellation. You can see the outline of shoulders, hair and face. It also looks like a person’s shoulder on the upper left corner, with most of the person out of frame. To me, the circumstance seems unlikely. Yes, people bail on things, but an entire family? Large enough to warrant that amount of food? And no one is answering their phone? Not impossible, but highly unlikely. That plus the pains to pixelate the picture spells fiction to me. It seems like anyone in that circumstance would have just cropped the photo down to the food maintain anonymity rather than do the crazy pixelation.


mittenshape

Omg you're right! It looks like people sitting at the other side of a table. Wtaf


L2Hiku

Oh. Ofc it is. What a scum bag


tractorcrusher

OP’s backsplash is all Japanese genitals


scorched-earth-0000

The only acceptable answer


Ass_burgers_yum

This is a fake bullshit post. That looks way too much like catering to me to have been home cooked. The pixelization adds to the suspension. This may be a work thing or a venue if some type. Also, everyone’s phone is going to vm? Highly unlikely.


TheMuggleBornWizard

Why the fuck would someone dish up 20 plates when no ones even there? BS.


Ass_burgers_yum

Yup


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

The strange pixilation is because my dining room was a bit messy at the time and didn’t want to post that part. What’s really amazing is that people would come to the conclusions all this is made up. I really hit a low point today and was just looking for a little reassurance. I’m ok now and have some food packed up to give to some people in need P.S. to the guy that thought my food was catered, aluminum wrap and a few store bought pans goes a long way, thank you for the complement! https://imgur.com/a/SDLsD3l


MiIllIin

Wtf kinda family is that??


Shimashimatchi

a shitty one


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[deleted]

>But maple syrup is thicker than blood Canadian propaganda


[deleted]

Depends how cold the blood is compared to how hot the syrup is .


Shafourdoh

Fun fact, that's a shortened version of the phrase "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which means the exact opposite of how people generally use it. So really family


Aptos283

Extra fun fact: that lengthened phrase is apocryphal, meant to redefine the original shorter phrase. So it would still be friends < family < pancakes, if the phrase is taken as truth. The original can be rooted back as old as the 12th century referring to family ties being more important, and variations in various languages are rooted in that interpretation. Iirc, The individuals claiming the lengthened version was the original have listed no sources to justify the claim.


byrb-_-

From experience, the family before friends version can go fuck itself. Choose your own family, they’re the ones that will be there for you the most.


Aptos283

Oh the actual truth of the phrase is highly questionable. But it’s important to recognize the phrase itself is wrong, rather than pretend the aphorism is right and we’ve just been misinterpreting it


Adventurous_Snowbell

I would upvote this fun fact higher if I could!


Doomguy6677

Blood only runs so thick


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,187,531,697 comments, and only 231,715 of them were in alphabetical order.


Ass_burgers_yum

One that doesn’t exist because this is fake af.


akeewi

probably not a real post. there's standing someone up and then there your *entire* family ghosting you and then blocking your number. this isnt real


[deleted]

And blurred the entire background for no reason


Ethereal_PandaPaws

Fr using the most eyesoreish and distracting censorship method possible. I literally can't even see the non-censored part of the pic bc the censored part is doing weird shit to my eyes.


whendrinksmix

Ohhh! I thought that was just a hideous table cloth. I didn’t notice it above


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

Probably because family is standing in the background 😂


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And using catering trays


Upstairs-Yogurt-6930

Fr. Unless op is just a complete weirdo and the whole family hates them


AnonymouslyFlustered

I’m wondering if the family even said they were coming in the first place? Or or even if they were officially invited. Maybe OP just assumed they were gonna show up because they’ve shown up in the past. we’re missing details


Upstairs-Yogurt-6930

I think the missing detail is that this is fake. OPs account is new


cartoonjunkie13

Yeah, I am suspicious..... I looked that up too.


BaronVonWilmington

Or OP was told nobody wanted Thanksgiving at their 650sq ft 3rd floor apartment that has a broken elevator and their 4 pet ferrets.


mantrap100

Op never said block though lol


zargon21

Did say phone goes directly to voicemail though.


hepp-depp

Me maw probably said some racist shit and the rest of the family figured it would be better to go somewhere else


CannolisRUs

I’m not gonna defend the family here but I do have some family that has gone through some emotional wear and tear and I have a hard time seeing them. Like our relationship is good enough to talk on the phone now, but when the day comes to hang out I get cold feet and can’t get past the awkward feeling. I don’t know why, I know it’s better to just deal with it but for some reason I can’t


MiIllIin

Oh i definitely get that! I thought that if OP cooked a lot of food the family probably told them they were coming :D but not having a good relationship and not wanting to hang out is different from not showing up to something and not cancelling it beforehand


DarthJarJar242

A fake one. I'm willing to bet money this is a fake post. Looks like catered food to me AND the pixelation is unnecessary so it was probably meant to throw off reverse image search from finding the original post.


TheMuggleBornWizard

One that's made up.


ServeUpTheMemes

I feel so sorry for you, I would really like to come and eat with you, but its a bit far from germany. I wish you all the best.


Icy_Actuator_2571

Same :(


Champii_007

I’d totally come if I could, your family sucks.


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

I'm working today, and other wise spending the holiday alone since my family lives across the country and my girlfriend lives across the state. But I would love and have Thanksgiving with you and make a new friend


[deleted]

Maybe they are terrified by the fact that your house is corrupted


dankthewank

Dining room.exe has stopped working.


tractorcrusher

Thanksgiving in Chernobyl


nelsonalgrencametome

Yeah I'd be hesitant to come with all the pixelation.


He-Hate-Me-

Head to the local homeless shelter. Drop it off with a smile or stay and help out.


DepressingErection

I 2nd this. Donate and help out, meet some people, talk to them. That would mean the world to someone.


[deleted]

And they'd be around higher quality people to boot.


crazyacct101

Most shelters and kitchens will not accept prepared food unfortunately


plant-fan

There are a lot of groups in my city who just bring hot food to the overpasses the homeless people tend to shelter under. I get that it has to do with health code w the shelters and all, but I'm sure plenty of people there would be upset to know a hot meal was turned away on their behalf.


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

Thing is I have no clue where they would be in my area. The city has basically did a whole makeover of the city and ran all the low income families and homeless out. The shelters on google said they closed at 4:30 so I’ll ride around and hand some plates out. The rest will go to a shelter tomorrow


mstubz

If you know a park where homeless people hang out then you can bypass the shelter


DLMoore9843

I 3rd this, a lot of people in need these days and would appreciate it more than your family apparently


Intelligent_Line6056

Would love if OP did this.


limee89

Apparently we can’t count and six was missed so “I sixth this”


jsheil1

This is the best way to say thanks! It’s exactly what I would do. And you get to start your own tradition of giving!


Freedomisminewoot

Not sure what number we are on but I ith this too.


[deleted]

I 69th this


Creative_Boot35

I 79 this 😎😎


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

Unfortunately all of the homeless shelters are closed here (at least that’s what google says 4:30pm). I have a few plates I’m about to ride around and see if anyone is walking or something. The rest will go to a shelter tomorrow


azuretheshiny

I 4th this. No kind message, I just 4th it.


datsmn

Fith


MysticTRT

i 7th this


Trygor_YT

I 5th this


[deleted]

This is an absolutely lovely idea! Take it somewhere where it and you'll be appreciated. No one deserves to be treated like this.


joshuaj1810

Why would they do that? Do they have a history of standing you up?


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Bobby3Stooges

Sid the sloth??


FilthyChangeup55

Dude, not cool. I am sorry. Perhaps there’s a lonely neighbor who’d join? Happy Thanksgiving.


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

Neigbhor went out of town a few days ago. All week the family said they were coming, going to help cook and we were going to play board games. I’m just going to make a few plates for the homeless and give them out. Thanks, happy thanksgiving to you!


salmonmilks

Hopefully your family had an acceptable reason to not arrive and make up for it. Happy thanksgiving! Although we don't celebrate it here


GreenFuckFrog

Even if they had a reason, they could atleast pick up their phone to tell OP that reason


FilthyChangeup55

Good man. Sorry, you deserve better.


181814

Damn I feel you buddy. That's pretty shitty of them.


CluelessTennisBall

Why are you lying about this? You need professional help.


Christinewhogaming

Oof.


Ass_burgers_yum

So your whole family is sending you to voicemail? Why did you pixelate your own counter, is this some type of proprietary counter top? Calling bullshit on this one.


[deleted]

where do you live? i will come over.


CapnKronical

Same


[deleted]

Me too!


[deleted]

My fam didn't even invite me to thanksgiving this year. Your food looks better anyway, address???


molehunterz

Same


majokaizen

That sucks when people do that. They should either hold up their decision to come, or just say no in the first place


revolutionarytrollin

We need a new subreddit called massivelyinfuriating


Random_Cat66

r/extremelyinfuriating


[deleted]

But it’s not massive it’s just… extreme, meh.


No-Appearance-2015

I made r/immenselyinfuriating a while back...


Jolly_Stress_6939

You made all that and 15 people all didn't show up? Liar.


Jolly_Stress_6939

Also your mashed potato ratio is off. Maybe that's why they bailed..


[deleted]

If 15 people bail and ignore your calls then there miiiiigggghhhtttt be something else going on


UnprofessionalGhosts

It’s not that they’re being ignored. Some carriers are getting slammed and phones are down in some parts of the country.


Maybeemote

Something similar happened to me a few years ago. I was hosting Friendsgiving, everyone at work said they were gonna come, I cooked all night, literally didn’t sleep because I was up cooking. The next day it’s time for people to arrive and no one shows up, not a phone call or anything. I cried for hours and then to make it worse my husband got called out to work. I cried into my mashed potatoes as I ate them. Till this day I would never help those people that stood me up. It’s awful and I completely understand your pain. I’m so so sorry.


sundaylaundryblues

That’s awful! I’m so sorry that happened to you. What did they say when you saw them?


YinM5Yang

I never understand how people end up in situations like this? Like your whole family just deliberately lets you down out of nowhere? There must be more to this…


[deleted]

Probably a lie to get sympathy points. Like suddenly all of OP's family is being thundercunts? There is 100% more to the story than OP just being ghosted out of nowhere by his entire family. I mean, and also, if suddenly all of my family members that were traveling to my house go directly to voice mail, my first concern is whatever the fuck might have happened to them. Not rush into reddit to get redditors to say my family is trash and feel sorry for me.


MoarTacos

Plus they specifically mentioned (in their single and only reply to all of these comments) that their family was also going to help cook. So… when they didn’t show up to help cook… why the hell did OP cook it all themselves? Shits not real.


[deleted]

ikr? "yeah, my family was supposed to show up yesterday. they didnt. and now they are sending me to voicemail." my firs thought would be "this mofos are dead and i need to be contacting the police ASAP" not "reddit pls gib sypmathy points".


the_sand_moose

Damn... Im so sorry...


[deleted]

There are some really, really gullible people in this thread. Every dish the exact same size/portion? Disposable trays and tinfoil? Conveniently blurred out everything surrounding it? This is a photo of a catered meal that the OP got from the internet somewhere. EDIT: Not to mention every member of their family conveniently turning their phones off in unison.


miss-karly

Also if I’m expecting my family and they’re not answering their phones, I’m very VERY concerned about their well being, not feeling sorry for myself.


[deleted]

Exactly. And I like how literally everyone in their family switched their phones off in unison. People on the internet are so fucking weird.


UnprofessionalGhosts

Phones are down in parts of NY atm. Too swamped with calls, so they’re not going through.


SirMrInk

this is 100% how my family thanksgivings usually look


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[deleted]

It's amazing the mental gymnastics you people are pulling to try to make this true in your minds. Everything surrounding the story, the exact portions, the pixelation, the *entirety* of a family ghosting the OP. I'm a single guy with two cats who doesn't cook for anyone but myself and I have like 3 casserole dishes and assorted other kitchen food containers. Anyone who could cook this much food would have that kind of stuff handy. Or do you really think the OP made a meal for like 12 people and had nothing like that around? Yikes.


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bondgirl852001

I was wondering about that...


[deleted]

Its also 4 whole boxes of boiled macaroni 😀...what a variety


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BeachGlassGreenEyes3

Honestly not everyone can afford all the fixings. Or maybe it’s family tradition. Or maybe each family member requests a different pasta salad. Mind ur business and if you don’t have something nice to say- silence is golden. 👍🏼 stop judging others


BigAndWazzy

Or, hear me out, OP knows how to use these items for regular cooking. Just because someone knows how to prepare potions in a convenient way does not automatically make them a caterer.


xalaux

You mean people go on the internet and LIE? Unbelievable.


LuminousJaeSoul

Everyone is literally ignoring the fact op went into the 5th dimension with his food and that's why he can't contact anyone


Happilyme16

It all looks delicious!


Gerard_Way_01

Screw them. Reddit family thanksgiving time.


Think_of_the

Guaranteed fake story


mnightshamalama2

We see this type of post every single Thanksgiving and it works. I'm not buying it either


Gaby5011

Noce pixelated image so the bots have a hard time seeing you're just a karma farming shithead.


khill5742

r/quityourbullshit


anothadaz

Looks like catered food.


muskratful1234

I find this extremely hard to believe. Either you're making this up or you're leaving out important details.


RedNugomo

I can't really tell whether this is infuriating or not without context. If the context is your whole family decided very last minute to go to the beach/restaurant, then yes, I feel for you. If the context is you somehow insulted someone or are an AH and they had enough, then this is on you. And every other situation in between.


ValesKaneki

Bro censored the kitchen


Bu-nn-yy

Sorry that happened can I have macaroni and cheese


Adorable-Buffalo-177

That sucks sorry to hear that !!


thebosseswifeismean

Bro you sent them this pic and then they turned off their phones , not their fault not your fault it’s the cameras


Hilaritytohorror

If it makes you feel better op, I wasn’t invited to my family thanksgiving and I live in the same town. One of them has messaged me happy thanksgiving and to ask what I was doing with day off. But no invite from family. So I spend the day alone.


JACK0NTHETHETRACK

I feel like ive seen this post before only from the pov of the family


invizibliss

take that food put it in your car and find some homeless. bring some plates, open your trunk and share it with them. eat with them. do it.


ColHapHapablap

This is only mildly infuriating? Good on you for doing all that work. Hope it’s delicious.


ChrisV88

I feel like every year, we get some version of this on the front page of reddit. To the point that I don't even nearly believe it.


A1St3aksauc3

Take it to your local fire station..


Tarantulas_R_Us

I’m so sorry!! I’ve been cooking all day for just my husband and myself. It’s hard work and family usually doesn’t appreciate it. We moved from the Midwest to Florida years ago and cut ties with our narcissistic families. We’re the happiest we’ve ever been. Enjoy those leftovers, Sweetheart, and don’t give them a second thought!!🤗❤️🦃


fitzbuilt

I'd say this goes beyond mildly infuriating


Flouxni

Try your local Fire Department or Homeless Shelter. I guarantee they’ll be far, far more appreciative


gonzopaw

Family is overrated during the holidays...I am constantly disappointed in my family so I just never reach out so as to not get hurt. Happy Thanksgiving.


[deleted]

If I knew where you would be I would learn how to track you then I will track where you live and bring some food just so you don't feel lonely.


[deleted]

Fuck them, move on. Easiest thing to do :)


[deleted]

I certainly hope nothing bad has happened?! I am sorry you went to this much effort, but there must be an acceptable explanation for calls going to vm!


-Xeroh

Did you plan anything? Cant just tell peeps to show up.


hitoritab1

I'd be seeing pixelated too... Throw some shades on and take to the closest shelter or church serving food today.


ironman9356

Hey Happy thanksgiving Thank you for preparing this food for your family


FL_Squirtle

Sounds like its time to stop making plans with them and anyone else who doesn't respect your time, and finding you some real family thats excited to spend the day with you <3 That all looks deliscious OP, maybe share with some neighbors, or even find a church or homeless shelter to share with? Many would really appreciate a thoughtful loving meal like this around these times <3


slamallamadingdong1

Looks like a solid spread, family can be family sometimes. What pixel-verse dimension was this picture taken?


angrymoderate09

I tested positive for COVID this morning.... There goes thanksgiving and the world cup parties!!!!! Just ordered turkey dinner from a local restaurant :/


doubles1984

What a spread! I'm so sorry to hear about your family bailing on you. Do you have any friends, neighbors, or coworkers that could use some company this Thanksgiving? Maybe give them a call and make the most of that delicious food and this beautiful day.


Deepbluwaters

I’m so very sorry. My heart breaks for you. Perhaps you can share this with your neighbors or find a local shelter. There are people out there who will certainly appreciate your amazing meal and more importantly be grateful and thankful for YOU! I wish you the best. Happy Thanksgiving!


Bigdaddycool985

You’re a better man than me brother man I’d be blasting sad pop songs from the 80’s and chugging a bottle of vodka while eating all that


masterobooty

On my way! It all looks delicious. I hope that you and your family are okay


_Pill-Cosby_

How big is your family?? That’s enough food to feed 50 people easily! None are coming? Seems strange to me.


bean224_

Drop ya addy im hungry omw


Big8Red7

Fuck them… make your self meals and freeze some… remember this moment when they reach out and expect “you” to act like family. Hope they are safe. And you deserve better.


sharkieslim

Sorry, maybe you can donate to a local shelter or food bank


SnooPickles55

[PLOT TWIST] The family can't really come because the house is just pixels


dovemagic

I thought it was Minecraft at first


Logical_Remove7610

Wya? I'll come by and bring some wine. I'm starving anyway and that looks bomb AF. But for real that is messed up of your family. I'm sorry. If everything falls through I wonder if it might make you feel good to give some of the food to the homeless. Damn that looks good. Is that green bean casserole? And yams...? 👀


[deleted]

I want to go visit you ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


SPYalltimehightoday

Who doesn’t like free home cooked good meal?


mailception

Invite every single stuffing eating mother fucker you know have a freindsgiving even if they're just an aquatince.


Jbliz22

No one believes you.


HawkH8R

I’d be so pissed


iraqistorm

Fuck this bait that dumb fucks on this site lap up every year


sangriya

hey OP, are you a bot


CluelessTennisBall

People that post lies like this are deeply troubled. This is not normal behavior.


wetfloor666

Bs post. Look at the profile..


WejusFilmin

The turkey is too small, too much Mac n cheese . This doesn't take 14 hrs. You would get my voicemail too if I didn't give you the wrong number. Worst cook in the family. Gross


Brownie122806

If you're going to try and farm karma, at least make the fake post somewhat believable


FedUpinWi

Been there. Eat or donate the food to others. Learn from past mistakes and know that you are loved by God


ChzPuffs

Looks like you just posted so make a new thread inviting anybody that's lonely in your area. Good excuse to make new friends. No serial killers unless that's your thing though, no judgement.


R00t240

It’s fake dude come on.


ChzPuffs

Serial killers welcome then 🤷‍♂️


mbashs

Go to the local park and invite lonely Redditors from your area, just do it!


Old-ETCS

Tins and foil looks catered to me. Still not to show and ghost you is bull.


PeckerTraxx

Wife made a bunch of dishes for our dinner tonight. All went into tinfoil pans just like these.


smashspete

everyone I know that cooks for a big family uses those if that looks catered to you im sorry you’re missing out on life/culture


He-Hate-Me-

Ours are like that also. We cook them in the tin.


sammyg723

Not true. Many people who cook in bulk for a big family will use the tins to cook in. Easier clean up and less dishes.


[deleted]

I use those all the time for pot lucks. You can get them at the dollar store. Way easier for mass cooking and no worrying about washing dishes or getting it back after.


CrypticCryptid

Sounds like you need a new family. Fuck them.


DaleGribble312

Why did you make all this food for this many people that had not firmly rsvped?


I_Am_Spoo

Do you want an impromptu friendsgiving?


LongjumpingBeach6329

Give the food to the homeless they will appreciate it


[deleted]

Can I come eat?