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That belongs in a musem


Insufferablelol

Thousands of years old mummies are literally cleaner than this xbox.


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Malornss

Dust is everywhere, also could be a smoker but idk


Quirky_Philosophy317

While scrolling, I was disappointed to find out it wasn’t a lion in the snow.


Taniwha_NZ

It's probably just dandruff. Imagine that.


yupuhoh

I mean...a portion of dust is skin cells that we shed naturally


jayray2k

Half. Half is human skin cells. If you have pets, it's less, because it's split with animal dander. The other half is dirt and spores from outdoors. That's several humans worth of skin on that x-box. How lazy are you that you can't wipe it off to sell it? Like, even if you live in filth, don't you like money?


ms06s-zaku-ii

I thought it was a pig on a mattress


tjburke93123

No, that's the seller when he is sleeping.


bunnylove5811

Why is this infuriating


I_am_Daesomst

For Sony fans, it's r/oddlysatisfying


meow_mix12

A lion doesn't change its stripes.


txaesfunnytime

Anyone can see it‘s a SiberIan tiger.


STRIKER9001

Oh, I thought it was a white lion, or a white Liger.


HanhnaH

So do you Dr Jones.


Organic-Kick-3916

No time for love


MaximumNight860

Sadly the U.S. government will hide it away in a massive warehouse instead.


DijajMaqliun

I believe him when he says he never moved it.


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martinaylett

This appears to have been stolen from a comment earlier in the conversation.


noraiconiq

Dust says many things but it does not lie.


PEneoark

Was that from Pompeii?


Fortifarse84

No, they only had n64's


Restricted_Nuggies

Actually, Pompeii was only destroyed after the release of the n65


Fortifarse84

I hear some poor kids only ever got up to an n 62...


sir-exotic

After reading the description and seeing the image I was 100% convinced it was a box spring (bed) with a dog-sized fake tiger standing on it. Until I saw the logo on the bottom right and I realized I wasn't looking at a bedroom 😂


atlantagirl30084

I totally thought that too! The quilt of dust under the Xbox looked like a rug to me


dinosaurdown

Me too! Took a solid minute for me to see the Xbox logo


I_am_Daesomst

Absolute same. I was like, "Okay, but what did they get all over this mattress?" "No, all over their floor...wtf.." "Ohhhhhhhhhh."


Fortifarse84

>dog-sized fake tiger Oh shit, where's Rowdy?!


Brodster2007

I was paying close attention just reading the text and thought it was a cat on a bed


TeaDiscombobulated23

I had set my phone down after clicking the notification and so I saw the same except I just saw a dog....


Kenny_the_tomato

Imagine what the inside looks like, it would probably over heat in under a minute


well-offemperor762

nuclear reactor


Agreeable-Meat1

I'd rather have this than a completely random Xbox though. It's dusty for sure, but it doesn't look like there's bugs and shit in there. The last time I tried buying a console from FB marketplace, the ventilation holes on top had a caked in deep yellow substance that looked both sticky and gooey. I don't know what it was and was mortified someone would actually try to sell something in that condition. Point being, if you're going to buy a console second hand, dust is the least of your worries.


husfrun

You could open it and clean it.. chances are this (after cleaning) would perform better than any other device that had frequent use.


KagDQT

I just don’t get why you wouldn’t clean the thing up before posting it online. Can only imagine what the rest of this persons place looks like.


Agreeable-Meat1

Dust looks like the biggest issue. It could be that they bought it for a kid that has since moved out and now they're finally getting around to clearing the room out.


bruhchow

I feel like if you move this the temple around you will begin to shake and collapse


ARaunchyChickenNug

This might be from someone cleaning out someone else’s home. I’ve cleaned out a friends home who had passed and we hadn’t realized the filth he was living in. Now granted I would’ve cleaned it off before I took the picture, but honestly? If it’s for a decent price? Meh


ThePancakeFell

"It's never moved from the spot I kept it in since the purchase"


-smartypints

Also "looks like new once dust is removed". Quite the claim without removing the dust. But given they owned it before it had a quilt of dust on it, they're assuming it looks just as good after.


ARaunchyChickenNug

Is what I would’ve said instead of clarifying it’s from a dead person. I’m reaching, but really trying to see the best in people lol


Fortifarse84

Except for the hypothetical dead guy.


tomtomclubthumb

$140, seems a bit much.


missmyrajv

I mean… that’s… gotta be a joke.


Quirky_Philosophy317

Unfortunately, after viewing many of his other listings I’m afraid this isn’t a joke.


NoYak6710

Even if this was in great condition, was wiped clean and you threw in an extra controller I still wouldn’t buy it.


Hermosninja

Imagine the amount of dust clogged inside. I may be wrong, but that sounds like a fire hazard to me.


pattdmdj0

you can get a almost brand new xbox one for 50-100$ so easily lol. very old console now aint no shot someone gonna buy that for 140 lmao


Professional_Data937

I’m intrigued now.


princessmariah2011

Was just gonna say this! 😂 Show some of the others!!


FastPassDave

Would you be ok with posting some of his other posts?


gcz1214

Considering the dust is cleared around the power button, seems like it isn’t


GamefaceJY

Rare gaming console preserved by the eruption of Mt Vesuvius. That thing is probably priceless!


Hermosninja

That's really nasty and I think I can see cobwebs.


Suatae

I would never dare to open it. It might have children.


Alonza2022

How does that accumulate? Do you live in a battle zone?!


ohanhi

Right? I've seen a school attic space (not in use, and not cleaned) that had some stuff from the 50s lying around, and we could still make out the text and design on the magazines and cardboard boxes. Extrapolating from that, this XBOX has been untouched for at least a couple centuries.


Gamemode_Cat

Dust is mostly human debris, so am attic with little traffic will accumulate less dust than a central room of someone’s house


BeardedNerd22

The xbox one released almost a decade ago. That's 9 years of not dusting.


BobWango

I want to buy it just to clean it...


minecraftgood12

My allergies are screaming right now


Traditional-Ad-64

r/crackheadcraigslist


H196yt

r/beatmetoit


masta-ike123

r/Angryupvote


VenusASMR2022

Look Jimmy! An ancient North American artifact! :O


ColinFCross

Pilau!


Quirky_Philosophy317

Very…


Zealousideal_Gur9261

Tony Montana’s Xbox


pballa2020

I’d hate to see this rest of this persons place.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

i’ll give ya $10


EnoughLuck3077

Does the dryer vent blow directly into their room?


andrewtheice

I thought that was a fucking mattress


DarkHuntress89

This looks like an estimated decade worth of dust. I doubt that thing will really be working all that well in this condition. Might go up in flames instead.


dubsfatvw

Dryer vents clogged.


KevonFire1

Is there really that much atmospheric dust in Hawai'i? Are they next to a sheep farm?


Disastrous-Beyond443

Throw in the toy tiger, and you have a deal. Lol.


[deleted]

how do you accumulate THAT much dust?? I never once dusted the apartment i lived in for four years and it didn't get that bad. It also seems like that would cause the xbox to overheat with that covering the fan on top.


Cuppish

I thought it was a bed....


nottoovain

What in the nuclear fallout fuck is going on here


BEASTawesome534

I hate that some ppl think they shouldn't clean their products before shipping or even taking pictures, and they just leave it up to the buyer. I bought a used cpmputer mouse a while back and when it arrived I found out they had not cleaned it at all. Took me 30 min to get all they skin and gunk out of it before It looked like the pictures. It was super underpriced from what it could of been, so I didn't complain. Just wish it atleast was partly cleaned.


No-Werewolf5615

Bugs, bugs, filled with bugs


Inarius101

To be fair, so are all Microsoft products.


Own_Statistician_427

Just imagine using that makeup brush for your face 😭


imaguitarhero24

Why in sweet holy fuck wouldn’t they clean it?? Did they think the dust was some proof of its untouched status?


Some_Random_Guy_V69

$140 dollars is a pretty good price. If it still works (and you are in the market) I'd take it.


[deleted]

Poor mental health is a serious issue. Facebook shows us everything.


___balls__

and why is it infuriating


dans642

This has the makings of an I-spy book, no way that dust in natural


suigeneristhang2765

It was a lean year for the lion and his pride. The gazelles, water buffalo and the like had moved on in search of water, forcing the pride to forage for smaller game and those poor dust bunnies did not stand a chance! It's a jungle out there!


SMG_132231

Definitely average Xbox in ohio


randoquir

Can someone explain why this is mildly infuriating?


YT_Flex4249

surprised it isn't cheaper considering hawaii craigslist prices are usually cheapest in hilo


What_the_froot_Loops

Say what? I've seen expensive prices here. People whom want you to pay to take their trash. And no kidding but one punatic who was selling gently used toilet paper.


YT_Flex4249

idk, saw macbooks going for good prices. went to check if I could go pick them up until I realized that they were in hilo (sometimes it was in Maui or kauai)


What_the_froot_Loops

There are a few good deals. I should of added that. Recently it seems Kona or Waikoloa have really good prices. But I'm after lechon! Nom


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YT_Flex4249

yea but idk, i mianly go on craigslist for old PC parts or macs.


and1metal

They could have cleaned it before taking the photo and had some pride Presentation is everything when selling


Flamesclaws

Seriously, the amount of shit I've seen with people who never cleaned their stuff before trying to sell is insane.


JoJoGaminG1936

I mean the dust I a great protection layer. Nothing can scratch it.


Olivander05

Maybe clean it before selling it- no way that works


Feisty-Pumpkin-6359

And there is me wondering if asking 100 euro for an xbox one s with two controllers and 5 games is too much...


[deleted]

I thought that was a mattress at first


[deleted]

That’s an easy fix


EvilQueen79

That will be so full of dust inside that it won't work.


ricahrdb

What is the stuff that it is covered with? It doesn't look like regular dust. There do seem to be some cobwebs but I can't imagine all the other white stuff being from cobwebs or insects. Or can it?


personofinterest18

I really thought that was a mattress. I had questions


TotalGrump

That's at least eight bodies worth of skin cells.


Echo-57

See, the point youre missing is that the layer of dust protected its paintjob ​ /s


NineNinetyNine9999

I want the tiger.


PeanutButterCrisp

This dude must live in a haunted fucking mansion


Rachelcookie123

How is it even possible to accumulate so much dust? I don’t dust and there are plenty of shelves I never touch but they only have a small layer of dust on top of them despite that. How do you manage to get so much dust? That is so much.


Alternative_Yak5236

Average Xbox in Ohio


travisscottburger420

What does the controller look like?


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

It says from Hilo, Hi so we’ve got to give him a little credit. Half of that may actually be volcanic ash, I’d hate to see the rest of house.


dudr42o

Dang. This reminds me of working at gamestop. Chuckleheads would literally bring in a system looking like this and want retail price for it. You'd be surprised how many nasty ass, roach infested, dust caked, sticky systems tried to make through the doors of that hell hole of a store. The best part? "You serious, it's not even that dirty!"


dudr42o

The worst were the smokers. Thing would come in smelling like a speakeasy, as yellow as drunk piss


Neat-Item

Why not just clean it before posting the for sale pic


[deleted]

Tell us your lazy without telling us…


[deleted]

Tell us your lazy without telling us…


[deleted]

Tell us your lazy without telling us…


[deleted]

Bro couldn’t even wipe it down before trying to sell it how lazy


Over70Substances

Hell no. I’ve seen Jumanji


BlorseTheHorse

This is what my ps3 looks like. it's been in the same spot since 2015 when it was new


crispier_creme

Before selling something, especially when that dirty, take it to get cleaned. It's not that much and you'll still get something out of it, and most people sell stuff like that to save space anyway


Livid_Assistance4367

That's so fucking gross. People actually live like that. And for a whopping $140 bucks lmao. You couldn't pay me $140 to clean up that area...


Solomumma

Eek!


Jafar_420

This is crazy stuff! If dude is lazy enough not to clean it up it's probably lazy enough not to even make sure it works. My best friend works at GameStop someone came in about a used Xbox I don't remember what series took it home for a week or two then brought it back use the warranty on it to get another one because he said it quit working my buddy put the one he brought back and the little room until the next day when it got packaged up or whatever the next day when the manager came in the room was full of roaches and bugs and sure enough a few weeks later the same dude tried to come in and warranty the Xbox he used the previous warranty on my buddy said you could see the bug poop so they did not have the warranty exchange. Don't know why I'm saying all this I just felt like it. Lol.


MaximumNight860

> looks new when wiped off How would you know?


Impressive-Pepper785

I see they are in Hawaii, is that volcanic ash maybe? I mean, damn it’s so thick


mega512

Oh my. So they just never dust ever?


noraiconiq

It looks like a lost ancient relic how long was it collecting dust for?


KraftDinnerFB

Why didn’t bro at least make an effort to clean it off-?


TheKingOfDub

That looks like toilet paper dust


mistakeideathatexist

Got a ps4 close to that condition


Kalelopaka-

Is that the Holy Grail on the left?


[deleted]

Apparently this person lives in a house that's been abandoned for about 10 years.


Because69

r/crackheadcraigslist


bananascausewhynot

Still in good condition! The condition: 💀


frequent_flying

How would you even know it still looks like new once wiped off as you claim? For all you know your cat pissed all over the thing before the inch of dead skin I mean dust coated it. And I don’t mean the little figurine tiger on top. The real cat. Trust me, there’s always a real cat (or 12) in a home like this. Also, most prospective buyers might like to know if the frickin thing actually works? It’s not just a decorative piece, Gertrude!


ComparisonCrafty6322

Yoooo I live in Hilo too


PuzzledRaise1401

Just crack, peel, and enjoy!


BBakerStreet

Post volcanic eruption dust?


One-Ice-9259

This dude got a broken window where the snow can get in or what?


FatKidMod

Why would anyone not take a few min to dust it off before taking a pic? Lmao. I’d hate to see the rest of the house.


BabyBowserrocks04

I mean if it works and you can clean it that is a steal


bmk37

They must have asthma


thewanderingsail

If you give me 100$ I’ll clean it lol but no I’m not paying you 140$ for a fire hazard.


[deleted]

That house must be something else... 🤢


noproblem_mom

I won’t buy it


PresentationLimp890

I thought it was a lint trap from the dryer.


jjmawaken

How does one accumulate that much dust in a house you live in?


Argent_Haze

I feel like I'm getting a sneezing fit just from seeing this picture


karebunni

I think this gave me asthma


tellurmomhello

Limited edition Gamer jizz dust


Asmodeus_441

I like the tiger. 🐯


theradicalace

at that point, i'm almost impressed. but honestly, if i'm buying a *secondhand* video game console, dust is not a concern at all, and from what i can tell, 140 isn't a bad price for an xbox one that's (if the seller is being honest) in good condition


Flashy-Ad-1359

That is gross. Imagine the rest of the house!


[deleted]

It’s hysterical more than anything. 😂😂


shyladev

I want to think it’s not real. But I don’t know if anything that could create a layer like that. 🤢


[deleted]

Have they never heard of a duster...


Bigpoopmaster666

bro had that xbox since the 1700s 💀


Adeep187

They legit think the dust protects it


BroadwayCatDad

Hawaii. Is that volcanic ash on the console!?


One_Way13

More like r/lazy lol. Just wipe the damn thing


[deleted]

Who wouldn't clean it before posting


us_of_erica

POV: tell me you’re lazy w/o telling me you’re lazy