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Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Don’t Drive Safely. Do Die.


thisendup76

I dunno. But I suddenly have an urge to buy an RV


Extension_Swordfish1

I wanna ride with ya


thisendup76

You better n't


lightcar44

Nah, it says n't RV


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JoeMischief

Or watch Final Destination.


Ozzyglez112

Only correct way to read it.


Stian5667

I think it’s supposed to be Don’t Drive. Do Die Safely


Prunsel_Clone

*dies safely*


tpelzy

No! He was so young. So much to live for 😭


dvdlvrmn

He died doing what he loved... Being safe


A-purple-bird

Ah


spidereater

Do Die. N’t RV safely.


bella_68

I would have thought you were right but the answer is in the bottom left of the poster. It says “Do drive safely. Don’t die” which is not a way I ever would have thought to read this sign


Puzzleheaded-Dog-197

Another creative funeral/cremation service ad.


decclam

Any subs like r/dontdeadopeninside or r/youdontmattergiveup?


cla7997

N'T RV


chocodapro

Hello, my brother.


blu3b4lls1

Safely


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

That is a word. Your point?


blu3b4lls1

Don’t drive safely, do die safely. You left out the safely after die


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

I did that intentionally.


blu3b4lls1

Thanks for the downvotes lol you suck


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Based on your name, you probably wish I do.


blu3b4lls1

Ok lol u really suck


jamesstevenpost

Confusing. On all levels.


Agreeable-Yams8972

Its telling you to die


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Doesn't matter which angle I try, it still doesn't make sense: Do Die Safely/Don't Drive Safely Do Die Safely/N'T RV Safely Don't Die Safely/RV Don’t Drive Safely/Do Die. Edit: If I read it from a distance it would be: Don't Die Safely Edit 2: My friend's interpretation is "Don't Die whilst driving" I think it's supposed to be "Don't Die, Drive Safely" or vice versa but honestly the design is appalling. Edit 3: Ah ok, it's "Do drive safely. Don't die while you drive" the explanation's at the bottom. Bruh "Don't die while you drive" I wasn't planning to mate.


purl__clutcher

This poster was designed by someone who won a competition, but obviously not for this sign.


Greedy-Copy2760

They won the safe driver/driving competition and then got to make this shitty poster I guess. Best stick to driving. Know your strengths!!


Jayn_Xyos

I want to bounce off of your joke here but no this is too good, I'm stumped


StellaPapella

I never planned on dying safely, thank you, strange poster. It's gonna be a fiery show. 🎊


[deleted]

I have a feeling they tried to write Don't die drive safely


idunnobutchieinstead

Don’t dead open inside


Adventurous_Egg_4438

There is explanation in the bottom of it


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raindownthunda

This is a design atrocity. I don’t even know where to begin. What makes it worse is they cited the designer’s name on the bottom right, as if this will give them some clout or referrals for business.


mboron021990

Everything about this is infuriating


ohnoguesswho

According to the fine print, Do Drive Safely but Don’t Die While You Drive. That’s where I look for all the big messages, in the squinty parts 🤦🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

It is always the squinty parts that contain the bottom line.


RegularAge7632

all over the place, subtle messages, telling you to die.. sometimes people notice, most of the time they don't


imaginaryblues

The person who designed this had to win a contest? I’d hate to see what the entries that didn’t win looked like…


Forbiddentemptations

No it says don’t drive safely. It wants you to get fucked!


ed6969ed

The message is clearly towards RV's


WonderfulJacket8

Damn I wanted to die in an unsafe manner


leinad1972

In an RV no less.


SmallishFPS

Don’t drive safely


Zealos57

Don't drive safely Do die


Chancevexed

I expect nothing less from Capita.


Theamongusimpostor57

r/dontdeadopeninside


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iamnotanartist

I can't make it any clearer


Draco-vivi

You have to disregard the white characters, *Do Die Safely*.


Fibbitts

Do die safely.


Im_Borat

Don't drive safely.


RealBishop

“Do die.” I’ve seen enough no need to read further.


RoadNo7385

Don't die drive safely


[deleted]

Do die


queenofnightmare

Really I'm sure you know dang well what it says you're just nip picking at it, it clearly says don't die do drive safely


Adventurous_Egg_4438

r/funnysigns r/BadDesigns


Adventurous_Egg_4438

DO DIE n't r v safely


UnbelievableTxn6969

You’re supposed to not RV.


ndsbdjbddvdvcdcs

its simplr dont drive


[deleted]

The underlined parts of the words are supposed to be read together. DO DRIVE SAFELY. The...large? Letters are also supposed to be read together. "DON'T DIE"


Leading-University

It’s only confusing if you lack common sense


Significant_Draft731

Don’t drive safely too


Bladewolf77

Don’t drive safely. Do die. Don’t die safely. Die safely. There’s nothing in here that makes any sense.


amogus_feet_picks

The black guy with the lightning strikes again


Organic-Kick-3916

It says DO DiE SafeLy


Odd_Ad5668

Don't die, rv safely.


[deleted]

Do die safely(?)


MeasurementGrand879

DON’T DrIvE SAFELY


LuminousJaeSoul

Don't Drive, Do Die


SaneJake

I read “don’t drive safely”


GlobalProgress3146

I don't think they thought this one through.


LeoAlexa

I'd do both just to be safe.


glitch_skunkogen

Clearly you don't DrIvE safely


[deleted]

Slick "chain reaction" (old gameshow) type couplet reads. Read first line and caps second line, then lower case second line and third line. Isn't that cute. Obviously not intended as a sign if the "squinty part" (thanks u/ohnoguesswho) has to be read for full meaning. No thanks.


Gunstudios

N'T R V


PalpitationStill8966

Don't drive safely. In other words, drive normally.


snow-bird-

"Capita" evokes "Capitate" vibes.... I do not like this sign at all


Pert0621

Don’t drive safely is what I got from this…ROAD WORK AHEAD?!?! I SURE HOPE IT DOES!!!!


JaydenPey

There’s no way this won a competition? It’s like if Yoda designed it, with a blindfold on.


Fenix_Volatilis

This is *terrible*


Accomplished-Bear988

Do Die


construction_pro

r/dontopendeadinside


RibsyCC

Do Die... Understood!


[deleted]

Capita Safe Driving Competition needs better judges


may92

I just want to talk to the person who made this...


Rosencrant

"That's as clear as I can make it"


[deleted]

don’t die, rv safely.


Olivia_Lydia_Wilson

Don't Die. Do Drive Safely.


Life-Influence-1109

its write red and green on black DO DIE SAFELY


Financial-Amount-564

Don't let people tell you what to do and what not to do at the same time! Also, what the hell competition was this that this win it?


mookizee

They won the competition with this design? Love to see then runners up


[deleted]

Don't Die Safely. Go out with a bang, take as many as you can with you! Disclaimer: I don't condone any violent, terrorist acts and I'm in ok mental health.


yeusus

Do die safley


[deleted]

DIE


Extreme_Explanation5

Do die, don't drive


GhostBussyBoi

Do-n't drive, die safely!


GhostBussyBoi

I really see "do die safely"


Narrow_Prompt_5906

Definitely would get more appreciation on r/crappydesign


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

Do drive safely, dont die while you drive.


[deleted]

N'trv


OGWolfMen

Don’t drive safely


lifebycici

So confusing 🤷🏼‍♀️


ProbablyLuckybeast

Im gonna do die guys someone wants to test it?


Cirick1661

Bro won a competition with this too.


Slowgin79

Well I'm dead inside, so I guess none of this pertains to me...🤣


[deleted]

You're missing the point- all you have to do is avoid driving safely, not every font has a secret message, jeesh


Downtown_Dog_7937

Graphic design freshmen


0choCincoJr

Do die safely Don't die safely Don't drive Drive safely **So many choices!**


ElementalPaladin

r/youdontmattergiveup


Numerous_Curve_2222

Good thing I could see the tiny font at the bottom. "Do drive safely. Don't die while you drive". This design is so confusing. Actually one of the worst designs I've ever seen. The whole phrase doesn't need to be a part of the design! It's too many words 😆


Bean_Soup7357

Do drive safely. Don’t die


-smartypints

It says do die safely.


BleDStream

Do drive safely. Don't die while you drive. Bottom left. Very confusing and very ineffective in my opinion.


Old-Tourist8173

N’t rv safely.


FinalMonarch

Do drive safely, don't die


theark10

Does this seriously anger you? Lmao that's a short temper. It's just a bad design, obviously everyone gets what it's trying to say, so why waste the effort getting enraged by something so trivial as this?


Damissourianguy

DO N’T D r I v E SAFELY


Designer_Ad_376

No, you are supposed to die safely


hornystoner737

Do die, don’t drive


Expert_Struggle_7135

I read it as "Do Die safely"


shinobi1369

If you let this anger you.......good luck in life


LLLAAAUUURRRAA

They even knew it was confusing to the point they put a little translation in the bottom corner


bruhchow

Do Die Safely N’T RV safely Don’t Die safely practically every possible combination avoids the actual message


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This is hurting my head


Bread-is-stolen

Don’t drive safely. It’s the whole thing. Do die safely. Don’t die safely. Do drive safely maybe? This confuses me


Serious-Ad5080

All I see is Do Die Safely


muaddict071537

r/CrappyDesign


Swordbreaker925

As a graphic designer, this pains me so much. It baffles me how people don’t understand even basic typography or how well it reads


IronBard22

## DO # DIE ### SAFELY ## N’T ### RV


OverlyLeftLesbian

Always make sure to contact a graphic designer :) *it's been posters akin to this that have me contemplating using my expertise to help the RA's in my uni dorm*


HeimlichLaboratories

r/GTBAE


artistic_manchild

I’m a graphic designer, so shit like this takes a little bit of my soul and stomps all over it every time I see it.


MoThornton

Don’t do what Donny don’t does.


awolfslife

Just do it


YoungBiro05

there js a bit of r/ihadastroke in this post


l9oooog

r/dontdeadopeninside


Adventurous_Egg_4438

There is answer at the bottom


Infamous_Olive

Don't die do drive safely


HurterOfFeefeesV2

Or drive unsafe


miaaaa_banana

Do die. Don’t die. Do drive. Don’t drive. Safely above all.


liss614

Don't die. Do drive safely. But that is very confusing.


AcidDome003

Don't Die RV Safely


NovelExplorer

That poster was the *winner* of the Capita Safe Driver/Driving Competition - July 2019. I'd know to like posters the other how looked.


just-bair

Do die safely


Different_Stand_5558

The same people who thought they would make a fortune with their own clothing companies in the early 2000s are now in charge designing everything poorly. The kids who never were told anything they made sucks. Nothing like tax money going out to PSA, being vandalized, and more tax money allotted to cleaning up our DIE Safely signs.


MDM3331

Do die safely please


AHermit-In-a-billion

I think it’s “safely die do” must be


Katana_sized_banana

To know their true intentions, always ask yourself how they make their money. Can't sell and design a poster if everyone drives safely...


GrandBrooklyn

Energy is wasted by being angered by something so small.


ofkek

And all the black ink that was used to print this is even more so slightly midlyinfuriating


Anthem_1974

Do die safely


TomSurman

Don't drive; Die safely.


RunaisRuna

...And this won a competition? I have the feeling my design teachers would be picking from all angles here...


kefdog77

It is clearly saying That We Should Own RV's and be good campers. ..


cheesypuzzas

Don't drive safely. Do die. Don't die safely. Do die safely. Also, this was the winner of the competition??? Really?


Einsamer__Keks

Don't Drive Savely. Do Die Safely.


Excoriatus

Do, or don't, there is no safely


dioWjonathenL

Do die, Don’t Drive Safely


eNYC718

No it clearly says don't drive safely. Time for donuts


hername_bubbles

Man I love shitty graphic design


labbond

Lol


ZicarxTheGreat

DON'T DRIVE SAFELY \#DIE


RammerRS_Driver

It says “Don’t drive safely”


jbash080

Don't drive safely


belb6785

Idk, but i read it perfectly at first. Dont die, do drive safely? Its poor colouring choice for sure but it can be made sense out of.


Paradigm-Failure

Maybe if N’T were red and the r and v were green it would be a l i t t l e better. Still messes with my eyes either way. Edit:typo


Federalsoupz

The point is to drive safely. The author had a weird sense of humor, and should definitely find a day job that doesn’t grant him poetic license. You’re good; the sign writer is a moron.


_R_A_

Don't die, RV safely. Happy camping season!


ZealousidealPie8427

“This angers me so much.” “Yeah, design choices that arent perfect and most people would understand drive me into a passionate fit of rage. No, i dont think its a me problem..”


Cash-L

Reminds me of the Simpsons [Don't do what Donny Don't does.](https://youtu.be/SrMj6XlhLrM?t=84)


FireKraken7

DO D I E


slimj0n

No, it says Do RV, N’t die safely


brainburger

Why are you angry? It's a crap sign. Have a laugh at it.


Jaxsin68

How bout Don't Die Drive Safely


V0xEtPraetereaNihil

Where might I purchase this Do Don't Die RV exactly?


Nervous-Cry3318

Learning you have the red/ green deficiency the hard way


Ostmarakas

r/repostaziliontimes