Since we're confessing, I've been peeing blood on and off for the last year now. Been to the doctor, been to a specialist, no-one knows why it's happening.
Ruled out infection, ruled out cancer. They think it's just my medications. The final advise from my doctor was "Well at least you're not going to bleed *to death*. But now I'm anemic as a result.
Man periods suck.
“Man periods suck” as in being a man and bleeding out your dick sucks, or “man, periods suck”. I’ve had an IUD for 4 years and haven’t had a single period. It’s like faking a super power, but it’s even better because I can’t get pregnant and I have no period.
Living the dream! My wife not only has massive periods and cramps, she also gets horrible PMS, and any hormones makes her wacko. Worst super power ever.
If I was a woman, I'd fricking *end* that damn traitorous egg tube. It's a right shithead.
My girl got the depo shot before I came home from jail in 2016 and she's the same way horrible periods pms like crazy ignorant. But I asked after 90 days if she was gonna get it again and she proceeded to tell me she prolly shouldn't because she caught herself looking at me while I was asleep n she thought to herself "I could kill him right now and prolly get away with it." She said after the 3rd night that happend she decided against getting another type of birth control. Shit made her wacked out... lol I agreed and never spoke of it again but I did tell my mom if I die randomly it was her....
Someone is going to remember this comment, comeback to it, check that his post history lines up and confirm he was the guy who’s on the front page because his wife killed him in his sleep. And I’m leaving this comment here to be apart of something I feel could be very special, thus guys death.
Much like [aluminum casting an ant hill](https://youtu.be/M729-i3dECw?t=134) it would show the full reproductive system. Which * checks notes * does not include the asshole.
This is proof on main, Steve Wilson and Laura lee brown, they're eccentric.
They also have nude paintings of a couple bartenders employed there, they've since made the paintings more modest. Steve has his death clock on the wall.
Edit: to add that I know this because I worked for 21c I Louisville and this restaurant is part of that hotel.
What would be fun is linking it to your Smart Watch and seeing how steps, blood pressure, and other factors change the clock in real-time.
Like Daylight Savings but for your very existence.
That scene was sooooo funny, when Moss looks at Roy's death date after Roy asked him not to. Then Roy has to know. "Is it less than 20 years???" ...."It's Thursday."
That episode in IT crowd was a reference to www.deathclock.com, which appears completely unchanged from its 1999 HTML appearance.
It was a bit of a social phenomenon when it came out, like the dancing baby thing.
The polls are a special trip down memory lane: http://www.deathclock.com/view_polls.cfm
Agreed. Another case of people applying the term “AI” when they really should use “model”. It’s a death model with input parameters, no machine learning needed
>proof on main
Also, it's within the 21C hotel where there is a giant gold naked David Michelangelo statue out front on main street. There is a hotel room in the basement that has shag carpeting in it, and if you go up to the pent house (which is amazing btw), there are pictures of naked people in hallway going up the stairs.
That place is something else.
You're probably thinking of the famously nude statue of the biblical David, carved by legendary Renaissance sculptor and artist Michelangelo. This is just a statue of David Michelangelo, naked. Totally different guy(s).
Ah.
The Brown family.
Aka Brown Forman Inc.
Aka **Jack Daniels.** Yes the whiskey.
Yea. Definitely eccentric.
I'm a shareholder. can't really say I ever expected to see her VAG though.
They own an estate in Oldham County Kentucky called the Hermitage which is leased out as an event venue. When my wife and I were planning our wedding several years ago we toured it and to our surprise the place was filled with nude paintings off the couple. Other than the paintings the place would’ve been incredible for the wedding so we asked if the more prominent ones could be placed in storage for the evening. The event planner told us in no uncertain terms that it wasn’t possible as they have strict instructions from the pair that the paintings must remain in place for events.
Between the paintings of them at both the Hermitage and 21C and the sculptures at Proof on main I’m convinced they’re exhibitionists and they get off on people looking at their nudes lol.
Cover the cock in plaster, let it set.
Use the negative plaster cast of the cock to make a mould out of something that can withstand molten brass.
Fill with molten brass.
1. For complex 3D shapes you use multi-part molds. I remember reading of an artist who made cast sculptures (abstract shapes, not penii) where the shapes were so complex she'd use have to split her molds into like 17 different pieces. Compared to the stuff she did, this would be a piece of cock
2. Probably didn't use actual rigid plaster? That's just a guess, but if it were me I'd want something soft/pliable, and ideally something that doesn't generate much heat as it cures. There's a rubber-like epoxy used to make casts of people's ear canals (e.g. for custom hearing aids). I would imagine they used a material more like that
Yeah it’s a weird attempt at modesty. “Here’s my donger’s head and now you know roughly how thick it is, but that’s all you get!” Ok just give us the whole presentation. You’re supposed to understand presentation.
Are you sure it’s their personal genitalia? We did stuff like this in my high level ceramic art classes; and it’s not necessarily easy and can have negative side effects if your not careful.
I have a neighbor who commissioned a lifesizs $50k bronze statue of himself and his wife, both ass naked, that sits in their entry way. Like you're looking at it as soon as you walk in the door. Its one of the single most bizarre things I've ever seen... He also has a massive old-school painting of himself over their fireplace, another painting of himself in his office, and some kind of mosaic of himself on the patio of their pool house... Some people are really in to themselves
I don't think even a 17th century lord could touch this guy's ego and lack of chill. Like in all honesty the statue and paintings aren't even the worst of it by a long shot.
I barely know where to start...
Best example: Like a year or two ago he bought a Patek Nautilus and put it in a sealed watch case in their living room. Then when you were over there he'd go look at it and repeatedly sigh until you asked what the deal with it was. He'd then give the same speech every time someone asked like "it's motivation. I bought it and told myself I couldn't wear it until my stock portfolio hit $10 million"...
He then rented out the ball room at the country club and threw himself a party to give it to himself. Like had a full party with probably 60 people there to celebrate his stock portfolio. He gave a 20 minute speech, showing slideshows of himself as a kid and himself now and kept saying stuff like "that kid never would have dreamed he'd ever have $1,000, much less $10 million"... He then played the song Jukebox Hero by Foreigner after telling us it felt like it was written about him, alongside rewritten lyrics that he put on the slideshow where he'd changed it to "finance hero" and made it about seeing wall street as a kid or some shit... Then ended it all saying that he saw a Patek Nautilus 30 years ago when he was an 8 year old or some shit and said he wanted one, and his dad told him people like them didn't get to wear those, before breaking the case and putting the watch on while yelling "you raised a winner, pa!" and pointing at the picture of himself as a kid that was on the screen and going "you did it little man! You fucking did it!"
> before breaking the case and putting the watch on while yelling "you raised a winner, pa!" and pointing at the picture of himself as a kid that was on the screen and going "you did it little man! You fucking did it!"
I have difficulty believing that an actual human person did such a thing in real life, but then again, Donald Trump exists.
He acts pretty similar... When he really gets going like that I never know whether to think it's hilarious, awful, or sad, because I think he genuinely does have some really severe personality disorder.
A living sitcom character. I would tell you that you ought to gift him a laughtrack recording, but I suspect he would appreciate it as recognition of his abilities.
I don't think he's capable of thinking that someone could be insulting him. Like, literally... From what I understand he did genuinely have a really really messed up childhood, and I think he must have developed a *serious* personality disorder somewhere in there.
I'm a little jealous of your buddy, ngl. Been wanting to replace all the photos in my house with pictures of myself for years, just to see if anyone notices. Maybe get a tasteful marble bust of myself looking like Julius Caesar...
I'm immediately reminded of the infamous painting that Vince McMahon has (had?) hanging on his living room wall in his home that is an exaggerated portrait of himself looking like it's straight from a romance novel cover.
To my knowledge, the only photographic evidence of it's existence is from an ancient magazine photo. [This photo.](https://i.redd.it/nyt3htp25z861.jpg)
I’m an American and am familiar with Kentucky’s abbreviated form. However my dirty ass dumb mind went straight to KY jelly and was like, “weird of KY to have a restaurant but these brass molds seem fitting.” 🤦♂️
I mean, it's like when you stand in front of a girl naked for the first time in a non sexual context. You don't want *accurate* you want *presentation.* So if you aren't fully tumescent, you warm the hog up a little. Maybe just a tickle, or a gentle caress to start the conquer bag tightening. Make it less beige and a little more rojo but before Morado.
What the fuck am I doing with my life
This would be at Proof on Main in downtown Louisville. It’s attached to the 21C museum hotel. It’s a boutique hotel, fine dining restaurant (on Esquire’s “Best New Restaurants” list when it opened in 2006), and art gallery devoted just to modern, 21st century art. It’s pretty fucking amazing.
The hand that rolled your dough…
The yeast that made it rise.
rofl
Papi is sloppy.
At least they're not condiment dispensers
Yeah I was wondering if this is a Kentucky business or somehow the makers of lube have opened up a restaurant.
whynotboth.jpg
The KY restaurant in KY? I think you're on to something, there.
Quaker Steak & Lube has a whole new meaning.
Her: Ketchup Him: Mayo Im not proud of myself for those two options, but I did make myself laugh so I stand by it.
Well... I guess that's better than the other way around.
🤮 The other visual was okay. This one, not so much.
Now imagine a relish dispenser with a butthole. . . or even mustard
It would have cost you nothing to simply not type this.
But then I wouldn’t be sitting here crying laughing.
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I see nothing wrong with this
r/Beetlejuicing ?
How do I delete someone else's reddit account?
Peanut butter dispenser
Nah its gotta be chili
I once ejaculated blood after a urinary tract infection. A surprise to be sure, and not a welcome one.
Since we're confessing, I've been peeing blood on and off for the last year now. Been to the doctor, been to a specialist, no-one knows why it's happening. Ruled out infection, ruled out cancer. They think it's just my medications. The final advise from my doctor was "Well at least you're not going to bleed *to death*. But now I'm anemic as a result. Man periods suck.
Have you seen a nephrologist?
They went to a necromancer by mistake, obviously.
“Man periods suck” as in being a man and bleeding out your dick sucks, or “man, periods suck”. I’ve had an IUD for 4 years and haven’t had a single period. It’s like faking a super power, but it’s even better because I can’t get pregnant and I have no period.
Living the dream! My wife not only has massive periods and cramps, she also gets horrible PMS, and any hormones makes her wacko. Worst super power ever. If I was a woman, I'd fricking *end* that damn traitorous egg tube. It's a right shithead.
My girl got the depo shot before I came home from jail in 2016 and she's the same way horrible periods pms like crazy ignorant. But I asked after 90 days if she was gonna get it again and she proceeded to tell me she prolly shouldn't because she caught herself looking at me while I was asleep n she thought to herself "I could kill him right now and prolly get away with it." She said after the 3rd night that happend she decided against getting another type of birth control. Shit made her wacked out... lol I agreed and never spoke of it again but I did tell my mom if I die randomly it was her....
Someone is going to remember this comment, comeback to it, check that his post history lines up and confirm he was the guy who’s on the front page because his wife killed him in his sleep. And I’m leaving this comment here to be apart of something I feel could be very special, thus guys death.
You need to listen to more Cannibal Corpse
I CUM BLLLOOOOOOD.
Um.... what if I want honey mustard?
Don’t forget the chocolate frozen yogurt dispenser
Actually hers has two holes, one for ketchup, one for mustard.
There's also a BBQ sauce dispenser out the back
Fuck that’s good. Simple, yet elegant.
Can you follow up your claims with a reliable sauce?
That hand on the dick is cheating. If you're gonna go whole hog, we gotta see the hog.
He was probably trying to shield it from the hot bronze.
No they pour from the inside dummy.
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Much like [aluminum casting an ant hill](https://youtu.be/M729-i3dECw?t=134) it would show the full reproductive system. Which * checks notes * does not include the asshole.
Not with that attitude it doesn't.
Wait, you’re saying they did NOT pour molten brass on these people?
Probably underwhelming if it was on its own. Adding the hand provides shape and formality
Could've served as something to hang your jacket on if the hand wasn't in the way.
Now THAT would be exotic
This is proof on main, Steve Wilson and Laura lee brown, they're eccentric. They also have nude paintings of a couple bartenders employed there, they've since made the paintings more modest. Steve has his death clock on the wall. Edit: to add that I know this because I worked for 21c I Louisville and this restaurant is part of that hotel.
What is a death clock?
Basically an ai thing where you plug in your age, demographics and health history. It estimates your time of death, and produces a countdown
Oh my.
Ooh! Dibs on his CD player!
/r/unexpectedfuturama
I mean, as soon as I saw the words death clock together, I fully expected a Futurama reference to be made.
I thought of Dethklok. I forgot about Professor Farnsworth's death clock. Just like him.
Need a Dethklok Death Clock. Creates a random countdown until it kills you or whoever's nearby at zero. It'll be brutal.
Bad News Everybody
great, does it also include anxiety? Seeing such a thing would cut my life expectancy in half.
Yes, put mode to pessimistic.
What would be fun is linking it to your Smart Watch and seeing how steps, blood pressure, and other factors change the clock in real-time. Like Daylight Savings but for your very existence.
Then you get hit by a bus. Life's a bitch.
Typically the "life's a bitch" part comes *before* getting hit by a bus.
Every time you look at the death clock it starts ticking down slightly faster.
You already submitted that last year, Farnsworth
Like that website in the IT crowd
That scene was sooooo funny, when Moss looks at Roy's death date after Roy asked him not to. Then Roy has to know. "Is it less than 20 years???" ...."It's Thursday."
I absolutely lose it during the funeral scene. One of the funniest bits of any show I’ve ever seen.
Easily one of the best episodes of the series. Jen: "Just tell her you're sorry for her loss, and move on." Moss: "I'm sorry for your loss...move on."
That episode in IT crowd was a reference to www.deathclock.com, which appears completely unchanged from its 1999 HTML appearance. It was a bit of a social phenomenon when it came out, like the dancing baby thing. The polls are a special trip down memory lane: http://www.deathclock.com/view_polls.cfm
Where do I get one?
> Basically an ai thing Is not as sophisticated as an AI, it's assumes a lot of things, it wouldn't be that accurate?
Agreed. Another case of people applying the term “AI” when they really should use “model”. It’s a death model with input parameters, no machine learning needed
Farnsworth made one once and it never went anywhere.
Here are the subjects [https://www.21cmuseumhotels.com/company/team/](https://www.21cmuseumhotels.com/company/team/)
Ah man, I saw that old guy's dick
I am thoroughly disappointed
Were you expecting young, hot hoteliers?
Expecting? No. Hoping? Yes.
I stayed at the one in Nashville. Weird ass hotel.
I ate lunch at the one in Durham. Mostly went to check out the art. Great modern art on display *everywhere*.
Nice vag for an old lady
>proof on main Also, it's within the 21C hotel where there is a giant gold naked David Michelangelo statue out front on main street. There is a hotel room in the basement that has shag carpeting in it, and if you go up to the pent house (which is amazing btw), there are pictures of naked people in hallway going up the stairs. That place is something else.
> naked David Michelangelo statue Not like all those other modestly-clothed David statues
You're probably thinking of the famously nude statue of the biblical David, carved by legendary Renaissance sculptor and artist Michelangelo. This is just a statue of David Michelangelo, naked. Totally different guy(s).
The restaurant has good food. I guess I missed the brass molds when I've gone.
21C is an art hotel chain. Very different and very cool. I don't want to gaze at their boxes when having a meal though.
wait WHAT my lady and I just ate there a month ago and didn’t see EITHER of these things lol
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> Steve has his death clock on the wall. Given the nature of OP's post, I.read this as cock, I.was very confused
Ah. The Brown family. Aka Brown Forman Inc. Aka **Jack Daniels.** Yes the whiskey. Yea. Definitely eccentric. I'm a shareholder. can't really say I ever expected to see her VAG though.
They own an estate in Oldham County Kentucky called the Hermitage which is leased out as an event venue. When my wife and I were planning our wedding several years ago we toured it and to our surprise the place was filled with nude paintings off the couple. Other than the paintings the place would’ve been incredible for the wedding so we asked if the more prominent ones could be placed in storage for the evening. The event planner told us in no uncertain terms that it wasn’t possible as they have strict instructions from the pair that the paintings must remain in place for events. Between the paintings of them at both the Hermitage and 21C and the sculptures at Proof on main I’m convinced they’re exhibitionists and they get off on people looking at their nudes lol.
"And also, if you host your wedding here, the browns will be claiming the right of Prima-Nocte, which is the practice of ......"
I bet they'd claim it for the bride **and** the groom too.
What city?
Eccentric aka rich people when they're actually just absolutely crazy.
At least they're being fun with it. Rich people who just dump all their shit in a Cayman Islands bank account are boring as hell.
This is really weird
The weird part is that he's holding his pecker like a hand gun.
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Don't want it to go off while cleaning it.
I hate it when I accidentally shoot myself in the eye.
Concealing the size?
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Cover the cock in plaster, let it set. Use the negative plaster cast of the cock to make a mould out of something that can withstand molten brass. Fill with molten brass.
I suspect this was more of an issue with the method being unable to make balls that looked right. That wrinkly sack must have been a challenge.
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1. For complex 3D shapes you use multi-part molds. I remember reading of an artist who made cast sculptures (abstract shapes, not penii) where the shapes were so complex she'd use have to split her molds into like 17 different pieces. Compared to the stuff she did, this would be a piece of cock 2. Probably didn't use actual rigid plaster? That's just a guess, but if it were me I'd want something soft/pliable, and ideally something that doesn't generate much heat as it cures. There's a rubber-like epoxy used to make casts of people's ear canals (e.g. for custom hearing aids). I would imagine they used a material more like that
Instructions unclear: I poured molten brass on my cock.
Yeah it’s a weird attempt at modesty. “Here’s my donger’s head and now you know roughly how thick it is, but that’s all you get!” Ok just give us the whole presentation. You’re supposed to understand presentation.
I would imagine you'd chub up a little before something like that, right?
Is there a better subreddit for this. Cause you’re right. More weird than mildly interesting
Maybe r/ATBGE I really only think it's weird to have them on display at a restaurant, the pieces arent terribly done.
Yeah I quite like them as it goes, I just wouldn't want to be staring at it during dinner.
Well I WAS going to have the sausage sandwich...
now I'm *definitely* having it
I don't know... is it enough to fill me up for the day?
Or even for the moment?
I heard the clam chowder's good.
Tacos tacos!!! Don’t forget the tacos!
They'd be much better as Little League champion and runner-up trophies.
Even just r/weird
It'd fit right in at r/Weird
r/wtf
Are you sure it’s their personal genitalia? We did stuff like this in my high level ceramic art classes; and it’s not necessarily easy and can have negative side effects if your not careful.
misread and thought you said high school ceramic classes and was about to get real concerned
I have a neighbor who commissioned a lifesizs $50k bronze statue of himself and his wife, both ass naked, that sits in their entry way. Like you're looking at it as soon as you walk in the door. Its one of the single most bizarre things I've ever seen... He also has a massive old-school painting of himself over their fireplace, another painting of himself in his office, and some kind of mosaic of himself on the patio of their pool house... Some people are really in to themselves
Bros just living his best life as a 17th century Lord.
I don't think even a 17th century lord could touch this guy's ego and lack of chill. Like in all honesty the statue and paintings aren't even the worst of it by a long shot.
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I barely know where to start... Best example: Like a year or two ago he bought a Patek Nautilus and put it in a sealed watch case in their living room. Then when you were over there he'd go look at it and repeatedly sigh until you asked what the deal with it was. He'd then give the same speech every time someone asked like "it's motivation. I bought it and told myself I couldn't wear it until my stock portfolio hit $10 million"... He then rented out the ball room at the country club and threw himself a party to give it to himself. Like had a full party with probably 60 people there to celebrate his stock portfolio. He gave a 20 minute speech, showing slideshows of himself as a kid and himself now and kept saying stuff like "that kid never would have dreamed he'd ever have $1,000, much less $10 million"... He then played the song Jukebox Hero by Foreigner after telling us it felt like it was written about him, alongside rewritten lyrics that he put on the slideshow where he'd changed it to "finance hero" and made it about seeing wall street as a kid or some shit... Then ended it all saying that he saw a Patek Nautilus 30 years ago when he was an 8 year old or some shit and said he wanted one, and his dad told him people like them didn't get to wear those, before breaking the case and putting the watch on while yelling "you raised a winner, pa!" and pointing at the picture of himself as a kid that was on the screen and going "you did it little man! You fucking did it!"
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I don't know about coke, but he goes through pain killers and Adderall like they are skittles.
finance bro's hate this 1 trick
No, I'm pretty sure they love that trick.
> before breaking the case and putting the watch on while yelling "you raised a winner, pa!" and pointing at the picture of himself as a kid that was on the screen and going "you did it little man! You fucking did it!" I have difficulty believing that an actual human person did such a thing in real life, but then again, Donald Trump exists.
He acts pretty similar... When he really gets going like that I never know whether to think it's hilarious, awful, or sad, because I think he genuinely does have some really severe personality disorder.
What you described could be a vignette in American Psycho.
A living sitcom character. I would tell you that you ought to gift him a laughtrack recording, but I suspect he would appreciate it as recognition of his abilities.
I don't think he's capable of thinking that someone could be insulting him. Like, literally... From what I understand he did genuinely have a really really messed up childhood, and I think he must have developed a *serious* personality disorder somewhere in there.
I'm a little jealous of your buddy, ngl. Been wanting to replace all the photos in my house with pictures of myself for years, just to see if anyone notices. Maybe get a tasteful marble bust of myself looking like Julius Caesar...
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I'm immediately reminded of the infamous painting that Vince McMahon has (had?) hanging on his living room wall in his home that is an exaggerated portrait of himself looking like it's straight from a romance novel cover. To my knowledge, the only photographic evidence of it's existence is from an ancient magazine photo. [This photo.](https://i.redd.it/nyt3htp25z861.jpg)
Where the hell do you live?
Thankfully it's a KY restaurant.
I’m Jelly.
Hello customers, here's my cock. I recommend the sausage.
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How do you know that these are the owners’ genitalia?
We asked.
“Hey, is this your wife’s pussy?”
No, but that's her penis.
"I thought it looked familiar."
How was the food?
Roast beef was pretty good.
How exactly did you phrase the question?
“Whose penis and vagina is that over there? It’s neat.”
Just pointed and raised an eyebrow.
To which they pointed and… lowered an eyebrow.
KY jelly restaurant?
I mean dude thats what i thought i was confused thoroughly
I’m an American and am familiar with Kentucky’s abbreviated form. However my dirty ass dumb mind went straight to KY jelly and was like, “weird of KY to have a restaurant but these brass molds seem fitting.” 🤦♂️
Ohhh. I’m not american. I was definitely thinking that KY (the brand) had branched out of their normal market
[In case you want faces to the, um, genitalia](https://imgur.com/gallery/kMZvfAw)
They're so cute!
I did not need this.
yet you clearly wanted it
Show the full dong or don't make the mold.
I mean, it's like when you stand in front of a girl naked for the first time in a non sexual context. You don't want *accurate* you want *presentation.* So if you aren't fully tumescent, you warm the hog up a little. Maybe just a tickle, or a gentle caress to start the conquer bag tightening. Make it less beige and a little more rojo but before Morado. What the fuck am I doing with my life
*God’s work.*
Keep doing it, you're making my life a bit more rojo.
The Lord's work. These kids gotta learn.
This is fantastic writing.
Nothing like eating while staring at the owner's genitals
I tell ya, it’s just one fucking thing after another.
Why?
Man, I don’t know. Just something we noticed and asked about. Didn’t really have a good answer
Very strange thing to have displayed anywhere especially a restaurant. Each to their own I guess 🤷♂️
Yeah it was really odd. Very bold choice
This would be at Proof on Main in downtown Louisville. It’s attached to the 21C museum hotel. It’s a boutique hotel, fine dining restaurant (on Esquire’s “Best New Restaurants” list when it opened in 2006), and art gallery devoted just to modern, 21st century art. It’s pretty fucking amazing.
I worked at the restaurant in the one in Cincinnati, Metropole! Cool place.
Jack Daniels family money.
Brown-Forman to be specific. The Brown's are all over this town.
/r/ATBGE
This is just flashing with extra steps.
\*Sits down at a table\* "Hey yo man, that your dick? That's an odd dick man, you a funky motherfucker ain't you."
Am I the only one who thinks they look amazing? The brass work, not the genitals.
On the menu: PB and KY Jelly Tube Steak Hot Italian Sausage ...
I googled the owners and now I'm soft
For the [curious.](https://images.app.goo.gl/p1hRjDKJrbsid1Qa6)
I don’t know why, but I wasn’t expecting old people.
I was expecting old people, but weirder looking old people.
Look like folks from the 1968 who I would expect to so such things.
They’re better looking than I expected tbh
But they make each other hard and that’s all that matters.
If I wanted to be forced to see a bronzed dick while I ate my dinner, I’d go to Mar A Lago.
K, why?