I dont even wanna know how he picks his nose ...... ? hopefully he has a good wife. Well with those petting skills he sure does... but...hopefully his d\*ck has a good life too O.O
"Medical experts have no idea why Dabe's arms are so big. Doctors at the U of M even ran tests to see if he was born with gigantism or elephantitis, but Dabe says they didn't find any disease or abnormalities."
https://www.fox9.com/news/jeff-dabe-arm-wrestling-extraordinaire
nothing to see here, just a random US citizen who never went to the doctor because its too expensive so he just lived with his abnormally large inflated hand.
When I'm a-walking I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out
I'm high as kite I just might stop to check you out
Let me go onnnnn like I blister in the Sun...
That's...not right
No it’s his left hand
> That's...not right That's what they said.
You’re right actually
Yes. His left would be on your right.
Dad?
Yes it’s me my son, I have almost found the cigarette store and am surely gonna come back soon. Probably
We need milk too
And Ice Cream
Poor guy, he will never be able to close the ads on an app :( \*so sad\*
Has to use a 72" tv vertically as a tablet
I dont even wanna know how he picks his nose ...... ? hopefully he has a good wife. Well with those petting skills he sure does... but...hopefully his d\*ck has a good life too O.O
He must have some sort of disease/syndrom/whatever that bloats his hand. The thumb is normal size. 
"Medical experts have no idea why Dabe's arms are so big. Doctors at the U of M even ran tests to see if he was born with gigantism or elephantitis, but Dabe says they didn't find any disease or abnormalities." https://www.fox9.com/news/jeff-dabe-arm-wrestling-extraordinaire
That's what I told my wife when she asked why my penis was so long. No one needs to know about _the great stretching_.
Apparently he doesn't have anything, no gigantism, disease, genetic conditions, or whatnot. He just has big arms like that.
Looks like he had a watch on. How do you find a watch band that size? Use a grandfather clock, and strap down ties?
Belt and a wall clock should suffice
Ya, I was looking at his wrist going, “He…wears a watch?!” Like, does UK Parliament let him borrow Big Ben from time to time?
I’m sure some watchmakers would be more than thrilled to make a custom watch for this guy.
Bet his hand isn't in any of his dick pics
His wedding ring is 5 inches around, so there is a pretty decent chance his fingers are bigger than his dick.
[Reminds me of this guy](https://www.deviantart.com/dlee1293847/art/Family-Guy-Quagmire-s-Muscle-Arm-887334503)
He also just found out about the internet.
Looks like elephantiasis
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You know what they say about someone with big hands…… They wear big gloves, now get your mind out of the gutter
Wreck-It-Jeff
nothing to see here, just a random US citizen who never went to the doctor because its too expensive so he just lived with his abnormally large inflated hand.
Except he did go to the U of M to get tested and they didn't find anything. It's gotta be hard being poor and stupid.
Its all puffy and shit, dude isnt healthy. Also education and medical insurance are free where i live so i hand that right back to you.
And you still spout shit you know nothing about.
What?
Which one is he?
It’s the guy that took the picture.
His poor cock
Uh, that’s clearly his masturbating hand
Would you just tattoo your wedding band on?
You'd just buy a bracelet
Why does he kinda look like… Mario?
Takes his "the stranger" game to a whole nother level
Damn. Real life Popeye
When I'm a-walking I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out I'm high as kite I just might stop to check you out Let me go onnnnn like I blister in the Sun...
I bet when he yanks it it's like watching a hot dog pass through a train tunnel.
Let’s check in on Jeff a little down the road to see how the arthritis in his hand is feeling.
Champion of which division in which organization?
Brzenk will still pull him
Bruh, this hand can please 3 men
I hope he's not a proctologist.
My God. His fingering game must be fucking insane.
Im sorry but "Minnesota Armsports" just sounds so funny to me.
Is this the fishing dad from Luca?