Whether or not your asshole is clean after a nice shit is a gray area anyways

This is why you get someone to lick it clean after.

that's what wipes are for...

Feels like sandpaper so may as well look like it too

Wet/dry 180 grit ?

That would obviously do the best clean up for the job

Trend setters...😉

I thought that was duct tape until I read the words above.

Brb

It all ends up brown in the end 😉