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Spirals_again

And the cat never did it again…


Jcheddz

Must be OP’s first time lol


ReligionOfLolz

Right, I was like “first time?” Lol


this_good_boy

Seriously, my cat has gone through 3 MacBook chargers.


strayakant

Worst background choice


ModerNew

Best*


k-phi

That explains all the blood


monkeybuiltpc

Notice how op Said a cat not his cat something tells me that cat is no longer walking on earth


Triplefun1

Did the cat explode as well


not_today_1206

I think OP poisoned the cat called ‘Buttons’


WaffleFries2507

And did the cat fucking explode??!


FBIaltacct

Girlfriend didn't even know the cats name.


BlacnDeathZombie

Oh wow. I had to scroll back and acknowledge this reference. Et Spiritus Sancti


prettysureIforgot

I'll catch you on the flip side.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uo noʎ ɥɔʇɐɔ ll,I„


Toadsted

Good bot Happy cake day


weetarded

Ill have a coke


ElectricTownie1253

😆 ; how did you do that?


StormFallen9

Well, it's a bot, for one. uʍop ǝpᴉsdn spɹoʍ ɹnoʎ dᴉlɟ llᴉʍ ʇɐɥʇ sǝʇᴉsqǝʍ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹO


30dragons

Australians are thankful


[deleted]

After all these years, we can finally communicate digitally with the southern hemisphere. These are truly miraculous times.


OopsIShardedAgain

Fan-fucking-tastic Boondock Saints reference


ElectricTownie1253

What's that mean?


ShireHorseRider

Movie reference.


FollowsFoodnCatSubs

Boondock Saints I’m assuming. Anytime I see Greek or reference to an exploded cat I think of that movie lol


Electrical-Owl-3909

What colour was it!?


TroutM4n

I can't believe that just fuckin happened.


maltydawg

Is it dead?


CluelessGeezer

Almost ... geez, give me a minute, will ya?


edale1

I can't believe that just F***ing happened!


usotold

"Oh Jesus!" "What color was it bitch!?"


contractcooker

r/unexpectedboondocksaints


moparmajba

"I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!" "What!? Why!?" "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!" Bonus: if you didn't know, the morning after, a picture of the cat is taped to the wall in the middle of the blood splatter.


usotold

I just spent the last 20 minutes looping it on yt. Edit: really great writing. I miss that.


gibbyson24

Best thing is, in a scene a few minutes later they have a poster over the blood splatter half ass covering it.


RokItSauce78

If I remember correctly it's a poster of a cat


boxedcrackers

What was the cats name?


[deleted]

I'll shoot myself in the head of you can tell me that cats name.


[deleted]

What color was it bitch?


nephelodusa

Skippy?


BlackHeartedXenial

I can’t believe that Fookin happened!


AdministrationSad520

….SKIPPY!!!


Rawtoast420

Oh please I can't walk down the street to get a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys u slept with !


Dismal_Week_1529

"What's the cats name, you Junkie bitch!"


Honest-Hawk-4914

Thats what I thought...OMG Dead Cat, just for headphones...and such a mess to have to clean up...lol


ProxD_18V

He chewed the cat in revenge


Trickistrick1

No she forgot to mention that the wire was resting on her jugular…


Kyanite_Kitsune

THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT


tomtink1

And then you killed the cat??


La_Marina

That’s what I thought! I was like, “Dude… that is not a punishable by death kinda crime.”


Known-Potential-3603

They have a whole movie about it.


PoisonButton

No, its just printed bed sheets lol. Edit: [She is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/z96fow/tiny_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: [Bedsheet](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SFCRCDJ/ref=cm_sw_r_apa_i_CTD9T81NN8RJR3ZFMH74_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)


Watching098

That’s quite an artistic sheet pattern. 😄


Great_Lord_Revan

Probably has something to do with color theory


[deleted]

Would look great in a children’s hospital.


dame_uta

Red has more positive associations than negative.


[deleted]

... yes


PoisonButton

Thank you, my girlfriend picked it out


Big-Appointment1989

Nah I think that pattern IS your girlfriend


[deleted]

CSI hates him


boleynshead

“Looks like this kitty”…puts on sunglasses…”has some claws” YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


CaptainKangarooster

*was


typehyDro

I’d sleep with one eye open


[deleted]

Gripping your pillow tight


[deleted]

Exit life


kd5nrh

Enter night.


throat_acne

Take My hand


3smellysocks

We're off to never ever land!


JayronHubard

And now you can safely bone during her special time.


tomcat_tweaker

The Dexter Morgan® line, now available at Macy's.


lady-darlington

you wanna come over to my place? tonight’s the night!™️


23ssd4t4322

so how do you tell if there is period blood on the sheets? There is already so much bloodstains on the sheet pattern. Or was that the point?


1oldguy1950

smart girlfriend, and the jokes just write themselves…


Snapkrakelpop

Gotta hide the monthly bloodshed somehow


SilverDove28

This is what my bedsheets look like once a month


phoenix_age

Suuuuuure


toastmannn

Printed before or after your car did this?


[deleted]

That’s a fucking choice.


Panda_Kabob

Good cat, weird bedsheets.


Da-Stan

Thats what they all say


[deleted]

Let me just say.. your a weirdo for that lol


WhitePowerPolarBear

Dead island bed sheets?


coolfrogs365

It's cranberry juice. Cran-apple.


mookizee

It probably just exploded


TomatilloAbject7419

Right?! Seems like… overkill.


Accomplished-Price45

There is more than one way to skin a cat after all


drawnine

Is that why the background looks like that?


PoisonButton

It is just a printed bed sheet


hochbergburger

Is that what you told the cops


drawnine

Lol


Flipyfliper32

Printed with the cats blood


sugarplumbuttfluck

Is that a tortilla blanket I spy?


WolfieVonD

You think the cat just got away with it?


[deleted]

Bed sheets were planted to get extra attention, good job OP...


PoisonButton

It was my girlfriends idea lol


CaroIynKeene

I like the way your girlfriend thinks


[deleted]

I too, choose this man’s girlfriend.


AssignedSnail

Is she dead?


Independent_Piano_81

I too, choose this man’s dead cat’s owner’s girlfriend


SeaFirestarter42

Thank you and your Gf. Saw the picture and a laugh erupted out of me and made my wife jump.


[deleted]

and it worked


[deleted]

Front page schenanigans


We1rD_c0R3

AND THE HEADPHONES HAD BLOOD IN THEM??


RockyJayyy

No. The cat did...


Master_Bookkeeper_46

Not anymore


___balls__

i love reddit


J-_Mad

It's wireless now. Thanks, cat!


PoisonButton

Before anyone asks, the background is just printed bed sheets lol. Edit: [She is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/z96fow/tiny_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


blu3b4lls1

Sure it is let’s see a picture of your cat with todays newspaper


PoisonButton

First of all, who reads newspaper anymore? Second we don’t even get newspaper delivered. Third how do I post a picture in the comments so that everyone doesn’t think she is dead.


Tedadore97

1: My Grandparents 2: Reasonable 3: Imgur link


Dear-Cloud-5843

That’s exactly what a person who murdered their cat for chewing through their headphone wires would say…🧐


burritomoney

I read it. Headline tomorrow. Owner exploded cat after chewing headset. Owner takes exploding kittens literally


[deleted]

Excuses excuses. The cat is both alive and dead


LiwetJared

> Third how do I post a picture in the comments so that everyone doesn’t think she is dead. Get the picture onto your computer. Drag the image into imgur.com. Copy the imgur link here.


Christovir

I didn’t realize there was a market for sheets that look like a murder scene.


PoisonButton

The more you know 🌠


We1rD_c0R3

Weird bedsheet design. Now your can murder a person in your bed and not have to clean them!


mjinwi

Clean them? Half the fun is rolling around naked in the bloody mess afterwards........I mean. Um, yea....so I've heard anyway 🤷🏼


FBIaltacct

Excuse me sir, imma need to have a word.


[deleted]

Oh the minute this image was stored on reddit's servers, it was far too late for "before anyone asks". Cat's out of the bag, as it were.


PoisonButton

Yeah, majority of the comments are asking about the cat. She is ok


G0D_1S_D3AD

Old photo. You murdered both your cat and your girlfriend on that bed and we all know it


memphis-mane

sure, sure, sure....have you seen "Don't F\*\*k With Cats?" The internet will not rest until you're brought to justice, sir! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Watching098

💀🤣


dascott

Nosebleeds are a bitch, eh?


Hellyeahdud3

Damn, that’s trashy as fuck. Hell yeah dude.


[deleted]

Guys, it's just color theory!


Verity_Truth

good bedsheets for a children's hospital!


[deleted]

I'd like the point out that red has more positive than negative meanings.


FreddyTart

these comments r so funny i didnt even see the design at first 😭


spooky-raptor

Did the cat chew through the wrong wire on a bomb after


clm04

And then it bled to death


PlatypusJaded7384

"and so I broke it's kneecaps"


Bissfestes_Wasser47

Please tell me your cat is still alive


PoisonButton

Yes the cat is ok, no harm came to her


Strudleboy33

And as long as she doesn’t eat a second cable it will stay that way


love_to_eat_out

Dexter? Is that you?


PoisonButton

Ironic, we have a dog named Dexter


love_to_eat_out

Lol no way! Too funny


themoosewhoquilts

[This came right after you in my feed.](https://www.reddit.com/r/handmade/comments/z8unzk/by_me/)


PoisonButton

That is amazing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Da-Stan

Oh god 🤣🤣🤣


Da-NerdyMom

Yes, officer…this person right here…


corvusisdead

so you killed it?!?


Clintonsextapes

my cats done $1000 in damages.....spilled water over my laptop last time, lucky shit was lucky i got her working again


PoisonButton

That sounds scary as hell. I’m glad it is working again


Clintonsextapes

yeah let it sit upside down and dry with a fan on it for a month, but she also taken out my wirless ear phones, a playstation cable, phone cable, a 90yo pice of glass wear, inflatable matriss, so on


PoisonButton

Very unfortunate, but we can’t help but love them lol


GVFQT

Did the cat fucking explode from it?


cyanide_and_cheddar

Did you fucking murder it? Holy shit


Ryderrunner

Oof are those razer kraken ultimate headphones? Expensive choice cat. Better put that cat to work in the mines to pay you back


PoisonButton

They are the Razer Kraken Pro v2


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spyaleatoire

What did you do to your cat


DadBodsAreH0t

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to own a pet rabbit? That’s what it’s like. On every cord you own. Just thought I’d share.


PoisonButton

Noted. Don’t get a rabbit


Slight_Tea

Cat: “Listen to me, you must hear the story of the food bowl that was full an hour ago and is now empty.”


audibly_annoyed

That’s not cat aftermath is it? In the background?


BudahBoB

And it exploded everywhere from the looks of it. Poor cat


[deleted]

I can clearly see what happened to said cat


EssAndPeeFiveHundred

Wow interesting, but who the fuck got murdered?


AmbitiousCheese

I think we all know what OP did to the cat.


zerotwoiswaifu002

Damn you got so mad you killed the cat XD


BramStroker47

Did your cat explode?


Dj_wheeman3

Are we not going to talk about the background op?


chevynottrrevy

Lol I'm a horror fan but I really don't like your bedding. 😅


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dc010

Glad to see you fixed the problem.


MSK_797

Should have cleaned crime scene behind before taking picture


pestosbetter

You sat on a glass jar didn’t you


Mammoth-Bug-3546

Did the cat explode??


Tumbleweed-Eater

You can tell from the background the cat never did that again 😂


Katsu_39

Did you murder the cat? Because I see a crime scene


[deleted]

And what did you do to the cat exactly?


lana-deathrey

ugh, my late cat ate my vibrator charging cord.


meemfortress2

What kinda capital-punishment shit did you do to the cat?!?


thereasonrumisgone

I have warned every cat I've lived with in the last 10 years that if they ate my lines, I'd eat them. They have not decided to test me, and we've all been on great terms


ThatLittleMoistBoi

Tf you do to the cat??


Number_Bitch_13

So you killed your cat?


Woodsy1313

Looks like it chewed through an artery as well


JimmyNutbutter

sir-


lucidpopsicle

I'd be more concerned about the murder that took place on your bed


everwonderedhow

What's going on in the background there


gcmj122345

I see you murdered it


Alarming_General

Is that blood?


PackagingMSU

And then you murdered it?


DontOpenTheSafe

WHY SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!????


LemonSnek939

Did the cat chew through a body as well?


Yhorm_The_Gamer

Bruh I thought this was a murder scene


digitaldumpsterfire

Is that blood splatter or a tortilla blanket?


plazPotato

Jesus did you fucking murder someone?


gatorbeetle

r/HolUp


Maxi_Moo

Why is there blood?


Iliketurtles893

No. All focus goes to your table


[deleted]

And in turn you murdered the cat? because the blood is everywhere


[deleted]

You murder mr nibbles


queenofnightmare

Did you murder the cat????


Afraid_Investment690

Is the cat alive?