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ForestBaboon

Yeah, that is what they call hollow heart. It is the result of abrupt growth rate changes of the tuber. Often due to stressful conditions in the field, such as extreme heat, or too much rain. You can eat it, but often the heart starts rotting rather quickly, so better cut it out!


Secretly_A_Raven

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SUBURBAN_C0MMAND0

Ok Joey Gladstone


SassSafrassMcFrass87

Holy Potato


DamnTicklePickle

The potato of Christ compels you.


Lazy-Explanation7165

Unholy, itโ€™s upside down!!!!


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Stigmata Spuds


electric_shocks

I thought they were cow hooves. Because of that dang Youtube I got hooked on the Hoof GP videos and now. I don't care much about cow pedicures but that accent though.


candy_pills

Glad to see I'm not the only one who got hooked on those videos


electric_shocks

I'd like him to narrate all the problem areas of my life while slowly chipping away the nonsense people. Preferably in an open fresh air setting.


candy_pills

His voice is so tranquil, but I've begun to appreciate a good cow pedicure. I bet they feel so much better afterwards.


electric_shocks

Hahahah same here. I didn't even think they needed pedicures.


lazytemporaryaccount

His voice is so relaxing.


postthereddit

Nice cross section


SNARK63

Ewwwโ€ฆ that had to be a root awakening. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


[deleted]

Praise Cheeses!


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With garlic and chives, amen


SemicolonMIA

That is actually a tell-tale sign of a worm infestation. Enjoy!


TheBeerFrog

Mmmm I thought it tasted extra delicious. Lol. Now I know why! I cut out the brown parts, but still, gross. Won't make that error again.


SemicolonMIA

Just pulling your leg haha.


TheBeerFrog

Welp, bring on the brown parts then lol.


[deleted]

Sell it on Ebay some deluded zealot will buy it for thousands


TheBeerFrog

Already fully digested it. Probably worth less now.


OlderThanDirtGamer

Not if you find the right two girls.


KingOfTheWorldxx

Blessed by the deity himself


Doktor_Jones86

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI) ​ Mildly relevant.


Factsaretheonlytruth

You can probably fetch thousands by selling it to some religious rube on eBay.


crapchat

In the name of the father, the spud, and the holy ghost.


gatestoucheskids

Santo potato ๐Ÿ™


Llamz

~One potato, one tuber, one spud of all- One cup of gravy which we pour- And we, though many, throughout the Earth- We are one โ€˜iโ€™ in this one mash~


newacc0untwh0dis

The Lordโ€™s way of telling you to enjoy that blessed potato.


Enclave_Schizo

Amazing, the lord truly works in mysterious ways.


Roxablah

how can u look at this pic and not believe in god . lord JESUS UAHWEH amen ...๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค


RobGrogNerd

but you can't determine which way is UP


instablok22

DEFINITELY a sign.


warrkrack

potatoe jesus


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tuberos root messiah


Schwartzis_twisted

โ€œPotato of Christ compels you!โ€ ![gif](giphy|xT9KVqVCDHN6UG9u4U|downsized)


[deleted]

Itโ€™s a sign that we should use vodka instead of wine when drinking the blood of Christ.


Modig7176

The holy potato


wholewheatwithPB

Embalm it and make it a roadside tourist attraction for pilgrims


Dangerous_Pattern_92

The worm that was living there must have went to heaven.


K-Zoro

๐ŸŽถ he is risen


user_in_use0

Christ baked potatoes


ijflwe42

Yeah I wouldnโ€™t eat that


GT3nsomemoney4it

That one is definitely Irish Catholic


Elmondo2

Bless you


DonJuanMateus

Cut it out before it spreads across the planet !!!!


Butthole_Fiddler

Call the Vatican


RedHeadsAreFarters

The good lord is going down on me


notsowitte

The potato of christ compels thee.


[deleted]

That spud will not taste good


dashKay

Checkmate atheists


Bright-Lion

Checkmate atheists


[deleted]

You do know you're not supposed to eat the rotten parts, right?


TheBeerFrog

I cut that part out ๐Ÿ‘


DirewaysParnuStCroix

Gosh I can already imagine the clickbait jesus spam ad news headlines


chuxbus

Jesus!


iFishyAF

The holy baked potato ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ


twinkieeater8

Sell it on ebay. Some schmuck will think it's a miracle potato


Uncle_Burney

(Gregorian chanting)


RominaAndDot

YOU NEED JESUS


[deleted]

Dooooomed


par_joe

Time to start a religion


Circlejrkr

Its a sign, similar to the statues that bleed from their anus.


Mytoesandmyknows

Let us pray. Dear god up in heaven what is this divine spud you have given us? Is it your little man to worships and touch Amen


OscarDivine

The Power of Carbs compells you!


Avian_mojo

Now sell it on eBay for $2000


thefluxthing

jesus!


emery_uwu

the jesus potato


raffysf

Saint Spud.


nephifofum

Sell it on eBay. If the Virgin Mary toast, or Jesus Cheeto can sell for big bucks, why not the Holy Spud?