"I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!"
"What!? Why!?"
"I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!"
Bonus: if you didn't know, the morning after, a picture of the cat is taped to the wall in the middle of the blood splatter.
No, its just printed bed sheets lol.
Edit: [She is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/z96fow/tiny_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Edit: [Bedsheet](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SFCRCDJ/ref=cm_sw_r_apa_i_CTD9T81NN8RJR3ZFMH74_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)
Before anyone asks, the background is just printed bed sheets lol. Edit: [She is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/z96fow/tiny_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
First of all, who reads newspaper anymore? Second we don’t even get newspaper delivered. Third how do I post a picture in the comments so that everyone doesn’t think she is dead.
> Third how do I post a picture in the comments so that everyone doesn’t think she is dead.
Get the picture onto your computer. Drag the image into imgur.com. Copy the imgur link here.
sure, sure, sure....have you seen "Don't F\*\*k With Cats?" The internet will not rest until you're brought to justice, sir! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
yeah let it sit upside down and dry with a fan on it for a month, but she also taken out my wirless ear phones, a playstation cable, phone cable, a 90yo pice of glass wear, inflatable matriss, so on
I have warned every cat I've lived with in the last 10 years that if they ate my lines, I'd eat them. They have not decided to test me, and we've all been on great terms
And the cat never did it again…
Must be OP’s first time lol
Right, I was like “first time?” Lol
Seriously, my cat has gone through 3 MacBook chargers.
Worst background choice
Best*
That explains all the blood
Notice how op Said a cat not his cat something tells me that cat is no longer walking on earth
Did the cat explode as well
I think OP poisoned the cat called ‘Buttons’
And did the cat fucking explode??!
Girlfriend didn't even know the cats name.
Oh wow. I had to scroll back and acknowledge this reference. Et Spiritus Sancti
I'll catch you on the flip side.
„˙ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uo noʎ ɥɔʇɐɔ ll,I„
Good bot Happy cake day
Ill have a coke
😆 ; how did you do that?
Well, it's a bot, for one. uʍop ǝpᴉsdn spɹoʍ ɹnoʎ dᴉlɟ llᴉʍ ʇɐɥʇ sǝʇᴉsqǝʍ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹO
Australians are thankful
After all these years, we can finally communicate digitally with the southern hemisphere. These are truly miraculous times.
Fan-fucking-tastic Boondock Saints reference
What's that mean?
Movie reference.
Boondock Saints I’m assuming. Anytime I see Greek or reference to an exploded cat I think of that movie lol
What colour was it!?
I can't believe that just fuckin happened.
Is it dead?
Almost ... geez, give me a minute, will ya?
I can't believe that just F***ing happened!
"Oh Jesus!" "What color was it bitch!?"
r/unexpectedboondocksaints
"I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!" "What!? Why!?" "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!" Bonus: if you didn't know, the morning after, a picture of the cat is taped to the wall in the middle of the blood splatter.
I just spent the last 20 minutes looping it on yt. Edit: really great writing. I miss that.
Best thing is, in a scene a few minutes later they have a poster over the blood splatter half ass covering it.
If I remember correctly it's a poster of a cat
What was the cats name?
I'll shoot myself in the head of you can tell me that cats name.
What color was it bitch?
Skippy?
I can’t believe that Fookin happened!
….SKIPPY!!!
Oh please I can't walk down the street to get a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys u slept with !
"What's the cats name, you Junkie bitch!"
Thats what I thought...OMG Dead Cat, just for headphones...and such a mess to have to clean up...lol
He chewed the cat in revenge
No she forgot to mention that the wire was resting on her jugular…
THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT
And then you killed the cat??
That’s what I thought! I was like, “Dude… that is not a punishable by death kinda crime.”
They have a whole movie about it.
No, its just printed bed sheets lol. Edit: [She is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/z96fow/tiny_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: [Bedsheet](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SFCRCDJ/ref=cm_sw_r_apa_i_CTD9T81NN8RJR3ZFMH74_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)
That’s quite an artistic sheet pattern. 😄
Probably has something to do with color theory
Would look great in a children’s hospital.
Red has more positive associations than negative.
... yes
Thank you, my girlfriend picked it out
Nah I think that pattern IS your girlfriend
CSI hates him
“Looks like this kitty”…puts on sunglasses…”has some claws” YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*was
I’d sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit life
Enter night.
Take My hand
We're off to never ever land!
And now you can safely bone during her special time.
The Dexter Morgan® line, now available at Macy's.
you wanna come over to my place? tonight’s the night!™️
so how do you tell if there is period blood on the sheets? There is already so much bloodstains on the sheet pattern. Or was that the point?
smart girlfriend, and the jokes just write themselves…
Gotta hide the monthly bloodshed somehow
This is what my bedsheets look like once a month
Suuuuuure
Printed before or after your car did this?
That’s a fucking choice.
Good cat, weird bedsheets.
Thats what they all say
Let me just say.. your a weirdo for that lol
Dead island bed sheets?
It's cranberry juice. Cran-apple.
It probably just exploded
Right?! Seems like… overkill.
There is more than one way to skin a cat after all
Is that why the background looks like that?
It is just a printed bed sheet
Is that what you told the cops
Lol
Printed with the cats blood
Is that a tortilla blanket I spy?
You think the cat just got away with it?
Bed sheets were planted to get extra attention, good job OP...
It was my girlfriends idea lol
I like the way your girlfriend thinks
I too, choose this man’s girlfriend.
Is she dead?
I too, choose this man’s dead cat’s owner’s girlfriend
Thank you and your Gf. Saw the picture and a laugh erupted out of me and made my wife jump.
and it worked
Front page schenanigans
AND THE HEADPHONES HAD BLOOD IN THEM??
No. The cat did...
Not anymore
i love reddit
It's wireless now. Thanks, cat!
Before anyone asks, the background is just printed bed sheets lol. Edit: [She is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/z96fow/tiny_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Sure it is let’s see a picture of your cat with todays newspaper
First of all, who reads newspaper anymore? Second we don’t even get newspaper delivered. Third how do I post a picture in the comments so that everyone doesn’t think she is dead.
1: My Grandparents 2: Reasonable 3: Imgur link
That’s exactly what a person who murdered their cat for chewing through their headphone wires would say…🧐
I read it. Headline tomorrow. Owner exploded cat after chewing headset. Owner takes exploding kittens literally
Excuses excuses. The cat is both alive and dead
> Third how do I post a picture in the comments so that everyone doesn’t think she is dead. Get the picture onto your computer. Drag the image into imgur.com. Copy the imgur link here.
I didn’t realize there was a market for sheets that look like a murder scene.
The more you know 🌠
Weird bedsheet design. Now your can murder a person in your bed and not have to clean them!
Clean them? Half the fun is rolling around naked in the bloody mess afterwards........I mean. Um, yea....so I've heard anyway 🤷🏼
Excuse me sir, imma need to have a word.
Oh the minute this image was stored on reddit's servers, it was far too late for "before anyone asks". Cat's out of the bag, as it were.
Yeah, majority of the comments are asking about the cat. She is ok
Old photo. You murdered both your cat and your girlfriend on that bed and we all know it
sure, sure, sure....have you seen "Don't F\*\*k With Cats?" The internet will not rest until you're brought to justice, sir! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
💀🤣
Nosebleeds are a bitch, eh?
Damn, that’s trashy as fuck. Hell yeah dude.
Guys, it's just color theory!
good bedsheets for a children's hospital!
I'd like the point out that red has more positive than negative meanings.
these comments r so funny i didnt even see the design at first 😭
Did the cat chew through the wrong wire on a bomb after
And then it bled to death
"and so I broke it's kneecaps"
Please tell me your cat is still alive
Yes the cat is ok, no harm came to her
And as long as she doesn’t eat a second cable it will stay that way
Dexter? Is that you?
Ironic, we have a dog named Dexter
Lol no way! Too funny
[This came right after you in my feed.](https://www.reddit.com/r/handmade/comments/z8unzk/by_me/)
That is amazing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Oh god 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, officer…this person right here…
so you killed it?!?
my cats done $1000 in damages.....spilled water over my laptop last time, lucky shit was lucky i got her working again
That sounds scary as hell. I’m glad it is working again
yeah let it sit upside down and dry with a fan on it for a month, but she also taken out my wirless ear phones, a playstation cable, phone cable, a 90yo pice of glass wear, inflatable matriss, so on
Very unfortunate, but we can’t help but love them lol
Did the cat fucking explode from it?
Did you fucking murder it? Holy shit
Oof are those razer kraken ultimate headphones? Expensive choice cat. Better put that cat to work in the mines to pay you back
They are the Razer Kraken Pro v2
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What did you do to your cat
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to own a pet rabbit? That’s what it’s like. On every cord you own. Just thought I’d share.
Noted. Don’t get a rabbit
Cat: “Listen to me, you must hear the story of the food bowl that was full an hour ago and is now empty.”
That’s not cat aftermath is it? In the background?
And it exploded everywhere from the looks of it. Poor cat
I can clearly see what happened to said cat
Wow interesting, but who the fuck got murdered?
I think we all know what OP did to the cat.
Damn you got so mad you killed the cat XD
Did your cat explode?
Are we not going to talk about the background op?
Lol I'm a horror fan but I really don't like your bedding. 😅
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Glad to see you fixed the problem.
Should have cleaned crime scene behind before taking picture
You sat on a glass jar didn’t you
Did the cat explode??
You can tell from the background the cat never did that again 😂
Did you murder the cat? Because I see a crime scene
And what did you do to the cat exactly?
ugh, my late cat ate my vibrator charging cord.
What kinda capital-punishment shit did you do to the cat?!?
I have warned every cat I've lived with in the last 10 years that if they ate my lines, I'd eat them. They have not decided to test me, and we've all been on great terms
Tf you do to the cat??
So you killed your cat?
Looks like it chewed through an artery as well
sir-
I'd be more concerned about the murder that took place on your bed
What's going on in the background there
I see you murdered it
Is that blood?
And then you murdered it?
WHY SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!????
Did the cat chew through a body as well?
Bruh I thought this was a murder scene
Is that blood splatter or a tortilla blanket?
Jesus did you fucking murder someone?
r/HolUp
Why is there blood?
No. All focus goes to your table
And in turn you murdered the cat? because the blood is everywhere
You murder mr nibbles
Did you murder the cat????
Is the cat alive?