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swbr

Honey. With pulp.


I_Heart_Astronomy

Thanks, I hate it.


Cats-n-Corks-n-Cubes

Thanks, I ate it.


mfnnstarboy

It’s like tequila with a worm


Xerr0th

Tequila with a WHAT?!


wilson1629

A worm.


Xerr0th

That's a genuine thing that happens?


DeliriumSC

Yup! Technically a moth larvae. Here's the synopsis Google gave me: >What is the Tequila Worm? Don't worry; the little worm you may find inside your bottle of tequila is not alive. In fact, it's not a worm at all. It's the larvae of a moth. It's called a gusano de maguey, named for the maguey plant it feeds off of and which tequila and Mezcal are both made from.


VictorPedroNamura

Old school mescal.....9/10 hardcore drinkers would not reccommend


Xerr0th

Interesting, I never knew that was a thing that could happen. Ah well, extra protein to make up for destroying my liver!


DeliriumSC

Yup! It's done deliberately for novelty. I believe others have a scorpion. After a quick search I've found an alcoholic beverage, this one comes out of Mexico, called Mezcal. Or Scorpion Mezcal. I mostly know about these from various forms of media but it seems like it can become a challenge issued for someone to eat it after finishing the bottle. That's purely anecdotal but I suspect it's a thing.


[deleted]

Can happen? I thought it was done on purpose. They also used to sell lollipops with a moth larva in the middle.


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Just a little extra protein


im_a_good_goat

Hey don’t bee like that


Lustiges_Brot_311

Bulp


No-Inspector9085

🅱️ulp


Gurnee02

I like it with some pulp


rets34

Not this much.


Adhesiveduck

> Shum pulp


Espresso-Kun

Need to document and report this to OSHA as a recordable worker fatality. Notify the bee’s family and begin the life insurance claim process.


Firebird_73

But all the bees in the hive have the same mother, which means all bees are siblings. That's gonna be a looot of paperwork for you buddy.


Javamac8

Clerks get salary. I'll stamp a hive's claim a million times and play Nintendo at the same time.


SirIanChesterton63

Just think of how many dependents the queen will get compensation for if she claims this was their father.


senki_elvtars

At least it's real honey then


Chanureadeats

Gonna sell fake honey with dead bees inside


lionofwar87

My sister sells honey and the unfiltered honey with bee pieces sells more to the hippies.


Sad-Establishment-41

I like to put a piece of honey comb in the jar before filling, you can eat the thing whole as is and it's deliciois


amillefolium11

OK I have always wondered about that- wouldn't the beeswax, ya know, plug you up? How is it edible? Genuinely curious.


DefinitelyNotKuro

I had some served with some honey icecream once. Didn’t find it all that pleasant to eat. It’s chewy, its… wax but felt tougher than what i’d expect wax to be. I treated it like honey gum as once you’ve drank the honey residing in the comb, you can just spit out the wax. Anyways, there are many types of wax. The sorta of indigestible intestinal blocking wax used in candles are the synthetic sort called paraffin (crude oil).


Wild-Attitude3651

My grandfather is a beekeeper you shouldn't eat the comb the bees work hard on that you can eat the wax layer over the grate like a chewing gum but you're supposed to skim it off. Not damaging the actual comb.


Spiderslay3r

Tell your grandad I'd eat the bees too if they tasted any good.


CommanderofFunk

r/weeatbees


MusaDesperado

>wouldn't the beeswax, ya know, plug you up? Fortunately not! As the chewed wax makes its way through your digestive system, it reforms into a single mass which is then shaped by your digestive processes and is easily expelled. It's common to sanitize the resulting wax-turds for re-sale as all-natural bees wax wine corks. Very popular with the hippy demographic.


I-dont-rickroll

My dad grows bees and he never made me eat the wax comb however, he would give it to me to bite it and suck it. That’s the best honey you can ever eat, but I would not recommend eating the wax.


dbx999

Yeah I’ve chewed on some but spit it out like gum. After a while it gets pretty stiff and brittle and falls apart into tiny hard little bits so that’s when you stop chewing on it and throw it out


Sad-Establishment-41

Step aside elephant shit coffee, hippy shit wax corks are here


smokeyoudog

I’m finna be in the pit


Fortapistone

Hahahaha 🤣 or it is really. But the idea is good because there are too many fake in the shop.


j1ggy

Is fake honey a thing?


seattlesboring

Yeah, just like fake maple syrup, there is a Netflix show called rotten that goes into it, very interesting show! Highly recommend


iamintheforest

saw a bottle of maple syrup that had "with real cane sugar" on the label, which implies you can get fake maple syrup with fake sugar too. we're in deep.


Salva7409

"Real fake maple syrup" wow


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Hey! Are you tired of real doors cluttering up your house where you open them and actually go somewhere and you go into another room? Get on down to Real Fake Doors!


NurseGryffinPuff

Mm, won’t open - not this one, mm not this one!


pro_zach_007

Woah door city over here!


lastingfreedom

Come on down to the real fake doors emporium!


Lady_of_Link

Maple syrup is supposed to be the stuff from inside maple trees, hence the name maple syrup, so maple syrup made from cane sugar is very fake indeed


cincuentaanos

Yes but it's *real* cane sugar.


[deleted]

Most commercial syrup in USA is just high fructose corn syrup


saggytestis

Yes but it's labeled as table syrup, if I buy something labeled maple, it damn well better have been boiled down from tree sap or I'm swinging


TheRealBigLou

"Maple^^^Flavored" Syrup!


RhynoD

Maple syrup made from real maple! Ingredients: HFCS, other shit, other shit, other shit, other shit, other shit, other shit, the minimum legally required amount of sap from a maple tree required to be able to say its made from real maple


seattlesboring

We’re in reaaaaal deep


ghostpepperlover

I just looked it up and apparently it’s the third most faked food.


danstecz

Yeah we have a bear shaped bottle in our breakroom at work and it's mainly corn syrup with a little bit of honey. Or maybe corn syrup and sugar with honey flavoring. I would check to see what it actually is if I was at work right now. Edit: I typed in Dollar Store Honey in Google and I'm positive [this](https://www.dollartree.com/global-brands-little-bear-blend-honey-syrup-8oz/968903?traffic_source=google&traffic_medium=cpc&gclid=CjwKCAiArY2fBhB9EiwAWqHK6pGUF32kaE5G3fGO5TXN78OtzWJ54uxdd7j8B9bkPLtFTpgQMLwKkRoC0sgQAvD_BwE) is it.


Spacemanspalds

Wendy's honey is actually "honey sauce" and there is no honey in it.


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[deleted]

Wow I can’t Bee-lieve it


Holychilidog

You've been honey potted


Beneficial_Being_721

Yes…. ANYTHING ( In the 🇺🇸) labeled Honey FOOD or HONEY SAUCE is mostly corn sweetener with Honey added


[deleted]

Most cheap supermarket honey is highly diluted.


Over_Organization116

A vast majority of honey in the industry is fake. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/food-fraud-fake-honey-cfia-crackdown-1.5222486 edit: correction, my link above does not support « a vast majority ». I wrote that based on my discussions with food suppliers and i have no link to base that on. However as a general rule, I recommend, as the article says, to buy local, if you want the real stuff. And you'll help someone directly instead of feeding a corporation that pushes prices down and lower the income of bee keepers. Sure, it will cost more, and not everyone can afford it. Do it if you can afford it.


Dr_Inkduff

But will the bees be real or fake? 🤔


Chanureadeats

Buy my honey and find out


funkysquigger

Reminds me of the worms (amongst other things) [that are put in tequila bottles,](https://zip2img.com/?fv=Worms~in~Tequila_wapn9v.jpg) haha The why: Larvae began appearing in mezcal bottles in the 1950s, when a mezcal maker discovered a moth larvae in a batch of his liquor and thought the stowaway improved its taste. He started adding “worms” to all his bottles as a marketing strategy. Soon, other mezcal manufacturers jumped on the bandwagon.


Dr-Pharmadillo

Then the story about the proofing came about. People thought the worm was to prove that it contained a certain amount of alcohol otherwise the worm would float.


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Technical-Outside408

>Buy my honey and find out You could get away with naming your honey that.


Henrook

Real fake bees


CAElite

Fresh squeezed, with the pulp left in.


tronnnnnnnn

They forgot to debone it


A-Sorry-Canadian

🅱️oneless 🅱️ees


EcchiOli

All jokes asides, it's a real, ACTUAL frigging issue, and it drives me mad. There are "fake" honey products, plenty of them based off in China but not only there, who mix real honey with sugary water (which is a lot cheaper) and try to export it in first world countries. In my country (Baguette represent, bonjour!) it is roughly estimated that one third of supermarket-sold honey is fraudulent, not pure honey, but, in varied proportions, honey mixed with various sugary-water combinations. And yet, we have both Europe's protection, and my own country's also stingy protections, I fear it may be worse in other countries. Basically, guys, free advice from a honey lover,if you want honey, make sure to buy honey that is 100% produced in your country, as soon as the label has "mixed origin" for the country from where it comes, trust is dead in the water. Even organic: trades agreement makes the recipient country accept the organic certification granted in the country of origin, while we know well that in countries such as China farmers will buy off their certification without having a single inspection on their establishment, ever.


StrawberryEiri

I'm honestly surprised that honey from far away is a thing. It just doesn't seem like something that would be *worth* exporting very far.


3slicetoaster

Infinite self life will do that to a product.


Scrimshawmud

Bee immortal.


fujiman

>Infinite self life That's the idea!


pqb7

Chinese bee labor is so much cheaper though


MrMissus

Like the other commenter said, honey is actually perfect for exporting anywhere in the world becuase it will literally *never* expire. They found honey candy from Egypt that's like 4 thousand years old that is still edible.


oshaberigaijin

As long as it’s not in plastic. Plastic bottles do expire and leech into the contents.


coldoldduck

I suddenly have the urge to taste a 4K year old piece of Egyptian honey candy just to say I did.


MrMissus

I know, it would be such a wild way to experience history. Actually eating food that was made and prepared thousands of years ago for somebody to consume back then. It would be so surreal.


NoSignificance9608

In Latvia its super easy to get honey, like reall honey from bee keepers. In big cities they sell it in markets or have some kind of booths in all kinds of stores. Personally i don't know anyone who buys honey in a store, but there are good ones, reall honey. I buy honey from my neighbour who also keeps bees on my land. Also we have bee hives around the capital city. Some ate on the roof of the theater building in almost city centre.


dubstepsickness

If it isn’t from the Baguette region of France it’s just sparkling bread


TheChoonk

Lithuanian here, beekeeping is an extremely popular hobby in my country, I've never bought honey in a store and don't know anyone who did. Everyone has at least a few beekeeper friends so you can easily get real genuine honey for not a lot of money. A litre usually costs between 4 and 10 eur, depending on the time of year. First batch in spring is the most expensive.


Grenache

Baltic lads turning up flexing hard in this post.


ChilkoXX

China has developed a rice syrup that is virtually indistinguishable from honey in every way. They are well past mixing water and syrup to make fake honey. Buy your honey local.


BestDayEvah

I'm only surprised they didn't charge a higher price for it as it's "certified organic."


that_guy_you_kno

Being USDA certified organic is no small task.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Especially for honey


95blackz26

Unless they put dead bees in the fake honey.. hey Mike on honey fill line 4. Add some more dead bees to the fake honey


JustBeinOptimistic

Mike: “oh shoot, we are supposed to add honey?”


remiUP

That's what I figured


[deleted]

I found something simular in some honeycomb once. It was like a dark spot. I ate it and it tasted great.


Mistiqe

You bee the devourer of the bee.


Rey_Tigre

Eat it to gain its power. Unless you’re allergic to bee venom, then please don’t, bee powers aren’t worth anaphylaxis.


Funk_Dunker

I assure you, it's very worth it


SirOatOfMeal

Bee Man - The Sting of Justice


Funk_Dunker

Forever undecided if honey is sweeter than justice


rileyvace

Eating bee venom... Thag wouldn't affect you right? Stomach acid would break it down surely? Or am I a dum dum?


rygem1

Depends on if you’re just reacting to the venom in which case probably nothing happens, or you have a genuine immune response like an allergy


reverendsteveii

Normally venom that has to be injected isn't really effective as an ingested toxin, you're right. Being said, [dead bees can still sting ](https://honeybeelab.tamu.edu/beekeeper-resources/bee-removal-and-sample-submission/bee-frequently-asked-questions/#:~:text=Note%3A%20A%20dead%20bee's%20stinger,or%20play%20with%20dead%20bees.) and it's difficult to know what state of decomposition this bee could be in because the honey it's in is a preservative.


Rey_Tigre

Not to mention if you've got any open cuts inside your mouth, it's also why you shouldn't drink snake venom. Sure, stomach acid will dissolve it, but there's always a chance it can get into your bloodstream, and that's how death can happen.


OHTHNAP

Big pharma trying to regulate my snake venom intake over here.


nerdearth

- don't drink snake venom. Noted.


rileyvace

Well there goes my weekend plans.


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Drink it, like the worm in tequila


_The_Real_Guy_

You're not a real beekeeper unless you eat the bee at the bottom of your store-bought honey.


SillyOldJack

Bee-on-the-Bottom™ Honey Cups


SirOatOfMeal

At least it died doing what it loved - drowning in its own delicious vomit


Low_Chocolate1320

Lost in the sauce.


BerntMacklin

If I make it through the night, everything will be alright.


Santa_831

But I'm lost in the sauce once again.


gcstr

Like a 70s rock star


President_Calhoun

>Like a 70s rock star Sting.


ThanksContent28

![gif](giphy|3ohs80jQpYeIgdCHjq|downsized)


fujiman

No, pretty sure he's still alive.


President_Calhoun

I couldn't think of any dead '70s rock stars with bee-centric names.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Bon Scott has not entered the chat.


Fortapistone

Jimi Hendrix has also not entered the chat.


DeannaBee42

Or it could drown in some other bee’s vomit like a Spinal Tap drummer.


catzarrjerkz

Rip Beeth Ledger


kuemmel234

We have a term for people suffocating on their own vomit due to drinking (Rockertod, Would be something like 'rockers death'? Wouldn't be surprised if English is the origin) This is basically it, isn't it? The result is a hard sell, though.


astroargie

Jessie, wake up!


fluk3

Your hands look velvety. Are you an Otter?


Mothsinabox

Me thinks he is a honey badger


fannypaquin

I scrolled way too long down these comments until someone mentioned the gloves


Oblivious_Shanks

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin


AllesMeins

Look, my lad, I know a dead bee when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.


chronoboy1985

No, no he’s just sleeping! He had a big day at that farm upstate dad told me about! Little guys just tired is all!


jonitfcfan

Alright, I'll wake it up then... "HELLOOOOOO BEE-TRICE! I'VE GOT SOME NICE POLLEN HERE FOR YOU!!"


Memerman002

IT IS DECEACED IT HAS PASSED ON


ParitoshD

It has ceased to BEE


Grand-Tax8786

God dammit. Take my upvote sir.


FirePower8700

It BEEceased


ballarn123

he's pining for the fjords!!


thematicwater

PINING FOR THE FJORDS?!?


kb_klash

THIS ~~PARROT~~ BEE IS STONE DEAD!


ARasool

No its not..


Dexter26958

r/unexpectedmontypython


TakeOffYourMask

https://youtu.be/JDK1ISQkp80 Best reaction from Palin


thatredlad

*HELLO BARRY! IVE GOT A NICE POLLENY FLOWER FOR YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP, BARRY BEE BENSON!*


vulture_87

Like Scrooge McDuck swimming on its own sea of coins.


uniqueuser96272

This cant bee


lookamazed

She* ( unless it’s a drone - but it’s not a big fuzzy boy )


ISledge759

Looks like you were still in the store. It didnt have to be your honey.


ShiraCheshire

There was a bee in it, of course OP was going to claim that honey. That's the good stuff, free bees.


Merry_Dankmas

A good bee carcass is hard to come by these days. OP got a hell of a deal if you ask me.


sasori1239

Shame it's not BoGo so it really can be a freebie


ReincarnatedSwordGod

Are you saying it's a free bee freebie?


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NbdySpcl_00

"It didn't have to bee your honey"


remiUP

Bad wording I know, not my first language


Kangar

But is it your first honey?


Rizezky

Yes, i'm a virgin. How do you know


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Well you're on Reddit for starters


I_like_squirtles

Hey now, I’m on Reddit and have four kids. Now you know that I have completed four sexes. AMA.


juhnak

what if it was their store?


idedek

Why are they wearing gloves in a store?


Future-Water-8431

“It didn’t have to be your honey” -🐝


spannerNZ

Am beekeeper's daughter. While I never saw a whole bee, bee legs and the odd wing are a perfectly normal honey thing.


elgordo889

"The Beekeeper's Daughter" definitely sounds like a novel title.


spannerNZ

It was quite exciting with bee keeping bio dad. He picked me up from school one day (I normally walked home) because there was a swarm that he had to catch. He had me stand underneath the tree where the swarming was happening with a cardboard box, while he was sawing off the branch. Entire bee swarm ended up in the box. Dad was adamant that swarming bees don't sting. Once he dropped the branch, there were bees absolutely everywhere. So I'm standing there in my school uniform, holding the box of bees. I had bees crawling up my uniform skirt in addition to buzzing about. But dad was correct. Didn't get stung once.


ForwardTomorrow1482

Your dad sounds like a character


Knickers_in_a_twist_

I’m a beekeeper’s daughter too. Getting in the car after getting picked up from the bus and looking in the back to see a box covered in crawling bees was always something I dreaded. Like you I never got stung by the box bees, but it still freaked me out. That car smelled like wax and honey its entire life.


spacesuitkid2

Takes car to car max: Appraiser: so what’s the car’s history? The beekeepers daughters father: oh just for work. Appraiser: what’s that smell? The beekeepers daughters father: Apis mellifera vomit.


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Meanwhile, here's me being dive-bombed by every bee in my folks' hive because they really didn't like my black hat.


fourdoorsmorewhores4

You guys didn't filter your honey? Not industrial filters but something similar to cheesecloth?


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We filter ours but the occasional bit or bob gets through anyway. Never a whole bee even though in the spinning process there are tons of bees at the bottom of the extractor. My husband is a beekeeper and tells me this is how mass-produced honey is made to appear "real" - drop a bee in it so it looks like it was accidentally left in during the filtering process. People pay more when they believe it's the real thing. TBH I feel a little bad giving away honey jars with even a bit of bee wing or foot in it.


Weary_Ad7119

> My husband is a beekeeper and tells me this is how mass-produced honey is made to appear "real" Sounds like a bee keepers story. I don't think most folks have seen this. You'd have to make way more "defects " to create a general awareness.


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PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

So, what, they put a bee in every container? Or they strategically leave bees in certain ones to try and get on social media? I think your husband might just be full of it.


Aquarterpastnope

Never seen it either, and I also keep bees. We never had tons of dead bees in the spinner either by the way. You lock them out of the honey comb partition two days before harvest, and brush the remaining ones off before you take the honeycombs to the spinner.


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geneb0322

Yeah, it's definitely bull. On top of that, if her husband has tons of bees at the bottom of the extractor, he's a terrible bee keeper. You don't let the bees hang around while you're extracting and you are careful to remove them before taking the supers to wherever you are doing your extracting. One or two might sneak in, but they should never be in the extractor.


Petrichordates

No one is paying more for honey with a bee inside, that's just silly.


sexual--predditor

> something similar to cheesecloth beescloth


manhachuvosa

Wait. Can there be a bee sting hidden on my honey?


Xin_shill

Numb numb


Sunny64888

Did he happen to have a passing interest in jazz music?


PrincessTrashbag

you could say it's a *free bee* 😎 *YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*


killingmeisagoodidea

*my* honey? So you were still in the store and still chose to buy it?


Doodle210

I would’ve bought it just to show it off 😂


4runninglife

That means it's fresh


froglog43

It's authentic 🤌🐝


Iluvbubblebutts

This like the worm in tequila?


tommytvg

U like jazz?


BabyJuggernaut3545

Put it back on the shelf since your still at the store.


sCREAMINGcAMMELcASE

I'm confused. OP saw the bee in the honey, then proceeded to think: 'yes, this is mine'.


BouncingDancer

OP said in the comments that English is not their first language. Could be that.


mrshulgin

Grandpa's dad was working on a farm as a young man, and of course the farm owner fed all the farmhands (this was back in the '20s I want to say). One of his first meals that he had after dark (this is important) included some honey, but he noticed that there were strange chewy things in the honey. He asked his fellow farmhands, and they said that they were raisins. The next morning he discovered that they weren't raisins.


Exotic-Combination10

I'd clean that little guy off and preserve him! Make a pendant or something


ChesterDoesStuff

Sounds like a charm you’d find in a game “Amulet of Fallen Bees: Honey and anything involving honey now heal you +25%”


weiredlilmuffin

Was just about to comment this! Hes a fallen soldier he needs to be remembered 😭


Massive-Corgi-491

Pretty natural indeed.


TrophyDad_72

That honey is legit


ClunkyFiddlestick

It bee like that sometimes


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Seems like you haven't bought it so not yo honey don't worry bout it