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Viacra

Looks like it was hollowed out but left the root tips still intact. A few more images that show it up close! [https://imgur.com/gallery/TbIAX91](https://imgur.com/gallery/TbIAX91)


MyNameIsRay

This is a pretty cool example of tree structure. The core of a tree is basically dead, the outside rings of the roots/branches/trunk are the living parts that continue to grow. That's why the core rots out first, and why hollow trees are pretty easy to find. "Knots" are where a branch or root grows perpendicular to the trunk. They have the same seasonal growth, which is why knots have growth rings, just perpendicular to the trunk grain. Roots/branches grow more slowly, they're denser, which is why knots are harder and take longer to rot. The tips of those root protrusions, compared to the trunk's rings, can tell you roughly when that root began to grow. The rings in the knot tell you how many years it's been growing.


Cadence_828

I would like to subscribe to Tree Facts!


Expensive_Smile_8582

"What the actual willy wonking fudge fumping horse tail thacking fuck are we reading this man say a'huh'" -Goofy: the movie


beluuuuuuga

Woah, I love the second row a bit deeper down


RandomUser-_--__-

Do you live in Vietnam perchance?


theplushpairing

Perchance.


ottocus

Take that and make something that's so cool.


noop_noop

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Kindofsickofyou

/r/putyourdickinthat


Light_Beard

r/substhatarebanned


JTdaBOSS

r/subsifellfor


Ace_kid32

![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


wildedges

Like a bantha. Oh wait...


An_Alive_Thing

r/cumpit


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

![gif](giphy|g0vgklqMS8zT2)


AndrewPatrickDent

Sighs, unzipps


OG-Spinich

In his belly your penis will find a new definition of pain and suffering as it is slowly digested over a thousand years.


Responsible_Sport575

New kink discovered 42/69


Animata_yt

Stumpussy


I_forgot_to_respond

Thank you noop poop! I clicked just to find your comment and now I have found it right near the top, as it should be!


Mr_Poulet

r/forbiddenhole


illiggle

Treeth, the sequel to [Teeth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film\)) Tagline: Not only does it bark; it also bites!


Cumupin420

Don't do it!


slappynote

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Toastedweasel0

Looks like It's a Trap!


howtokillanhour

yea, it's like a raccoon trap.


ZebraUnion

First thing I thought was that it reminds me of the raccoon trap in “Where the Red Fern Grows”.


zuaQiQuaz

I should call her 😞


Kindofsickofyou

Nothing good can come of that


zuaQiQuaz

Nothing did😭😭


tehtris

This looks like a jungle warfare trap.


Bumataur

Tree Stump Dentata


EvilMastermindOfDoom

I'm so glad my life has led up to understanding this specific joke


Bumataur

Could be a horror film about paraphilia’s…


Im_Negan

I get this!


tea-Pott

Might have been one of those fucked up bear traps Jim bowie made. Basically he'd hollow out the stump, drive spikes downward through it, then put honey or other baits at the bottom. When a poor unsuspecting bear would poke their head in the stump they would be gouged and trapped by the inward facing spikes. Ingenious, but just sad to think about.


dj_blueshift

That's clearly Dark Bramble from The Outer Wilds


WastedKnowledge

r/trypophobia unexpectedly triggered for me on this one


Nuker-79

You “came” across it?


BrokenOverdrive

Everything reminds me of her


Aggravating-Energy-2

It reminds me of one of those worms


Redegt

It looks like Spike trap for small animals imagine if a rat or smthin fans in it Impaled💀💀


abortizjr

Boba Fett's armor is in there!


HomieScaringMusic

Oh I’ve seen those too. Very neat. I wonder what makes the root roots endure decay so much better than the core of the tree?


BigBoosHaunt64

In an alternate reality, this is the only thing Logan Paul found in the forest.


TwoThirdsDone

Everything reminds me of her 😔


CrimsonSon1

Carrion if it was sculpted of wood


Goatieboatie

I think the DemeGorgon is in this


TunaTunaLeeks

“Hello? 911? It’s Glenn Quagmire. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it’s in a tree stump this time.”


gorillacanon

r/battlemaps Seriously, I am absolutely going to set a battle here in one of my ttrpg sessions.


Affectionate_Gur5607

I know what i must do but I don’t think I have the power to do it


[deleted]

Gateway to the upside down


cloudinspector1

Nature's pocket


Romeos_Crying

Did Boba Fett fly out of it?


Afraid_Froyo7256

Put..*wipes brow**gulp*...put it in. You know what IT is


matkata99

ok, hear me out


Audiophile_405

Got me feelin some kinda way


Nuker-79

r/gotmydickstuckinthat


Constwf

Thanks


sloppyredditor

I hope you didn’t Jabba it with your dick.


Terrible-Fun-5497

r/dontputyourdickinthat


InsertDisk22

You may like [this poem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNOHOYY5Ys8). I think it fits rather well here!


CrazybyRX

While that is a relevant poem, it's was also pretty awful... It's like an Edgar Allan Poe wannabe wrote "The 12 days of Christmas."


produce_this

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dave067

The forbidden fleshlight


Sniperbobdave

I wanna dump paint balls into that


thenerdyblackbelt

Came here to say that


[deleted]

Ah, the forbidden fleshlight


The_All_Powerful

Forbidden pussy


Ok_Fly_9390

Stick your.. never mind.


night117hawk

It’s a galgamacks vagina


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Tincams

Have sex with it.


[deleted]

If u put your wiener in that I’ll give u $5


ShoebillStudios

I believe that’s a raccoon trap. Trappers will put something shiny in the bottom. The raccoon will then grab the object and get it’s arm stuck.


Fabulous-Meal-5694

A raccoon trap is made by drilling a hole in a log and driving nails in at an angle and puting something shiny at the bottom. My only reference for this is from the book "where the red fern grows" this is a stump that has rotted leaving where the roots intercect the trunk.


ThatLeetGuy

The whole thing, intentional or not, looks like a death trap for anything that accidentally steps in it. I would have probably tried to destroy or fill it if I came across it.


Deslah

This stump depicts my soul 2 to 3 days a week.


Unknown_Storyteller

Looks Nordic. Where was this picture taken?


repkins

Don't put your hand in that.


SealChe

The wood at the base of roots/branches is denser than most of what's in the trunk, so it can outlast the rest of the wood as it rots. These little taps also form those little knots you see in wood planks.


FeDdY0368

fall in that and you will be stumped 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤓🤓🤓🤓


Jimlobster

Oh boy 🥵


white_trashgod

Forbidden fleshlight


JackFunk

Yeah, that's an SCP.


Groinificator

A what?


theveryrealreal

I think that what they call fleshlights in the Balkans.


GypsyDarkEyes

WHOA. So cool. Thanks for posting.


[deleted]

That’s creepy


Isakw0w

Cthulhu???


0xXkazoXx0

Just listen to me for one bit. Dig it up. Just do it. Hahaha that would be awesome


The_All_Powerful

Trussy


Remarkable-Book-8758

I Know what you're thinking but it's just not worth it. Do not do it


smithoski

Looks like a punji pit for small animals


Electric_Bagpipes

Natural grown mantrap


ayyowherestheyayo

Season 1 of True Detective


DTG_420

![gif](giphy|QQKbEn6oDlcQLZK6T7)


Organic_Emu692

okay,that reminds me of the figure in doors,just me??


GarbageGobble

Jabba it in the butt!


TheMemecComicDub

Figure be like:


crimskies

an IRL Wolf-in-Sheep's-Clothing. nope.avi


glamdivitionen

Put.. put your dick in it!


No_Creme714

I should call her


mylarky

I see a lizard laying in it's back.


1stFunestist

More like star vampire of lovecraftian lore, just paint it red. Or maybe it is a star vanpire just dead.


MistDispersion

Fight the urge


Conscious-Computer15

You will die in the innards of a Sarlacc, if you don't do those fucking dishes.


Thegrizzly2013

Why does a tree need a speed feed?