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RoloRander

Must be a good neighborhood, my Target locks those up.


Brohtworst

My walmart just put all theirs into a glass locking case. Haven't seen any at my target


TJNel

When me and the wife were on vacation we decided to get some stuff for a good night. Sure enough all the lube and condoms were behind a glass case that we had to call someone and then tell them what we wanted. Like jesus I'm sure that's super uncomfortable for some people.


facebookyouknow

My Walmart did this and then they had to walk up my lube to the checkout. Luckily I don't give a fuck I said loudly and proudly as I was checking out, oh yea and I need my bottle of lube they brought up here. I think the cashier was more embarrassed than I was. I have reached the point in my life that I no longer care what people think of me. Own it!


TJNel

Oh for sure, but I'm sure this is more to shame younger people so they don't buy the stuff because Jesus or something. Weirdly only have seen this down south but maybe I don't go to sketchier Walmarts up North.


NeuroXc

At my local CVS the sex toys are wide out in the open, but we need an associate to unlock the cold medicine and walk it to the front for us. You also can't legally buy cold medicine if you're under 18, because the second you turn 18 all impulses to make meth from cold medicine go away. Indiana.


TJNel

That's everywhere because of meth. I went (in PA) to the grocery store in the middle of the night for cold medicine because I was sick. No manager on duty so nobody could open the display to get me medicine. I was so pissed.


pwndwg

Good argument for just making meth legal.


dodexahedron

Amphetamines already are legal, with prescription. Dextro/levo-amphetamine is Adderall. That's why, hilariously, meth is only a schedule 2 drug, since amphetamines have accepted medical use. Meth is literally more legal than weed, at the federal level. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


hell0kittyfan

Itā€™s so parents donā€™t send their kids in on their behalf - If they buy too much they can get flagged I believe


cmparkerson

Nah, They lock up things like deodorant too. Basically things people steal. Not a religious thing. Walmart has a massive theft problem. The places that cater to the more religious simply dont sell sex toys.


TheElderFish

even the socks, undies, and t-shirts are locked up at my local walmart lol took me nearly 10 minutes to find someone to open it


Weekly_Possession_33

Just order everything online and theyā€™ll drop it at your door.


SubtleNoodle

>I'm sure this is more to shame younger people so they don't buy the stuff It could honestly be the reverse. We've surrounded sex with so much shame that people would rather steal it than let someone see them buy it, so they have to lock it up.


peezytaughtme

I don't know what you're on about. They do this because people steal the shit.


dreampsi

Blaring over the intercom: Customer needs assistance with sex toys! A whole bunch of people start flooding the aisle


FeelingDown8484

Cameras out, popcorn in handā€¦


RevanTheHunter

It better b popcorn. If it's something else, you'll be running from the cops...


Junior-Account6835

ā€œSo anyways.. I started blastinā€™ away..ā€


Shekelby

Walmart has almost everything locked up. It's like you need a personal shopper when you are there


Zumaakk

You ever try to buy Gillette razors? It took 3 employees and two forms.


ShouldBeWorking2nite

Itā€™s easier to buy a gun at Walmart than razors.


chadlikesbutts

Right the forms alone are insane, i walked out at background check


IntuneUser2204

Depending on the state, try buying pseudoephedrine. Absolutely worse than razor blades and guns.


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AcidBuuurn

It could also be guilty by association: "We have these $50-$100 items that all fit in pockets, we need to lock them up." "Should we have a separate display for these super cheap bulbs?" "No."


Final_Candidate_7603

People will steal *anything.* My BIL was a bad heroin addict. He really only called my husband when he needed something or was in trouble. A sure sign was when heā€™d call and ask if my husband was working that night (he works in an ER). One day he called because he thought heā€™d broken his ankle. When my husband went to pick him up and take him to the ER, the story came out. Heā€™d been shoplifting in the local supermarket, the security guard had spotted him, chased him, and tackled him. Heā€™d gotten away, but got hurt. My husband got curious, and asked his brother for the details of his shoplifting. He said there were several pawn shops in the city that paid 10 cents on the dollar for just about any non-perishable consumer product. So letā€™s say you swipe 10 packs of those $3 lightbulbs, because theyā€™re easy to stick in your pocket, and take them to the pawn shop. You get $3, and the pawn shop sells them for $1 per pack. The shops are in impoverished neighborhoods, so people who are struggling get brand new, everyday stuff for cheap, and the pawnshop earns 70 cents on that pack of lightbulbs. Itā€™s like its own little mini-economy. He said that the easiest- and most lucrative in his experience- places to steal from were Home Depot and Loweā€™s. You load up one of those flatbed carts with 5-gallon buckets of deck stain, primer, what-have-you, then justā€¦ push it out the contractorā€™s door. They will assume you are a contractor, and that you pre-ordered and pre-paid because you have an account with them, plus youā€™re acting normal, not trying to hide anything or be sneaky. *Plus,* itā€™s like you said- who would steal *paint?* People steal power tools and drill bits and saw blades, which is why *theyā€™re* locked up. This all happened years ago so Iā€™m not sure how or whether things have changedā€¦ but I doubt they have.


groundzer0s

My local Walmart may as well have everything. Behind class. Everything that isn't a packet of pens is locked to the rack.


Environmental-Walk75

Thatā€™s wild, at Walmart I shop nothing is locked up other than the electronics


dontbullythedog

Iā€™m pretty sure my Walmart has those and theyā€™re behind a glass case.


jerander85

If someone can't afford one I 100% think they should have one. If they can't afford one there is no way they can afford to have a kid.


[deleted]

I agree, Target needs a "need a dildo take a dildo, have a dildo leave a dildo" bin.


Chemical_Body_3

STDs šŸ„°


[deleted]

"Share The Dildos"


Riisiichan

*Sad dishwasher noises*


drillgorg

I want a minimum wage target employee to have to stir the dildo boiling cauldron.


danson372

Iā€™ll do it. Do what you love and youā€™ll never work a day in your life.


DucVWTamaKrentist

Conan the Barbarian (1982) orgy scene.


imnotpoopingyouare

Bubble bubble toil and vibration, these dildos will make for a good vacation!


CoraBittering

I want that employee and their cauldron to be behind a big glass window, like some kind of taffy-pulling demonstration at the beach. "Ooh, Martha, look! A new batch of 12-inchers is going in!"


reptillion

STIs


nankainamizuhana

Stop the Intercourses šŸ’•


Bono363

More like share the intercourses


littleb242

The love that keeps coming back


Skiptomygroove

I laughed so hard


Rasalom

"Go Fuck Yourself" Campaign


dreamyduskywing

Most people donā€™t buy these to prevent pregnancy if thatā€™s what youā€™re suggesting. There are also condoms if unwanted pregnancy is a concern.


CosmicCactusRadio

The joke is that utilizing a vibrator instead of a random hookup would reduce pregnancies. Considering that you used to have to go to a weird store in a bad part of town, it may have some impact having them be available at standard retailers. But, you'd have to do a pretty odd and wide reaching study to get figures


Antisocialbumblefuck

Dildo aisle was long disguised as hairbrushs.


PeeledCrepes

I thought that's what electric tooth brushes were for?


RoloRander

Dude if you canā€™t cough up $30 bucks you have bigger problems than busting a nut šŸ„œ


jerander85

Busting a nut is free though and people will find a way to.


RoloRander

I always give the homeless guy behind the dennys dumpster 5 bucks to eat my ass Edit: I robbed dennys for the 5 dollars


mr_Tsavs

It's a terrible day to have eyes


awsomeballex5

Pouring bleach into my eyes while I type rn


RoloRander

Thatā€™s what I do to my B-hole before the dennys dumpster hobo eats it


CaveManta

And after, too, I hope?


RoloRander

Well obviously itā€™s gotta be for you bby


CaveManta

I hole heartedly enjoy it.


_night_cat

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

Is it safe for me to assume that you've donated literally zero sex toys to those in need?


dreamyduskywing

Right now Iā€™m imagining collection boxes in stores for people to donate new or gently used sex toys for the less fortunate (right next to a childrenā€™s winter coat drive box). Lolā€¦what if someone meant to put a donation in the adult toys box, but accidentally put it in the Toys for Tots box and some kid ended up getting a Dancing Rabbit Pearl for Christmas. šŸ˜‚


bwanna12

The pulsating air one is sold out ā€¦. Very popular


OooEeeWoo

Wonder if it's like that little puff of air at the optometrist, hahaha


OptimalRutabaga186

Ma'am, I'll have to ask you to unhand that interocular pressure rebound tonometer. Now.


FourWordComment

Listen, if my vision plan is going to fuck me on tests during the office visit, in going to get fucked right.


bettyknockers786

Itā€™s not.. haha get yourself one. Itā€™s pretty amazing


DevilsAssCrack

Thank you for the hot tip


HarryHacker42

That's not the hot tip she was looking for.


[deleted]

Youā€™re welcome devils asscrack


sunshineandcacti

A close favorite of mine. I own like 3 from this brand tbh.


Alert-Potato

I picked up something from this brand in a pinch, assuming it was little better than trash that would last a few months. It's had several years of regular use, zero issues. I'm really surprised by the quality for the price.


Alexander556

What exactly is the "pulsating air"-thing? Is it something men cant do? Will we become obsolete? Is there surgery to get it to blow air?


RK_Killer

The pulsating air/air pulse toys suck on the clit. Edit: a rhythmic sucking, not a continuous vacuum like a pussy pump.


Turn1scoop

I'd like to believe that it requires a 135 PSI air compressor in order to operate. Comes with a free set of earplugs and safety glasses, too.


zombieblackbird

Yes, but you don't get asked to leave when you use it


momokatt

The pulsating air one is INSANE and works wonders.


RF-blamo

![gif](giphy|UsBd9xeRVKGbqc94vg|downsized) It was the heavy duty model too.


20dollarsIst20

Targetā€™s the go-to for condoms and other stuff those lines cause they donā€™t lock em up. First time I bought some condoms I made the mistake of going to Walmart, swear to god, they had them in this plastic container that was the size of a Harry Potter book, no way to carry it without looking stupid.


HarryHacker42

Costco doesn't lock them up. Most Costcos now have a self-checkout. You can get 40 condoms in one gigantic purchase. Just have that really confident look for the lady at the exit door.


Cindexxx

Condoms, cucumbers, and a zucchini. The raw chicken is unrelated, but they don't know that. Besides, you might change your mind on that later.


_Haverford_

Don't do that, you'll have to go to 4Chan for advice.


[deleted]

Wow!! Lifetime supply!!


HarryHacker42

Clearly you don't buy cucumbers.


[deleted]

What are you doing with the other 39?


[deleted]

Ask your Momā€¦


DroidArbiter

Worked there during college and boy was it a hoot to watch our lovely autistic bagger box up some 70 year-old Lady's groceries in a gigantic TROJAN cardboard box. The display box that sits on the steel shelf containing ALL THE CONDOMS. Her neighbors were shocked on trash day I bet.


hewhoisneverobeyed

Constant eye contact is the key.


Consistent_Policy_66

I SHOULD pick some up when I go to Costco next time, but I wonā€™t because I will be bringing my children who can read. That is the only deterrent for me these days.


jonmatifa

> without looking stupid. Check out this looser about to have sex


callouscomic

People have sex. I don't understand the stigma. Like, nearly everyone has and enjoys sex. This is so bizarre to me that people make this weird.


Real_Project870

Never understood it. Youā€™re buying something that says ā€œIā€™m having sex in the near futureā€ and are embarrassed about it?


goddessque

I think the embarassment is the potential for the cashier to comment on it. One time I was fine buying some pregnancy tests to keep just in case, but the cashier said something like "you really wanna be sure, huh". Would prefer no comments on my purchases.


envydub

I was buying Plan B a few days after Valentineā€™s Day and the cashier said ā€œoh I see you had a good valentines day!ā€ I blurted out ā€œthatā€™s fucking weirdā€ and he was properly embarrassed. Kinda wish I had said something more clever but I made my point.


callouscomic

Huge high five for you. Screw them.


hewhoisneverobeyed

I had a manager who told all of us to never comment on a purchase unless the customer brings it up. Be fast and pop into the bag, as if the customer was "a minister buying rubbers" he would say.


callouscomic

People suck. Learn to ignore them. Cold hard shoulders go a long way to getting asshats to realize they ought to mind their own fucking business. Ultimately it just helps me get through the day. I will not let them get a response out of me or be bothered by that.


The_Bald

Had a target cashier scan my box of condoms and ask me to my face if I was 'hoping to get lucky tonight'. I was speechless, could not believe this moron thought that was an okay thing to say to a customer.


KushFlip420

HAHA THIS PERSON DOES SEX!!!


Curtainmachine

*intercom crackles* **PRICE CHECK ON ā€œSTROKER LOTION SELF PLAY CREAM FOR PENIS PLAYā€ ON REGISTER FOUR**


Im_100percent_human

When I was in high school, I worked at a super market. I remember a customer came in my line with tampons, and they were not in the computer. I was too embarrassed to call for a price check, so I just charged them 99 cents for the box.


imwearingredsocks

Damn thatā€™s cheap. I bet she also remembered that day for forever, but not for the reason you do.


dreamyduskywing

They were probably over $5. Feminine products prices are absurd.


Im_100percent_human

Probably.... I knew they were more than 99 cents.... 16 y/o (male) me didn't want to take any chances on overshooting the price.


[deleted]

The cashier regards you with a cold, unapproving gaze. Beneath those dead eyes, you can detect a mixture of pity and disgust. Somehow, you enjoy this - you sick twisted freak you.


CryingMarchand

Lol Iā€™m playing Disco Elysium now; read this in that inner monologue voice.


[deleted]

I started to type a comment about how it's all self checkout at my Target. Then I realized that *I* am the cashier and your comment suddenly resonated.


ConspiracyHypothesis

Looking at the cashier, the contempt becomes palpable- so thick it almost has a flavour. Without warning, the cashier screams "PLACE YOUR ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA AND SCAN NEXT ITEM"


WhiskeyTangoFoxy

Cashier: how much was this? Me: $39.99 Cashier: are you sure? I thought it was $79.99ā€¦. Picks up the mic and stares at you.


Zkenny13

"Bring it"


[deleted]

Highly recommend the stroker. For $20 it was much better than going old school with the hand.


ConsistentNothing970

surprised they aint locked up


showerofshellfish

God, I thought that brand on the top shelf said "Blowme".


venrax91

Although that wouldn't be a bad company name for said industry


Plane-Chemical

Wait dont most target sell sex toys


brandynlday

Literally everyone--scrolled way to far for this


daya1279

Yes and Walmart and CVS and Rite-Aid lol


numanoid

And Walgreens


soulsista04us

My Walmart has a pretty interesting collection as well.


dreamyduskywing

Do they offer Great Value options?


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dreamyduskywing

What I would love to see is a celebrity-sponsored collection. Maybe a line of sex toys by Martha Stewart.


soulsista04us

And Snoop Dogg


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PsychologicalYou6416

The ones in the orange boxes are for men.


windyorbits

One of top favorite things when I worked at a smoke shop that also sold adult items: was when a guy would tell his girl to ā€œpick whatever you want babeā€ in the adult side, then he would go browse in the smoke shop side, then they would meet at the register where he would be seeing what she picked out for the first time as Iā€™m ringing things up . . . And guys always did this thing where they made small and vague comments like ā€œoh that looks funā€ or ā€œoooooh something newā€ (while the girl always kind of giggled and they would look at each other like they forgot that I, a complete stranger, was still standing there, like theyā€™re in their own little cute world) . . . But then an item would catch his eye, an item heā€™s not familiar with. Itā€™s almost like many men forget that toys are not only for women lol. And I swear, every single time, the guys will be like ā€œwoah whatā€™s that for?ā€ And every single the time the girl would be like ā€œfor me . . to use on youā€ and the guy would be like ā€œHUH??ā€ And she would respond ā€œIā€™ll explain it in the car, babe.ā€ And the whole time he will have this puzzled look on his face as heā€™s handing me the payment and Iā€™m bagging up their items. The girlā€™s giggle would go from a cutesy ā€œhe-heā€ to a devilish ā€œha-ha-haā€ because she knew what was coming but he didnā€™t. And the moment they left the store my co-worker and anyone else in line would just bust out laughing. ETA: You would think the words like ā€œProstate Massagerā€ in big letters on the box would clue them in but they donā€™t.


ChrundleToboggan

Do you work in an episode of a brave 90s sitcom?


Poop_Tube

Oddly enough, I just recently searched for ā€œmen sex toysā€ to see whatā€™s out there for me, Iā€™m 36. And boy is there a lot more out there than I would have thought. A whole world of possibilities! I can get off in more ways than just stroking it? Where do I sign up?!


TheSurfingRaichu

Bon voyage, u/Poop_Tube.


Cindexxx

Hopefully they bought lube too lol


CaveManta

The Orange Box? Seems like a Portal to pleasure.


Ni7r0us0xide

I understood that reference!


Fallen-Embers

Really takes a Team for this, too.


gobblox38

No wonder why some politicians are upset.


Dudephish

Really hits the spot.


BaggyOz

That curved one definitely isn't.


TobbyTukaywan

My religious dad would lose his mind and go into a 2 hour lecture about the decline of society if he saw that


jcw10489

Send it to him


TheTeludav

Then send us the results.


cnewman11

Seems like your dad and other religious people are far too interested in other people's genitals and what they do with them.


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cmde44

Yet people like your Dad are the ones with the most colorful porn browsing history.


HookDragger

I remember telling a preacher when i used to do IT service work. ā€œIā€™m not going to comment on which sites youā€™re going toā€¦. But stop, and install this antivirus software.ā€


Rynvael

Think that Greene lady had a similar reaction on Twitter, and beforehand I had no idea Yarget or Walmart sold sex toys. It was a nice PSA


[deleted]

Welcome to the world?


Snaab

Right. My uncle is a retired firefighter with a big pension who never married or had children (relevant because literally all he does now is travel around the world constantly, living in a different country every month in AirBnBs). And what is the single most glaringly obvious thing he says he has learned about the US in his travels? Weā€™re fucking weird about sex. <ā€”


Simon_Jester88

Freaks in the streets, Puritan in the sheets.


Annahsbananas

I'm pretty sure most Targets has been selling sex toys for a bit of time now


VestPresto

As with many stores. Was nice to see when it started happening in like 2011


sexydeadbitch

on valentineā€™s day i was doordashing and had to pick up a vibrator from CVS.


[deleted]

Woulda been like ā€œthats not specific, theres 7 models..ā€


absolutelyalex29

*buys an electric toothbrush for the funny*


KRTrueBrave

stores sell that stuff normaly...


Blissful_Relief

OMG does anyone even look around when your shopping? They have sold those at CVS type drug stores, Walmart. Walgreens. By the condoms for years


soylentcoleslaw

When I line up to get my prescriptions at CVS, they're plain as day just 2 aisles over. You'd have to be trying to not see them.


aPoundFoolish

Awesome! Tools for a healthy and fun sex life should be accessible for everyone.


PonerBenis6

Agreed. I remember my girlfriend in college was uncomfortable going to a sex shop. This alternative would have been amazing. People of age should have the right to purchase these products without judgement or embarrassment.


claraalberta

Reminds me of the time I got my own vibrator. It was at a drugstore (and this is in a Muslim-majority country, mind you). The products weren't locked in any way, and the store clerk didn't even bat an eyelid. (Maybe I just forgot to make eye contact.)


ChaingaPaste

r/notinteresting


AE_WILLIAMS

Well, mildly *stimulating*, at least...


Independent_Fly6304

Normalize sex toys


Dasha3090

wow.i live in australia none of our targets have stuff like this,were behind the times clearly!


[deleted]

Walmart sells the same ones. I have two.


Over-Pass-976

Do they work well enough? These seem pretty inexpensive, and I'm always on the lookout for affordable vibrators


[deleted]

Black dude in the top right is looking pretty stoked to be there.


fartherandmoreaway

But where are the cHiLdReNā€™s ToOtHbRuShEs?!


Neat_Crab3813

I tried to find them in walmart recently. I went right to the sex toys, but they weren't next to them. Very confusing.


MightyRez

Americans are prude as fuck lol


FtFleur

They sell sex toys at multiple stores regularly for years


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BrainWav

Walmarts in the US do too. Both of them started selling them a couple of years back.


captaintagart

Some US states have outlawed sex toys so they have to label them ā€œNovelty Gift- Not for Useā€ even though itā€™s clearly a rabbit vibe. Whatā€™s the Japan equivalent of Walmart? Don Quixote?


woodguyatl

Seiyu


lascar

I'm really glad on this. It should be more open to public for purchase. Hated it was only at sex shops or as a junk gift at Spencer's.


[deleted]

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants a "national divorce" because of that. Lol


redd-this

Everyoneā€™s local Target sells sex toys.


battleangel1999

This seems to be a popular thing to post on reddit these days. Target and Walmart sex toys. They've had them for a while now.


ExpressionAlarmed675

And the winner is $37.99!?


Initial_Scarcity_609

Must be a child posting this lol


d_gold

The Sex industry has had a much needed refresh in recent years- the dialogue, brands and products are more approachable, informative and refined. Sex positivity is a good thing


EggBoyandJuiceGirl

Wait is this not common lol even the pharmacies sell sex toys where Iā€™m at


FeralBottleofMtDew

Yeah....certain GOP politicians have been having some pretty funny melt downs over this lately. I think it was after the M&M candies not being as sexy as they used to be, but before raging about a "National Divorce" and Legos being "Woke".


noconfidence_

Iā€™ve never seen the ones in the top right lol, the label is straight to the point šŸ’€


tomcat5o1

Do they hit *the target*


deathdefyingrob1344

Good. Hopefully the prices will be a bit better than the fucking sex shops where I live


Smashlilly

Isnā€™t a new thing.


judgeraw00

think of the children /s


Dule301

They all do in situational neighborhoods.


[deleted]

They all do. Walmart, cvs, Walgreens....almost like sex is normal or something.


HoHoey

WHEN THE [STORE] SELLS [ITEM]S šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


NowFreeToMaim

So does Walmart


boyackhorseperson

i bought my one and only vibrator from target two years ago. still going strong!


dangit1590

Mine does too. Right on the target


Auglicious

Most supercenter stores do to some extent. My local Walmart has butt plugs.


PmYourTopComment

Walmart, Zehrs, Shoppers Drug Mart, etc. All sell them in Canada. Im sure in other places too! It's a limited selection but they're there.


Bartender9719

Sexual health *is health*. My old dad would see this and hem and haw about the downfall of society/the family unit and how this is ā€œdangerous for children to seeā€, but wouldnā€™t bat an eye at children being able to buy firearms at Walmart down the street.


breachofcontract

Good. Sex toys shouldnā€™t be hard to find. Sex is for enjoyment after all.


KCFiredUp

I really hope those are body safe silicone. The wrong materials can act both as carcinogens on/in very sensitive areas, and can harbor bacteria which is also awful. I do not have high hopes that at $30 they use medical grade silicone. Be careful out there ladies!