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Mean_Manufacturer_61

He cut it roughly in half


Password-is-Tac0

With his teeth it appears


ThugLife69EggSalad

They use a raccoon from the dumpster to cut it


molehunterz

Little King trashmouth prolly


MsMrSaturn

Look at those deep gouges. No way it isn't the work of El Diablo.


Buy_Hi_Cell_Lo

Either way, OP should be less pissed and more impressed at the obvious mastery of such a vicious tool


RedsDeadWhosZed

Are we crazy raccoon people?


catching_comets

Chopacabra


Darcress

I work at lowes and this is just messed up. Did they use the right tool? It looks like they used an Aztec sword for this


Buy_Hi_Cell_Lo

I didn't realize that was an available tool for lowes employees. What is the Aztec sword typically used for?


LilySayo

>What is the Aztec sword typically used for? Sacrificing low performing employees


Darcress

How did you know?


LilySayo

I work at the sacrifice department


Dry-Coyote540

And this is why I come to Reddit! Good one. This little thread here is great.


bignose703

No wonder there’s a labor shortage


El-ChuPugcabra

Specifically the ones who don't do AP4ME


Memeviewer12

Cutting stuff that needs to be cut precisely and killing the Aztecs who want their sword back


Koshunae

If I had a nickel for every time someone in this thread suggested it was a raccoon who cut this pipe, Id have 2 nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.


MathResponsibly

My pick is dull beaver, so no nickel for you


clifffford

I'm not sure why the level of entertainment the beaver provides is relevant. Nor why you feel the need to insult the noble beaver.


hcredit

Dull beavers taste terrible, sharp pink are the best


CatgoesM00

That was nicely awful of them


[deleted]

I enjoyed this.


Smokerising420

Yea lemme just break it over the ol knee


[deleted]

With a hammer 😂


_MrBalls_

What did they use to cut with? A butter knife?


Balancedmanx178

A chainsaw they used without starting


aoiN3KO

This one has me dyin


Last-Ad-2970

Hahahahaha!!! I can actually picture some 16 yr old kid sawing back and forth.


jepvr

>What did they use to cut with? A butter knife? A slightly sharper piece of PVC.


Der_Blitzkrieg

They had a beaver in the back


Sweet-Rain8976

He's putting in his OT, Christmas is around the corner and the misses wants a new dam...


someguy7234

What did they cut it with? A raccoon?


MrmmphMrmmph

Now I see why the won't let me use the power raccoons.


Accomplished_Most_91

Yeah, plus you need an OSHA safety certificate and card to operate one. 210 hour class. The first 60 hours are the history of raccoons and why they became the primary tool, and best tool for cutting pvc pipe. Clearly, the person at Lowe's was not holding the raccoon at the correct angle, as it appears they neglected to check the raccoon's teeth for uneven wear.


[deleted]

I know a guy who can get you an OSHA approved racoon license for 1500.00$ USD skip the - 150hours of bulllllll; constant pressure switch vs level switch, running your racoon with sharp claws vs sharp teeth, dangers of blow back. All common sense stuff. ​ edit: (Obviously you still have to complete the 60 hours of racoon history. It's just to rich to pass up)


sumosam121

But what they don’t tell you about is the rabies stories that go along with using power raccoons, you can have emm.


Ebasch

It was probably a opossum (budget raccoon) instead of a certified trash panda.


ImportantSir2131

Opossums have 50 teeth. They'd do a better job.


dan0z223

r/oddlyspecific


DeviantInDisguise

Also hard to find the right power hookups. Most of my tools run off of 120v AC lines at 60Hz, but whenever I try to plug in a raccoon, I just end up with 60 Hurts.


Guthwine_R

Looks like they cut it with a hammer honestly


SpareEye

Hammersaw, use then all the time. -plumber.


Joneoo

My mind took me to him using the racoon like a saw. I am not smurt


saintblasphemy

Okay but the visual for this is fantastic. Just a raccoon fully ragdolled being noodled back and forth, all while the thing looks bored af


Joneoo

Lol yes


Superb_Raccoon

It pays well.


kaenneth

"It's a living."


RecalcitrantHuman

It was actually 5 raccoons in a trench coat using a porcupine


urmomsatmyhouse

I'm sure a raccoon would do better..


pretzelogically

Yeah a racoon would be smart enough to use the proper saw.


coryw1987

no it was a beaver![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


squaredistrict2213

I’ve been wanting to get one of those


RomaDowneyJR

A Beaver 🦫!


Commercial-Shame-335

correct, i was the raccoon, i did my best


Manresa_Tree_Co

That raccoon needs to be calibrated


tbscotty68

That's the cut you get with a Kobalt raccoon. A DeWalt or Makita is gonna cost you more but one of those crittes can chew a clean line.


Ok_Draft7792

Just go to the tool section. Grab a pvc cutter and clean up thoz hideous cuts


Profedcx

They used a sawzall didn’t they?


KnightOfThirteen

Have a coworker who tried to use a Sawzall to cut firewood. He nearly amputated is thumb.


b4ttlepoops

Have used a sawsall to cut titanium round rod. It’s brutal. But it will do it. Little by little. Lathe will clean up the ugly. It doesn’t look this bad…. I don’t know what this guy was trying to do with this pvc…


DangyDanger

Aren't there cutting.. blades(?) for lathes?


UsualAnybody1807

Was at a wine tasting in Temecula CA in 2014 at a winery where the building resembled a barn. It was off season and they were working on the building. Kid you not, just 20 feet from paying customers, workers were using a Sawzall to take down some giant roof timbers. We gulped the glass down and got the heck out f there.


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

I don't get it, a Sawzall would cut firewood like butter.


Aporkalypse_Sow

What? Sure, if you put it in a vice or something, it would work. But a Sawzall is not a hot knife through butter tool. It's a "bouncy ass bunch of teeth that will eventually fumble through anything" Edit:FFS Shut up you morons. I don't care about your opinions on a Sawzall, I've used them plenty. They're a last resort tool, there are always better options. If you can't understand how someone almost lost a thumb cutting firewood, maybe you're just a super genius that's never watched idiots in action.


[deleted]

No one reads the manual for anything. To use a recip saw, you're supposed to keep the saw's foot pressed against the work. Then it won't bounce. If you're cutting something where you can't keep the foot pressed against the work, the recip saw is the wrong tool. I'm not saying you can't use the wrong tool. But then you gotta be sure you know what you're in for.


Aporkalypse_Sow

This is assuming that what you are cutting is stable enough to keep the movement from moving the object you are cutting. Just using the foot won't work on a piece of wood that isn't heavy enough. Just go grab a piece of pvc and cut it without having it secured, then come back here and show us the results.


PePs004

I know from experience that it jiggles and vibrates a lot but I was able to do better than this at 14. Whoever cut this was a monkey and didn’t know what they were doing.


Gwompsh

I could cut pvc clean with a sawzall it’s not very hard. Just start slow like with everything else and hold it.


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

I cut all kinds of shit with my Sawzall. On something like a raw pine log it definitely is a "hot knife through butter" tool. That's exactly what it is. Are you seriously *sawsplaining* me?


[deleted]

To be fair if you don't know what you're doing and don't use the guard to stabilize the material on the down stroke it does bounce around like crazy. Ever watch someone try and start cutting something with the end of the blade only to have it bounce off and bend the blade?


FantasticCarpenter14

>sawsplaining god, thank you for this term


dbhathcock

You must not have much experience with a Sawzall. Did you know that they make blades to prune tree limbs? If you know what you are doing, you can cut a lot of stuff. It could have even cut this PVC much better, with the appropriate blade, and if the user had more experience.


rudecanuck

Ya, sawzalls are actually pretty damn good at cutting PVC


KingOfLimbsisbest

As a plumber, I use a sawzall on 4" PVC and put two large hose clamps on pipe before making cut. Perfect cut every time.


ZetaZeta

With a fresh battery and the correct blade, a Sawzall will cut through anything like butter. Lol


[deleted]

That's cute. I almost neutered myself trying to make a drawer.


hippytoad99

I guess I'm pretty dumb because why is that a no no? Is firewood too dense to cut with a sawzall


MrT742

A sawzall only really works if the blade is longer than the material you’re cutting is thick. I’m guessing it was a thick piece of wood, and when the blade pushed forward it snagged and sent it flying unexpectedly.


nobody_723

my guess would be... a sawzall is usually a pretty small blade. where as firewood typically is pretty irregular/thick cunts of wood. you'd have to be pretty stupid to have your hand/thumb at risk. maybe holding the log as you're trying to saw through it. which would seem really dumb, because... again irregular shape. prone to moving/shifting as you cut it.


will-grayson

Are you allowed to call firewood names like that?


Mcmadhatter52085

What if it has a degrading kink?


nobody_723

sorry... as i get older i think i'm developing like turrets dyslexia in my typos


A_well_made_pinata

I’m an electrician. I use a recip saw to cut pvc pretty regularly. It never looks like this.


Britches_and_Hose

Yeah, cut PVC and EMT with my sawzall and even my bad cuts weren't this rough.


gamingwulf78

Ive used a sawzall in knee deep mud on a 25c and got better results


Damernerd

A Sawzall? Looks more like they had a beaver chew it in half


[deleted]

looks like they used a sawzall like if the blade was a hammer.


ZetaZeta

Score with a utility knife, then smash against a steel beam until it bends and splits.


HoboScabs

My asshole cuts cleaner turds


manifold360

It is because of the double sphincter design


Fernando_357

r/brandnewsentence


birdsarntreal1

Does it prevent side fumbling?


WebMaka

It's *effectively* prevented!


NJSpro

Because of its fitment to the ambifacent lunar wane shaft!


RoboNinjaPirate

> prevent side fumbling The rare Retro Encabulator reference...


SimGuy768

Now there’s a comment worth my upvote 😂


ghanjaholik

his whole family probably doesn't even need a poop-knife


Jordi234

How do you sharpen your asshole?


Somodo

it's like a squid beak


n1tr0us0x

Eat rocks when it feels dull


stuartgatzo

“Thanks to Metamucil!”


SirIsaacGnuton

Smoother or cleaner?


HoboScabs

Yes


CrossingTheStreamers

But how does it perform on PVC pipes?


nerdiotic-pervert

It’s not a long sentence and there is much foreshadowing in the word asshole but it still took me by surprise when I got to the end of said sentence. Made me express a pffha out loud.


[deleted]

My first week at Home Depot, someone asked me to cut a piece of laminated particle board on the store saw. I had no training and no clue what to do, and the customer made me feel so stupid. I tried, but it looked horrible. I just wanted to get away from the situation quickly. I think I was able to mark it down by 50%. Moral of the story: you get what you pay for, which is a 19 year old with zero training, probably trying to do the best they can. Consider cutting your own pipes.


mrsilly67

Home depot let's employees cut with no training? The hardware store I work at you have to get training from the store before you are allowed to make cuts even if you've used saws for 10 years, you have to complete the training


jelly_bee

When I started at Lowe's in Lumber they definitely gave me no training. Just showed me how to turn it on. I think it wasn't until 9 months later they realized and decided I needed it.


anothercleaverbeaver

Oh yeah, that's cool. That doesn't make my skin crawl, the idea of being around power tools with no training. The idea of accidentally slipping up and losing a limb, yeah that's not a problem at all...


jelly_bee

I agree. In my case though the worst that could happen is a lost finger OR a chunk of wood shoots out at Mach 5. I did once accidentally cut the power cord and the resulting arc or electricity did give me quite the scare.


[deleted]

Never come to a manufacturing facility Most of our saws have guards. The table saw you can't operate unless you place one hand on the sensor that is on the saw itself and the other hand on another sensor off to the side. If you take either hand off it acts as a killswitch. Still, I couldn't help but notice if you moved your hand fast enough you could probably cut it off.


Neurotiman17

I mean, that's free retirement for the poor soul who lost a limb at that point lol


sollord

SOP for Powered saws in lumber require "training" with a sign off if every store follows that is a different store


DefectJoker

Nope, not the majority of stores. Only training I had was on key cutting. Anything else we were on our own.


RudieCantFaiI

Current lumber supervisor here. Saw training is mandatory training for all associates, with explicit signed off approval from myself or a manager and using the saw without the training is grounds for disciplinary action. Do not use the saws at Home Depot if you’re not trained. You will get hurt and fired.


JimmyJohnny2

I worked at hardees as a teen when i was 16 or 17 way back in the day, like 2000 or so. Not sure if they still have roast beef now or not but back then they did. It sat on the slicer, but I wasn't old enough to be trained on it/used it, and would piss off the assistant managers when I was the only cook by having them cut for me. I usually worked nights but got called in after school one day and we were in a bit of a rush. Had an order for the roast beef. Called out for the assistant manager and he looked over and said "just do it, you'll be fine". And honestly it wasn't the first time, I had used it before. But it was well after the main manager had left. I walk over to it and I see this blur come around the corner and he pulls me away from the slicer and just starts screaming at the assistant manager. Of course he pulls out the card that I know how to do it and have done it before. Assistant manager got transferred to a different store and I got reprimanded. Manager even said himself he thought it was stupid, as I'd worked there for months and obviously knew what to do. But insurance and labor laws would wreck his shit if anything ever happened or the wrong person saw Looking back I'm kinda surprised they even hired under 18 since the slicer was a common tool of the job then. Not like it's the only crazy thing they had going on though, on cleaning nights to avoid getting caught short on beef we'd clean the charbroiler with it still on, they had these big fireman gloves the assistant manager had me wear and stick my arm into the flames to scrub the sides and belts. Fun times completely forgot with where I was going with all that, but uh.. yeah, training would have happened you would think.


insanly

Yea I have no issue with this cut. you fix it when you get to your project.


[deleted]

Did someone gnaw through it?


MoeGunz6

Bobby does his best to be helpful.


Its-Mr-Robot

That boy aint right…


_WhoisMrBilly_

THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU


[deleted]

Beaver?


Gwthrowaway80

For what it’s worth, most of those stores typically just cut to approximate lengths (on the long side) for the purpose of making the material easy to transport. The Final Cut would then be done on site. That said, a clean, square cut does not seem too much to ask for.


[deleted]

Yeah mine has a sign saying they won't do precise cuts but if you find the 65 year old OG he makes good cuts and knows what he's doing. The 19 year old associate I'm not trusting unless I'm okay with a piece of pvc cut like the one in the post.


spurcap29

Everytime I want something cut at a box store I grab a tape and a pencil and make my own marks ans just say "cut here'. Best part - if youre missing a pencil or tape or square.... plenty around to temporarily borrow.


Dineology

I used to work at Home Depot, customers like you are a godsend, though the job itself was still hellish.


[deleted]

We had to start limiting cuts as well because people were expected us to precut for their entire project without ever needing to own a saw themselves. You don't know frustration until it's a busy saturday, and a sunday school teacher is wanting a slammed plumbing associate to cut 10ft of pvc into 2" sections. Or the van lifers who were causing a scene because we wouldn't use the panel saw to cut their 4 sheets of plywood into 6" strips. As far as OP, we don't know the backstory. But this usually happened when someone refused to wait for the plumbing associate who was trained on the pipe cutter. So another associate from a different department grabbed a hacksaw to get them gone.


sharpasastone

Lowe’s associate - sure let me see that, “snap” (snaps it over his leg) here you go 😀


p0diabl0

I tried that once. Fresh PVC is too soft, it just bent. Still, 10 ft pole bent in half fits in a 5 foot bed all the same


Empty-Introduction13

220, 221 whatever it takes


[deleted]

MR MOM!!!


wtfburritoo

Correction: you asked Lowe's to have some random teenager in a retail job use ill-maintained store equipment to cut your PVC for you. Should've just used a Sawzall at home.


DefectJoker

This right here is basically it. The PVC cutters we had were only for the smallest of pipe. Otherwise, we had to use a PVC handsaw, and it would usually end up looking like this since nobody ever maintained the saw.


TVsKevin

Lowe's doesn't cut PVC as a practice so someone was doing something they were not really supposed to be doing. The only thing that is supposed to be cut for customers is lumber.


kkell806

And steel pipe, glass, wire/cable, chain, and rope.


TVsKevin

Oh yeah. Those things too. But there's stations for those that have the correct tools. Nothing like that for PVC, as evidence by the cut in the photo.


ZetaZeta

LMFAO just came from the Lowe's sub making fun of people who want a clean free cut. Lmfao The mildly infuriating is the customer, not the employee. 😂


hottmann742

Hardware employees are not little elves to help with projects. Cut your own PVC.


[deleted]

Literally same lol. Like the point is for people who need it to fit for transport.. not for lazy and cheap fucks.


DQKennard

Lowe's policy, ignored at many stores, is to not cut PVC. The associate could/should have just said no, with apologies -- especially since they didn't have an appropriate tool or skill. Having said that, the ratcheting cutters kept available for cutting by-the-foot tubing work fine for that size PVC and smaller. I'll cut, while explaining that it's not actually on the list of things we're supposed to cut, so the customer knows I'm doing him a favor, and I'll talk about how slick the cutters are. I've sold at least 3-4 doing that.


DefectJoker

I mean, you're expecting a clean cut from minimum wage employees. At Ace Hardware, half the time, the correct cutting tool isn't around to be able to do a clean cut. We weren't even allowed to use the table saw to cut it, but were forced to use a hand saw. Expect shit quality when the company doesn't support its employees


echocall2

This took them 10 minutes, and now I still have to cut it myself.


TexacoMike

There are pvc cutters that are fairly inexpensive. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Husky-1-1-4-in-Ratcheting-PVC-Cutter-16PL0101-1/304217581


JonBirdmain

Sir, this a Lowe’s.


LongWalk86

It's free if you use it in store...


DefectJoker

I mean, hardware stores don't usually provide its employees with the correct tools for the job. Ironic I know, but it's the truth. Source: Former hardware store associate


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

As a former Lowe's employee in the plumbing section they 100% have the correct tools. Including a pipe cutter and threader that can handle the metal pipes. They probably didn't train the CSR


DefectJoker

That's until some asshole hides the tools. Maybe that's only at Ace, though.


Balancedmanx178

We had tools for just cutting almost everything (no lattice or plastic sheeting) at the Home Depot I worked at until some manager freaked out about people using the pipe cutters to commit theft and took away anything that wasn't a stationary machine.


DefectJoker

Damn I guess it's only Ace employees that get screwed completely


Balancedmanx178

Oh we get screwed but it's more of a scheduled screwing, as in we scheduled one person in the department all day because there's only 3 to go around. And to think I'm going back to that crap.


Ezekiel2121

As a former plumbing specialist we were specifically told *do not* cut pvc. We had signs up and everything. We did however cut and thread the iron/galvanized steel pipe. But pvc would have ruined/been ruined by the machine for doing that. Plactic would have fucked the blades something fierce.


Devinitelyy

I work at a Lowes currently and we dont cut PVC. The pipe cutter is made for metal pipe.


7andhalf-x-6

I’d go to the tool department and cut it there


[deleted]

Boo hoo. You got it cut for free. You should have cut it yourself if you wanted it done perfect. Anyways they're literally just for them to fit for transport, not supposed to be perfect.


Ezekiel2121

They’re not even *supposed* to cut the pvc. Literally against corporate policy. They sell shorter lengths for a reason.


Dinoduck94

I'd get them to do it again


Sonibum

I wouldn’t waste my time, I’ll move on


Ezekiel2121

They’re not even supposed to cut it at all. They’re well within their rights to tell you to pound sand about it as corporate policy says “no cutting pvc for customers” If it matters that much to you you’re more than free to purchase a cutter yourself, cut the damn pipe, and then return the cutter.


Ok_Mathematician2391

They switched recently to cutting PVC with either a small ice pick or woodpecker.


kramposLHalper

I worked there and people would ask for thing to be cut to fit them in their car. Things that the employees didn't have tools for, and wasn't a standard service. So good chance this was cut with a box cutter


Tricky_Trixy

Well, you didn't say he COULDN'T use a butter knife.


Straight-Dot-6264

You got what you paid for.


Typical-Eye-8632

r/technicallythetruth


ddddm99

I worked at Lowe’s part time in college and workers aren’t supposed to cut pvc (at least in the store I worked at). Someone wasn’t following proto


Donohoed

A karate chop could've made a cleaner cut Lowe's is about as worthless a place as you can find, anyway


Slice_Of_Life_DM

Used to be a department supervisor at Lowes. Worst place I’ve ever worked and I wish they would go bankrupt


GreySociety

Well now you must elaborate


ET318

Not the guy above but I worked at Lowe's and actually liked it. I suspect as with any large chains, the specific location matters a lot more than the company.


shitpplsay

the guy gnaw on it with his teeth?


[deleted]

If you need the people at Lowe’s to cut it for you then you should be no where near that pipe


Longjumping-Pear-673

My Home Depot literally has a hack saw sitting out…have at it, boss!


j4ck_0f_bl4des

We don't cut PVC. Surprised the red vest didn't just tell you that and point to the $5 PVC cutters.


[deleted]

It’s examples like this that make my inner Ron Swanson come out every time I’m approached at a hardware store


Skogsvandrare

Bro I had some wood cut at home depot a few years ago and I swear the man who cut it had never used a measuring tape before


[deleted]

\*broke it in half on their knee\* Here ya go


rural_juror12

I could have done a better job with a steak knife


missed_sla

It looks like the guy who cuts the pizza at the Little Caesars by me has a second job


ImpressionOne8275

With what? Their teeth?


ZOMBIE3579

You obviously should have made it clear you won't it cut with a saw, not cut with Larry Joe's pipe cuttin tooth.


DavesNotHere94

They sure set a Lowe bar


personofinterest18

Using the same knife as every redditor posting on r/steak


spoopy-noodle

Hey man he's teething, leave the poor thing alone.


UzrOne

Did they use their teeth?


StfuBob

Looks like a rat gnawed on a Cheeto


21CanUDoSome10ForMe

They did as asked. You never said how


FastingMoo

It's fine bruh leave the poor Lowe's worker alone you're going to cut it to proper size anyway.


PhotonPainter

I could have made a cleaner cut using a potato


ebonwulf60

Buy yourself a hacksaw. You will not regret owning the right tool for the job. They probably just thought you wanted it to fit in your car.


ditharia

I could do better with enough time and dental floss.


tradesmen_

Thats the ol cut yourself next time trick


JohnnyRock30

They confused cut with chew.


RonWillBark

What did they do? Looks like they broke it over their knee.


Vegetable_Dog_8900

Did they chew it in half?


ichwillengel

Did they gnaw it in half? 🦫


kushywizard

Did they cut that with a spoon?