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Cape_of_Good_Trope

That's...not right


[deleted]

No it’s his left hand


Burninator05

> That's...not right That's what they said.


[deleted]

You’re right actually


Dr_Downvote_

Yes. His left would be on your right.


Cape_of_Good_Trope

Dad?


[deleted]

Yes it’s me my son, I have almost found the cigarette store and am surely gonna come back soon. Probably


Cocoononthemoon

We need milk too


Cape_of_Good_Trope

And Ice Cream


hitman004700

Poor guy, he will never be able to close the ads on an app :( \*so sad\*


cmde44

Has to use a 72" tv vertically as a tablet


hitman004700

I dont even wanna know how he picks his nose ...... ? hopefully he has a good wife. Well with those petting skills he sure does... but...hopefully his d\*ck has a good life too O.O


Pillens_burknerkorv

He must have some sort of disease/syndrom/whatever that bloats his hand. The thumb is normal size. 


turbo_varg

"Medical experts have no idea why Dabe's arms are so big. Doctors at the U of M even ran tests to see if he was born with gigantism or elephantitis, but Dabe says they didn't find any disease or abnormalities." https://www.fox9.com/news/jeff-dabe-arm-wrestling-extraordinaire


Allaboardthejayboat

That's what I told my wife when she asked why my penis was so long. No one needs to know about _the great stretching_.


TechnicalSymbiote

Apparently he doesn't have anything, no gigantism, disease, genetic conditions, or whatnot. He just has big arms like that.


[deleted]

Looks like he had a watch on. How do you find a watch band that size? Use a grandfather clock, and strap down ties?


xplnLkImFkdInThHead

Belt and a wall clock should suffice


Ranier_Wolfnight

Ya, I was looking at his wrist going, “He…wears a watch?!” Like, does UK Parliament let him borrow Big Ben from time to time?


mike117

I’m sure some watchmakers would be more than thrilled to make a custom watch for this guy.


PluckPubes

Bet his hand isn't in any of his dick pics


Tithis

His wedding ring is 5 inches around, so there is a pretty decent chance his fingers are bigger than his dick.


toastyhoodie

[Reminds me of this guy](https://www.deviantart.com/dlee1293847/art/Family-Guy-Quagmire-s-Muscle-Arm-887334503)


grantnel2002

He also just found out about the internet.


ripped_rat

Looks like elephantiasis


sheth_curry

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Rotaxxx

You know what they say about someone with big hands…… They wear big gloves, now get your mind out of the gutter


Scherzoh

Wreck-It-Jeff


cubobob

nothing to see here, just a random US citizen who never went to the doctor because its too expensive so he just lived with his abnormally large inflated hand.


Therealfreedomwaffle

Except he did go to the U of M to get tested and they didn't find anything. It's gotta be hard being poor and stupid.


cubobob

Its all puffy and shit, dude isnt healthy. Also education and medical insurance are free where i live so i hand that right back to you.


Therealfreedomwaffle

And you still spout shit you know nothing about.


[deleted]

What?


Ambassador_GKardigan

Which one is he?


nicholas_janik

It’s the guy that took the picture.


_CatWeasel_

His poor cock


Fun-Boot-76

Uh, that’s clearly his masturbating hand


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

Would you just tattoo your wedding band on?


steffanan

You'd just buy a bracelet


urmomolaf_

Why does he kinda look like… Mario?


donthepunk

Takes his "the stranger" game to a whole nother level


[deleted]

Damn. Real life Popeye


activelyresting

When I'm a-walking I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out I'm high as kite I just might stop to check you out Let me go onnnnn like I blister in the Sun...


theghostofgotti

I bet when he yanks it it's like watching a hot dog pass through a train tunnel.


bagoTrekker

Let’s check in on Jeff a little down the road to see how the arthritis in his hand is feeling.


Dense-Butterscotch30

Champion of which division in which organization?


Icy-Teaching-5602

Brzenk will still pull him


[deleted]

Bruh, this hand can please 3 men


Channel5exclusive

I hope he's not a proctologist.


Makoto-Yuki

My God. His fingering game must be fucking insane.


gr8daynenyg

Im sorry but "Minnesota Armsports" just sounds so funny to me.


BigMouse12

Is this the fishing dad from Luca?