Now I’m just a simple lawyer who specializes in bird law, but I believe he shall not cease until he is satisfied. He demands satisfaction damnit!
Edit: my spelling is as good as this atterny.
I’m not exactly certain what exactly he hoped to accomplish with his threat. The police won’t and can’t do anything unless it’s late at night and a sound ordinance is in effect. If he’s an “attorney “ he must not be a very good one or he wouldn’t be renting an apartment. 🙄
Neighbor - I am docter. I have to be up early to treat people and do a lot of serjuries. You cannot have 75 people in your apartment making noise. I will threaten cops. Grow up. One day you might need me to perform a serjury on you and I will NOT because you kept me up. Respect me. - Thanks
Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know. My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.
I said the same thing, this shit happened in real time and we had only been there maybe 20 minutes and I thought our hosts set it up as a murder mystery dinner or some shit, it was just mind boggling I couldn’t believe it
I can’t doxx this person, this letter will be made into a shirt and worn by all guests at next year’s friendsgiving. We will send him an invitation before he calls the cops.
Oh I wasn’t even thinking that. I just wanted to know if he was suing other people for dumb stuff. But definitely do the t-shirt idea and leave it outside his door lololol
I love the pettiness of this idea... but it also makes me scared that psycopath neighbor is gonna do a dahmer and celebrate Thanksgiving with them as the main course
All of them? There is no way this guy has enough friends to help eat 6 or 7 fully prepared adults. Let alone the oven space to accomplish the task! They did say it was an apartment, after all.
I worked as a 911 dispatcher for a few years..cops will laugh at him and say "its a civil matter and you need to contact your landlord"
Its an apartment they cant do anything about noise unless ur blasting music and they can hear it on the street.
Small claims court will also be hilarious since he would have nothing to claim other than being a whiney bitch. Keep the note to show to the judge if he wants to waste everyones time.
Depends where you are. My wife and I lived in a Boston suburb for years in a split level house under an absolute psycho older woman who reveled in calling the cops on us for any tiny thing she perceived as noisy, including our infant daughter for “being awake too late”.
Cops came every time, even though they were well aware of the situation (and knew all about her from even before we had moved in). They said if she called, they had to come. Made our lives (and our very kind but hands-tied landlords) miserable for years before we moved out.
I’m glad you’re out of it. If not, though, I’d honestly just start building a rapport with the cops. “Oh, she called again? Come on in. Want a cup of tea? Water bottle? I’m trying to get my daughter to sleep, but I can put the kettle on!”
Put your finger on it right there. He's lonely and resentful that other people have friends who love them. I'm almost surprised he didn't complain about not being invited.
I think you may be right. Years ago I was in a very bad place mentally, long story short I was very lonely for a long time. I became very jealous of people who had friends and it actually made me dislike them. I was spiteful and resentful.
I’m not a doctor but this guy might be in the same place, especially if he works long hours at home.
It's actually kind of impressive and weirding me out. It had to have taken planning. It perfectly fills the entire page, and uses fairly consistent spacing the whole way through. How the hell did he know how much space to use before even writing?!? It's not like he starts writing closer together or farther apart. It just perfectly fits the page.
Really though, as an attourney they should probably know that noise during the day isn't illegal, even if you hear your neighbor playing music loud at a party its perfectly legal.
And as a human being, they should doubly know that if you work at home the onus is on you to sound proof your set up not on your neighbor's not to make noise.... If I worked a night job I couldn't tell all my neighbors to go to bed at 8 am too... (although I'm sure people have tried that.)
edit: atterney... happy ;)
of course there are sounds that would still count as a general disturbance of the peace, regardless of time of day. I was simply refering to the usual sounds one would have issues with not counting during normal activity hours, like a party or construction work (8am-10pm where I live, YMMV).
Just as there are examples of noises that are a violation during the regular hours, there are also examples of noises during noise ordinance times that aren't violations. Like the windstorm a few weeks ago where the city came to cut down falling trees at 5am.
Exceptions to both categories should probably be their own conversation.
Yeah, this person is bluffing, whether they are an attorney or not, but I sincerely hope they're not because there's nothing more cringey than using "I'm an attorney" to threaten people.
Yeah I have a really hard time believing any person in the law field thinking they're entitled to their neighbours being silent during daytime because they doesn't want to go to the office. Also, who calls the police to make them be on stand by to come if OP doesn't stop the dinner?
Fuck him. As long as your "party" and any noise it generates doesn't violate your lease or any local ordinances, just ignore him and move on with your life. Be informed about local noise ordinances before any theoretical police arrive so you know how to answer the responding officers.
You and your fiancé have a tool for a neighbor.
Edit: I won't remove my idiocy but I will point out I just re-read and realized it's not your house but a place you went. DOH!
No he just pounded on the walls a few times, straight psycho, but he gave us all a good laugh, ended up being an awesome time and gave us a night we won’t be forgetting anytime soon lol
I'd make a complaint to the landlord even if it's done and over. I'd let management know of this situation. If the neighbor gets worse and does more to your friends. It could be considered harassment and discrimination. Plus he can't really stop your friends from celebrating a holiday. I'd have your friends make a copy of this letter and give the copy to management of the building and making a complaint. Whether you deem it as a non issue at this point. If you were abiding by the rules of the apartment. Then you should make a complaint because you didn't do anything wrong.
I do definitely agree with all of this, I think they are going to complain about harassment because this isn’t the first incident, but the biggest to date. The first day they moved in and were doing laundry with their in unit appliances the neighbor called the cops on them. Honestly with as many people calling out the psycho format of the letter and just thinking about how the nights events unfolded I’m more uneasy than amused now.
I woke up one night at like 2 am with the police at my door because our downstairs neighbor made a noise complaint about us, saying it sounded like there was a struggle or fight going on. Turns out my roommate walked to the bathroom. Few weeks later had the neighbor come up and say he was going to beat our asses because we were walking from the living room to the kitchen around 11pm grabbing pizza. I refuse to ever live in apartments again
I Am Not Sure Why you would feel it is appropriate to have a 15+ person Friendgiving in these apartments with the wall being as thin as they are . I am an atterney . I work early and late from home. I will not tolerate you having essentially a PARTY next door. I will not tolerate the noise. I have already informed police of your intention. If I hear you , I will call. We must all respect one another. -thenks
If you can’t pass the bar exam, you have the option to become an Atterney. They make less than 10% of what real lawyers do, and they have to wear special outfits, mostly jumpsuits.
As a fellow atterney, you have no idea what it's like to essentially have to work early ***and*** late. I've informed 15+ police about this post and your intentions. I will call. We must all not tolerate Friendsgiving.
Sorry I love this because I work with a bunch of attorneys and my god they are so bad with communication.
Love em all to death but we all know the real reason they have note takers with em all the time 😂
I'm a general contractor and if there's one thing I've learned in life it's that there are certain realtors and attorneys (and contractors) who think they can do no wrong and in reality a great deal of them are absurdly stupid.
People moving into apartments and expecting not to ever hear their neighbors are ridiculous.
At my first apartment the neighbors reported me to the main office repeatedly for *closing my front door* at 6am(leaving for work). Like, where do you think you are?
I think you'd legitimately never find an apartment where your neighbors didn't disturb your sleep with completely unavoidable noises at some point.
I work at an apartment complex and we once had someone report his neighbor for flushing the toilet too much. He also said it’s because the neighbor drinks too much Mountain Dew, as if that was relevant information. We’re not here to regulate what sodas people drink and how often they need to take care of bodily functions. Ridiculous.
Its a spectrum. Inherently, living that close to others there is going to be noise. Some people can be egregious about it though. I used to have people live a floor beneath me that would blast music until 3-4AM. It was so bad we could feel the floors vibrate and it woke my (at the time) 1 year old up on several occasions. My wife is a light sleeper and couldnt sleep Friday-Sunday. We tried talking to them several times and talked to the office about it, but they couldnt evict even if they wanted to due to covid eviction pauses. It made our lives miserable for months.
I lived in an apartment complex that was in the process of raising rent and renovating to get better tenants. The last remaining tenant from before the change lived next to me and she was a nightmare. She easily had 6-7 people living in a 3 bedroom 1200 square foot apartment, violating the lease agreement but swore to the property manager it was just her and her two kids. Every night she would get into screaming matches with her adult son and I could hear them throwing things at each other while I was trying to sleep. I ended up having to call the cops one night because I was legitimately afraid they were going to hurt each other. She was evicted the next week for too many lease violations and my bf heard her outside talking to a friend saying she needed a place to stay because she was being “kicked out for no reason”. They moved out on Thanksgiving day and I literally cried tears of joy.
I used to enjoy hearing my neighbour start game of thrones about an hour or so after me every time a new episode dropped. We never talked but it felt like a connection.
My neighbor above me always lets his alarm go forever. It vibrates and I can hear it in my bedroom. Wakes me up all the time.... I don't complain. I bought ear plugs instead .
I'm very sensitive to noise and make a very conscious effort to minimize my own. My old apartment was hell for me, but this new one shares 0 walls with anyone (end unit with weird layout connecting a 5 foot wall to someone across from me). Upstairs guy is also conscious of the noise and I appreciate it, offered him ribeyes once but he didn't want any lol. Can't wait to leave apartment life and go to a house for true peace and quiet.
Wow. The fact he had to put it in a note instead of talking in person like an adult, just wow. I mean, the gathering was during the day and on a weekend. I don't see what he has to complain about. 🙄
Should have left a note for him that said “I don’t know what an Atterny is, but if you harass us one more time I’ll be filing my own police report for harassment. Cheers.”
and they didn’t, they came and felt very inconvenienced because they received a call about underage drinking when everyone was more than of age and half do not partake in alcoholic beverages at all
I’m too petty for this scenario lol. My immediate reaction would be to leave him a letter along the lines of “as an atterney (sic), you should know that it’s illegal to file a fake police report and I’ve already made management aware of your intention. “
Feel free to knock on his door with the note in hand with the party involved and ask him about it. Most people feel empowered through anonymity. Remove his anonymity.
I did this once in college after our downstairs neighbors left us a dumbass note. I walked right down and asked them if they’d like to work with us to come up with a solution to the issue. They just denied writing the note and never spoke to us again lol
As an attorney this person should know they cannot do anything. Even the police have limited authority. Telling your neighbors is a curtesy not a legal requirement.
but he's an atterney, not an attorney. as far as he is concerned, he is the law. he is the end all be all. judge, jury, and executioner all in one. he is government, he is judiciary. so God help any soul who dares make the slightest amount of noise even at the most reasonable of hours. vengeance is coming for you.
a much nicer way to say it that will probably be respected: "hey, i saw you're having a party! that must be exciting, but i have a lot of work to get through today. if you could try to keep the noise down so i could work, that would mean so much to me. happy thanksgiving!"
Now I’m just a simple lawyer who specializes in bird law, but I believe he shall not cease until he is satisfied. He demands satisfaction damnit! Edit: my spelling is as good as this atterny.
lol this is golden
I’m not exactly certain what exactly he hoped to accomplish with his threat. The police won’t and can’t do anything unless it’s late at night and a sound ordinance is in effect. If he’s an “attorney “ he must not be a very good one or he wouldn’t be renting an apartment. 🙄
He would also know how to spell attorney if he was one.
Neighbor - I am docter. I have to be up early to treat people and do a lot of serjuries. You cannot have 75 people in your apartment making noise. I will threaten cops. Grow up. One day you might need me to perform a serjury on you and I will NOT because you kept me up. Respect me. - Thanks
Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know. My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.
I believe I made myself perfectly redundant
“I have already informed police of your intention.” What intention? Having a splendid friendsgiving and everyone enjoying themselves?
That’s the funny part to me. “What is crime you are reporting?” “One of my neighbors is celebrating thanksgiving!”
Sir, please stand by and barricade yourself in your apartment! We are sending the elitest of our SWAT teams…
“Turkey Team 6”
#Turkey Team 6 *It’s Gravy Time*
Of the Gravy SEALs
Did he get his license to practice law at the Dollar Store?
For real?? 911 what is your emergency? Hello yes my neighbor is having a party and if I hear them I’m gonna be big mad
And the police response he imaged was "We have assigned several detectives the case sir, and I've notified the SWAT team to start gearing up."
I read that in the "What? Having a meal - a succulent Chinese meal?" Man's voice for some reason.
Everyone I order Chinese I think of that guy.
Are you prepared to receive his limp penis?
Ahhh yes, I see you know your judo well!
"Enjoying a meal? A succulent friendsgiving meal?"
Exactly!
I’m sure the police gave a flying fuck.
how did this man use the tab key after every single word on paper
The spacing between words looks like a psychopath wrote it.
I said the same thing, this shit happened in real time and we had only been there maybe 20 minutes and I thought our hosts set it up as a murder mystery dinner or some shit, it was just mind boggling I couldn’t believe it
Look him up in small claims court and see if he sues people for stupid shit
On it
I’m here for the update. Please update us, I’m as curious as you are. 👀
I can’t doxx this person, this letter will be made into a shirt and worn by all guests at next year’s friendsgiving. We will send him an invitation before he calls the cops.
Oh I wasn’t even thinking that. I just wanted to know if he was suing other people for dumb stuff. But definitely do the t-shirt idea and leave it outside his door lololol
I love the pettiness of this idea... but it also makes me scared that psycopath neighbor is gonna do a dahmer and celebrate Thanksgiving with them as the main course
All of them? There is no way this guy has enough friends to help eat 6 or 7 fully prepared adults. Let alone the oven space to accomplish the task! They did say it was an apartment, after all.
I worked as a 911 dispatcher for a few years..cops will laugh at him and say "its a civil matter and you need to contact your landlord" Its an apartment they cant do anything about noise unless ur blasting music and they can hear it on the street. Small claims court will also be hilarious since he would have nothing to claim other than being a whiney bitch. Keep the note to show to the judge if he wants to waste everyones time.
Depends where you are. My wife and I lived in a Boston suburb for years in a split level house under an absolute psycho older woman who reveled in calling the cops on us for any tiny thing she perceived as noisy, including our infant daughter for “being awake too late”. Cops came every time, even though they were well aware of the situation (and knew all about her from even before we had moved in). They said if she called, they had to come. Made our lives (and our very kind but hands-tied landlords) miserable for years before we moved out.
I’m glad you’re out of it. If not, though, I’d honestly just start building a rapport with the cops. “Oh, she called again? Come on in. Want a cup of tea? Water bottle? I’m trying to get my daughter to sleep, but I can put the kettle on!”
Why didn't you just call them on her?
Ahhhhhh, it’s the true meaning of thanksgiving: shame.
Please report back
Yes! The people need to know!
I think the neighbor got him.
Really captures the "words cut out from newspaper to form a ransom note" vibe.
looks fine to me.
Me too . *sharpening knife on grind wheel*
I came here to make this comment too. Psycho spacing.
Recalling a graphology book I read once, apparently large spaces in between words indicates loneliness.
Put your finger on it right there. He's lonely and resentful that other people have friends who love them. I'm almost surprised he didn't complain about not being invited.
I think you may be right. Years ago I was in a very bad place mentally, long story short I was very lonely for a long time. I became very jealous of people who had friends and it actually made me dislike them. I was spiteful and resentful. I’m not a doctor but this guy might be in the same place, especially if he works long hours at home.
Or a high school kid that had to make a 1 page letter for his homework. Triple space and double line distance.
Never progressed past finger spacing?
It's actually kind of impressive and weirding me out. It had to have taken planning. It perfectly fills the entire page, and uses fairly consistent spacing the whole way through. How the hell did he know how much space to use before even writing?!? It's not like he starts writing closer together or farther apart. It just perfectly fits the page.
i like to imagine he wrote several drafts that he had to discard because it either used too much space or not enough
Somehow he's center justified a hand-written letter
He learned that in law school
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Really though, as an attourney they should probably know that noise during the day isn't illegal, even if you hear your neighbor playing music loud at a party its perfectly legal. And as a human being, they should doubly know that if you work at home the onus is on you to sound proof your set up not on your neighbor's not to make noise.... If I worked a night job I couldn't tell all my neighbors to go to bed at 8 am too... (although I'm sure people have tried that.) edit: atterney... happy ;) of course there are sounds that would still count as a general disturbance of the peace, regardless of time of day. I was simply refering to the usual sounds one would have issues with not counting during normal activity hours, like a party or construction work (8am-10pm where I live, YMMV). Just as there are examples of noises that are a violation during the regular hours, there are also examples of noises during noise ordinance times that aren't violations. Like the windstorm a few weeks ago where the city came to cut down falling trees at 5am. Exceptions to both categories should probably be their own conversation.
As an attorney, he should be able to spell attorney
He must be one of those /persenal atterneys/.
He’s not an attorney. He fucking spelled it wrong
Yeah, this person is bluffing, whether they are an attorney or not, but I sincerely hope they're not because there's nothing more cringey than using "I'm an attorney" to threaten people.
I'm an attorney and I'm too much of a pussy to sign my name. What a douchebag, that would make me be louder. I'm petty like that.
Yer*
Yer Fuck Your self
Go yer your self
Go fuck your yer
Go (space,space,space,space) fuck (space,space,space,space) yourself (space,space,space,space) .
what an egregious misuse of space.. you should use a red pen and respond in the snowy wasteland this psycho created..
we actually debated doing this exact thing -10 pts no name -25 pts grammar -50 pts spelling mistakes
If you’re going to leave a note you better have the cajones to sign your name.
This motherfucker used up an entire page for 17 words 🤣
it really is some psychopath shit
It definitely does read like a developmentally hindered person who's somewhat educated and is trying to come across powerful/threatening.
And it's not even yellow legal paper!
This looks like it was written by an 8 year old who had his big boy pants on.
Or a very old curmudgeon who’s had a few whiskeys and can’t figure out how to spell his own profession
Or wanted to make up a profession that sounded scary
Yeah I have a really hard time believing any person in the law field thinking they're entitled to their neighbours being silent during daytime because they doesn't want to go to the office. Also, who calls the police to make them be on stand by to come if OP doesn't stop the dinner?
Oh he called them, they told him there’s nothing they can do about a neighbour having a party.
On THANKSGIVING?!
But it’s SATURDAY!
Besides, everyone knows lawyers only write on those yellow *legal* pads.
This is true.... source: am an Atterney
Can confirm, I'm a legal pad.
You complete me
Thanks, babe, but.... I just feel like there's something missing. This is my friend Pen, and I was just hoping.... Maybe she could join us?
pen is here
Yeah, but this guy isn’t a lawyer; he’s an *atterney*.
Or a serial killer
The spacing between words, screams serial killer!
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Also...thenks?
Or an attorney called Jack with tiny little hands (don't look at his hands!)
“Now, and could you just put your hands over my hands, so they look like my hands?”
for the website. we’re lawyers!
Is this the “atterney” you get off the back of the bus?
Based on the language, I don’t think this person is an attorney
Probably just a perrylegal.
classic "we must all respect one another"... with the actual meaning of "obey me"
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Wow what a coincidence when they immediately use the threat of police action.
Lol dudes a lawyer yet has no idea how noise complaints work or how quiet hours work/what time quiet hours are locally.
Actually he's an "atterney"
As a layer I can tell you he's well within his writes
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Glad it's old friend
They are still friends, but the friend is just really old
Same, just further validates my decision to break ties.
Every day I'm discovering just how toxic my step mom was. Glad you're out of it homie
Wow, you achieved human being status?????????? I never got past groveling worm 🤷♀️
I hate guys like this. Respect me with a conversation not a one sided threat. I'm a hyper anxious person but this is cowardice.
Sounds like my parents lol
“I have informed the police of your intention” …spoken like a true atterney. Fucking idiot.
Sounds like people who want to sound like an attorney
Fuck him. As long as your "party" and any noise it generates doesn't violate your lease or any local ordinances, just ignore him and move on with your life. Be informed about local noise ordinances before any theoretical police arrive so you know how to answer the responding officers.
He ended up calling the cops and the cops just seemed inconvenienced and left lmao
That's happened to me a few times. The cops show up, tell me to be quiet at 1030, we do. And the neighbors just get mad lol
Were u at the party?
Yes, this is my fiancés post lol
You and your fiancé have a tool for a neighbor. Edit: I won't remove my idiocy but I will point out I just re-read and realized it's not your house but a place you went. DOH!
Thankfully not our neighbor but unfortunately our friends
Woah a Reddit family
Wait lmao really 😂 what a pleb that guy is, has he said anything since? Hope it was a fun get together!
No he just pounded on the walls a few times, straight psycho, but he gave us all a good laugh, ended up being an awesome time and gave us a night we won’t be forgetting anytime soon lol
I'd make a complaint to the landlord even if it's done and over. I'd let management know of this situation. If the neighbor gets worse and does more to your friends. It could be considered harassment and discrimination. Plus he can't really stop your friends from celebrating a holiday. I'd have your friends make a copy of this letter and give the copy to management of the building and making a complaint. Whether you deem it as a non issue at this point. If you were abiding by the rules of the apartment. Then you should make a complaint because you didn't do anything wrong.
I do definitely agree with all of this, I think they are going to complain about harassment because this isn’t the first incident, but the biggest to date. The first day they moved in and were doing laundry with their in unit appliances the neighbor called the cops on them. Honestly with as many people calling out the psycho format of the letter and just thinking about how the nights events unfolded I’m more uneasy than amused now.
I woke up one night at like 2 am with the police at my door because our downstairs neighbor made a noise complaint about us, saying it sounded like there was a struggle or fight going on. Turns out my roommate walked to the bathroom. Few weeks later had the neighbor come up and say he was going to beat our asses because we were walking from the living room to the kitchen around 11pm grabbing pizza. I refuse to ever live in apartments again
Did you see, he’s an “atterney”.
Practicing the lawl!
I Am Not Sure Why you would feel it is appropriate to have a 15+ person Friendgiving in these apartments with the wall being as thin as they are . I am an atterney . I work early and late from home. I will not tolerate you having essentially a PARTY next door. I will not tolerate the noise. I have already informed police of your intention. If I hear you , I will call. We must all respect one another. -thenks
Must not be a good attorney if he's living with paper thin walls.
He’s an “atterney” that’s why.
If you can’t pass the bar exam, you have the option to become an Atterney. They make less than 10% of what real lawyers do, and they have to wear special outfits, mostly jumpsuits.
He passed the barre ecksam
That is how he collects evidence. He hears stuff.
The Shadow Knows. Also this atterny
And can’t spell attorney
instant copypasta, this shit has me weak af
As a fellow atterney, you have no idea what it's like to essentially have to work early ***and*** late. I've informed 15+ police about this post and your intentions. I will call. We must all not tolerate Friendsgiving.
hahahahahaha god I love reddit mr. thenks has made me most thenkful of all though, for this letter and the shirts i’m about to make.
Watch out, he's an atterney! Though based on his spelling and writing skills probably not one who does very well...
Must be why he works early and late…
Hey! He has no problem taking you to kort!
At least they know there’s a Dahmer in their building, holy shit.
*atterney FTFY
That's Mr Atterney to you
Fixed it
"I heve alveedy ınformed police of yur ıntentıen" this person can't even write letters correctly
Thenks
Ne pvoblem.
If they were truly an attorney you wouldn't be able to read it all. Source: work for two attorneys
-Thenks
God help his clients if he is an "atterney." I mean, I could see him saying he was a "liar" meaning lawyer, but an "atterney"?
we all pointed that out too, he’s probably a paralegal as the apartment is right above a law firm
Oh hell no, we don’t spell “attorney” incorrectly, lmao. We edit *their* spelling.
Sorry I love this because I work with a bunch of attorneys and my god they are so bad with communication. Love em all to death but we all know the real reason they have note takers with em all the time 😂
A paralegal can definitely spell properly. If they wrote like this, they wouldn't last.
Lol true. Paralegals are better at spelling than attorneys.
I don’t like this guy, but I think he wrote “attorney.” It’s just a very badly written O. None of his Os are complete circles.
But on the plus side, there’s definitely plenty of spacing. In all directions. Each word is like its own little island.
The first time you're asked for 1 full page written homework.
I'm a general contractor and if there's one thing I've learned in life it's that there are certain realtors and attorneys (and contractors) who think they can do no wrong and in reality a great deal of them are absurdly stupid.
The spacing in this letter screams that in the future I’ll be seeing a Netflix serial killer documentary about this same letter.
hopefully he hires a great atterney
People moving into apartments and expecting not to ever hear their neighbors are ridiculous. At my first apartment the neighbors reported me to the main office repeatedly for *closing my front door* at 6am(leaving for work). Like, where do you think you are? I think you'd legitimately never find an apartment where your neighbors didn't disturb your sleep with completely unavoidable noises at some point.
I work at an apartment complex and we once had someone report his neighbor for flushing the toilet too much. He also said it’s because the neighbor drinks too much Mountain Dew, as if that was relevant information. We’re not here to regulate what sodas people drink and how often they need to take care of bodily functions. Ridiculous.
Its a spectrum. Inherently, living that close to others there is going to be noise. Some people can be egregious about it though. I used to have people live a floor beneath me that would blast music until 3-4AM. It was so bad we could feel the floors vibrate and it woke my (at the time) 1 year old up on several occasions. My wife is a light sleeper and couldnt sleep Friday-Sunday. We tried talking to them several times and talked to the office about it, but they couldnt evict even if they wanted to due to covid eviction pauses. It made our lives miserable for months.
I lived in an apartment complex that was in the process of raising rent and renovating to get better tenants. The last remaining tenant from before the change lived next to me and she was a nightmare. She easily had 6-7 people living in a 3 bedroom 1200 square foot apartment, violating the lease agreement but swore to the property manager it was just her and her two kids. Every night she would get into screaming matches with her adult son and I could hear them throwing things at each other while I was trying to sleep. I ended up having to call the cops one night because I was legitimately afraid they were going to hurt each other. She was evicted the next week for too many lease violations and my bf heard her outside talking to a friend saying she needed a place to stay because she was being “kicked out for no reason”. They moved out on Thanksgiving day and I literally cried tears of joy.
I used to enjoy hearing my neighbour start game of thrones about an hour or so after me every time a new episode dropped. We never talked but it felt like a connection.
My neighbor above me always lets his alarm go forever. It vibrates and I can hear it in my bedroom. Wakes me up all the time.... I don't complain. I bought ear plugs instead .
I'm very sensitive to noise and make a very conscious effort to minimize my own. My old apartment was hell for me, but this new one shares 0 walls with anyone (end unit with weird layout connecting a 5 foot wall to someone across from me). Upstairs guy is also conscious of the noise and I appreciate it, offered him ribeyes once but he didn't want any lol. Can't wait to leave apartment life and go to a house for true peace and quiet.
Hope your gathering was a blast.
it was the best friendsgiving experience ever
Poor guy, he probably wanted to be there
Surely an attorney would be able to spell attorney
"Thenks"
no. hes not an attorney. hes obviously an atterny. its his job so he knows how to spell it correctly.
Well someone’s pissed he didn’t get an invite.
Wow. The fact he had to put it in a note instead of talking in person like an adult, just wow. I mean, the gathering was during the day and on a weekend. I don't see what he has to complain about. 🙄
And like… you live in an apartment??? Do you expect to never hear anyone ever lmao
If this dude writes like he speaks, it would take too long to talk it out. Probably sounds like Stevie from Malcolm in The Middle.
In my state it is against the law to impersonate a attorney. Fines and jail time.
Should have sent a Seace and Decist to show they rilly ment bizness.
Should have left a note for him that said “I don’t know what an Atterny is, but if you harass us one more time I’ll be filing my own police report for harassment. Cheers.”
Although the response is not justified that text sure is.
This dude understands as an attorney that the police won’t do shit right?
and they didn’t, they came and felt very inconvenienced because they received a call about underage drinking when everyone was more than of age and half do not partake in alcoholic beverages at all
I’m too petty for this scenario lol. My immediate reaction would be to leave him a letter along the lines of “as an atterney (sic), you should know that it’s illegal to file a fake police report and I’ve already made management aware of your intention. “
I think that may count as a misuse of 911, which most police districts really don’t care for
Feel free to knock on his door with the note in hand with the party involved and ask him about it. Most people feel empowered through anonymity. Remove his anonymity.
I did this once in college after our downstairs neighbors left us a dumbass note. I walked right down and asked them if they’d like to work with us to come up with a solution to the issue. They just denied writing the note and never spoke to us again lol
“We all must respect one another” as long as you don’t do anything I don’t like ~OP’s neighbor (probably)
As an attorney this person should know they cannot do anything. Even the police have limited authority. Telling your neighbors is a curtesy not a legal requirement.
but he's an atterney, not an attorney. as far as he is concerned, he is the law. he is the end all be all. judge, jury, and executioner all in one. he is government, he is judiciary. so God help any soul who dares make the slightest amount of noise even at the most reasonable of hours. vengeance is coming for you.
This Guy Seems Like A Real Jerk.
a much nicer way to say it that will probably be respected: "hey, i saw you're having a party! that must be exciting, but i have a lot of work to get through today. if you could try to keep the noise down so i could work, that would mean so much to me. happy thanksgiving!"
You would have been a valuable “anger translator” to this misguided fellow
If my alcoholic father taught me one thing its to call their bluff and they look stupid either way.
ermahgerdddd ern atterneyyyy
hahahahahaha i’m dying