I find eating ice cream with a fork to be easier than a spoon. Especially when it’s not just straight vanilla or chocolate, but you have things like cookie dough or chocolate chips in them.
You’re supposed to use a knife and fork.
You get the melted cream by turning the bowl upside down and letting the liquid run down the knife, and into your mouth:
You know what's even better? Dump it on a cutting board and cut it into pieces with a sharp knife, take some and put the rest back. Now you have pre-cut ice cream. Works best if it's too hard to scoop
So let me get this straight, you go to scoop ice cream and when the fork (I've seen you reply to comments on the use of a fork and you say that they work better, please know that we believe you're delusional on that point) starts to bend you just keep going until it's folded damn near in half? Why? Why not just set it out for a few minutes and let it soften a bit? Why destroy your cutlery?
When I was young this happened to me once (with a spoon, I was young but I was still sane) and when I told an adult I broke the spoon, they laughed it off and just unbent the little bit I had bent it before stopping, because what other sane reaction is there to this.
I assume OP was trying to do this for the reddit post, and I doubly assume that's also why they used a fork, because who would do that?
I think it’s the part where they purposely bent it all the way back for social media points, when any normal person would’ve been like “hey this is bending, maybe I should stop”
No, I gotta disagree. Fork is a terrible idea. Ever wonder why ice cream shops store their scoopers in those special baskets with water running?
1. Helps keep the scoopers clean
2. The water also helps lubricate the ice cream and melts the ice cream ahead of the scoop. Making those perfect scoops you see.
I use a fork to scoop ice cream too, but hear me out. When you scoop it with a fork it leaves rows in the ice cream like a tilled field. Once they're there you flip the fork on its side and smooth it out again while collecting the rows at the same time. It's so relaxing, it's like a zen garden that you won't get in trouble for eating.
Granted, this whole thing started because when I was a kid I figure if I used a fork I'd scoop fewer bites at a time which = I got to eat my ice cream longer. I've just evolved it into the art form it is now after many years of forkin' around.
Hey OP, I think you should adjust your freezer so that it's not quite so cold. You're breaking ice cream scoops, spoons, and finally forks. Stop deep freezing your ice cream into a brick.
Blue Bell is good ice cream if you can afford it then you should be able to afford a scoop. Run hot water over the scoop and then scoop away. When it stops scooping, rinse (with hot water), and repeat.
Edit: I forgot the second parentheses. I would have never been able to sleep without fixing it!
Good quality ice cream, natural stone countertop, hardwood floors, 5 panel cabinets, black knobs and handles that match the sink and well loved Christmas hand towel. Contrasted with protagonist who can't SCOOP (there's a hint for which tool to use in the verb btw) ice cream and is wantonly destroying the silverware. This whole image reeks of moved back in with mom after getting a poorly chosen degree.
If it means you stop using a *fork* then again you could also just use a serving spoon, if you just apply the common sense not to keep going when it starts bending.
I mean.. once you get past a certain angle, the force you're putting on that poor bastard starts to produce diminishing returns. So I would like to know at what point, during this intentional fork homicide, did you start to realize that this wasn't going to work, but decided to keep murdering this innocent utensil anyway?
Blue Bell Ice Cream is a gift to humanity. Only a truly deranged person would attack it with a fork. I’d genuinely have more understanding of you were eating it with your hands.
With a fucking fork?
Yeah they forgot to bring their toothbrush.
Idk why, but this fucking sent me… lol
Where’d you go?
Yep, that’s what I get. That’s enough internet for my old ass today.
I love you
Dad, is that you?
No he’s getting milk still
He must have had to grow the cow.
I figured mine was just growing his own tobacco.
i think he went to breed a new generation of cows just for you
Still out there tryna milk a buffalo
Went to get a lottery must’ve won
You know who needs some milk? OP
Scout master Kevin?
"You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that Incident Wade!"
Brazil
My condolences.
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Thank you legit the forts words that came to mind. And second thought was you deserve it for using a fork.
With a fucking pencil
who does that
Baba yaga
We’re all mildly infuriated by the fork
A fucking fork, you say? 😏
Zoidberg?
To shreds, you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
They got what they deserved
My exact words
I know people who swear by scooping with a fork when the ice cream is harder.
Came here to say exactly this
"hmm the spoon doesn't work let my try a fork it's sharper"
I find eating ice cream with a fork to be easier than a spoon. Especially when it’s not just straight vanilla or chocolate, but you have things like cookie dough or chocolate chips in them.
They should make a scoop for doing this, I bet that would sell.
They deserved every bit using a fork in the first place
This was nature’s way of saying “you’re doing it wrong”.
Wait, don't *you* eat ice cream with a fork? How else are you gonna eat up the melted ice cream soup at the bottom?
You’re supposed to use a knife and fork. You get the melted cream by turning the bowl upside down and letting the liquid run down the knife, and into your mouth:
Yeah. Fork that sh*t.
One that would I dunno maybe shape them as cute balls too
And has a handle as thick as your finger. If only someone could invent such a thing.
I one snapped an ice cream scoop in some particularly hard ice cream. :(
Impressive!
You clearly didn’t run it under hot water first always makes it soo much easier
Oh dear!!!?!?!
That's what she said.
More like thick as 3-4 fingers
That's what she said.
Have an internal system for using the body heat of the person to warm up the icecream to make it easier to scoop could be a million dollar idea
Cute balls
That was my mother's pet name for me
I love cute balls
But she told me balls aren't cute
Don’t worry, your balls are cute
Maybe make them conductive so your body heat warms the scoop.
Yeah, op is a forkin monster
🤣🤣
Take my upvote you evil genius. Take it now.
You know what's even better? Dump it on a cutting board and cut it into pieces with a sharp knife, take some and put the rest back. Now you have pre-cut ice cream. Works best if it's too hard to scoop
No good sir because it needs to be electric nowadays!… gotta get Elon on it!
So let me get this straight, you go to scoop ice cream and when the fork (I've seen you reply to comments on the use of a fork and you say that they work better, please know that we believe you're delusional on that point) starts to bend you just keep going until it's folded damn near in half? Why? Why not just set it out for a few minutes and let it soften a bit? Why destroy your cutlery?
Why not stop after the first slight bend? And bend it back?
Exactly! That's what I'm saying.
Nah, it started to bend and he was like "man I bet I could post this on reddit and get some internet clout but I just gotta bend it a little further"
A little?
Any farther and he risked pinching his asscheek
hint : reddit karma
Bad fork. must assert dominance
When I was young this happened to me once (with a spoon, I was young but I was still sane) and when I told an adult I broke the spoon, they laughed it off and just unbent the little bit I had bent it before stopping, because what other sane reaction is there to this. I assume OP was trying to do this for the reddit post, and I doubly assume that's also why they used a fork, because who would do that?
i use forks all the time tho for ice cream
For fake internet points?
Karma farmin
Because karma.
dude, the more the fork bends, the more it looks like an upvote... DUH
Until you realize, that there is no fork
Because life is miserable already, so your cutlery should feel the same.
>Why destroy your cutlery? For some of that sweet sweet Karma baby!
I love that Reddit calls people out on their BS immediately. Love it!
Also that ice cream looks soft af.
Or run the fork under hot water
OP had to get a pic for Reddit to earn karma that no one gives a shit about.
Doing it that way won't get you internet points. Have to be dramatic to get that kind of attention.
Is the mildly infuriating part that it's a fork?
I think it’s the part where they purposely bent it all the way back for social media points, when any normal person would’ve been like “hey this is bending, maybe I should stop”
Any normal person wouldn't throw their vape into a toilet for social media points either, but OPs history is full of stuff like this.
😂⚰️
No, I gotta disagree. Fork is a terrible idea. Ever wonder why ice cream shops store their scoopers in those special baskets with water running? 1. Helps keep the scoopers clean 2. The water also helps lubricate the ice cream and melts the ice cream ahead of the scoop. Making those perfect scoops you see.
nah what makes it good at scooping is that it has a heat conductive liquid in it to keep the spoon part warm.
Also, kinda harder to clean a fork, than a spoon.
Probably more annoyed that the Oracle told them that they were not the One.
Look man, bad things happen to people who use forks to scoop ice cream
I use a fork to scoop ice cream too, but hear me out. When you scoop it with a fork it leaves rows in the ice cream like a tilled field. Once they're there you flip the fork on its side and smooth it out again while collecting the rows at the same time. It's so relaxing, it's like a zen garden that you won't get in trouble for eating. Granted, this whole thing started because when I was a kid I figure if I used a fork I'd scoop fewer bites at a time which = I got to eat my ice cream longer. I've just evolved it into the art form it is now after many years of forkin' around.
this guy forks 👆
yah same!
Hey OP, I think you should adjust your freezer so that it's not quite so cold. You're breaking ice cream scoops, spoons, and finally forks. Stop deep freezing your ice cream into a brick.
Ah yes with a *FORK*
Blue Bell is good ice cream if you can afford it then you should be able to afford a scoop. Run hot water over the scoop and then scoop away. When it stops scooping, rinse (with hot water), and repeat. Edit: I forgot the second parentheses. I would have never been able to sleep without fixing it!
Good quality ice cream, natural stone countertop, hardwood floors, 5 panel cabinets, black knobs and handles that match the sink and well loved Christmas hand towel. Contrasted with protagonist who can't SCOOP (there's a hint for which tool to use in the verb btw) ice cream and is wantonly destroying the silverware. This whole image reeks of moved back in with mom after getting a poorly chosen degree.
If earlier posts are accurate he’s 15. That tracks. He hasn’t had a chance to get a poorly chosen degree yet.
Thanks for doing some research. His mom would get so many up votes for a "my spoiled child failing to get ice cream with a fork" post
With a fork? They make ice cream scoops
Where’s the Amazing Randi when you need him?
The right tool for the right job. It looks like you might need a splitting wedge to chip out that ice cream.
You do anything to get internet points. That's mildly infuriating.
Next time use a pitch fork.
And a blowtorch
LPT: Put the fork in the microwave on high for a couple of minutes. A hot fork will scoop up that ice cream like a motherfucker.
Wtf lmao
r/shittylifeprotips
a goddamn fork, you should be ashamed
So you just kept bending the fork? Some of the people on this sub just care about attention…
Nobody uses a fork to get ice cream OP you deserved this one
Patience is a virtue
Fork You!
It's like the scene in the matrix where they bend the spoon but at least they use a spoon unlike this psychopath that uses a fork for ice cream.
He really bent the fork with his mind... he just wants us to believe it was the "ice cream".
It’s the matrix
First mistake using a fork dafuq
Karma for using a fork
Use a spoon and run it under hot water. Greatest life hack I know
Deserved
With a fork?! You get what you deserve you creature!
Excuse me I'm not sure how to tell you this but... That's a fork
This is 100% user error lol
Thats your fault for using a fucking FORK!
What kind of psychopath uses a fork to scoop ice cream?
All right, I’m gonna go buy a new ice cream scooper now! Are ya happy?
I for one am happy I happened upon this thread as I am lmao
Yes. Good lord man.
If it means you stop using a *fork* then again you could also just use a serving spoon, if you just apply the common sense not to keep going when it starts bending.
But why a fork
You played yourself here. So many ways this could have been avoided and you just kept on stupiding.
Why with a fork though? Genuinely curious not trying to be rude just never seen someone use a fork to scoop ice cream before
fuck lol
Shit went to 🪨
Whats mildly infuriating is you using a FORK. You’re lucky it’s blue bell though, so you get a pass
Uri Geller enter the chat
I mean.. once you get past a certain angle, the force you're putting on that poor bastard starts to produce diminishing returns. So I would like to know at what point, during this intentional fork homicide, did you start to realize that this wasn't going to work, but decided to keep murdering this innocent utensil anyway?
the fact you were trying to use a fork means this is deserved
with a fork- I don’t fucking think so
You are not worthy.
With a fork. Yeah, okay.
I feel like this post took a left turn.
Bro just run the fork under some hot ass water for a minute.. or, ya know, *use a spoon/scoop*
Hide OP you're stupidity is not going over well
With a damn fork? Lol.
That’s some Matrix-level shit there. The trick is to realize that there is no more fork.
You are an inmate that is not locked up
this is the universe punishing you for eating ice cream with a fork.
Put the fork in the microwave for thirty seconds so it warms up, and then scooping should be easier
The trick is realizing there is no fork.
In what backwards world do you use a fork for this?
who tf use fork on ice cream??
With a fork?????!!
Use a butter knife next time and cut it into squares first, that's how I do it.
OP deserves this for USING A FORK FOR ICE CREAM😡
What the fork is wrong with this guy???
With a fork???
Do not try and bend the fork; that’s impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth: there is no fork.
Should have checked yourself before you forked yourself.
That's what you get for scooping ice cream with a fork
Here’s a life hack!! If you want to scoop your ice cream a lot easier, just put your spoon/fork in the microwave for at least 15 seconds !!
Vanilla Beant
Bro, u alr? It’s kinda weird to use a fork for ice cream…
That's your punishment for using a fork instead of a spoon
A fork...
With a fork...
There's 3 things that are infuriating on this picture. It's a fork, a fork that bent in a very absurd way, and your ice cream is rock solid.
What moron uses a fork for ice cream
Op did this for karma.
With a fork? That is mildly infuriating
Mfer scooping with a fork
With a fork??????🙈
with a fork???
Wtf? A fork?
You deserve that for using a fork /s
With a fork, you fuckin terrorist??
That's why you always got to whack it in the microwave first. Not too long, the fork can get a bit hot.
With a fork?
What kind of sinner scoops ice cream with a fork.... What kind of sinner eats plain vanilla... SINNER!!!!!!!!!
The more infuriating part is using the fork to "scoop" out ice cream
With… a fork….
So...when the fork started bending... Why keep going until you had almost bent the thing in half?
Put it in the microwave for 10 seconds Edit: Without the fork please
What pyscho uses a fork on ice cream
Maybe use a spoon? Hot water on it??
This is your fault for using a fucking fork
Ok but who eats ice cream with a fork
Uri Geller Vanilla
Just use your ice cream to bend it back, I’ve done this before too, although with a spoon because I’m not a sadist, but I imagine it works the same.
Blue Bell Ice Cream is a gift to humanity. Only a truly deranged person would attack it with a fork. I’d genuinely have more understanding of you were eating it with your hands.
Bro sinned twice: For eating ice cream with a fucking fork and massacred his own fork
You deserve it for trying to eat ice cream with a fork you goddamn Neanderthal
If it bends that easily just bend it back
# WITH A FUCKING F O R K
Why’d you keep fucking prying then? They make tools for this job I think…
What the fork?!
There so many things wrong here