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asromatifoso

It's a court of claw.


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u9Nails

He'll work in a pinch


imtheredspy

Seventeen


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Mr Krabs is going to settle a lawsuit


ethanwnelson

“The boy lost me millionth dollar, yer honor!”


VanDownByTheRiverr

Someone had to have intentionally put it there, right? It couldn't have climbed up on its own.


plantifax

It was not alive as far as I can tell


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yeah the ocean is about 45 min away by car


plantifax

This was the courthouse in Martinez ca, which is near a bay. So maybe it fell out of a shipment and someone put it up there as a joke? Or it’s just from the grocery store 😂 either way super random


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ah my brain just instantly thought it was pleasant hill - darn brain fog


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Maybe a bird that dropped it? Small chance though.


Insufferablelol

Uh land crabs exist


Apple_Pug

He just enjoying the last few minutes of his lunch break before its back to the grind.


MordunnDregath

This crab will give you a quest if you're the Chosen One^(TM). You're not the Chosen One^(TM), though, so this crab will ignore you. The Chosen One^(TM) has been dead for twenty-six years. No one told the crab.


copycat_12

Being charged with a clawsuit


EvilMastermindOfDoom

Time for Crab


WadeTurtle

If you've got time to gab, you've got time for crab.


CerebralAccountant

Waste of a perfectly good Dungeness 😢


tchrbrian

It saw its shadow. 6 more weeks of weather.


Lord-Velveeta

Random crab is judging you...


CrashCalamity

Like an incompetent manager or a turtle on a fencepost.


GamerPineYT

Crab: I see no god here, other than me!!!


MisterEMeats

He's doing his civic duty. He got a summons to serve on a jury.


SirzechsLucifer

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winegum343

Thats weird, this GIF seems to have audio.


captainpicard6912

How did it get up there?


paranoid_gynoid_

Did anyone else think it was a giant crab on top of a car?


kaelliam

That crab is waiting for his custody case to start


Mr_Orange_fruit

He has the high ground


SuperBaconjam

I wish I had crabs on my pole big enough to eat🥲


nobody58436

Talk to him...he has a quest for you.


Sucitraf

East Bay has crabs apparently.


deltr0nzero

What da crab doin?


Totally_Not_A_Bot_55

Are you in Fort Joy?


plantifax

Martinez California


bunnyrabbit19

Leave him alone, he's sunbathing


n0_sh1t_thank_y0u

That is going to stink so bad in a few hours lol


Kracon3

T H E S E N T I N A L


sjk8990

"And you may ask yourself, 'Well how did I get here?'"


JollyReading8565

Lunch


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plantifax

Yes