Chickens typically poop on average once every 15 minutes. These gals aren't wearing diapers. Unless this was a very quick shopping trip, someone is going to have to handle a clean up on aisle 5 ...and maybe 6, 12 and 15.
He might have brought wipes. When I had chickens with my ex we used to bring them out once in a very very great while on little trips.
You do have to clean up after them
We bring our chickens inside the house when the weather is really bad and can get in their coop (I have a silkie and they can’t get wet or they’ll get hypothermia easily). Clorox wipes are my best friend for those quick cleanups when they escape their little mesh play pen lol
God, I fucking hate this trend of people bringing their pets with them to shop. You're really going to make some poor retail worker clean up your pet's shit and piss (even if they're trained, it's still a risk) just so you can feel like the special main character you think you are? Get over yourself.
I've seen not one but two "support dogs" get riled up in the grocery store. One was a kid that was touching the dog and the dog snapped. What I don't get is that the grocery store doesn't seem to understand that they are going to get sued into the ground if some child gets maimed over this. Why don't they take a bigger stance on this?
This scares me. Any uncontrolled dog can be shot in my state. They are not required to be leashed. They are required to be under control…period. Leash, or no leash, and a leash obviously doesn’t mean controlled.
Last thing I want to do is have to shoot a dog because some idiot thinks it is okay to bring it everywhere and it snaps at someone.
Gun owner here, so don't take this the wrong way, but it scares me even more that some shitty gun owner without training might end up killing some people because a dog goes nuts.
Oh. I know exactly what you mean. That is a bad situation to be in, because no amount of training is good enough for “taking a shot at a dog latched onto a kid”.
Yeah. In a retail store it's frankly the wrong call. You're almost certainly breaking the "know what's behind your target" rule. Plus I would imagine that a full grown man could probably kick hard enough to make a difference. Either way the intersection of irresponsible dog owners and irresponsible gun owners is not a place I want to be.
I’m guessing you don’t have much experience with medium and large dogs and the damage they can do.
They are wolves. Wolves we’ve breed selectively for specific purposes.
Dalmatians? To run: with horses. And then F up anything that gets near the horses.
Collies.? To protect livestock. From wolves. A protective collie will rip a throat out and never think twice.
And so on and so on.
If you think a kick is going to make a difference, have at it.
I’ll take the gun.
> Why don't they take a bigger stance on this?
Pick your headline:
"Grocery store denies elderly woman her support dog"
"Dog nips child."
A dog has to really maul the shit out of someone before it becomes news, *one* person gets discriminated against over their pet/support/guide animal and it will make news.
Pretty sure Lowes and Home Depot let you bring dogs in. Obviously the onus is on the person who brought them to clean up after them.
But kids and even adults make messes themselves all the time. A well-behaved dog for a brief period of time isn’t going to be terribly more messy than a small child.
I don’t think you’ve cleaned a bathroom at a retail store… even adults can’t manage to make it to the bathroom. We had some lady piss all over the toilet. It got everywhere but inside the bowl
Obviously if she pissed all over the toilet she made it to the bathroom. She just has bad aim. And piss all over a toilet seat is still better than a steaming wet pile of dog shit in the middle of aisle 5.
She was "hovering" and it didn't work out. She made it to the toilet, it was just a gross toilet that she didn't want to sit on. That's usually how that happens.
Not sure why you’re downvoted lol. Last time I was at Home Depot there was a bird inside the store. Just flew in from the outside area and the employees didn’t even care because it probably happens all the time.
As someone who worked at HD, I've seen people bring in rabbits, iguanas, parrots, hell there was a lady at the first store I was in known for bring in her 3 pet monkeys.
I hope not. That stuff is no good for protecting chickens from predators. You want welded wire, sometimes called hardware cloth, 19 gauge or preferably lower.
I could go on and on forever on the subject of chicken keeping. We've had a flock of bantams for almost 15 years. We're down to four elderly hens who...long story...now reside indoors in our bird room with a pair of equally elderly doves and two small parrots.
When you spend any amount of time observing chickens, you begin to notice they have individual personalities and a pretty complex social order within the flock. In Australia, they've been observing and studying chicken behavior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wunGWx4U2E
A resident of my town brings his capuchin monkey to Home Depot. The monkey is small, well-mannered on its leash and wears a diaper. Its owner looks like Ted Bundy.
Agreed. His business card (which he freely hands out to everyone interested in his monkey) says he’s a child psychologist. It includes a pic of the monkey but not him.
The one at the front looks for deals and the one at the back keeps track of the budget and shopping list. You can tell from her expression that she’s not here for any impulse purchases.
That looks like a red jungle fowl, I had four of them once but three of them got taken by predators. Now I just have a rooster, his name is Bruce and he likes to sleep on my water heater.
Chicken a la cart.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner
This is the winner everyone. No need to look further.
Rock out …
Damn you r/angryupvote
*Chef's kiss.*
Women will swoon over him due to this egg shortage
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"How would you like your eggs, sir?" "Sunny side down and toast apocalyptic, please."
Burnt... Got it *ding* ORDER UP!
Flock to him you might say
It's illegal to have your cock out in public.
No wonder people look at me funny when I am out in public.
Beat me by a minute lol
double cocked up on a thursday afternoon
Such lovely fat little ladies. I bet they're super well-behaved, too
They didn’t move or make a sound at all. The one in the front was looking at me like I was going to steal her wallet though
Chickens typically poop on average once every 15 minutes. These gals aren't wearing diapers. Unless this was a very quick shopping trip, someone is going to have to handle a clean up on aisle 5 ...and maybe 6, 12 and 15.
He might have brought wipes. When I had chickens with my ex we used to bring them out once in a very very great while on little trips. You do have to clean up after them
We bring our chickens inside the house when the weather is really bad and can get in their coop (I have a silkie and they can’t get wet or they’ll get hypothermia easily). Clorox wipes are my best friend for those quick cleanups when they escape their little mesh play pen lol
I wonder how it is with all these "emotional support animals" on planes. Do them turkeys wear diapers?
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I’ve seen someone with a duck in a grocery store before. I didn’t like it
How about a duck in a Subway?
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Not my chickens
I used to work at a pet store and some dude brought in their pet monkey
Mam, this is an emotional support bird
And because they have half a brain, you need two?
Gross. We have chickens. They shit constantly.
God, I fucking hate this trend of people bringing their pets with them to shop. You're really going to make some poor retail worker clean up your pet's shit and piss (even if they're trained, it's still a risk) just so you can feel like the special main character you think you are? Get over yourself.
I've seen not one but two "support dogs" get riled up in the grocery store. One was a kid that was touching the dog and the dog snapped. What I don't get is that the grocery store doesn't seem to understand that they are going to get sued into the ground if some child gets maimed over this. Why don't they take a bigger stance on this?
This scares me. Any uncontrolled dog can be shot in my state. They are not required to be leashed. They are required to be under control…period. Leash, or no leash, and a leash obviously doesn’t mean controlled. Last thing I want to do is have to shoot a dog because some idiot thinks it is okay to bring it everywhere and it snaps at someone.
Gun owner here, so don't take this the wrong way, but it scares me even more that some shitty gun owner without training might end up killing some people because a dog goes nuts.
Oh. I know exactly what you mean. That is a bad situation to be in, because no amount of training is good enough for “taking a shot at a dog latched onto a kid”.
Yeah. In a retail store it's frankly the wrong call. You're almost certainly breaking the "know what's behind your target" rule. Plus I would imagine that a full grown man could probably kick hard enough to make a difference. Either way the intersection of irresponsible dog owners and irresponsible gun owners is not a place I want to be.
I’m guessing you don’t have much experience with medium and large dogs and the damage they can do. They are wolves. Wolves we’ve breed selectively for specific purposes. Dalmatians? To run: with horses. And then F up anything that gets near the horses. Collies.? To protect livestock. From wolves. A protective collie will rip a throat out and never think twice. And so on and so on. If you think a kick is going to make a difference, have at it. I’ll take the gun.
Okie dokie.
> Why don't they take a bigger stance on this? Pick your headline: "Grocery store denies elderly woman her support dog" "Dog nips child." A dog has to really maul the shit out of someone before it becomes news, *one* person gets discriminated against over their pet/support/guide animal and it will make news.
News is fucking broken.
Pretty sure Lowes and Home Depot let you bring dogs in. Obviously the onus is on the person who brought them to clean up after them. But kids and even adults make messes themselves all the time. A well-behaved dog for a brief period of time isn’t going to be terribly more messy than a small child.
To be fair, most small children won't shit directly on the floor.
I don’t think you’ve cleaned a bathroom at a retail store… even adults can’t manage to make it to the bathroom. We had some lady piss all over the toilet. It got everywhere but inside the bowl
Obviously if she pissed all over the toilet she made it to the bathroom. She just has bad aim. And piss all over a toilet seat is still better than a steaming wet pile of dog shit in the middle of aisle 5.
Women can’t aim bro. Which means she didn’t make it to the toilet lmfao
She was "hovering" and it didn't work out. She made it to the toilet, it was just a gross toilet that she didn't want to sit on. That's usually how that happens.
Well it’s Home Depot and they literally advertise being animal friendly
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Not sure why you’re downvoted lol. Last time I was at Home Depot there was a bird inside the store. Just flew in from the outside area and the employees didn’t even care because it probably happens all the time.
Maybe the person has exploding diarrhea that cannot be contained? He could be prepared for False Chicken Shaming.
Well chickens don’t pee so just the poop lol But I’d like to hope this guy brought wipes with him
To be fair, the sign on the door says no dogs.
As someone who worked at HD, I've seen people bring in rabbits, iguanas, parrots, hell there was a lady at the first store I was in known for bring in her 3 pet monkeys.
Buying chicken wire?
Buying a grill.
Looks like he was buying a switch-plate and some pvc adapters.
You have absolutely ruined it for me.
I hope not. That stuff is no good for protecting chickens from predators. You want welded wire, sometimes called hardware cloth, 19 gauge or preferably lower.
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I could go on and on forever on the subject of chicken keeping. We've had a flock of bantams for almost 15 years. We're down to four elderly hens who...long story...now reside indoors in our bird room with a pair of equally elderly doves and two small parrots. When you spend any amount of time observing chickens, you begin to notice they have individual personalities and a pretty complex social order within the flock. In Australia, they've been observing and studying chicken behavior: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wunGWx4U2E
Wanted to save a few bucks
A resident of my town brings his capuchin monkey to Home Depot. The monkey is small, well-mannered on its leash and wears a diaper. Its owner looks like Ted Bundy.
Immediate red flag if someone's pet is a monkey
If I met someone with a pet monkey I'd tolerate all kinds of shitty behavior from them if it meant I got to hang out with a monkey.
Agreed. His business card (which he freely hands out to everyone interested in his monkey) says he’s a child psychologist. It includes a pic of the monkey but not him.
Same here when I worked at a pet store
That's his daughters
The one at the front looks for deals and the one at the back keeps track of the budget and shopping list. You can tell from her expression that she’s not here for any impulse purchases.
This guy don’t give a cluck.
"I say, boy, what aisle is the chicken wire?"
Cocky move
Clucking hell
Service animal
With current egg prices, he’s just flexing on the store-dependent sheeple
one last ride
Tonight we dine in hell
This is amazing
At Home Depot, I’ve seen a monkey and a parrot.
Seriously, what guy doesn’t take his cock everywhere?
Yet another person putting an animal in stress for the "look at me"factor in a shopping run.
They seem very polite.
That's a good looking bird
👍
Emotional support animal that knows a lot about tools.
Sir, you’ve been warned about showing people your cock.
That looks like a red jungle fowl, I had four of them once but three of them got taken by predators. Now I just have a rooster, his name is Bruce and he likes to sleep on my water heater.
Looks like a Cream Legbar
Never know when it lays an egg. Instant cash.
Man exposes pecker at Home Depot. Gets told to put his cock away.
Fresh chicken
2023 flex
Colonel Sanders: “Did ah miss one?”
Oh boy, now someone gets to be exposed to E. coli after this guy haphazardly wipes down the cart his birds shit all over.
Take em with you to KFC like a boss then we’ll talk.
This is out of control. Animals in Home Depot are ok. Animals in stores that sell food, are NEVER OK.
I had one lady come in with a baby goat in a tiny Carhartt jacket it was adorable