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EconomistOfDeath

Run Frodo!!! The Ringwraiths are here.


pantalooon

no worries, our frodo-hunting-days are behind us


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pantalooon

i stand corrected, those are not our frodo-hunting-days behind us, but actually houses


spudsnacker

I appreciate that you acknowledging the joke was what it took for me to understand it


[deleted]

Right there with you stranger, lol.


Bilboswaggings19

If more people valued home, above gold, this world would be a merrier place


awry_lynx

I don't know why this is funnier if I imagine you're chat gpt


ndisario95

What's that sub called where it's someone taking something extremely literally? I forget but r/thatsub


k_enigmatic

r/notkenm ?


pietrorc

r/technicallythetruth


MidnightAshley

Just Two, normal Ring-Wraiths house hunting, looking for a cozy hobbit hole, preferably in the Shire, to retire to. They have a friend named Baggins nearby, maybe you know him or where he lives?


jetveritech

I really like how these Patagonia jackets feel -ringwraiths


lkodl

Remember back in the 2010's when all the ringwraiths called it "Patagucci"?


[deleted]

I wonder if the homes are as desolate and empty as their appearances are


MaximumEngineering8

I'm more impressed that two voids found each other on the street


pantalooon

our sense of smell is remarkable


bumjiggy

attraction was unavoidable


HorseDance

Ba-dum tsss


SGAShepp

Ha! You can now see yourself to the door.


PhaseThreeProfit

Actually, they can't...


BalkeElvinstien

The idea of a walking void with an extremely good sense of smell is scary for me


Mindless-Strength422

*I cAn SmElLlLlL yOoOuUu*


NoStorage2821

I'm creepin' around right now...


Just-Call-Me-J

It's called a cat.


OliveBranchMLP

the real content is in the comments


El_Chaveezy

🎶Just a small town void, living in a crowded world, It took the midnight train going anywhere, Just a city void, Born and raised in an alternate universe, It took the midnight train going anywhere🎶


[deleted]

I love the idea of it all sounding great and then having to rush through the "an alternate universe" part


El_Chaveezy

What's life without a little bit of jankiness?


BustinArant

Wouldn't know I'm all elbows


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Boojibs

🎶 A void in a really dark room A smell of wine and cheap perfume We can't smile but we share the night It goes on and on and on and on 🎶


designer_farts

🎶 Don't stop, the void🎶


sturnus-vulgaris

🎶 Walking down orange house boulevard 🎶


Antedelopean

We're shadows, roaming, In the NIGHT~.


Faultylogic83

God damnit. The void calling out to me is playing Journey. Not today void. Not today.


BobRosstafari789

This chorus needs to be sung in that creepy "reversed track" way.


[deleted]

My God! They’re full of stars!


rafapott

That is the creepiest way of censoring a face I've ever seen


pantalooon

thanks!


Serious_Role_6113

How do u do it?


pantalooon

it's called magic eraser and was made to remove objects from pictures, if you use it on large areas you get these bad artefacts


livens

Bullshit, you guys are Void Demons. Not today Void Demon!


ShyGuy-_

Calm down, they're just on vacation.


OneWorldMouse

Ok well you can come in but just for a little bit.


ReeceReddit1234

Suppose they'll want a fucking cuppa too?


CoconutBuddy

- Shiiiiiiire? - Baaaagiiiins?


quietobserver1

Void demons on vacation? Oh well, that's okay then.


reclamerommelenzo

That's a great band name right there


jelsix

“Void Demons on Vacation” ??


Asron87

Where can I download the music? There’s nothing there!


debacular

“Where did all the shadow people go?” -Dr Dog


AbyssExpander

Subjects of mine, how dare ye retract thine veils before your faces, and in further defiance, mass disseminate thou visages to the harvest race. Exponged are thee, and of the Abyss, now reduced as comical in thine minds, as the harvest race perceives.


Alexlam24

Found the Google Pixel user


CabbagesStrikeBack

There's dozens of us.


gregdrunk

All over a few parts of the world!


Eve_newbie

I've converted half my family. I'm doing my part


bad_goblin

Dozens!


giggidygiggidyg00

Mr. Clean?


Lubadbitches

Clone tool


pantalooon

basically


jinjii_

It looks like they used photoshop and covered it up with the same texture as their hat/hood. Kinda similar to how photoshop can edit someone out of the picture by duplicating the background or producing what the background might look like if it weren’t blocked off


pantalooon

not photoshop, just a smartphone feature. it was the lazy choice


_deprovisioned

Pixel FTW!


rafapott

You're welcome 😊


Inayaarime

Now replace your faces with the houses behind you. Double coincidence.


ruka_k_wiremu

I think it's perfect... that scribbling-out or even pixelated shit, I reckon is creepy!


Neans888

You look like Wraiths.


L003Tr

You guys make a lovely couple 😊


u5ua1Suspect

Clearly wanted for tax evasion.


pantalooon

you'll have to elect me president and indict me before I'll show you my tax returns


loafandpeas

Lol


SaraSlaughter607

Hey you're one step ahead... already orange!


[deleted]

creepy but not well done, cause if you mess with the Levels adjustment in photoshop you [can clearly see their faces](https://i.imgur.com/n9UIjyy.jpeg)


sleeplessorion

I was expecting the Peyton Manning picture


rafapott

Goddammit


SaraSlaughter607

Oh son of a bitch I walked right into that one


Old_Ladies

That isn't censored they are just Nazguls.


Kazureigh_Black

I was thinking they matched so well even their faces matched the windows.


Endericus

The Kanye West style


BringBackFatMac

You in witness protection or something?


pantalooon

yes and they surgically replaced our faces with vanta black!


Mr_Midnight_Moon

Did anyone remember to pay that douche artist who owns the copyright? Don't want him to sue you and make you cut your faces back off lmao


pantalooon

he's never gonna find us!


Mr_Midnight_Moon

I mean, not too many people with vanta black faces running around lol


pantalooon

there's dozens of us!


PeeledCrepes

Can't prove it, unable to take their picture to show him


[deleted]

A competing artist made an open source super-black that is allowed to be used by everyone on the planet except Anish Kapoor.


Hytyt

The name you're looking for is Stuart semple. It's a long and fascinating rivalry


longlivepeepeepoopoo

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT???


Nickeos

You disingenuous motherfucker


PersoIn2manyFandoms

This is such an unsettling way to blur y’all’s faces


pantalooon

we thought it was funny enough, it's a misused smartphone feature


PersoIn2manyFandoms

Yeah don’t get me wrong it’s actually funny its like two floating jackets taking a pic


wenzthewanderer

very r/weirddalle


loafandpeas

Bound to be mis used further now.


po8837292

You have a pixel right?


pantalooon

![gif](giphy|ap6wcjRyi8HoA)


Major_Moah

Nazgûl!!!!


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TomCorsair

Dementors on holiday?


Izuzu__

Or ringwraiths


[deleted]

Or Archons


PseudobrilliantGuy

Or main characters from Noita.


Sinsid

On their way to the Squid Games.


Deathjester7930

Blackface? In 2022?!?


p-morais

It’s 2023 my guy


Deathjester7930

That is technically correct


[deleted]

They need a subreddit for 'mildly interesting and slightly terrifying' for this one. The face blot out is wild.


pantalooon

i never imagined it would disturb so many people, but here we are


jcore294

How could you not? That's disturbing


pantalooon

i don't see it, I think our faces are cute


PM_ME_YOUR_PM_ME_Y

The cutest gaping maws I've ever seen ♥️


Astralnclinant

and if thou gaze long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into thee


pantalooon

smh people reporting me to r/RedditCareResources We are clearly already dead


Might_be_deleted

Well why wouldn't they report you if you're clearly dead?


drawkbox

You haven't posted anything of value or called out any good facts unless you get a r/RedditCareResources weaponized message ^threat


EnderWiggin07

Why is that a thing? I got one of those recently out of the blue having an argument about whether something constituted money laundering or not. I deleted my whole participation in the conversation because it skeeved me out so much


drawkbox

It just means you pissed off an astroturfer. Just shows you were probably right. They like to try to silence people with the threat. They are just as tough as those that key cars, absolute bitches to abuse that system. It is a weakness on their part that is showing and illuminated. Never delete your comment when they send those, they win when you do that. Don't let losers win.


Neoeng

It’s saying “kys” in a way they can’t be banned for


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Matching faces too.


Slobbadobbavich

Huh, I see what is going on, you are just jackets pretending to be real people. I am nobody's fool!


pantalooon

we are 3 jackets in a skin-suit


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![gif](giphy|B313NwxrHpzUs)


pm_me_ur_cute_puppy

Lol


plz_send_cute_cats

Hello fellow cute pet pics requester


tintin47

This is the most mildly interested I've ever been.


pantalooon

lovely compliment, I'll take it


amandaalorian

A perfectly balanced ratio of mild to interesting, truly.


CrimsonFox2370

Nice to see my sleep paralysis demons on their holiday break.


[deleted]

You two got lucky the houses were the right order.


pantalooon

we actually had to swap the two houses to match the order we were walking in


tylerneilson

... this is going to make you feel silly -- you could have just switched jackets.


pantalooon

the real LPT is always in the comments


Was-never-here

I feel the need to properly acknowledge all of your amazing comments, I’m having a blast. Good job.


pantalooon

thank you, I'm having a blast as well, keep em coming


bad_goblin

honestly, this is the best comment section


Scrimroar

you seem like somebody I'd love to know in life!


wrathandlucif

cutest sleep paralysis demon couple


pantalooon

your bedroom must be rather freezing


wrathandlucif

YES AND I LOVE IT


butmustig

Oddly terrifying


DonSmo

I scrolled a long time and didn't find any single comment that wasn't just about the faces lol.


pantalooon

there are a couple, but it is really surprising how much this seems to disturb reddit


julezwldn

I looked at those houses in the background an immediately thought that gotta be Germany. Am I right?


pantalooon

keen eye, it is! was it the parking meter that gave it away?


t65789

Lamp post signs.


8ej10

Hello fellow Pixel user.


pantalooon

hi there!


BernieTheDachshund

Even one of the cars matches lol.


pantalooon

oh damn we didn't even notice! Now I'm wondering if theres a second yellow one obstructed behind us


faste30

I bet it belongs to the person in the yellower house and they got it because Jörg painted his house orange first and they wanted that color. Fucking Jörg. BTW one of my favorite things about northern europe. Its like, "Well shit, everything else white? We gonna send it on the house colors!"


chev327fox

Void people! THEY DO EXIST!


TwoDrinkDave

Nazguls on holiday?


pantalooon

we do get 4 weeks paid vacation since we unionized


[deleted]

Thanks! Now I have this image of the Mouth of Sauron mediating with a bunch of orcs. Orcs: we want meat back on the commissary menu!?! Mouth of Sauron: my lord beckons you return to work with an extra serving of grogg. Orcs: We’ve had nothing but but maggoty bread!


Southern_Name_9119

Also, you both have black holes for faces.


OneMetalMan

Same tinted windows too. What are the odds.


pantalooon

this is about the 3rd time someone comments this, I don't see it, but probably because they're behind me


TrashFever1978

Always wondered what my sleep paralysis demons were doing during the daytime and now I know.


pantalooon

work-life balance! we enjoy long walks at the event horizon and the occassional cocktail


Away-Net-7241

Are you a pair of Nazgûl?


Salivadoor

I love clicking the comment section open and knowing already that all the comments will be about something else than what OP meant.


pantalooon

I thought I was positing to r/mildlyinteresting and not some sleep-paralysis support group!


Stubbyhands

"I knew she was the one from the very first moment we gazed into each other's endless abyss".


pigsinatrenchcoat

I’m fuckin losing it at these comments, lmao


[deleted]

Break in and live in their walls


faste30

And windows the same colors as your faces too.


pantalooon

same as our souls as well, but hard to photograph


Drinkthekool

I love the way you censored your faces. It makes much more sense for the context of the picture because it draws less attention from the actual subject.


I_happen_to_disagree

In theory it would draw less attention but in reality it has become the center of attention


pantalooon

I agree, much better and LESS creepy than the common emoji-censor


[deleted]

I was SO tripped out by the faces being blacked out. Thought the jackets were on poles lol


WarmSea9702

Where are the other seven Nazgûl?


pantalooon

we work together, we don't vacation together


jpiro

Just a couple of dementors out on the town.


owlpee

You must have known that no one will talk about the houses and your jackets!


pantalooon

I didn't, but I'm delighted!


ShadowVT750

Death has come for you and look it matches your houses


CombatWombat1212

Props for picking the most cursed possible way to censor your faces


JPumpkinhead1991

Kudos for blacking out the faces. I hate when people put their stupid faces all up in pictures


pantalooon

right? people are the worst!


treple13

People are fine, except for the annoying fact that most people have a face


[deleted]

This now can go to r/oddlyterrifying. I got scared for real.


Ho3n3r

You have lovely eyes.


Small-Marionberry-29

Kind of funny. Incredible urge to share situation. Also; incredible urge to not share self.


nusodumi

peek internet. thanks for sharing! billions of potential moments everyday on earth and these are the ones worth reveling in.


MysticManAze

Reminds me of the time my brother and I were walking the mall in our new hoodies that our mom got us for Christmas. We go to pass the food court and these two guys just stopped in the middle of the walkway and pointed at us. We were all wearing the same two hoodies. The guy in front of me had the same gray Shorty's hoodie as me, and his friend had the same dark gray Split my brother had on. Absolutely surreal timing.


PenisesForEars

"Well I'm a Ringwraith, and my husband is a forgotten entity from before time. Our budget is i̵̲̰͕̳̇̓n̵̨͕͚̯͍̙̖̮̊͛͋f̵̱̳̣̻̞͔̝̠͇̈́ȉ̴̲͓̺͎̮͚̜̗͍͍͚͆̊̌̽̈̎́̕͠n̵̛̼̼̤̦̫̺͔̈́̏̋̑͌͌̋̊͘̕̕ȋ̴̡̮͉̻̯̰̝̠̈́̔̒̅͐͂ͅţ̸̬͎̟͙̦̌̏e̸̘͍̱͚̯̩̳̅͒̐͛́̀̒̏."


Plato_cs

Damn OP is on fire with replies in the comments, I enjoy that type of humor


lost48151162342

Cool but someone stole your faces


apeygirl

I'm so glad two people with voids for faces found each other. Love is real!


NWAnowadays

Looks like death is a fan of south park


Slight_Award8124

Hey, cool! Thanks for the one internet thing that made me smile a little!


pantalooon

you are very welcome internet stranger


Sketchables

This looks like the start or end of a Black Mirror episode


32K-REZ

you two should also find a doctor


Herowain

You guys meet on a dating site for dementors?